The result of this week’s toilet fight: Jiang Susheng!
After Jiang Su finished solving the problem, he returned to the living room in high spirits.
After a while, Jiang Wei also came back, but she was upset because she didn't get to the toilet first, and she wanted to kill Jiang Su with her eyes.
When Jiang's mother saw this scene, she was angry and funny, and said to Jiang's father: "It seems that our family has to build another toilet to prevent the two children from fighting over going to the toilet."
Father Jiang thought about it carefully: "Our house is too small and there is no room to renovate the toilet, but we can give each of them a urine bucket and arrange it in the bedroom."
Jiang Su and Jiang Wei both showed disgusted expressions.
"Okay, okay." Mother Jiang smiled and changed the subject, "Let's get down to business, have you changed back now?"
"Well, I've changed it back." Jiang Su nodded.
Father Jiang was worried and called their names one by one to confirm.
After confirming that it was correct, Father Jiang couldn't help but sigh: "It's so evil."
When Jiang Su heard what his father said, he thought they had discovered something unusual, and quickly asked: "Dad, was there anything strange the moment we changed back?"
"No." Father Jiang shook his head, his tone full of regret, "I thought I would see two souls emerge from your heads and then burrow into the body on the opposite side."
Jiang Su opened his mouth, okay, he had nothing to say.
They are all people who grew up watching fairy tales. Whether it is the little ghost in Journey to the West who hooked the monkey's soul and took it to the underworld, or the white lady used her soul to leave her body to seek help from the outside world, the audience can clearly see a trace of it. The soul is separated from their body - this is how the TV series plays it, and everyone believes it.
So, is there something wrong with Father Jiang’s brain circuit?
no problem!
Mother Jiang interrupted and asked, "Jiang Su, Weiwei, what about you? Did you feel any abnormalities in your body at the moment of the exchange?"
Jiang Su and Jiang Wei looked at each other silently, then shook their heads in perfect agreement.
Then, Jiang Su added: "I suddenly felt that my bladder exploded. The moment I ran to the bathroom, I realized that it was already my own body."
"Ah, right." Jiang Wei nodded repeatedly.
"Didn't you feel your soul being pulled out of your body?" Father Jiang asked relentlessly.
"No. It's just normal. I don't feel anything at all. If there is any change, it is that the perspective suddenly changes. I originally saw this space from this position, but suddenly it changed to the opposite position to the opposite angle. ...Of course this is because of the positioning issues between Jiang Wei and I." Jiang Su said, making rough gestures with his hands.
"Ah, right." Jiang Wei nodded frequently as Jiang Su's analysis was well-founded.
When people are guilty and stupid, they will involuntarily agree with what others say.
Anyway, no matter what Jiang Su said, all she had to do was say "Ah, yes, yes"!
Mother Jiang frowned and thought: "Is that so... Then wouldn't it be necessary to exchange them every week from now on? There is no way to solve it."
"Mom, we have been thinking about the issue you are thinking about now for two months." Jiang Su's attitude was correct and sincere, but it still sounded full of ridicule in Jiang's mother's ears...
So he glared at Jiang Su: "You have been thinking about the problem for two months and can't think of it. Maybe I can think of it in just two days!"
"Ah, right." Jiang Su lowered his gaze and remained silent.
At this time, Father Jiang yawned so sleepily that he patted Mother Jiang on the shoulder: "Honey, now is not the time to discuss this. The children are also sleepy. It's time to go back to sleep."
After saying that, Father Jiang winked at the brothers and sisters: "Go, let's go back to the house and sleep."
Mother Jiang didn't say anything, which was regarded as acquiescence.
After the two children returned to their respective rooms, Father Jiang picked up Mother Jiang and showed a rough and bold smile: "Hey, wife, let's go back to the house and sleep!"
Because of the sudden turmoil, Jiang's mother clung to Father Jiang's clothes and said angrily: "How can I think about sleeping?"
"How do you know if you are thinking or not if you don't sleep? Look at how well I performed today. I helped you clean the kitchen and took the initiative to take out the garbage. I will perform even better next time..."
"Disgusting, old and dishonest..."
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At 12:30 in the morning, Jiang Wei lay on the bed and tossed and turned.
She was sleepy, but she just wouldn't sleep. She had something on her mind, but she just couldn't sleep.
Finally, after rolling on the bed several times, Jiang Wei picked up her phone and decided to tell Jiang Su something.
However, as soon as she opened the chat window, Jiang Su's message happened to be sent over: "You haven't slept yet!" ]
Look at the exclamation mark, it reveals a sense of confidence that "I have become clairvoyant".
It was as if he had witnessed her not sleeping.
Jiang Wei raised her eyebrows and replied with a popular joke on the Internet: "You installed surveillance in my room?" ]
Jiang Su quickly replied: [I have the opportunity to enter your room every week. It is really not a big problem to install surveillance. ]
These words instantly frightened Jiang Wei so much that she sat up, looked around, her scalp was numb, and she felt like there were really eyes staring at her...
Jiang Wei: [You can be a human being! ]
Jiang Su: [Haha//Let’s get down to business, what did you see when you came back from the zero-hour swap? ]
Jiang Wei raised her eyebrows. Sure enough, Jiang Su did see some strange phenomena, but the brother and sister tacitly chose to hide it when faced with their parents' interrogation.
Because the fluctuating aqua blue is so iconic.
It appeared in the dreams of the brother and sister.
There are blue-skinned aliens, and the planet N857, which looks like a blue egg from a cosmic perspective.
It is not as crystal clear as the earth, but like a blue egg wrapped in gray film, and has no sense of life.
Thinking about it, Jiang Wei directly made a voice call to Jiang Su.
After the call was connected, Jiang Wei lay on the bed biting her fingernails: "Did you also see something? I think what we saw should be the same."
Jiang Su over there said "Hmm": "I saw a water-blue undercurrent, it should be related to N857. At that time, I felt that the tide was about to pour into me, I blinked subconsciously, and in just a moment, my body Changed back."
"Me too...wait, is there only blue tide?"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Su sat up from the bed with a very serious expression: "Did you see anything else?"
"Well...in the middle of that wave, there is a ball of red."
"Red?" Jiang Su frowned, "Bright red? Brick red? Orange red? Vermilion?"
"Uh, stop, stop, stop, your occupational disease has recurred again. It's that... right! Like a burning flame!" After thinking about it carefully, Jiang Wei described the vision more clearly and accurately.
"Burning flames..." Jiang Su muttered and repeated, but he had not seen this thing.
"The more I think about it now, the more scared I am."
Jiang Wei's soft and waxy voice came from the other side of the phone.
"Don't be afraid." Jiang Su comforted him, thought for a while and said, "Let's stay up late again next week on Wednesday."
"what are you up to?"
"Next time we prepare a camera, maybe some things can be recorded by the camera." Jiang Su thought, this time it was just his parents observing with the naked eye, but if they use more professional equipment to observe, frame by frame Watch it over and over again, maybe you can discover something?
There was silence on the other side of the phone. After a while, Jiang Wei's trembling voice came: "When you say that, I'm even more scared...so can I sleep with you tonight?"
Jiang Su pursed his lips and his tone suddenly became serious: "Jiang Wei, are you addicted to rubbing against my bed? I tell you, don't even think about it!"
