After writing the speech for the sitcom, I took photos and sent them to Jiang Wei.
The school bell just rang.
After Jiang Wei received the picture, she immediately sent it to the group chat "Suicide Squad".
"Suicide Squad" members: Li Huan, Chen Sichun, Zhao Keqing, Jiang Wei, Wang Fan, Xiao Hang.
English group of six.
vivi: @Everyone, everyone, find your own part, memorize it, memorize it, memorize it, memorize it!
The English teacher has entered the classroom...
Chen Sichun typed out a line of words in despair——
Chen: I'm afraid it's too late...
Huanhuan is not a dog: I want to hold you?
Chen Sichun looked at his deskmate Li Huan in bewilderment, his little head filled with big question marks.
Li Huan operated without changing his expression, and a system prompt appeared in the group chat:
"Huanhuan is not a dog" withdrew a message.
Chen Sichun:......
At this time, the squad leader shouted: "Stand Up!"
The students stood up one after another and responded neatly and lazily: "Good morning teacher."
After the questions and answers, each member of the death squad had their hearts in their throats. No one cared about anything else. They were all secretly reading the manuscript, trying to get through with their temporary memories.
However, to everyone's surprise, the English teacher started talking about last month's English test results.
This undoubtedly bought time for Jiang Wei's group. The six of them sat upright and lowered their eyes. They seemed to be staring at the textbooks, but in fact they were all staring at the mobile phones under the table.
Finally, when it was time for the mules and horses to come out for a walk, the six people stepped onto the podium more nervously than the other.
Jiang Wei took a deep breath and thought about the sentences she wanted to give her speech.
She has the best English among the six people. She briefly introduced the roles played by the six people, and then the ceremony started in earnest.
Jiang Wei made a good start, Chen Sichun took over well, and although Zhao Keqing was a little stuttered, she was pretty good.
Li Huan and Wang Fan's Chinese English was mixed with dialects. There were a few words they didn't say, and they were confused by the solemn expression on the English teacher's face.
It’s time to go to Xiao Hang.
Jiang Wei took a breath, she was most worried about Xiao Hang.
Because this little bully who used to criticize the sky, the earth, and the air is now reduced to the point where he talks about "Abba, Abba," and her "contribution" is indispensable for this.
As long as she is around, Xiao Hang seems to be outside the world.
As long as the two of them accidentally look at each other, Xiao Hang will immediately switch to "Abba" mode.
But now she is standing next to him...
It’s really worrying!
Jiang Wei felt extremely uneasy and saw Xiao Hang opening his mouth and then closing it.
After two seconds of silence, he opened his mouth again and closed it again.
Other people's minds are full of words and sentences composed of 26 English letters.
There are only 26 English letters in his mind.
The English teacher's expression became more and more solemn, and Jiang Wei couldn't help but sweat for Xiao Hang.
Jiang Wei took a deep breath, sneaked closer to Xiao Hang, and whispered: "This..."
Unexpectedly, when he heard her voice, Xiao Hang felt as if he was electrocuted and shouted: "This time!"
All the teachers and classmates present were shocked.
Xiao Hang stared straight ahead, his face turned pale, he was so nervous that he broke into sweat, and he muttered something: "This time...I'm..."
"I'm memorizing English...I'm not able to speak...I'm Chinese...I'm forced..."
After a period of freestyle,
Xiao Hang:......
who I am?
Where am I?
What did I just say?
Will my English teacher kill me?
And the English teacher:…
Ah this...
What should I say?
Scolding him seems to be against his patriotism.
If I don't scold him, I'm sorry for risking mastitis to teach these brats.
The whole class was silent for a few seconds, and then the English teacher suddenly changed the topic: "Jiang Wei, is this part necessary for the plot?"
Jiang Wei was dumbfounded.
yes……
Still not...
"Yes..." Jiang Wei's brain whirled rapidly, she weighed it in her mind and said decisively, "Yes!"
"The plot is that Xiao Hang told everyone a joke, and then Li Huan said, 'Hahaha, this joke is so funny.' Xiao Hang said, 'Tell one too,' and Li Huan said, 'I'll tell it to everyone tomorrow. ’, Xiao Hang said ‘ok’, and then this gathering of six people ended.”
Jiang Wei was talking nonsense seriously, and the English teacher was stunned for a moment.
Chen Sichun and Zhao Keqing looked at each other - is this the end of the speech?
He was so embarrassed that he could dig out a Balala Demonic Castle with his toes.
Xiao Hang:......
I don't know what to say, but I feel like I am nothing in front of Jiang Wei.
In the end, the English teacher was too lazy to argue with this group of children. He urged them to study for a few words and then turned a blind eye and sent them back.
After all, no group in the class has been able to perform a complete sitcom so far.
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After class, Jiang Wei happily sent a message to Jiang Su: "I passed, thank you."
At this time, Jiang Su was memorizing ancient poems listlessly and had no intention of looking at his phone.
Until after school in the afternoon, Jiang Su took paper and pen and walked heavily to the office...
Wu Zhibo later performed a song "Wish You Peace" for him...
The head teacher and English teacher are both in the office.
Seeing Jiang Su lying on the table silently writing ancient poems with a frown on his face, the English teacher chewed melon seeds and said with a smile, "I mean, Jiang Su looked gloomy in class today. It turns out he had to recite ancient poems!"
The head teacher snorted and pushed up his glasses: "Reciting poetry is like killing him!"
The English teacher said nonchalantly: "It's harmful, who wouldn't be! When I was in school...cough, Jiangsu-san, you can't be partial to subjects!"
Jiang Su:......
Can you two stop talking?
My mind was already in a mess, but when I got distracted, I couldn’t even remember it!
In the end, Jiang Su managed to write out two poems silently. The class teacher reviewed them for a long time, and Jiang Su had a vague feeling about it——
This is by no means simply asking him to write silently.
Sure enough, the head teacher waited for a long time, and the English teacher didn't leave either.
The head teacher had no choice but to ask in front of the English teacher: "Jiang Su, do you know how long it is until the final exam?"
Jiang Su thought for a while: "Four months."
"Well, you have four months to go before your final exams. When you come back from the summer vacation, you will be a senior in high school. I heard recently that in addition to studying, you also have a rich love life, right?"
Jiang Su's face heated up.
The English teacher was chewing melon seeds and gossiping enthusiastically: "Who are you following? From your class?"
The head teacher said angrily: "I can't follow anyone!"
Jiang Su pursed his lips with an innocent expression: "Teacher, what are you talking about?"
The English teacher and the head teacher looked at each other.
The English teacher first chuckled: "Look, how innocent my class representative is."
The head teacher rolled his eyes and stopped paying attention to the English teacher, who was watching the fun. Instead, he stared at Jiang Su and said sternly: "You understand what I said, and I said you are having sex with someone!"
Jiang Su was shocked: "A partner? I don't have one!"
"You still don't admit it? Who are you and Gu Ruirui? You two have to admit it only if I call her, right?"
Jiang Su was shocked at first, then dumbfounded, and then said sincerely: "Teacher, you mean Gu Ruirui? Do you think she can like me?"
The head teacher opened his mouth, but was speechless for a moment.
The English teacher helped: "Girls in this period are not sensible, and it is possible for them to become blind."
Jiangsu:? ? ?
Which side are you on?
"You are right." The head teacher highly affirmed the English teacher, and then looked at Jiang Su, "At your age, you are passionate, ignorant, and can be said to be ignorant and fearless. But you have to know that what is most important to you now is learning. , take the college entrance examination. You have put all your thoughts elsewhere, what do you want to take the college entrance examination? You are good in English and mathematics. As long as you catch up on Chinese, you will definitely be able to get one first. Otherwise, with your current grades, you will be two That’s incredible! Are you willing to let Chinese language hold you back? Besides, what’s Gu Ruirui’s score? She just took a copy of it. Even if you want to be with her, you can’t catch up with her!"
Jiang Su:......
silence.
The head teacher's words seemed to move him a bit.
Just like the day his father spoke to him sincerely.
However, he was only intermittently complacent, and soon continued to eat and wait for death...
Jiang Su walked out of the office and felt a gust of wind blowing outside. He felt as if he was awake but also confused...
After returning home and having dinner, Jiang Su sat in front of his computer desk in a daze. What were his ideals and goals?
My eyes fell on the colored pencils, and a picture popped into my mind: opening a studio?
The phone rang, Gu Ruirui called.
Another thought popped into Jiang Su's mind: study hard and go to the same school as Gu Ruirui?
Absently, I answered Gu Ruirui's call, and Gu Ruirui's coquettish voice came from the other end: "Su, what are you doing? I sent you a WeChat message and you didn't even reply."
"Oh, I was eating just now." Jiang Su replied nonchalantly. At the same time, he opened WeChat and saw Gu Ruirui's messages of concern and inquiry.
"The silent writing passed, nothing happened." Jiang Su said.
At this moment, Wu Zhibo sent a game to open the black team: promotion competition, third row! Help!
Jiang Su clicked into the game.
On the other end of the phone, Gu Ruirui curled her lips: "Why do I feel like you're not happy?"
"No." Jiang Su was distracted.
"Really?"
"Really." Three rows of matches.
"But your tone clearly means that something is wrong!"
"Really not." The match was successful and Jiang Su entered the game.
"Are you playing a game?"
"No." Jiang Su chose Lu Bu.
"Why are you so perfunctory? Huh! I'm angry. I'm going to ignore you for five minutes!" Gu Ruirui acted coquettishly.
The game is on.
Jiang Su: "Thirty minutes, I'll figure out the rankings."
