Several people joked with each other for a few words, and then began to seriously discuss how to proceed to the next step.
The hole that appeared on the bed was so narrow and small that it could only accommodate one person kneeling and crawling through.
"Old Liang, please stay behind me. I'm afraid no one will push me if I get stuck." Wu Zhibo looked at the entrance of the cave, feeling deeply worried.
He is very self-aware about his body shape.
The group of people quickly determined the order, starting with Jiang Su and ending with Liang Yunshen, and climbed in one by one.
The tunnel was dark, without light, and there was no end in sight. The unknown is the scariest thing, which is much scarier than the flashy skulls and ghost concubines just now.
In the lifeless tunnel, only the chaotic and increasingly heavy breathing of a group of people could be heard, as if something was invisibly increasing the psychological pressure on everyone.
Gu Ruirui couldn't stand it anymore and said weakly: "Everyone, please talk. It's scary that everyone is so silent."
Jiang Wei said: "Yes, I don't know how long we have to climb. Let's tell a joke."
Wu Zhibo: "It's okay to tell jokes. Let's start from Jiangsu and go one by one. If there is one more person or one less person suddenly like in the ghost story, it will be bad."
After Wu Zhibo finished speaking, the atmosphere became tense and tight.
Jiang Su gritted his teeth and spoke his mind for the others: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!"
Jiang Wei: "Okay, okay, let's start telling jokes!"
Jiang Su crawled forward and said, "Well... I'll go first. The history teacher asked me why I handed in a blank paper. I said I was afraid of tampering with history."
A few smiles appeared on the faces of the people behind, and the atmosphere relaxed a lot.
Gu Ruirui: "What is that layer outside the earth? Answer, Fragrant Milk Tea."
Jiang Wei sneered twice: "Suddenly I want to drink milk tea~ Let me tell you something, what is the circle on Sun Wukong's head called? It's called Hericium!"
"Haha, interesting." Yan Anqing smiled and pursed her lips like a lady, "I...I'm not very good at telling jokes. I'll recite a crooked classical Chinese passage for everyone."
Jiangsu:? ? ? ! ! !
Yan Anqing has already begun to memorize: "There is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, and its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot..."
There was a rustling laughter in the tunnel, and others just laughed at it as a familiar joke, but Gu Ruirui knew what this spoofing of "Xiaoyaoyou" meant to Jiang Su.
Sure enough, Jiang Su suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness——
Stop scolding, stop scolding...
"Wu Zhibo, it's your turn."
"Oh, let me think about it." Wu Zhibo was searching for funny jokes in his mind, and suddenly a gas gathered in his body and rushed into his rectum with an unstoppable force!
Wu Zhibo secretly shouted: No!
At the last critical moment, he used all his might to seal the gas. As a result, the gas expanded its mass under the huge pressure and was ejected gracefully from the body with a long and melodious sound...
Suddenly, a smell of rotten protein, like fermented feces, filled the airtight tunnel...
As the first victim, Liang Yunshen felt that a wall of farts exuding a strong stench was standing in front of him.
"Grass!"
Liang Yunshen almost died from the smoke, he was doubting his life, "Wu Zhibo, you don't do anything related to others!"
Jiang Su, who was at the front, couldn't help but pinch his nose: "Old Wu, what the hell did you eat!"
Wu Zhibo said "hehe" twice in embarrassment and shame: "I don't want to either! But lying down like this...this position is very ventilating! Stop talking and get out quickly, the smell is too strong!"
Wu Zhibo himself felt very uncomfortable.
Alas, how can he be a happy licking dog after losing such a big face in front of Yan Anqing?
Wu Zhibo's fart lingered in the tunnel for a long time, and its passive effect was to speed up the team's progress.
Everyone kept their heads down and worked hard to crawl forward. If they could not breathe, they would not breathe. They deeply realized that death is like the wind and is always with us!
Finally coming out of the tunnel, everything became clear.
Liang Yunshen ran out of the tunnel and lay on the ground, rolling his eyes and breathing in the fresh air.
Wu Zhibo scratched his head and giggled: "Hey, I'm sorry, everyone."
Liang Yun glanced at him deeply and couldn't help but raise his leg and kicked him: "Get out! I don't want to see you!"
Several girls snickered together. Everyone knew that this was something embarrassing, and no one made fun of Wu Zhibo.
Wu Zhibo was particularly concerned about Yan Anqing's reaction. Even though he felt that his impression score in her mind might have become negative, he still tried to save it without giving up: "An Qing, I'm sorry, it's the first time we meet..."
Wu Zhibo scratched his head, not knowing what to say.
Liang Yunshen hadn't recovered from the soul-destroying stench, so he said coolly, "Giving someone such a big gift when we first meet?"
Jiang Su laughed out loud: "This is the so-called courtesy, don't be surprised if there are many people."
Gu Ruirui reminded in a low voice: "It's no wonder that the gift is not used this way..."
Wu Zhibo was embarrassed to be teased, but Yan Anqing was obviously more embarrassed than him.
She lowered her head, her cheeks flushed: "Oh, it's nothing, it's all natural physiological phenomena."
Wu Zhibo was extremely excited: "Really? Do you really think so?"
"What else?" Yan Meizi's cheeks were red, her eyes were shining, and her expression was confused.
"An Qing, you are such a good-natured young lady!"
How gentle! How considerate! How considerate!
Seeing Wu Zhibo as happy as a 200-pound fat man, Liang Yunshen rolled his eyes:
Look, the joy of licking a dog is often so simple and unpretentious.
Yan Meizi buried her head lower, feeling very embarrassed: "Ahem, Senior Wu, I'm younger than you..."
"Oh! That's the little sister!"
"Don't be poor, we are still in the haunted house!" Liang Yunshen got up from the ground and said while pretending to glance at Jiang Wei casually.
It seems like she hasn’t spoken much today...
And he seems worried?
While others were exploring the stone room, Liang Yunshen approached Jiang Wei.
"Ahem, Weiwei, have you found any clues?" Liang Yunshen asked casually, but his eyes were deeply glued to Jiang Wei's face.
This fair and childish little face, whether it is the clear and innocent smiling eyes, the tall and delicate nose, or the rosy and small mouth...
Every inch and every inch is reflected in his aesthetics.
"No. Senior Liang, what have you learned?" Jiang Wei raised her lips and smiled calmly.
Liang Yunshen looked at her, his Adam's apple moved up and down, and he pulled his eyes away from her face, thinking silently: This is the sister of a good brother, this is the sister of a good brother...
"I didn't gain much either."
As Liang Yunshen spoke, the clear and light smell of the girl's body lingered in his nose. Compared with the smell of death in the tunnel just now, he felt as if he had been saved by an angel.
Liang Yunshen felt that she could hardly bear it any longer, and began to recite silently again: She is only 13 years old, she is only 13 years old...
