Jiang Su took the "Peace Treaty" and continued reading.
I have to say that Jiang Wei's language skills are pretty good, and the treaty is at least written clearly and smoothly, with traces to follow.
Just looking at it, Jiang Su frowned——
This doesn't seem right?
[Article 17: The holes buried on the exchange day must be filled in proactively. For example: Jiang Su took the high-scoring English test for Jiang Wei, causing Jiang Wei to be selected as the English class representative. Therefore, Jiang Wei will have problems with English in the future. , Jiangsu should do his best to help. 】
Jiangsu:...(ー_ー)!!
If you want him to help you with your English homework, just say so, there's no need to give so many fancy reasons...
[Article 23: The money spent on the body should be paid by the owner of the body. For example: Jiang Wei used Jiang Su’s body to eat snacks and drink milk tea. Since both snacks and milk tea entered Jiang Su’s body, Jiang Su paid for the expenses. 】
This one doesn't seem to matter when you look at it alone, but when you look at it together with the next one, it's very strange——
[Article 24: Both parties shall not change the appearance, weight, or body shape of the other party without authorization. In view of this, Jiang Su must pay special attention to prohibiting the use of Jiang Wei's body to feed high-calorie foods to prevent Jiang Wei's weight loss plan from being hindered. 】
Jiangsu:...(ー_ー)!! ! !
Gee, a large double standard scene.
Isn't he afraid of getting fat?
Jiang Su snorted and wanted to reason with Jiang Wei. He turned around and saw that his originally handsome face looked like a fool now, with his eyes wide open and his mouth bulging with snacks...
"Can you stop eating? I'm not afraid of getting fat?" Jiang Su was extremely disgusted.
Jiang Wei pinched another potato chip and put it in her mouth. She chewed it crisply and said with a smile: "Boys have a higher basal metabolism than girls! And girls care more about image than boys! I will use you occasionally." It’s only when you’re healthy that you can be so unbridled. Oh, don’t mind it too much, just treat it as a good deed! Stop inking and look down!”
Jiang Su sighed helplessly.
As expected.
He has long known that it is unreasonable to talk to women.
"It's getting late, so I won't read any further and just sign."
Anyway, he was well aware of Jiang Wei's little thoughts and didn't bother to argue with her. After all, no matter how clever she was, she couldn't change things.
"Happy!" Jiang Wei took a pen and stared at Jiang Su as he signed his name. He carefully put the contract away with a bright smile, "Then I will print two copies, and you and I will each Take one copy. I will scan it directly with your signature. You signed it in person!"
"I know, calm down, it almost made my face laugh out loud."
"okok, I'm going back to the room." Jiang Wei returned to the room happily holding the contract.
Jiang Su didn't read the content behind it, wouldn't that be...
She can add whatever she wants to it!
Jiang Wei looked at Jiang Su's autograph and rolled on the bed with laughter: "In this case, if there is a violation of the treaty, I will fine you 1 yuan and Jiang Su will fine you 50! Hahahahaha, I suddenly discovered a good way to make a fortune. !”
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At about 10:30 at night, the brother and sister lay down in each other's room. An uncontrollable sleepiness swept over them quickly, and they fell asleep one after another.
At the same time, in the mysterious and vast universe, an asteroid that is currently attracting the world's attention is staggering and slowly rotating around the earth...
The hour hand overlaps with the minute hand, 24:00 is also 00:00.
The end of one day and the arrival of a new day.
Jiang Su was awakened by a feeling of shit that was about to be restrained by his anal sphincter.
He jumped out of bed almost instantly. When he opened the door, he clearly heard Jiang Wei opening the door too!
It’s time for another weekly toilet rush!
This time, he must do his part!
The moment Jiang Su stepped into the bathroom, Jiang Wei stretched out her sinful claws from behind...
It's a pity that it was empty.
"Bang!" With a sound, Jiang Su closed the door with force, and locked it with a "click".
Then, with lightning speed, he sat on the toilet.
Crack, plop, plop...
The cramping in the abdomen quickly stopped, and after his stomach felt comfortable, Jiang Su suddenly thought of Jiang Wei who could clearly hear everything waiting outside, and suddenly felt a little... ashamed.
Sure enough, Jiang Wei's little face quickly turned red uncontrollably.
She took out her phone and quickly sent a WeChat message: "You are too disgusting."
Jiang Su sat comfortably on the toilet, moved his body, and replied calmly: "Isn't it because you use my body to eat?"
Jiang Wei frowned: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!"
Jiang Su: "I have diarrhea and it won't go away."
Jiang Wei was so angry that she wanted to jump, but she had three urgent needs, so she could only hold her legs tightly together in place, her body gradually twisted, and her face became more and more ferocious...
He bombarded Jiang Su with desperate emojis on WeChat.
Jiang Su put his phone on the shelf without wasting much time.
He knew Jiang Wei was feeling very uncomfortable at the moment, so he just deliberately teased her.
Jiang Su packed up and just opened the bathroom door, Jiang Wei got in like a gust of wind...
Before Jiang Su was stunned, he was locked out of the door, and then he heard the sound coming from the door.
The water is rushing, rushing, rushing...
A subtle expression appeared on Jiang Su's face...
The phone vibrated, and Jiang Wei sent a message: "Get out of here! (expletive/expletive/)"
You can probably imagine her blushing and furious look~
Jiang Su shrugged and replied: "Now we are even. (bad smile/bad smile/)"
Putting away his phone, Jiang Su returned to his room, lying comfortably on his bed, looking at the ceiling, thoughtfully.
Since the soul exchange with Jiang Wei, the topics between him and her have gradually increased.
In the past, the two brothers and sisters almost regarded each other as invisible people, but now they seem to be in a good mood when they are noisy?
Jiang Su turned over with a smile on his lips and closed his eyes.
With the addition of a younger sister, there is also the added responsibility of being an older brother.
Lu Bei's grandson, he would never let him harm Jiang Wei!
Jiang Su thought wildly and gradually fell asleep.
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At this time, another room.
Jiang Wei, who was about to go to bed, suddenly received a message from Lu Bei——
Lu Bei: "Are you asleep?"
Lu Bei: "I have insomnia."
Lu Bei: "I feel that sometimes you are hot and cold to me, and you feel distant."
Lu Bei: "What role do I play in your heart?"
Followed by a big yellow face emoticon: so humble that it deforms.jpg
Looking at the sad late-night messages from Lu Bei, Jiang Wei felt as if her heart was being tugged hard.
She has always been hot for him!
When she was cold to him, it was Jiang Su who was using her body!
Jiang Wei was both distressed and angry, and immediately returned to Lu Bei: "I'm here."
In the next second, many words of confession were ready to be spoken on the fingertips. After all, they were not sent out, but I just replied: "It's so late, why aren't you asleep yet?"
At this moment, Jiang Wei felt no sleepiness at all.
She lay on the bed, hugging the naughty pink leopard, staring at her phone.
After all, she couldn't let him go completely...
And now Gu Ruirui is with Jiang Su,
No matter how much Lu Bei likes Gu Ruirui, it is impossible for them to do so at the moment.
so……
Just let her be brave enough to be bold once.
Jiang Wei bit her lip, with deep love in her eyes.
The girl Huaichun, with her ignorant and hot heart racing,
She never imagined that the person who sent her late night sentiments was currently in the noisy KTV box.
Lu Bei held a bottle of wine, touched it with the buddy next to him with a smile, pointed at the bright mobile phone on the table and showed off: "See? I said she will reply in seconds!"
