Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Gu Ruirui's eyes wanting to tear him into pieces. Jiang Su secretly cursed: Why is it only natural for boys to spend money on girls? One code equals another, what's wrong with withdrawing money? He's not afraid of hurting feelings!
"Yeah, is your stomach feeling better? Can you play the basketball game this afternoon?"
Wu Zhibo's words brought Jiang Su back from his thoughts.
With his brain spinning rapidly, Jiang Su remembered that he told Jiang Wei yesterday that if someone invited her to play ball, she would just say she had diarrhea...
"Oh——" Jiang Su said in a long voice, then realized, "Stop pulling, it will definitely work."
"That's good." Wu Zhibo nodded and asked in a mysterious voice, "How are you and Jiang Wei doing?"
Seeing Wu Zhibo's wretched face, Jiang Su rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"What's going on? Nothing happened."
"Have you read the posts on the forum?"
"Looked at it."
"That look between you and her, tsk tsk, is a bit interesting."
"Go away, she's just my sister."
"Sister said purple is very charming?" Wu Zhibo added in a sullen tone.
Jiang Su raised his fist as big as a bowl: "Are you talking nonsense again?"
Wu Zhibo quickly begged for mercy: "Don't say it anymore, don't say it anymore." Then he leaned toward Jiang Su in a cowardly manner, "Hey, orthopedics and stuff, the loveliest ones."
Jiang Su Fu'e, there is an otaku next to him, and he also knows a lot about the memes on the Internet. Jiang Su confirmed helplessly: "She and I are just brothers and sisters, nothing like that."
Seeing that Jiang Su might get annoyed if he continued teasing, Wu Zhibo changed the subject with a smile.
"and you……"
"Jiang Su."
Suddenly a pleasant but quiet female voice broke in, like a bell wrapped in ice, and it was filled with a chilling chill.
Jiang Su and Wu Zhibo raised their heads and saw Gu Ruirui's cold face, and her eyes that stared straight at Jiang Su, wanting to eat him alive.
When Wu Zhibo saw this, he said with a playful smile, "You guys talk, you guys talk." Then he left.
Although this kid Jiang Su dated the school beauty Gu, it was so cool to see Jiang Su look like a grandson in front of the school beauty Gu!
After Jiang Su gave Wu Zhibo an indifferent look, he calmly looked away and looked at Gu Ruirui.
Calm and calm, as steady as an old dog.
It seems that Baozi will not be able to get over it for a while.
but……
Jiang Sufeng Qingyun glanced at the wall clock above the blackboard.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
"Jiang Su, do you know how annoying you are?!"
Gu Ruirui's face flushed, and she stared at Jiang Su with shame and anger, her two pink fists clenched tightly against her legs.
She felt so ashamed! It seemed like everyone's eyes were on her! She is Gu Ruirui, an outstanding and radiant girl! How can you put down your body and be so humble!
But she couldn't help it! I can't bear it!
Jiang Su opened his mouth but didn't speak yet. The preparation bell rang on time, exactly as he expected.
Liang Yunshen also stepped on the bell and came in.
Gu Ruirui ran away in a hurry.
Jiang Su pursed his lips and narrowed his eyes, feeling a little heavy in his heart.
just……
He seemed to see something glistening in Gu Ruirui's eyes.
There was no time to think too much, and Liang Yunshen sat down on the stool. The next second the head teacher walked in with a stack of papers, and Liang Yunshen muttered in a low voice: "Damn! I was almost late."
The head teacher is a sharp and dignified woman, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and always having a face of ice, which makes her look extremely demanding.
The moment she entered the classroom, it was like the death song was played loudly, and the whole class fell into a dead silence, with everyone burying their heads in silence.
"Look at the papers you took the test last week! Who are you studying for? For me? It's not shameful to get such a low score!"
"I will read them one by one. If you have a score below 120, each of you will be counted as one. Please copy the classical Chinese text twice for me!"
"Chen Jing, 132!"
"Zhang Wenqiang, 106! Tell me how you passed the exam!"
"Mi Wen, 122! You're almost here too!"
…
"How many points do you think you can get in the test this time?" Liang Yunshen asked Jiang Su secretly, with uncontrollable excitement in his voice about watching a good show.
"I don't know." Jiang Su held his breath and stared at the paper in the head teacher's hand, his face turning the color of pig liver.
He is good at English and good at mathematics, but he is poor at Chinese!
Thinking back to the time when he was called up by the teacher and asked: Why did Tao Yuanming "pick chrysanthemums under the eastern fence and see the southern mountains leisurely?" Jiang Su swallowed nervously several times, and finally answered carefully in front of everyone: "Maybe Tao Yuanming suffers from strabismus?"
The whole class burst into laughter.
From then on, Jiang Su became famous in one fell swoop with "Slant-Eyed Tao Yuanming".
Jiang Su always wondered why he had to memorize those obscure poems. How many people would understand when he saw the beautiful scenery and said, "The falling clouds and the solitary owl fly together, the autumn water and the sky are the same color." I can reach a consensus with everyone just by saying "fuck", isn't it great?
"Jiang Su, 98! Congratulations, you are ranked first again!"
The head teacher called Jiang Su out of the blue, and Jiang Su was so frightened that his heart and liver trembled, and he trembled as he stepped forward to receive the paper. The head teacher's gritted sarcasm provoked a burst of snickering from the class.
"Why are you laughing! You all have the nerve to smile!"
The head teacher glared around with a stern face, and now no one dared to say a word.
The head teacher's eyes fell on Jiang Su again, and he said, "Tell me about you. You can get perfect scores in English, and you are at the top of the grade in math and mathematics. But in Chinese, you actually got the lowest score for me! Why, are you right? Do I have any objections?!"
Jiang Su honestly said: "No."
"How could I get such a low score without you?!"
Jiang Su:......
How do you say this? Is there any reason for low scores?
Or just make it up.
"I was careless." Jiang Su lowered his head and admitted his mistake.
"You fart!" the head teacher said angrily and cursed, "Are you careless? You have a large area of space here. It's obvious that you don't know how to do it!"
"I don't know how." Jiang Su followed the class teacher's words and had a very good attitude.
"You don't know it?? You're not stupid. If you study seriously and show the same energy as learning English and mathematics, maybe you can't do it?!"
Jiang Su:......
Bowed, silent.
Okay, whatever you say is what it is.
"I'm telling you! Copy all the ancient poems and classical Chinese texts for me twice! If you don't know how, just memorize them by rote!"
Gan!
Inhuman!
Jiang Su was complaining crazily in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it. He took the paper and returned to his seat dejectedly.
Alas, in math and English class, he is a majestic lion; in Chinese class, he is just a miserable dog!
"Liang Yunshen, 145!"
Liang Yunshen was called next, and Liang Yunshen jumped up to receive the paper.
"That's good, keep it up." The head teacher said in a nonchalant manner. Such words coming out of her mouth were considered the best compliment.
Then he cueed to Jiang Su, "Tell me about the two of you, one is first and the other is last. Jiang Su, you should learn more from Liang Yunshen."
Liang Yunshen came back with the paper and whispered to Jiang Su in a low voice: "Do you hear me? Let's learn from dad."
Jiang Su rolled his eyes at him and said absently, "Get out."
