Probably because he spent a day in the hospital, Jiang Su felt particularly friendly when he saw Liang Yunshen and Wu Zhibo.
"Hey, good health is more important than anything else."
Jiang Su sat down on his seat and sighed.
Liang Yunshen raised his eyebrows while sorting out his books and asked, "What happened to Brother Su today? Do you love the motherland and life?"
Jiang Su raised his eyes and said slowly: "As the saying goes, no one has ever died since ancient times. He must die sooner or later... Oh, that's wrong. That's not what I want to express..."
Next to him, Liang Yunshen was laughing until his hands were shaking.
At this time, Wu Zhibo ran into the classroom out of breath. He didn't even have time to sit down, and put his hands on Jiang Su's desk: "Brother Su, Lao Liang, I have something urgent to see you!"
Jiang Su and Liang Yunshen said in unison: "Son, what's the matter?"
Wu Zhibo swallowed and licked his lips: "Give...a birthday gift for a girl. What should I give her?"
"Girl?"
"Sister Yan?"
Wu Zhibo lowered his voice and nodded crazily: "Yes, it's Yan Anqing. I only found out about her birthday today in the morning."
Jiang Su couldn't help but frown: "You're not..."
Wu Zhibo guessed what he was going to say, so he quickly blocked the words and said with a smile, "I have to leave some youth memories for my high school career, right?"
Jiang Su rolled his eyes: "No. N spare tire is nothing more than a memory of youth."
Wu Zhibo said righteously: "You don't understand."
Then his expression became sullen, "I am her spare tire, and she is still my spare tire! It's just fun, who can't do it? I am learning the experience of chasing girls from her, and the next one will be easy to catch!"
Liang Yunshen said "tsk": "The birth of a scumbag."
Wu Zhibo was disdainful: "You are a scumbag, you are a literary scumbag. Brother Su is a scumbag of the wild king, no, Brother Su is a scumbag of the king of the sea!"
Jiangsu:? ? ?
What does it have to do with him?
"Why am I the King of the Sea?"
Wu Zhibo said without hesitation: "If you are not now, you will definitely be in the future. You have this temperament!"
"Hey, hey, let's get down to business. It's her birthday today. What gift would be better?"
Liang Yunshen curled his lips: "Isn't this simple? Doesn't she like Hanfu? I will give her a Hanfu."
"Ugh... no, Hanfu is too expensive, and if I accidentally step on it, I will be chased and scolded as a copycat. Besides, I don't know her size."
"My breasts are not big visually, maybe a B at most."
"Ganggun, you are unreliable. Brother Su, please give me some advice."
Jiang Su pondered for a while: "Giving lipstick?"
Wu Zhibo's eyes lit up: "What a coincidence, I also thought about giving her lipstick! This way she can think of me when she puts on lipstick every day, and lipstick is both sexy and..."
"No." Jiang Su interrupted Wu Zhibo's fantasy mercilessly and said seriously, "Give her lipstick so that you can feel more involved when she kisses others."
Wu Zhibo's eyes almost popped out:? ? ?
"Do you really think we are so inappropriate?"
Jiang Su and Liang Yunshen (nodding heavily): "It's really inappropriate."
"It's really impossible?"
"It's really impossible."
Wu Zhibo tilted his neck and stared, wanting to say something, but looking at the serious expressions of the two people in front of him, he was speechless and couldn't say a word.
"Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-"
When the class bell rang, Wu Zhibo turned around with a frown on his face, so angry that he had nothing to say.
He also understands some things, but can these two buddies not be so worried?
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After school in the evening, Jiang Su wanted to go directly to the hospital to visit Jiang Wei. Fortunately, he called in advance and learned that Jiang Wei had been discharged and returned home.
Jiang Su went straight to his home. As soon as he entered the door, he was hit by a strong smell of disinfectant that made Jiang Su's nose sore.
"Mom, are our family going to die together with the spiders and cockroaches?"
Mother Jiang glanced at Jiang Su: "What are you talking about! Your Aunt Li took the dog away. I was afraid that Weiwei would be allergic again, so I disinfected the house inside and outside. It will definitely be clean now. "
Jiang Su pinched his nose and walked to the window and opened it: "Then let's open the window for ventilation. I thought I was going to poison someone."
"You kid, you actually said stupid things." Jiang's mother glared at Jiang Su.
Jiang Su curled his lips and was about to run away, but Jiang Wei happened to come out of the bedroom.
As soon as Jiang Wei appeared, the atmosphere instantly became inexplicably tense.
Jiang Su could feel that his mother was suddenly at a loss and acted overly enthusiastic.
"Weiwei, why are you out? What do you want to eat? An apple? Mom will peel it for you."
Jiang Su's eyes darkened. He knew that his mother did not tell Jiang Wei about Jiang Wei's physical defects.
But for the mother, when her daughter has such a big physical problem, she just wants to do everything she can to make it up to her and give her the most care and attention.
Jiang Wei didn't notice, maybe she had long been accustomed to her mother pampering her.
"I do not want to eat."
Jiang Wei shook her head and said, walking up to Jiang Su and raising her fair face, "Brother, there is a question I don't know, please teach me."
Jiang Su put a question mark on his head, and he vaguely felt that it was not that simple.
"Weiwei, you should rest more, don't be too tired." Mother Jiang couldn't help but warn her.
"I know, Mom, don't worry, I'll ask my brother for a classical Chinese translation."
Jiang Wei said casually, tugging on Jiang Su's sleeve and returning to the bedroom.
Mother Jiang who was cutting vegetables was stunned - classical Chinese translation?
Jiangsu's head teacher complained about Jiangsu's Chinese language performance on WeChat every now and then, urging parents to pay more attention to their children's learning and supervise their children's recitation at home...
Just like that, he can still teach Jiang Wei classical Chinese translation?
Mother Jiang suddenly thought of something and quickly wiped the water stains on her hands. She walked to the coffee table and picked up her phone. She looked at the calendar and then showed a puzzled expression.
Today is Thursday, obviously it was only Wednesday yesterday...
etc,
Yesterday, Wednesday?
Braised pork rice, lion head, fried chicken legs...
so……
? ?
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With a "bang", Jiang Wei closed the door, turned around and stared at Jiang Su, making him feel uncomfortable.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Su used his height that was more than 30 centimeters taller than Jiang Wei's to suppress his aura.
"What am I doing?" Jiang Wei raised her face and asked not to be outdone, "Let me ask you, what good things did you do in the hospital yesterday?"
Jiang Su raised his hand helplessly: "I admit that my gluttony made your allergic reaction worse."
"anything else?!"
"What else?" Jiang Su pretended to be stupid. Looking at Jiang Wei's shameful and angry expression, he naturally thought of her smooth and silky legs...
Rub rub rub...
Ahem.
Jiang Su's eyes flickered.
A true man, you can't admit it even to death!
Seeing Jiang Su's appearance, Jiang Wei vaguely guessed something, and her face suddenly turned red.
The shame was overwhelming, and I wanted to stuff Jiang Su into the cracks of the bricks. I squeezed out words of shame and anger through my teeth: "Why didn't I wear any clothes when I woke up?"
Jiang Su looked confused: "You're not wearing any clothes? I don't know. I've been in a coma."
Jiang Wei: Huh?
Possessed by an Oscar-winning actor who graduated from the Central Academy of Drama?
As long as you are not embarrassed, it will be me who is embarrassed?
Okay, you’re awesome!
Jiang Wei took three deep breaths to suppress the shame.
She had more important things to ask.
He stared into Jiang Su's eyes: "Then let me ask you, who is Gao Zhian? How many things are you hiding from me?"
Faced with Jiang Wei's questioning, Jiang Su had to raise his breath again before he could secretly vent his anger——
Come on, come on, she finally asked about it!
