As the two of them walked towards the teaching building, Wu Zhibo suddenly thought of a question.
"By the way, have you asked Gu Ruirui, what does the boiling sheep of Qingqing Prairie mean?"
"I asked, and she said it was a spare tire, which means dog licking."
Jiang Su directly told Wu Zhibo the answer, thinking that it would be better for him to understand some things clearly, "In the cartoon, the Boiling Goat likes the Beautiful Goat, but the Beautiful Goat likes the Pleasant Goat."
Hearing the sound, Wu Zhibo was stunned.
Seeing this, Jiang Su couldn't bear it and patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, son. Dad will find another one for you."
Wu Zhibo rolled his eyes, his expression a little casual: "Hey, what's the matter?"
This time it was Jiang Su's turn to be stunned.
Just listen to Wu Zhibo say: "Although Yan Anqing is not very famous in school, she is still a small internet celebrity on the Internet. There are so many people chasing her. There are a bunch of licking dogs under each of her videos."
Wu Zhibo was so calm and calm, Jiang Su couldn't believe it: "You really think so?"
"of course."
"You don't like her?"
"I like her, but I don't want her to be my girlfriend." Wu Zhibo shrugged.
After a pause, he suddenly showed a lewd smile and said mysteriously, "What's more, my only wives are Sagiri and Kangna-chan!"
Jiang Su:......
Okay, the happiness of fat house is that simple~
"As long as you are not sad, dad will be relieved." Jiang Su breathed a sigh of relief.
At least he, a "bad painter," won't really become a thorn in Lao Wu's side.
"It's okay, I just didn't expect Yan Anqing to be so direct." Wu Zhibo lowered his eyelids, making his expression unclear.
Jiang Su rolled his eyes: "Everyone has already said it tactfully."
"Okay, okay, maybe I'm too stupid."
"Be confident and take out the 'maybe'."
Wu Zhibo couldn't laugh or cry.
Jiang Su knew that Lao Wu actually didn't care at all. After all, no one wanted to be used as a spare tire.
Even if he is willing to be a spare tire, whether or not the window paper is pierced is another matter.
So Jiangsu said: "By the way, I have a figure of Izumi Sagiri, do you want it?"
When Wu Zhibo heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "I want it, I want it!"
Then he stared at Jiang Su suspiciously: "There's something wrong with you. Why do you have my wife's figure?"
Jiang Su's eyes wandered for a moment: "Ha, Jiang Wei gave it to me for my birthday before. Girls like to give dolls like that, but I don't like them, so I'll give them to you."
"Your wife is just a baby!" Wu Zhibo protected his wife.
As soon as the words fell, the two people seemed to think of something at the same time, looked at each other, and then burst into obscene laughter.
The two walked to the door of the classroom. The situation was different from the situation when they entered the classroom yesterday. Today Gu Ruirui stared at Jiang Su with special affection.
Wu Zhibo snickered twice and leaned into Jiang Su's ear: "Brother Su, everyone in the class knows about your relationship status."
Jiang Su:......
What can he do?
Gu Ruirui had all the joy, anger, sorrow and joy written on her face: when she was unhappy, she glared at him like a resentful woman; when she was happy, she clung to him like a little wife.
Completely ignoring the fact that there are so many people in the class watching!
Alas, having a semen girlfriend is such a "sweet burden"!
Jiang Su sat down on his seat and reached out to take out the Chinese language documents from the table hall, but he touched something else in the table hall.
I took it out and saw a box of colorful candies...
Jiang Su's mouth twitched.
Just looking at it, it feels so sweet that it’s almost tooth-dropping.
Can he say that he really doesn't like sweets?
By the way, not many old men like to eat sweets!
Liang Yunshen came over, took a deep breath, and exaggerated: "Ouch, what do I smell? The smell of love!"
Jiang Su raised his head and met Gu Ruirui's expectant and shy eyes.
Gu Ruirui gestured with her mouth and hands to ask him to turn over the candy box.
Jiang Su did as he was told and saw a note stuck on the bottom of the box:
"There are 116 candies here, eat one a day!"
Jiang Su:......
If you count on your fingers, the day you finish eating the candy will be the day you confess your love to her.
If you think about it again, he might get diabetes before he finishes eating.
That's it, he still had to reply to Gu Ruirui with a smile that pretended to be touched.
Alas, men are so difficult.
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After school in the evening, Jiang Su was afraid of being called to the small corridor by Gu Ruirui, so he hurriedly left early with Wu Zhibo and Liang Yunshen.
Unexpectedly, the three of them saw Jiang Wei and Chen Sichun at the bus stop.
The best friends seemed to be whispering something, and they were startled when the three of them appeared next to them.
"Hello, seniors." Chen Sichun blushed and greeted them obediently.
"Senior Wu, Senior Liang." Jiang Wei's expression was a little unnatural, and when she looked at Jiang Su, she was even more annoyed.
Jiang Su was confused.
Who did he provoke?
"Sichun, Weiwei, are you leaving late today?" Liang Yunshen greeted them with a smile, "Normally I wouldn't run into you when I come out at this time."
Chen Sichun's face turned red and he teased, "Well, there's something going on today."
At this time Jiang Wei shouted: "The car is coming!"
It is now the evening rush hour, and there are shopping malls and schools at the first few stops of this bus, so the bus is overcrowded.
A group of people crowded into the car. There were no seats in the car and they could only stand. To the left of Jiang Wei is Liang Yunshen, and behind him is Chen Sichun. Behind Chen Sichun is Jiang Su.
The fat Wu Zhibo was pushed to the other side.
Liang Yunshen took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Jiang Wei: "Are your current courses difficult?"
Jiang Wei remained polite: "It's not bad, I can keep up."
"That's fine. How is your Chinese?"
"It's not bad."
"Don't learn from your brother. Your brother is terrible at Chinese."
"Ok, I know."
Jiang Su couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard Liang Yunshen chatting awkwardly and said, "You can just talk, what are you doing with me?"
Liang Yunshen's eyes suddenly brightened: "Can you tease me?"
Jiangsu:? ? ?
"Shut up, you!"
After saying that, Jiang Su glanced over inadvertently. With his height and perspective, he could see Chen Sichun's pair of ferocious young rabbits as soon as he lowered his head.
Jiang Su took a breath.
The little girl today is really amazing.
Chen Sichun didn't notice it, stretched Jiang Wei's sleeves, and whispered: "Weiwei, is that okay?"
"No, I said no." Jiang Wei turned her head, frowned and sternly refused to Chen Sichun, while glaring at Jiang Su again.
Jiangsu:?
Susu is confused and innocent.
"Why not tomorrow? You have nothing else to do tomorrow." Chen Sichun persisted.
"I can't do it tomorrow anyway! Let's go the day after tomorrow. I'll go with you the day after tomorrow."
Jiang Su suddenly became energetic when he heard this: Tomorrow? Oops, tomorrow is Wednesday again!
Judging by their words, do you have plans for tomorrow?
So Jiang Su pretended to be casual and asked: "Sichun, what do you want to do tomorrow?"
Chen Sichun glanced at him, then quickly lowered his head, his face turned red, and he muttered: "Buy...buy clothes."
