Jiangsu:? ? ?
What does the devil speak?
Why is he the only one who wants to perform on stage for Jiang Wei?
[Isn’t it next Friday? ]
[It’s Wednesday, your class teacher said! ]
[? ? ? Your math teacher said it’s Friday! ]
Why do the two teachers give different information?
Are the competition times for high school and junior high schools different?
An idea flashed through Jiang Su's mind, and then he denied it.
impossible.
Since all students in the school are participating, it will only be concentrated on one day.
The school would not be so merciful as to devote two days to performing arts performances.
With a worried heart, Jiang Su stayed up until the end of get out of class. He originally planned to go out to find out the news, but he saw the head teacher walking into the classroom.
Jiang Su's heart suddenly thumped.
It's over, something bad happened.
Sure enough, the head teacher brought some unfortunate news——
"The news that the math teacher conveyed to you was wrong. There will be a singing and dancing competition next Wednesday. The three students I selected should prepare well. And let me tell you another news. We will make up a day of make-up lessons next Saturday. The final exam will be held soon. Everyone. Don’t just play around, you should keep your heart in mind.”
After the teacher left, the students in the class began to discuss the competition and make-up classes animatedly. Only Jiang Su was petrified on the spot.
Wednesday singing and dancing competition...
Wednesday!
Ancient style dance!
Is Jiang Su going to perform an ancient dance on stage? !
Zhao Keqing turned to look at him and pushed his arm: "Weiwei, why do you look so depressed? Is it because of extra classes?"
Jiang Su couldn't laugh or cry: "Because I have to perform on stage!"
Zhao Keqing was stunned: "...Aren't you very courageous? Just now you were happily discussing with us which dance to dance...Is your reflex arc so long?"
Jiang Su's expression was uglier than crying: "Don't mention dancing to me yet. I feel sick to my stomach."
Originally, I wanted to watch Jiang Wei's "good show" with the attitude of eating melons, but now I realized that I was the one jumping around in the melon fields.
Jiang Wei also sent a WeChat message to stimulate him: "I have confirmed, it is the singing and dancing competition next Wednesday! The whole school will participate! By the way, let me tell you, because your teacher is older and more awesome, she said that your class does not have a single program He also said that it would be better to make two more sets of papers than to make them useless, so your class only needs to be the audience! Then you can prepare for my ancient dance with peace of mind! Go ahead!"
Jiang Wei's sly smile and unscrupulous tone automatically appeared in his mind, and Jiang Su instantly wanted to block her.
—
On the way home at night, Jiang Su felt depressed. He thought of N ways to avoid dancing that day, but none of them worked...
In other words, he could only dance on stage instead of Jiang Wei in the end.
When I got home, my mother cooked a table of steaming meals, my father was also cutting the fruit plate in the kitchen, and Jiang Wei was preparing the dishes.
Seeing Jiang Su, my mother took off her apron and said with a smile: "Go wash your hands and get ready to eat."
Jiang Su frowned - when did his mother become so kind to him? Just because he is holding Jiang Wei's face now?
Then he changed his mind and said, "Mom, don't think that your being so diligent can make up for the guilt that you and my father went out to play cards all night last night and left us on the living room floor."
Mother Jiang looked at Jiang Su and gritted her teeth: "If you don't want to eat, get out!"
Jiang Su looked at the delicious food on the table, ran past his mother in a hurry, and sat firmly at the dining table: "If I don't leave, I will eat."
Mother Jiang was very angry when she saw his behavior. She looked like a well-behaved little daughter, but she had the irritating nature of her eldest son. If one day both her son and daughter were so arrogant and rebellious, then she might as well die on the tofu.
The family was sitting in the restaurant eating, and Father Jiang said cheerfully, "You two, try this roasted eggplant, I made it."
Jiang Wei took a bite as she said: "It's not bad, it would be better if the eggplant is crispier."
"Okay, then daddy will work harder next time." Father Jiang said with a smile, looking at the two brothers and sisters working hard, he hesitated and said, "Well... Actually, your mother and I didn't throw you in the living room last night. First of all, you won’t catch a cold if you sleep in the living room in this weather; secondly, we went to find an expert in cognitive psychology for you today.”
Hearing the sound, the brother and sister raised their heads.
"psychology?"
"expert?"
"Ahem...we are analyzing the situation where you two brothers and sisters exchange souls...well...in short, this is not scientific at all. There is no such thing as metaphysics or superstition in this world."
"What your dad means is that we have to believe in science and medicine."
"Ah, yes. If you look at those TV series and movies, the ghosts and weirdness at the beginning, the music and the atmosphere are quite scary. In the end, either the protagonist is mentally ill and everything is imagined by the protagonist, or... It was simply a dream.”
Listening to my parents singing along, it seemed like there was something else in the words.
The chewing speed of the food in the mouths of the brothers and sisters invariably slowed down.
"In short, experts have said that there is no such thing as soul exchange."
"Ah, it's true... Of course, my parents don't mean that you two are sick... They just mean that we still have to believe in science and medicine, don't you think so, Jiang Su?"
"Dad, I am Jiang Su." Jiang Su, who was sitting diagonally across from Father Jiang, had an expressionless face and raised his hand to push his silky hair behind his ears.
Father Jiang laughed twice: "I can't change it for a while." Then he identified the brother and sister respectively, "You are Jiang Su and you are Jiang Wei."
The brother and sister each nodded.
Father Jiang's facial muscles twitched unconsciously.
Point to the daughter and call her son, point to the son and call her daughter.
This experience is so magical.
Father Jiang and Mother Jiang looked at each other, the worry in their eyes clearly visible.
[According to experts, the symptoms of these two children are not mild. ]
[I don’t know if it can be cured. ]
"Dad, Mom, may I ask which hospital the expert you are looking for is from?" Jiang Su couldn't bear it anymore. The "hospice care" look in his parents' eyes was too obvious.
"This...it's at the consultation clinic downstairs of the Xinyue Family Hospital on Sanzhong Road. I heard that the expert is very powerful. He came back from abroad to do some research, which is to study the connection between your brain nerves and the machine. At the same time, what's sympathetic, what's neuron... Oh yes, it seems to be called AI artificial intelligence." Jiang's mother said it with certainty.
Jiang Su was speechless: "What does this mean? What does neurons have to do with AI? Mom, you must have been deceived again."
"How could it be possible? He didn't even ask us for a consultation fee! His consultation fee is very expensive, 600 an hour!"
"I want to play a long game to catch big fish." Jiang Sudun felt helpless and frowned, "There is nothing wrong with Jiang Wei and me. You don't believe in metaphysics. We didn't believe in it before, and neither did we." I thought that this kind of thing would really happen to me. But it just happened, and we have to accept it, otherwise what can we do."
As a man, I still want to wear a small skirt and dance in ancient styles. What can I do? I really have no choice but to accept it!
Seeing that her son seemed anxious, Jiang's mother said quickly: "Don't worry, your parents will find a way for you."
"No...we don't need you to think of a solution. Even if there is a solution, it's not something you can think of. Oh, in short, you just don't have to worry about Jiang Wei and I."
"Yes, Mom, you and Dad don't have to worry, let alone believe what that expert says. He must be lying."
Mother Jiang was still unwilling to give up: "Let's try it, just in case..."
"There is no need to try even if there is no chance." Jiang Su interrupted Mother Jiang with a straight face, "Mom, you said you are an insurance seller, how come you are so easily brainwashed by others?"
Mother Jiang:......
I feel like I have been humiliated both personally and professionally.
