With a "ding" sound, a system prompt sounded in Gao Qiwen's mind.
She brought the freshly brewed coffee to the table with no apparent expression on her face, picked up a magazine in her hand, and opened a page at random.
She looks like a young girl enjoying the quiet time.
However, the words in the magazine did not fall into her eyes. She was absorbing the system information in her brain:
Experiment No. 0 link progress: 17%
Gao Qiwen was a little excited in her heart.
Since the last time Jiang Wei caused the link progress to increase to 13% due to emotional troubles, the progress has stopped at 13% for a long time.
Until a few days ago, the progress suddenly increased to 14%.
An increase is a good thing, but a 1% progress is really not normal.
You know, Jiang Wei can usually increase the progress by 3% to 4% with just a little thought.
Therefore, Gao Qiwen entered the forum of Chun Ding Middle School to check. After browsing, he learned that Jiang Wei was going to participate in the singing and dancing competition of Chun Ding Middle School.
The singing and dancing competition is scheduled for Wednesday.
Wednesday is the day for the Jiang brothers and sisters to exchange ideas.
Thinking about it this way, Gao Qiwen naturally understood the origin of the 1% progress——
Jiang Su had some resentment about having to participate in the competition for Jiang Wei, and he happened to be using Jiang Wei's body at that time, so his progress increased, but it could only increase by 1%.
But today, the progress increased from 14% to 17%.
So...what happened to Jiang Wei today?
Gao Qiwen took a sip of coffee and picked up the magazine. Under the cover of the magazine, a faint blue light flashed across her eyes.
No matter what the reason is, as long as the progress continues, it will be just around the corner for her and Jiang Wei to return to the Pasoli planet.
The corners of Gao Qiwen's mouth curved into a smile, and there was a maturity on her face that was beyond her age.
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Harumachi Middle School.
In the last few days of the final upgrade exam, students fell into an atmosphere of unprecedented tension.
How nervous are you?
It was in this high-pressure atmosphere that Jiang Su, who was originally unable to cook in a pot, was forced to recite "Xiaoyaoyou".
The Chinese teacher even "praised" him in front of the whole class.
During the break, Jiang Su lay on the table and sighed.
Liang Yunshen looked sideways at him: "Brother Su, what are you doing? Are you still not happy after being praised? Are you playing ball after school?"
"What kind of ball are you playing?" Jiang Su sighed, holding a piece of paper and looking at it again and again.
On the paper was a simple calendar he drew, with the number "16" circled by him and marked next to it: Exam!
Liang Yunshen was shocked after seeing it: "Brother Su, you are actually worried about the exam? This is not like you!"
The corner of Jiang Su's mouth twitched, and his eyes moved upward from the number "16" with resentment to Wednesday.
That’s right, the final exam is this Wednesday!
As early as the first two times when the brother and sister exchanged bodies, Jiang Su couldn't wait to check what day of the week next year's National Unified College Entrance Examination would be on June 7th and 8th. He was relieved when he saw that it was not Wednesday.
It can be said that it is lucky that the important college entrance examination is not on Wednesday, but it is still unavoidable that the usual mock examination will fall on Wednesday.
"You don't understand." Jiang Su sighed quietly.
Liang Yunshen's mind turned and his eyes lit up: "You must be worried about Goddess Gu's birthday gift! I remember that after the exam is over, it's Goddess Gu's birthday. Didn't you still agree to confess your love to her?"
Jiang Su:......
When I mentioned this, my chest became even more depressed.
Liang Yunshen continued to fan the flames from the side: "Brother Su, are you planning to give yourself as a gift to Goddess Gu? Hehehe, I have experience in this..."
When Jiang Su heard this, his mind was really hooked. He got up from the table and looked Liang Yunshen up and down. He was surprised: "When did you have experience? Real person? Not silicone?"
"Hey, it was that time you and Lao Wu went to the haunted house. Didn't I say that I had something wrong? In fact, that day I..."
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Until class, Jiang Su's mind was still filled with stories about Liang Yunshen's starting point that he was not allowed to tell.
As he thought about it, Jiang Su's eyes wandered to Gu Ruirui's back in the front left.
Gu Ruirui, who was taking notes in class, seemed to notice something and secretly glanced back while the teacher was writing on the blackboard.
The two looked at each other, Gu Ruirui smiled shyly, and quickly turned back.
However, that smile, like a soft and lively rabbit, jumped into Jiang Su's heart.
Jiang Su swallowed his saliva and his mood became complicated.
What's weird, between him and the iron triangle of Lao Liang and Lao Wu, it was Lao Liang who lost his virginity first.
Very unhappy!
However, Lao Liang poked his elbow humbly and whispered: "Brother Su, don't tell others."
Jiang Su rolled his eyes at him: "I will call the police to arrest you right away!"
But Lao Liang straightened his back, with a smug and confident expression on his face: "You forgot, I am one year older than you two, and the birthday I celebrate in the spring of this year is my eighteenth birthday..."
Depend on!
Jiang Su was even less calm.
Damn, I’m unhappy! Not convinced!
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In the evening, Jiang Su came home exhausted. Mother Jiang talked a lot about exams again, which made her ears tingle.
At the dining table, Jiang Su ate silently with a bowl in his hands, listening to his mother's words in one ear and out the other.
While his mother was taking a breather, Jiang Su quickly changed the subject: "Mom, where is Jiang Wei?"
I didn't see her coming out to eat.
Mother Jiang paused for a moment, and then turned on the serial gun mode: "If you two don't let me worry, she won't eat tonight and has to eat snail noodles. That thing is so smelly and unpleasant, I I told her to go back to the house to eat if she wanted to eat."
"Oh..." Jiang Su nodded perfunctorily, thinking that some people like to eat snail noodles, while others don't. He didn't expect that Jiang Wei, who was always held in the palm of her mother's hand, would be disliked by her mother because of a bowl of snail noodles.
Tsk tsk, woman.
After eating, Jiangsu hid in the bedroom to escape from his mother's nagging.
Turn on your computer and prepare to broadcast live.
He has promised fans that he will conduct the last live broadcast before the summer vacation, and the content of the live broadcast will be Itae Ayanokoji Kiyotaka.
As the saying goes, "Believe in Brother Lu and you will not fail the exam." Drawing a picture of Brother Lu sincerely before the exam has the same effect as burning incense and worshiping Buddha.
Jiang Su really knows how to harvest people's hearts. In April, he painted April Is Your Lie; in May, he painted Five Centimeters Per Second; and in June, he painted When Cicadas Cry, which are always in line with current events. I also dig into the classics, and from time to time draw some anime characters that are niche but have high fan loyalty, and I can capture both classics and niche comic fans.
Turn on the computer, open the live broadcast, and just about to open the painting software——
Suddenly there was a "gurgling" sound in my stomach, accompanied by a burst of cramping pain.
Damn, is it a bad stomach?
The sudden stomachache caught him off guard. Jiang Su glanced at the number of people in the live broadcast room. Because the broadcast had just started, it had not yet reached its peak.
The most important thing is... he can't bear it anymore!
Jiang Su quickly clicked an × on the screen. He couldn't tell whether it was an × or to zoom out. Anyway, the interface was gone.
If it’s gone, it’s closed.
Jiang Su rushed out with a whoosh.
On the way to the bathroom, he passed by Jiang Wei, who was carrying snail noodles. A smelly wind suddenly blew up around him. For a moment, Jiang Su couldn't tell whether it was the smell of snail noodles or whether he had pooped his pants.
After the gust of wind passed, Jiang Wei looked at the direction where Jiang Su rushed into the bathroom and blinked innocently.
He went out?
Great! This way, you can have sex in his bedroom without restraint!
The smell of snail noodles will linger in the bedroom for a long time, but if you make it in Jiangsu’s room, you can enjoy the joy of making it without making your room smelly!
Jiang Wei's joy was written directly on her face: yyds, kill two birds with one stone!
Jiang Wei entered Jiang Su's room with snail noodles, sat directly in front of the computer, and pushed the keyboard and mouse forward.
The bowl was placed on the computer table, and the mobile phone was placed in front of the bowl, playing "Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun".
While fangirling, I watched the show, dangling my short legs, and exclaiming along with the plot from time to time, "Ah, this is too sweet!" "Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, ah, ah, ah, ah... kiss me!" "Ouch, kiss me now!" Kiss me!"
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ten minutes later.
Feeling a little exhausted after having diarrhea, he walked to the door of the room holding on to the wall. The moment he pushed the bedroom door open, a stench rushed straight into Tianling Gai, almost making him roll his eyes and faint.
What makes people even more horrified is the little sister sitting in front of the computer with a happy and obscene look on her face.
"What are you doing?"
Jiang Su endured the smell of snail noodles and walked over.
"Watch anime." Jiang Wei dangled her short legs, raised her head and blinked at Jiang Su, the aunt's smile on her face had not completely faded away, and said loudly, "I'm watching serious anime, no. Like someone secretly hiding some banned dramas~"
Jiang Su opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but suddenly an ominous premonition enveloped him.
Jiang Su looked serious. He crossed Jiang Wei with his long arm, put his elbow on her head, held the mouse and moved it.
Jiang Wei's little mouth was still chattering: "Don't worry, I didn't look at your computer. Could it be that there is something hidden in your computer..."
Jiang Wei stopped talking and her voice stopped suddenly.
Because she suddenly saw Jiang Su's mouse click on a window in the lower left corner, and the complete live broadcast window was immediately restored.
Jiang Wei was already dumbfounded, and Jiang Su was also stunned.
The two of them stared dumbfoundedly at the barrage flying past the live broadcast room one by one. They were so dazzled that they had no time to clearly see the content of the barrage.
Only a few key sentences caught the eye:
"Real play"
"Who is who?"
"The anchor's ban"
"Large Live Broadcast Incident"
"Social death, social death, social death, social death"
"From AMSR to SS channel?"
"What's taboo to keep privately? If you don't take it out, I'm going to call the police."
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