Haramachi Middle School, Ancient Style Club.
Everyone was practicing diligently, but a man and a woman sneaked out and chatted at a remote corner of the stairs.
After talking a few words about business performances, Jiang Su changed the subject: "You and my brother seem to be in the same grade. You should know each other, right?"
Lu Bei curled his lips: "I know you."
Jiang Su opened his two dark round eyes and started the self-deprecating mode seriously: "My brother is not as polite and gentleman as you. My brother is a bad student, just like a little ruffian."
Lu Bei sneered. It's still unclear who the ruffian is~
However, Lu Bei was a little surprised that Jiang Wei spoke ill of Jiang Su in front of him so bluntly: "Oh? Does he have such a bad impression in your mind?"
Jiang Su rolled his eyes silently in his heart - the gossipy and proud smile on Lu Bei's face couldn't be too obvious.
"Yes." Jiang Su nodded solemnly, then suddenly stood on tiptoe pretending to be mysterious and whispered in Lu Bei's ear, "My brother had a big incident a while ago!"
A flash of amusement flashed across Lu Bei's eyes. He could probably guess what "Jiang Wei" was talking about so mysteriously.
However... Lu Bei thought he was on the second floor and imagined Jiang Wei (Su) on the first floor. In fact, she was on the fifth floor...
"What's the big deal?" Lu Bei was very cooperative.
Jiang Su pretended to look around and lowered his voice, "I heard that my brother met... a woman who did that kind of thing on the day of the school's spring outing, but he didn't take the bait... I don't know the specific situation, so do I. Listen to what others say.”
Lu Bei nodded meaningfully. Although he was secretly happy, he still felt a little regretful. After all, the matter did not develop according to his plan.
However, he could take the opportunity to "help" Jiang Su's favorability in Jiang Wei's heart - 10086.
So Lu Bei pretended to be serious, "Some things are not what people say."
Jiang Su pretended to be surprised: "How do you say that?"
"Actually, I can be considered a party involved." Lu Bei paused and sighed, "That day, I, a female classmate, and your brother were together."
Surprised by Jiang Su's actor-level performance, he continued to listen to Lu Bei's confession about his own actions.
"Then the female classmate said she wanted to eat cherries, so your brother went to the other side of the mountain to pick cherries for her.
Later...it was the incident that people spread.
However, the reality is not like this, but very unbearable...
I'll stop here. After all, you are still young.
Alas, I shouldn't tell you this. I still hope that your world is clean and the sun is always shining. "
Jiang Su was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and looked at Lu Bei in disbelief with his eyes wide open.
He almost couldn't help but give Lu Bei a thumbs up——
Brother, that’s awesome!
Full marks for this language talent!
It's like a rat chewing on a urinal, full of slanderous words!
Obviously they didn't admit anything, but they were able to lead people to think that way.
Speaking is an art!
If he hadn't been 100% sure that his body had really done nothing wrong...
Just based on Lu Bei's rhetoric, he almost believed it!
Seeing "Jiang Wei"'s eyes widened, Lu Bei thought that his words had achieved the desired goal. He smiled with satisfaction and reached out to touch Jiang Wei's (Su) head comfortingly: "It doesn't matter, this place will always be yours." A pure land.”
Jiang Su couldn't help but rolled his eyes, feeling a chill in his heart.
Then he sighed again - well, the little dwarf was really miserable. Due to the stark height difference, even if he rolled his eyes to the sky, Lu Bei could only see the top of his head...
But Lu Bei could feel that Jiang Wei (Su) was in a very heavy mood, so Lu Bei suddenly took out two movie tickets like a magic trick, bent down and waved them in front of Jiang Wei (Su)'s eyes with a smile.
"Don't think so much. I have two movie tickets. Let's go see them together?"
Jiang Su glanced at it: "Hey, it's still a late movie at nine o'clock?!"
What does nine o'clock mean?
I understand everything.
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Lu Bei's face, and he took back the movie ticket pretending to be natural: "Really, my friend gave it to me, but I really didn't pay attention. Since it's so late, don't go and see it. Girls must pay attention to their safety outside."
Jiang Su curled his lips.
Tsk, why are you pretending to be a gentleman?
They are all wolves, no one knows who is who!
By the way, Jiang Su already knew exactly why he met the working girl during the spring outing that day.
Originally, he thought something was strange - how could someone wearing a bunny girl stand on the street in the wilderness? ? Inviting ghosts? ?
This must be a trap!
Sure enough, what Lu Bei said just now and some of his inadvertent actions betrayed him.
At this moment, Lu Bei was still talking about the movie: "Then I'll invite you to watch a movie another day."
Jiang Su had already gotten the answer he wanted today, and he no longer had the intention of pretending to be cute in front of Lu Bei. He said with an indifferent expression: "I don't like watching movies."
"Then... let's have dinner together?"
"I lost weight."
"Why lose weight? Girls are so cute."
"You actually think I'm fat? Goodbye! Friends are gone!"
Jiang Su had a sullen face, expressing his grievance and anger vividly, and then turned around and left, completely ignoring Lu Bei's desire to stay behind him...
After making sure that he would not be caught up by Lu Bei, Jiang Su breathed a sigh of relief.
Shrugging, well, now I know why girls have so many strange reasons.
The bottom line is that she is not interested in you.
Of course there is another possibility,
It’s just that “she” was originally a boy…
Jiang Su walked carelessly on the street, one hand trying to put it in his trouser pocket out of habit, but he touched his skirt.
Jiang Su's mind moved slightly, and his fingers tentatively touched down...
He touched the edge of the skirt and retracted it like an electric shock.
Hey, forget it, I’m so sorry for Jiang Wei!
He is still a gentleman after all!
The uncle who was standing across the road collecting trash cans witnessed all this. He felt his thighs were a little itchy for no reason, so he reached out and scratched them...
At the same time, on the next street after the turn, Jiang Wei and Wu Zhibo, who were using Jiang Su's body, were walking side by side.
Jiang Wei was a little nervous at first, fearing that she would make too many mistakes and expose her secrets. But Wu Zhibo is really a live treasure, and the atmosphere is relaxed and comfortable. Jiang Wei gradually lets go without exposing her identity.
While walking, Wu Zhibo suddenly raised his leg and took a big step forward.
Jiang Wei found it a bit funny: "What? You should also do some stretching exercises while walking."
Wu Zhibo replied casually: "No, it's stuck in the crotch."
Stuck...crotch?
Jiang Wei was stunned for a moment, then her face turned red when she realized what she was doing.
Wu Zhibo noticed something strange about her, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "No, what's there to be ashamed of?"
Wu Zhibo was puzzled: Isn’t it human nature for men to get stuck in their crotch when walking?
"I didn't!" Jiang Wei argued angrily.
Wu Zhibo was stunned when he saw "Jiang Su" looking annoyed and ashamed.
Jiang Wei quickly reorganized her emotions and words: "I mean, I'm not blushing, I'm hot."
Wu Zhibo frowned in surprise, thinking that it was hot today. This reason made sense, so he didn't pursue it further.
However, Jiang Wei felt that her face was about to burn...
The less she wanted to let herself think about that place, the more her mind went there...
Crotch... crotch...
crotch……
Jiang Wei blushed and glanced down, then quickly looked away.
Ahhhh!
My face feels hot!
Even though he is 1.8 meters tall, he still clearly sees a slight bulge somewhere!
What level is this? !
Immediately afterwards, what made Jiang Wei even more ashamed and angry was that she could clearly feel that something was starting to grow...
Oh my god!
Boys have some weird structures!
Just think about it,
At once,
Is it that exciting? !
