At night, Jiang Su lay on the pink and tender princess bed, dangling his feet, happily playing in the rankings.
Lying on his stomach, he felt something was not right.
Taking advantage of the time to return to the city in the game, Jiang Su turned over, lying face up, and suddenly felt that his breathing was much easier.
call……
It seems that although Jiang Wei is small, she still has some weight. When lying down, I actually feel a little suffocated and uncomfortable.
Jiang Su thought wildly and quickly entered the game state.
There is a couple in the game who started showing off their affection from the moment they entered the game.
The girls chose the mage, and the boys chose the jungler.
The two of them just typed to show their affection, but they also used voice chat to show their affection.
The boy said numbly: mua~
Just let Jiang Su come up with a greasy pig's head on his own.
Jiang Su originally thought: Just show affection, just be patient.
As a result, the two of them started to quarrel while showing off, and started to kill each other in various ways.
The girls went straight to the tower to die, while the boys dedicated themselves to the dragon.
Girls were all over the map looking for King Lanling to kill him, while boys jumped into Diao Chan's circle to watch her dance.
…
The teammates gradually couldn't bear it anymore.
Jiang Su is even more furious - this is the promotion round!
Seeing that what was originally a tailwind turned into a headwind, Jiang Su directly turned on the mic and greeted: "You two seem to have that serious illness? If you are sick, just stay in the spring! Don't fucking come out and embarrass yourself!"
Jiang Su roared out and realized that his voice was a female one.
Uh...he is still using Jiang Wei's body now.
But no matter what the sound is!
Anyway, if he is unhappy, he will scold him!
"Young lady, I'm not talking about you, but Han Xin is a stupid jungler. What are you trying to do with him? Are you trying to figure out his brain or his technical skills?"
After Jiang Suyi finished scolding him, the young lady became angry and said, "What does it have to do with you?"
"Hey - what you said is that I am helping you." Jiang Su muttered, "Girls are so hostile to girls."
At this time, Hou Yi on the bottom lane also spoke. What people never expected was that Hou Yi was also a soft girl who spoke cutely.
She was obviously looking towards Jiang Su: "That's right, whether you two want to show affection or quarrel, go find someone outside! Doesn't it affect others when you play games and give away people's heads?"
At this time, the assistant also made a voice message: "Damn it, there are three women in the game, they definitely can't win."
Jiang Su has completely lost his mentality. Each of his teammates is getting more and more excited. What a waste of fun.
I didn't know who initiated the surrender, so all five people surrendered.
Damn, I’m tired.
After exiting the game, Jiang Su lay weakly on the bed.
The phone suddenly vibrated with an incoming call.
Jiang Su looked at his phone lazily and saw a call from Jiang Wei.
Calling at this time, she was afraid that she already knew what he did in the classroom today.
So Jiang Su hung up the phone without thinking.
Slowly opened WeChat, and sure enough, Jiang Wei denounced what he did on WeChat.
And Jiang Su calmly replied: "You promised me when I bought you ice cream that you won't be held accountable for anything you did today. You shouldn't have eaten it even if you didn't, and turned around and refused to admit it, right? Go to bed~"
Turning off the phone, Jiang Su closed his eyes with contentment. When he thought of Jiang Wei's angry face, he felt that all the anger he had suffered in the game had disappeared~
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The next day, when Jiang Su opened his eyes, looked at the familiar room with the familiar decoration, and felt the familiar strength and blood in his body, he really wanted to shout: I, Hu Hansan, am back!
Get out of bed vigorously and wash up.
While having breakfast, the brother and sister quickly exchanged glances while Jiang's mother wasn't paying attention, and returned each other's cell phones to each other from under the table.
Probably because she was still worried about what happened yesterday, when Jiang Wei handed Jiang Su his cell phone, she gave him a vicious look.
Jiang Su made a cheesy face, put down his bowls and chopsticks, picked up his mobile phone, picked up his schoolbag, and went to school.
The first class today is Chinese class, and the school leaders are coming to listen to the class.
As soon as Jiang Su entered the classroom, he saw neatly arranged chairs in the last row of the classroom.
Wow, it looks like the battle is quite big.
The students are also much calmer than usual.
Jiang Su sat on his seat, and Liang Yunshen whispered to him: "How are you, are you nervous?"
"Hey, why am I nervous? Why don't I just answer a question?"
Jiang Su shrugged, Jiang Wei told him yesterday. What's more, even Jiang Wei can answer the questions... Gee, is it possible that a high school student like him can't compare to a junior high school student?
School leaders entered the classroom one after another and sat down in the last row.
The class bell rang, and the head teacher walked into the classroom energetically holding the lesson plan——
"Attend class!"
"stand up!"
"Hello teacher--"
Next, most of the content the class teacher taught was probably for the sake of classroom effect, and most of the content he taught was what he had learned and taught before.
so easy~
Jiang Su thought to himself.
Finally it came to the question-and-answer session, and Jiang Su was full of confidence.
The teacher asked: "An idiom describing someone who follows what others say and blindly imitates others. In the end, he learns nothing and becomes the laughing stock of others."
Jiang Su straightened his back and thought about the answer: Dong Shi imitates his frown.
"Zheng Yuanyu, tell me."
The head teacher called the name.
The front table of Jiangsu’s front table.
Zheng Yuanyu stood up and said, "Dong Shi will follow suit."
"Okay." The head teacher nodded and motioned for him to sit down, and then called, "Back there, follow on."
Jiang Su's front desk stood up.
Now Jiang Su was a little panicked. He tried his best to search for the few idioms in his memory, and finally came up with an answer: Handan learning to walk.
However, the person at the front desk replied in an extremely loud voice: "Handan toddlers."
"Very good, let's talk about it later."
It's Jiang Su's turn.
Jiang Su was panicking inside.
He stood up numbly.
My brain was spinning rapidly, but all I could think of was Dong Shi Xiaofang and Handan Xuewu...
Hey, the answer I racked my brains to come up with was spoken by someone else, and when it was my turn to speak, I didn’t know what else to say!
This feeling makes me sick!
Seeing that Jiang Su was stuck, the class teacher patiently tried to persuade him: "It describes someone who blindly imitates others, but in the end learns nothing and even loses his own characteristics. We can describe him in this situation..."
Jiang Su's mind twitched: "It's nothing."
"What did you say?" The head teacher took a breath, suspecting that he heard wrongly.
Jiang Su swallowed his saliva, and Liang Yunshen reminded him in a low voice: "Parrot, parrot, xue, tongue~"
Jiang Su's tense expression suddenly relaxed, and he spoke confidently: "Ying..."
"I am Tarzan next door~Catch the vine of love~Listen to me~Oh oh oh oh oh oh~ Oh oh oh oh oh oh~"
A piece of music with a magical sound came from his table hall.
The dynamic alarm that Jiang Wei set for him rang on time.
For a moment, Jiang Su seemed to see himself turning into a monkey, grabbing the vines hanging from the ceiling above his head, swinging from one vine to that vine, jumping from one end of the classroom to the other, and finally jumped out. At the door of the classroom, the teacher and classmates jumped out of sight until they jumped into the vast and dense forest.
