Jiang Su: "Thirty minutes, I'll figure out the rankings."
Gu Ruirui, who was drinking water on the other end of the phone:? ? ?
"Pfft--" He squirted out all the saliva at once.
"Jiang! Su!"
Listening to Gu Ruirui's Hedong lion roar on the phone, Jiang Su laughed mischievously and said perfunctorily: "Good boy, I'm helping Old Wu get to the stars! I'll see you later."
After saying that, Jiang Su hung up the phone and concentrated on playing games.
After playing a few games, Jiang Su opened WeChat and sent Gu Ruirui, "Are you asleep?"
After waiting for a long time, I still haven't received a reply.
Just as I was about to put my phone aside and go to sleep, a trending search message popped up on Weibo: [Definitely done! Earth’s “new neighbor” is named N857]
It's that asteroid.
Jiang Su clicked on Weibo. He rarely checked Weibo. In his eyes, Weibo was a place for fans to fight and fight with female fans. However, some hot events can still be fully discussed on Weibo, so Jiangsu downloaded one.
I saw reports about asteroids some time ago and followed related topics on Weibo.
The hot topic today is that this asteroid is named N857.
The comments below are also all kinds of weird——
"Let me tell you, the name of this asteroid is really domineering."
"Asteroid: I am the only star in this universe that has ever jumped."
"Who named it? A male scientist or a female scientist? Judging from the name, it must be a male, haha."
"Maybe other planets have their own names."
"I'm afraid those two comments above are not NT."
"No, no, no, no one can really box in a place like this."
…
Boring and childish.
Jiang Su's face was expressionless, too lazy to watch the netizens bickering, and then he saw new comments on his last message about "brother and sister soul exchange".
Most of them laughed at him for having "too much imagination", and some directly called him a pervert. Some netizens claimed to be from a certain mental hospital and asked him to return to the hospital for review.
However, one of the comments concerned Jiang Su:
@万明月picking stars: I believe that there is such a thing as soul exchange between brothers and sisters. After all, there are all kinds of strange things in the world. Maybe we think this is incredible, but maybe this kind of thing happens to the people around us. But I think that if a soul exchange really happened, the person involved would be very distressed! Personal opinion, don’t comment if you don’t like it.
When Jiang Su saw this comment, he immediately felt like he was being monitored. His mind went crazy and he gave this netizen a like.
He really spoke his mind!
It seems that there are some clear-minded people among netizens!
But speaking of it, I don’t blame the netizens. After all, if Jiang Su hadn’t experienced the soul exchange between brothers and sisters, he would have thought it was weird!
While he was thinking wildly, Jiang Su received a private message.
@万明月picking stars: Are you there? I just saw your like.
@万明月picking stars: Are you also interested in this?
Jiang Su choked for a moment. He didn't know how to reply to the other party. To say "interested" made him feel like a pervert.
After thinking about it, Jiang Su replied: "Okay, I just saw that the Zhuan family said that there is a substance in the contents of the asteroid that can be used in clinical trials of mental diseases. In addition, the Zhuan family said that planets surround the earth, maybe It will produce a magnetic field that interferes with human mental behavior. Suddenly, my imagination suddenly opened up and I wondered whether time travel, soul exchange, etc. would happen. Aren’t these things popular in novels now?”
Jiang Su was very satisfied with his explanation.
Anyway, just leave yourself clean.
@万明月picking stars: Oh, I think this kind of thing might really happen. Although these often appear in novels and movies, there is a saying that art comes from life.
Looking at the replies from netizens, Jiang Su was a little moved.
To be honest, he really wanted to find someone to talk to. After all, he didn't want to exchange souls with Jiang Wei every Wednesday!
Basically every exchange would disrupt his original rhythm of life, and his troubled sister would cause trouble for him from time to time.
If he has to be entangled with Jiang Wei's soul for the rest of his life...
For example, the two days of his college entrance examination happened to fall on Wednesday...
For example, he will have sex with his girlfriend in the future and applaud for love...
For example, he and Jiang Wei will get married and have children in the future...
Wait, have a baby?
If Jiang Wei is pregnant...will he turn into a pregnant woman every Wednesday? ?
If the day Jiang Wei gives birth happens to be Wednesday...
Gan!
It’s unimaginable!
no!
Must, must find a way to crack the soul swap!
So Jiang Su sent a message to netizens with an excited heart, trembling hands, and the mentality of "seeking medical treatment in case of emergency": "Then what do you think is the general method if the soul exchange that only exists in novels really happens? Where’s the crack?”
@wanmingyuepickingstars: “I don’t know this either.”
@万明月picking stars: "But since you are also interested in these, we should have a common topic and we can study together in the future. I have a group, do you want to join?"
Jiang Su: "Are all the people in the group interested in soul exchange?"
@wanmingyuezhaixingchen: "Yes. If you add me, I will give you a management."
Jiang Su thought for a while and felt that although netizens' ideas were very wild and unconstrained, he might be able to find clues from their words, which might inspire him to find a solution!
So Jiang Su replied: "Okay."
@万明月picking stars: “Well, the number is: 捌鲁八撌七曒一 Zero Thirty-nine”
Jiang Su: "Okay, let's chat online."
@wanmingyuepickingstars: "Okay, please remember to make a note, just note the soul exchange!"
Jiang Su: "Yeah."
After exiting Weibo, Jiangsu searched for the group chat and applied to join.
The leader of the group is "Hold the Moon and Pick the Stars", and he passed in almost seconds.
When Jiang Su saw it, hey! There is only one group leader in the group!
What about the netizens who agreed to do whatever they want?
Could it be that the other party is a liar?
The legendary forbidden article about empty gloves?
Jiang Su felt angry that he had been cheated. Just as he was about to quit the group chat, the group leader spoke in the group——
"I'm sorry. Actually, I just created this group. I am personally interested in soul exchange and want to find someone to talk to, but people online treat me as a pervert, and I can't find anyone in real life. People discuss it, so..."
Jiang Su curled his lips, why did the group leader's words go straight to his heart...
Immediately afterwards, the group owner said: "I will share the group with various post bars and forums. Those who have the same topics and interests will join."
Jiang Su:......
"Fine."
Seeing that the group leader is so sincere, he doesn't look like a pervert.
Anyway, he just wants to pour out his frustrations, and adding a group won't take up much memory.
So Jiang Su said in the group, "I'm going to bed first," and set the group to "accept messages but not remind." Then he locked his phone screen, put it under his pillow, and pulled the quilt to sleep.
Maybe I think about it every day and dream about it at night.
Jiang Su's dream tonight was full of strange things.
He seemed to be looking at the vast universe from a third perspective and saw an asteroid extending a small hand towards the earth...
The dream turned, and it turned into Gu Ruirui with her hands on her hips and her afro, yelling at him: "Yi Yu Yu Yu, just follow Yu Yu!"
The dream changed again. Gu Ruirui stood at the door of a prestigious university and waved to him. He seemed to be far away and couldn't see her expression clearly, but the feeling of being abandoned was clear and heavy.
The next day, Jiang Su woke up extremely early.
In one word, tired.
Two words, headache.
The whole person seemed to have been running around the playground all night.
Jiang Su got up listlessly, walked out of the bedroom, and saw his parents watching the morning news in the living room.
"Dad, Mom, you are so energetic..." Jiang Su lowered his eyelids, greeted his parents, and walked towards the bathroom.
I just heard something in the news saying that an abandoned baby was found in a garden in this city this morning. His biological parents could not be found and he had been adopted by a kind person.
When Jiang Su walked into the bathroom, he vaguely heard his mother say: "This child is so pitiful. He is even thinner than Weiwei at that time..."
Jiang Su didn't think much. After peeing, he went back in a daze and prepared to take a nap.
However, he just glanced at his phone one more time, and his sleepiness disappeared instantly.
Because what was hanging on the hot search at this time was a piece of bombshell news - [The N857 meteorite fell, creating a huge crater on the scene, but fortunately no one was injured! 】
Good guy, this asteroid was named just yesterday, and it is dropping meteorites on the earth early this morning!
What, are you unhappy? What about losing your temper?
Hey, what a small planet that doesn’t make people worry!
Jiang Su found that he was becoming more and more interested in this asteroid...
