"Hahahahaha..."
The whole class burst into laughter.
The head teacher's originally stern face became a little unbearable at this time.
She coughed twice, maintaining her formidable image, and patted the table: "You heard me, you heard me! Please translate it to gangsters and bandits!"
Jiang Su opened his mouth - alas, his original enthusiasm for learning Chinese was extinguished in the roar of laughter.
The head teacher looked around and said, "Gu Ruirui, please tell me what these two words mean."
Gu Ruirui stood up as instructed: "'Meng' means 'farmer boy', and 'bandit' means 'actually not'."
"Well, how do you translate the whole sentence together?"
"A simple and honest farm boy, holding pieces of cloth in exchange for silk. In fact, he is not really exchanging silk. He is looking for an opportunity to discuss marriage."
"Well, sit down."
Following these words from the head teacher, the bell rang for the end of get out of class.
Liang Yunshen sneaked closer to Jiang Su from below: "Did you hear that? This answer is quite appropriate."
Jiang Su was still standing and glanced sideways at Liang Yunshen.
"We'll talk about papers in the next class. Let's take a ten-minute break. Jiang Su, come with me." The head teacher gave the order.
Jiang Su sighed and left his seat with his head hanging down.
Gu Ruirui looked at Jiang Su's leaving figure, feeling a little anxious, thinking that it would have been better if she hadn't translated just now!
But with her Chinese proficiency, if she really translated it as gangsters and bandits, the teacher wouldn’t believe it!
Therefore, making such low-level mistakes must be exclusive to Jiangsu...
Jiang Su followed the class teacher to the office and took a look. There were quite a few teachers in the office today, including the math teacher and the English teacher.
The math teacher was leaning on the table drinking tea. When he saw Jiang Su put down the tea bowl, he said, "Hey, just in time, Jiang Su, come here, your question..."
"Go, go, go, I'm here to train him." The head teacher said, pulling out a chair and sitting down.
Jiang Su kept his head down and said nothing.
If nothing else, his attitude is absolutely upright.
"What? Jiang Su failed the exam again?" the English teacher came over with a smile.
Jiang Su looked hopeless.
The way these teachers behave in front of students is completely different from the way they behave in private in the office. Jiang Su knows this very well.
Especially English teachers, maybe because they are younger than other teachers, they are more able to get along with the students.
The head teacher snorted and told the two teachers the classical Chinese sentence translated by Jiang Su. He was angry and laughed at the same time, "Just tell me, that's it. I don't know what's going on in my head."
However, the English teacher had a question mark on his face: "Otherwise? How to translate it?"
head teacher:? ? ?
English teacher: "Ha, of course I know how to translate. Jiang Su's translation is wrong. I'll judge the papers."
Jiang Su lowered his head and tried hard to hold back his laughter.
The head teacher was feeling stuffy in her chest and couldn't vent even if she wanted to. She couldn't scold the English teacher together!
So with a straight face, he directly announced the punishment result: "Go back and give me the original texts, annotations, and translations of the classical Chinese texts you have learned this semester, and copy them in your notes! This time I don't ask for quantity, but for quality! You organize the notes and give them to me I think you will come to me and memorize it every day from now on! Also, there is a book called "Composition Tutorial by Famous Teachers" to improve your composition skills. Buy a copy from the bookstore after school and read more and learn more, do you hear me?"
Jiang Su nodded obediently: "I heard it."
"Okay, then you can go back first!" The head teacher had a sad face and waved his hand in annoyance.
Jiang Su turned around and left. As he was about to walk out of the office door, he heard the head teacher complaining to two other teachers.
"You said this is such a sad person, but he really doesn't understand at all..."
Jiang Su also sighed. Isn't he more anxious than the head teacher?
Especially this morning, his father said such heavy words to him...
But his Chinese is really bad. He doesn't understand the meaning of classical Chinese, can't understand reading comprehension, and can't compose essays.
Then it must be quite cold!
When Jiang Su returned to the classroom, he saw Gu Ruirui looking anxiously at the door, presumably waiting for him, and suddenly felt a warmth in his heart.
Seeing that he was back, Gu Ruirui breathed a sigh of relief and took her cell phone to send a message.
Jiang Su sat back in his seat and indeed received Gu Ruirui's WeChat message.
Gu Ruirui: "Are you having trouble again?"
He also sent a "touch your head" emoticon.
Jiang Su suddenly became shamelessly pretentious, made a "poor" expression, and typed: Please comfort me.
Hiss... I suddenly missed the comfort I got from Chen Sichun after exchanging bodies with Jiang Wei.
Gu Ruirui: "How do you want to comfort me?"
Jiang Su: I want soft comfort...
Of course, he didn't dare to say this, but replied to Gu Ruirui: "How do you want to comfort her?"
Gu Ruirui: "Shall we go to the haunted house tonight?"
Jiang Su slowly typed a question mark.
What does it take to go to a haunted house?
When did scaring people become a way to comfort them?
Gu Ruirui: "You didn't succeed last time when you wanted to watch a ghost movie. This time, a new shopping mall opened in Xincheng. A haunted house has been built on the fifth floor and is open to the public. It's quite big, covering the entire floor. "
Jiang Su thought for a while: "That's okay, but the head teacher asked me to sort out all the classical Chinese notes for this semester."
Gu Ruirui: "Copy mine."
This is what I've been waiting for!
Jiang Su showed a satisfied smile.
Then Gu Ruirui sent another message: "By the way, call a few more people, including your sister."
Jiang Su: "?"
"Why call her?"
Gu Ruirui: "I just want to meet you, can't you?"
Gu Ruirui: "Whether it's yesterday's video or previous posts on the forum, I've only heard of her, but I've never seen her. I just want to meet her."
Gu Ruirui: Tsundere.jpg
Gu Ruirui: "Just say it's okay!"
Jiang Su: "Okay, okay, you have the final say on how you look."
Gu Ruirui: "Liang Yunshen, Wu Zhibo and others, let's go together. Mi Wen will go too."
Jiang Su: "Oh, then I'll ask them later if they want to go and count the number of people."
Gu Ruirui: "ok."
The school bell rang. Jiang Su put away his phone and looked at Gu Ruirui's back on the left, and couldn't help but secretly cursed——
I thought it was just the two of them going to the haunted house.
This girl really loves to join in the fun.
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After class was over, Jiang Su created a group and invited all the people Gu Ruirui mentioned to discuss going to the haunted house with everyone.
He originally held on to the glimmer of hope that everyone would be self-aware and not become light bulbs, but as a result, everyone was as if they were given a shot.
"go!"
"Definitely go."
"must go."
Jiang Wei also asked: "Can I bring another friend?"
Jiang Su rolled his eyes and planned to chat with Jiang Wei privately, but Gu Ruirui had already replied to her in the group.
Gu Ruirui: "@vivi, of course, welcome!"
Jiang Wei: "@谢仙香 Salty Fish, thank you goddess sister!"
Gu Ruirui: "Shy//Shy//I'm not a goddess."
Jiang Wei: "Hehe, you are it. Sister goddess, can I add you as a friend?"
Gu Ruirui: "Okay, let's chat privately."
Jiang Su:......
This is...
Are you deeply in love with your sister-in-law?
