Don’t bully your friend’s wife!
The upright Jiang Su resolutely put the Zoro painting at the bottom of the box.
Later, Jiang Su was thinking about Wu Zhibo's pursuit of Yan Meizi, so he opened WeChat and planned to get the answer from Gu Ruirui.
Anyway, they little girls should all have similar ideas...
Jiang Su: "What are you doing?"
Gu Ruirui replied instantly: "I'm thinking of you! So cute/"
Jiang Su pursed his lips. Every time he chatted with Gu Ruirui, he would always be teased by her intentionally or unintentionally.
to be honest,
Such a feeling...
Quite enjoyable.
Immediately afterwards, Gu Ruirui sent another temptation that shocked the soul - her selfie.
In the photo, Gu Ruirui was wearing a sailor suit, her legs ambiguously crossed, and she was sitting on the carpet in front of the mirror. One hand was holding a mobile phone to cover his face, and the other hand was tugging at the tie at the collar.
Hmm... testing like crazy on the edge of being exposed.
Jiang Su's throat was dry, so he pressed and held it to save it.
The next second, Gu Ruirui withdrew the photo.
Jiang Su was secretly happy—fortunately, he had saved the photos thanks to his quick hands, which had been single for many years.
Then, Gu Ruirui sent a shy expression and asked her soul: "Do you like me dressing like this?"
Jiang Su sighed...it was a little difficult.
Say you like it, as if you are a pervert and have some special hobbies.
Say you don't like it...
Oh, if you speak out of conscience, you will be struck by lightning.
So Jiang Su replied: "Is that you just now? There was a mobile phone on your face, and I didn't even know it was you."
Gu Ruirui: "..."
Jiang Su: "If you don't show your face, you will be treated as Song Xiaobao."
Gu Ruirui: "..."
Okay, if you meet a titanium-level cosmic straight man, what else can you ask for?
Gu Ruirui: "Are you free now? I'll call you."
Before Jiang Su could reply, Gu Ruirui called.
Jiang Su rolled his eyes - look, the words "Are you free?" and "Are you free?" the woman said were all polite words, and whether she was free or not, she had to meet her needs first.
“Xiaosusu~”
As soon as the call was connected, Gu Ruirui's sweet and cooing voice came from over there.
Jiang Su looked at the photos of sailor uniforms in the photo album and said it would be a lie if he said he was not restless.
"Today the coin stood up, God is my witness, you can't go back on your word~"
It could be heard that Gu Ruirui had been immersed in the joy of being confessed.
Jiang Sukou said a duplicitous "Yeah", and the passion he was about to get excited about when he looked at the photo subsided by more than half.
Then he calmly changed the subject: "My sister is watching Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf recently."
"Your sister? Jiang Wei?"
"right."
Jiang Su's face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, "She's just so childish."
"Jiang Wei said that every sheep represents a personality, so the question is - what do you think the boiling sheep represents?"
"Boiling sheep?" Gu Ruirui raised her eyebrows and said without hesitation, "Licking the dog."
"Dog licking?"
Jiang Su frowned.
Gu Ruirui probably felt that as a girl, this word was a bit sensitive, so she coughed to cover it up: "Well... that's the spare tire."
"How to say?"
"Haven't you seen this cartoon? Boiling Goat licks all kinds of things... Well, I mean Boiling Goat tries hard to pursue Beautiful Goat, but Beautiful Goat likes Pleasant Goat!"
"oh."
Jiang Su understood.
I feel more and more pitiful for Lao Wu.
After getting the answer, Jiang Su stopped continuing the topic and chatted a few flirty words with Gu Ruirui, making Gu Ruirui smile.
After hanging up the phone, it was getting late, but Jiang Su didn't feel sleepy.
Just take out your paintbrush, turn on your computer, and broadcast live.
In the afternoon, I accidentally clicked three buttons on Yan Meizi, and their cp fans actually appeared in the barrage.
Yan Meizi’s ID is [小色_], Jiangsu’s ID is [Su丶]
So they were called "serious couple" by CP fans...
Jiang Su sighed helplessly, unable to continue painting.
Netizens this year are too imaginative, can they be more serious?
So Jiang Su wrote next to the drawing paper: "Look at the painting carefully!"
As soon as I finished writing the words, the live broadcast room exploded.
Barrage after barrage brushed past like shooting stars——
[Welcome Mrs. Su! 】
[Welcome Mrs. Su! 】
[Welcome Mrs. Su! 】
[A serious couple together for the first time! 】
【Spread flowers! ✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿】
The bullet screens were lined up one after another. Jiang Su hurriedly scrolled up for a long time before he saw Yan Anqing using a large trumpet to say: "Hi~"
Suddenly the blood surged.
This pretty girl must have done it on purpose.
In the afternoon, he just accidentally gave her the three-digit tuba.
In the evening she came to his live broadcast room to say hello.
It was as if the two of them really had an ambiguous relationship.
The barrages are still flying around.
Jiang Su wrote on the paper with all his strength: "I'm so nervous, let's stop broadcasting now!"
Then simply shut down the live broadcast room.
Jiang Su leaned back on his chair as if he was useless, staring at the dark screen.
After calming down, I picked up my phone and looked at the backstage of Station B.
Um…
All kinds of random guessing, people urging marriage,
Just couldn't see it.
As expected, Yan Meizi sent a private message.
Yan Meizi: "I'm sorry, is it because of me that you posted this?"
Yan Meizi: "I didn't expect netizens to be so enthusiastic. I will make a video right away to explain to them."
Yan Meizi: "I'm really sorry for bothering you."
Yan Meizi: "I am still willing to be a small audience watching your live broadcast silently."
Yan Meizi: "Sorry, sorry, sorry."
Seeing Yan Meizi's sincere apology, Jiang Su sighed.
Come to think of it, I can't blame Sister Yan.
It's that he is more sensitive.
After all, he knew the true identity of Yan Meizi, and because Lao Wu fell in love with her, he avoided her.
But Yan Meizi has no idea that the B-station painting giant she has admired for a long time is Jiang Su...
Jiang Su thought about his words: "It doesn't matter, it's not because of you, it's something in reality. Netizens are indeed too enthusiastic, so I'll make a statement too."
Sister Yan quickly came back: "Hmm, I thought you wouldn't pay attention to me anymore!"
Yan Meizi: "Then I will make the video right away. I will stay up all night to make it."
Jiang Su felt a little embarrassed: "There's no need to be so anxious, your health is the most important thing. It's not good for girls' skin to stay up late."
Yan Meizi: "It doesn't matter, I'm ugly anyway."
Jiang Su: "How could that be? You are very beautiful."
Yan Meizi: "Ah ah ah, I actually got a huge compliment!"
Then there was another homemade emoticon - Yan Meizi was wearing cat ears, stretching out her cat paws, and pouting cutely.
Jiang Su took a deep breath - what happened to the girls today?
Send these photos to him one by one.
I guess I'm going to have weird dreams tonight.
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The next day, Jiang Su went to school dejectedly.
Last night's dream was so exciting.
However, Wu Zhibo was even more depressed than him.
Jiang Su looked Wu Zhibo up and down: "What are you..."
Wu Zhibo had two dark circles under his eyes and said angrily: "There is a bastard who wants to take advantage of my little Qingqing!"
Jiangsu:?
Why do you suddenly have a bad feeling?
"Who... who?"
Wu Zhibo was filled with indignation: "At station B, there is a bad Huahua. I don't know what happened yesterday, but Xiao Qingqing's video was full of comments about that bad Huahua! Fans also gave them two names, what are they called? Serious couple! It’s so shameless! Don’t you think so? Brother Su?”
Jiang Su swallowed his saliva and nodded heavily: "Yeah, very shameless."
"Fortunately, my little Qingqing sent a clarification video early in the morning. It must be the shabby guy who wants to take advantage of my little Qingqing's popularity!"
Jiang Su nodded quickly: "You are right, your little Qingqing must be innocent with that broken Huahua!"
Wu Zhibo snorted: "I watched that person's videos all night and watched them all. He is really a loser. His face never showed in the video, just a pair of hands, a piece of paper, and even words. Never said that."
Jiang Su echoed: "In a situation like this, without showing his face and making no sound, it's impossible for your little Qingqing to have anything happen to him."
"You're right." Wu Zhibo nodded, as if he was thinking of something and was a little confused, "But the paintings he painted are really beautiful. It is said that he painted a book before and it was harmonized."
Jiang Su: "Did you draw a book? That's even worse. It shows that this person is vulgar and obscene."
"That's right." Wu Zhibo nodded repeatedly.
After a moment of silence, Wu Zhibo sighed again, "But I really want to see it."
Jiangsu:?
"Can you stop being so worthless!"
"Alas..." Wu Zhibo sighed, his eyes sad.
"Taking his paintings as an example, if he hadn't poached me, I would probably have the same goals as him."
"What a pity, he and I can only be love rivals."
Jiang Su listened silently and added in his heart: "No, you called him daddy!"
