Jiang Su was in a good mood when he got home in the evening. His parents had gone back to the house and lay down. Jiang Wei was watching TV in the living room. The brother and sister didn't talk to anyone.
After washing up, Jiang Su returned to the bedroom and checked his phone. He saw that Fatty Wu had posted the photo of the party just now to Moments and liked it.
The 17-year-old boy is full of energy and sleeps well. He spent a lot of energy during the day and soon fell asleep.
The days slipped away like a dog in the white clouds. Everything was calm and the years were so good that the brother and sister gradually forgot about the soul exchange that day.
Just think it was a dream.
On this day, Class 1, Grade 2, Harumachi Middle School.
The head teacher stepped onto the podium with square high heels, put down the teaching aids on the desk, and looked at the students sternly.
"I want to inform you that the school will organize you to go on a spring outing next Tuesday. Our class will go with Class 2. We will arrive at the destination on Tuesday, camp for one night, play for a day on Wednesday, and come back on Thursday morning. This is your last chance for a spring outing. Don’t even think about it. After we come back from the spring outing, everyone will be careful with me, so it’s best for them all to go this time, so that no one can worry about me and play when it’s time to study!”
The students were all excited. They had long heard that a spring outing was going to be organized, but they were still unsure whether the sophomores would participate. Then the dean of the next shift sent a notice. The students were all focused on the "three days and two nights of spring outing." No one paid attention. The head teacher listened to what he said about learning.
Jiang Su was also in a happy mood, swaying with his legs crossed, thinking about which shoes to wear for the spring outing.
Suddenly, the class teacher changed the subject——
"Jiang Su, recite "Xiaoyaoyou" again."
Jiangsu:? ? ! !
I was suddenly called up to memorize the text!
Xiaoyaoyou... Xiaoyaoyou...
Jiang Su searched hard in his mind, biting the bullet and word by word: ""Xiaoyaoyou", Zhuang Zhou, there is a fish in the North Ming Dynasty, its name is Kun, Kun is big... Kun is big... "
Jiang Su's eyes began to wander...
Oops!
All I can think about is the phrase "Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot"!
The more anxious you are, the smoother you will carry it!
Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot. It requires two barbecue grills, one for honey and one for spicy...
Jiang Su was about to cry but had no tears, so he automatically imagined a pitiful version of himself. While crying miserably and biting into the fish meat, he said with tears streaming down his face: "It smells so delicious."
"The Kun is so big! I don't know how many thousands of miles it is!" The head teacher showed his power and knocked on the blackboard, reminding Jiang Su to pick him up.
Jiang Su licked his lips and quickly recited: "Oh, Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is..."
Then,
"I don't know how many thousands of miles it is..."
Damn stuck again!
This time, all I could think of was Zhuang Zhou's words, "The butterfly is me, I am the butterfly..."
La la la la la...
Gan!
He even started singing!
"Copy, copy, copy! Copy it ten times for me!" The head teacher got angry and wanted to stare Jiang Su to death.
Jiang Su received the punishment and sat down with relief.
Asking him to copy ten times is much more comfortable than asking him to memorize a text.
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Ten minutes between classes, junior high school.
Jiang Wei went to the toilet and came back, and happened to bump into Xiao Hang secretly playing with his mobile phone at the corner of the stairs.
When Xiao Hang saw her, he reacted instinctively, then quickly changed his gaze, looked up at the sky, and mumbled something unknown.
Jiang Wei sighed quietly.
Not to mention bullying her now, this child has even moved the desk as far back as possible to give her a lot of space. She can do a little dance on her seat without any problem, but he himself is almost squeezed into a piece of paper. People.
Hey, it's really sad to think that the little bully in the class has ended up like this.
Jiang Wei felt that she should talk to Xiao Hang.
So she took a deep breath, curved her lips, acted polite and friendly, and walked towards Xiao Hang with a smile.
"resemble……"
"Abba, Ababa, Abba..."
Xiao Hang's eyes were dull, he looked up at the sky at 45°, and muttered something.
"Aba, aba, aba, aba..."
Jiang Wei:......
never mind.
Her mother wouldn't let her play with fools.
Jiang Wei walked past Xiao Hang. After walking for more than ten steps, she suddenly stopped and turned around. She saw Xiao Hang staring at her nervously. Seeing her turning back unexpectedly, she immediately turned back and continued "Abba." Baaaba”.
The corner of Jiang Wei's mouth twitched, how badly injured was this child...
-
Some of the problems left by the soul exchange that day have been smoothed over, and some have been used to. The brother and sister returned to their old way of getting along without disturbing each other, and the days quickly flew by, and it was Tuesday in the blink of an eye.
The school organized several buses, and each class took one bus. After the class teacher called the bus and confirmed that all the students were present, the bus started.
The students laughed and laughed along the way, and everyone could play with their mobile phones openly.
Jiang Su, Wu Zhibo and Liang Yunshen were sitting in the back row, playing black and white games.
"Fat man, please stop eating! Don't eat it when it's time to eat it!" Liang Yun screamed angrily.
Wu Zhibo grabbed a handful of potato chips and stuffed them into his mouth, saying vaguely, "I am waiting to be resurrected after death!"
"You just think about eating. I'll see what you eat after you finish it."
"Aren't there still you guys, hehe." Wu Zhibo smiled and narrowed his eyes. He wiped his hands and looked at the 3-second countdown to resurrection. Just as he was about to join the battle, Crystal was pushed, "Oops! We lost. "
"Cheating!" Liang Yunshen punched Wu Zhibo.
Jiang Su was also helpless: "I can't even lead you guys at 12-2."
"Are you fighting the king?" Gu Ruirui in the front row suddenly turned around and looked at Jiang Su with hope.
Jiang Su:...?
Isn't there another girl in front of him? When did it change to Gu Ruirui?
As for the incident with Wu's steamed buns last time, he ended up buying her milk tea after school for three days in a row, and that was the end of it.
Of course, Jiang Su doesn't hate Gu Ruirui that much, he just doesn't like being too high-profile and eye-catching.
Before Jiang Su could answer, Gu Ruirui continued with a crooked smile and said, "Take me and Xiaowen with you, too? It's just the right time for five of us to play black."
Xiaowen is the girl sitting next to Gu Ruirui.
"Okay, our brother Su, the wild king." Wu Zhibo joined in the fun excitedly, deliberately cueing Jiang Su and patting him on the shoulder.
Jiang Su rolled his eyes at him and said nothing, which was regarded as acquiescence.
Each of the five people entered the game with their mobile phones.
Jiang Su is the jungler, Wu Zhibo is the top laner, Liang Yunshen is the shooter, and Master Xiaowen is the top laner.
Gu Ruirui looked at the hero column nervously, as if facing a formidable enemy: "What should I choose?"
Jiang Su: "...Mi Wen has chosen a mage, you choose an assistant."
"Can Diao Chan be an assistant?"
"……cannot."
"Where's Daji? Daji is free."
"...Click on support and see which hero you know."
"Oh...hey, let me play with this, Zhuang Zhou!"
Jiang Su:…………
Jiang Su, who had just been punished to copy "Xiaoyaoyou" ten times, had a toothache.
in the game.
Jiang Su: "Gu Ruirui, follow Liang Yunshen, don't follow me."
Gu Ruirui: "He's too fragile and can't protect me."
…
Jiang Su: "Gu Ruirui, what are you fighting for? This is my own tower!"
Gu Ruirui: "Oh, let me tell you, why don't you lose blood?"
…
Jiang Su: "Gu Ruirui, don't challenge Dalong alone!"
Gu Ruirui: "Oh, it knocked me up!"
…
Jiang Su: "Gu Ruirui! Go back to the city quickly!"
Gu Ruirui: "Ah, I'm dead."
…
Jiang Su: "Gu Ruirui! You hit the wall again!"
Gu Ruirui: "I'm lost!"
…
finally,
"defeat!"
fail!
