On Thursday morning, the brother and sister ate slowly at the dining table, and the atmosphere was "harmonious."
However, under the table, there was a fierce "leg and foot struggle" between the two.
The two of them ate a lot of barbecue yesterday, but due to the established bug on the swap day - the swap parties would not have the desire to urinate. Therefore, apart from feeling overstuffed, the two of them didn't feel anything wrong...
But there is an old saying in China:
It’s not that I won’t report it, it’s just that the time has not come yet.
At 0 o'clock in the morning, as the exchange restriction was lifted instantly, the two of them suddenly woke up from their dreams, feeling the strong sense of shit that had been blocked in the anus, as if there were two-fifths of the organ and three-fifths of the body under the belly. xx formed, and an inevitable battle for the toilet began.
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Therefore, the two brothers and sisters, whose stomachs were completely empty at the moment, were slowly eating breakfast while secretly fighting over the "disagreement" caused by fighting for the toilet last night.
"Mom, I'm full. I have to dictate English words today. I'm leaving first."
After kicking Jiang Su hard, Jiang Wei, who had taken advantage, quickly stood up and said goodbye to Jiang's mother for fear of being kicked back by Jiang Su.
What could Jiang Su do, who was not full yet? He could only glare at her fiercely and continue eating.
Jiang Wei came to the classroom early with her schoolbag on her back.
The students entered the classroom one after another. Zhao Keqing and Chen Sichun both came, but until class started, Xiao Hang at the back table did not show up.
This was actually within Jiang Wei's expectation.
But seeing that he really didn't come, Jiang Wei's heart was still heavy.
The first class is English. The English teacher walked into the classroom and asked everyone to review for another five minutes and dictate the words after five minutes.
The class was buzzing with excitement.
"Zhao Keqing, do you know why Xiao Hang didn't come?"
Zhao Keqing poked her back at the back table and asked her.
"I do not know."
Jiang Wei listened at the side, moved her lips, and couldn't help but say: "Xiao Hang seems to have sprained his ankle, so he shouldn't be able to come."
"Ah? Why is his foot twisted?" Zhao Keqing asked.
Jiang Wei narrowed her eyes and answered slowly: "I don't know the details."
"Report."
A voice suddenly sounded at the door.
Although the endorsements in the class were noisy, everyone could still tacitly lower the volume after special events occurred, and raised their ears and glanced at Xiao Hang who appeared at the door.
Jiang Wei:......
Just when I said he wouldn't come, he came.
The slap in the face came so quickly and so accurately.
But seeing Xiao Hang's appearance, Jiang Wei still felt strange in her heart——
I saw Xiao Hang with one foot on the ground and a cane under his arm.
"Teacher, I walked slowly and came late." Xiao Hang limped into the classroom on crutches.
The English teacher stepped down from the podium and supported him: "Xiao Hang, didn't you ask for leave? Your head teacher said you have to rest at home for a while, why did you come to school?"
"I think I can." Xiao Hang whispered.
"Ah, then you have to be careful." The English teacher said, glanced at him, and casually designated a classmate, "You, help Xiao Hang back to his seat."
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Xiao Hang, wondering how he could do this.
The English teacher walked up to the podium and clapped his hands to divert everyone's attention.
"Xiao Hang, our classmate, accidentally injured his foot yesterday, and everyone saw it. Xiao Hang's spirit of insisting on coming to school even after being injured is worth learning from! Come on, let's applaud and encourage!"
There was crackling applause in the class.
Jiang Wei felt sad for no reason, and she cursed in a low voice: What is there to learn from this...
She remembered that Jiang Su had told her before that Xiao Hang's parents were busy all year round and had no time to take care of him.
If she is injured, her mother will take good care of her at home, and her father will put down his work and go home to see her.
Thinking about it this way, I felt very pitiful for Xiao Hang.
"In addition to learning from Xiao Hang's tenacious spirit, our class also needs to help Xiao Hang more during the period when he has difficulty moving, especially the male students, get him water, give him homework, etc. Loudly. Say, can you do it?"
"Yes!" A loud shout rang out in the class.
"Okay, memorize the words you should memorize. There are two minutes left." Seeing that Xiao Hang had also sat back in his seat, the English teacher looked at the time and urged, "Every word in units one and two must be dictated."
The class suddenly heard the excitement of memorizing words again.
Jiang Wei was absent-minded.
When Xiao Hang didn't come just now, she felt that the back table was empty.
Now that Xiao Hang is here, she feels like there are eyes looking at her from behind.
Especially when she thought of what Xiao Hang said yesterday when she used Jiang Su's body.
Now that you know what he is thinking, how can you pretend to turn a blind eye.
While I was thinking wildly, it was time for review and I started dictating.
Fortunately, Jiang Wei's English is not too bad at ordinary times. There were a few words that she was not sure about, so she just asked Zhao Keqing and she wrote them down.
After finishing writing, the English teacher asked the students in the last row to move forward.
In the midst of the restlessness, Xiao Hang suddenly poked Jiang Wei with the tip of his pen.
Jiang Wei was startled, turned her head and stared, asking, "What are you doing?"
Seeing her "tiger" look, Xiao Hang shrank subconsciously, but then he mustered up the courage and said boldly: "Copy."
Jiang Wei:?
"The teacher said he wanted to help me."
Jiang Wei's face was filled with questions: Are you so helpful?
However, while she was confused, she couldn't help but hand the dictation paper to Xiao Hang.
Seeing Xiao Hang's desperate copying, Jiang Wei fell into self-doubt belatedly: Why did she do this?
No, why is he suddenly not afraid of her?
Wasn't he afraid of her before?
Everything feels so abnormal.
Are you afraid that you twisted your leg and damaged your brain?
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At this moment, in Class 1 of the Senior School, the head teacher answered the phone and went out, leaving the class in chaos.
"Brother Su, Qiao Han and I have made new progress."
Wu Zhibo took his cell phone and excitedly turned around to show Jiang Su the chat history between him and Qiao Han.
Jiang Su glanced at it and twitched the corner of his mouth.
The chat record between the two people is roughly as follows:
Wu Zhibo: Hanhan, good morning! Have you got a meal yet?
Qiao Han: Eat it.
Wu Zhibo: What did you eat?
Qiao Han: Rice porridge and cold dishes.
Wu Zhibo: Yeah, eat on time!
Wu Zhibo: Good afternoon! Hanhan, have you eaten? I ate chicken nuggets with rice and potatoes at school.
Qiao Han: I’m eating right now. Rice noodles for lunch~
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True Chat Geniuses One is a ghost and the other is a genius
"I won't watch the food show without you two." Jiang Su curled his lips, "Did you get Qiao Han's cell phone back?"
"No, she is using her old mobile phone now. She has locked the previous one, and her teacher will not be able to check the information on it!" Wu Zhibo said proudly, "This is all the method I taught her!"
"Okay, Old Wu, there's something to be said for it." Jiang Su said with a smile.
He knew that Wu Zhibo was really moved this time, which was different from the previous feelings when he regarded Gu Ruirui and Yan Anqing as goddesses.
"Oh, it's a pity that we live in different places. Unlike you and Goddess Gu, we are in the same class and can see each other every day." Wu Zhibo leaned on the table, supported his chin, and sighed.
"Hey, you're still lovesick." Jiang Su teased him.
"No, you don't know how much I suffered during those two days when Qiao Han's cell phone was taken away. Fortunately, she has a cell phone now to ease my lovesickness. Now I understand that poem."
"Ahem! Ahem!" Suddenly, the head teacher appeared at the door! Jiang Su coughed quickly, and at the same time winked, reminding Wu Zhibo to turn around quickly!
The class also quickly became quiet.
However, Wu Zhibo was immersed in the love between his children and sighed: "Ask what love is in the world and teach people directly..."
"Wu Zhibo, bring me your phone!"
The class teacher roared angrily, and the whole class fell silent. Wu Zhibo was stunned.
Jiang Su was speechless and held his forehead - alas! This fool! It’s no use reminding him!
When I ask what love is in this world, I pity that cell phone! Accepting what she has and accepting what he has is really overwhelming!
