Jiang Su was shocked all over.
I suddenly opened my eyes from the darkness, and the swelling pain in my bladder quickly hit my brain like a live wire. My body jumped out of bed first, and I rushed out the door and went straight to the bathroom!
Holding a breath, he quickly took it out of his crotch...
…
dig?
Jiang Su understood it instantly and was overjoyed——
This is his body!
His own body!
He and Jiang Wei switched back!
Ah ah ah ah ah!
It feels so good to pee standing up!
These strong and powerful arms are so cool!
This outstanding view is so cool!
Jiang Su was ecstatic in his heart. This kind of lost and found experience is really unique! Ecstatic!
After it was done, Jiang Su shivered twice in comfort.
At this time, the sound of turning the lock suddenly came from the bathroom door. Jiang Su quickly packed his pants. You must know that he just didn't have time to lock the door because he was in a hurry!
Jiang Wei rushed in with a white face. When she saw Jiang Su inside, she was stunned for a moment, but only for a few tenths of a second before she violently pulled Jiang Su aside: "Get out of the way! I need to go to the toilet." !”
It was obvious that she was in a hurry.
Hunched over and stamping his feet.
No less than what he looked like just now.
Jiang Su raised his eyebrows, knowing that this was not the time to talk, so he walked out of the bathroom.
As a result, before he could follow her out, Jiang Wei slammed the door with a bang. Fortunately, Jiang Su was smart and hid quickly, otherwise he would most likely become lame tomorrow.
After a while, Jiang Wei came out of the bathroom, her face returned to normal. Seeing that Jiang Su hadn't left yet, the two looked at each other silently.
Well, I changed it back.
After confirming and affirming, both parties breathed a sigh of relief.
Jiang Su looked at his phone just now, 00:02, which means that they most likely exchanged back at midnight, and the first thing after their souls returned to their bodies was to resolve the physiological issues that they had been holding back for a day. Internal urgency...
Thinking about it carefully, I didn't feel the need to go to the toilet all day long.
Maybe this is a bug during soul swap? That is: no need to go to the toilet?
Jiang Wei didn't know what she was thinking. She stared at Jiang Su, took a deep breath, and exhaled it heavily: "I won't change it again in the future."
Jiang Su thought for a moment and shrugged: "How do I know?"
"Even to death, I don't want to change with you again." Jiang Wei's lips tightened, recalling what happened yesterday, everything seemed so unreal.
"Just think of it as a dream."
Jiang Wei walked past Jiang Su expressionlessly, went back to the house, and lay down.
Putting headphones in his ears, playing Mr. Lupan's song on a loop, imagining the scene of cheering for him in the basketball game tomorrow, the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile unconsciously, and he fell asleep sweetly.
Jiang Su's condition here was completely different. After returning to his strong body, Jiang Su excitedly did stretching exercises for more than ten minutes and did fifty push-ups.
This exchange made him realize more clearly that there is a huge difference in strength between men and women.
After venting his energy, Jiang Su fell asleep comfortably.
Early the next morning, I woke up refreshed, washed, ate, and went out, completely forgetting about Gu Ruirui wanting to eat steamed buns.
It wasn't until Gu Ruirui's big bling eyes stepped into the classroom empty-handed that they turned from anticipation to shock, and then to resentment.
There were many people in the classroom, and she was too embarrassed to question him directly, so she bombarded him on WeChat.
Gu Ruirui: Where are my buns?
Gu Ruirui: You didn’t buy it? ? ? ?
It is said that the number of question marks directly represents a woman's anger. Jiang Su curled his lips and replied calmly: I bought it.
Gu Ruirui: What about the buns?
Gu Ruirui: Oh, I know.
Gu Ruirui: If you're sorry, I can go out and get it. Just go to the corner of the stairs yesterday. cute smile/
Jiang Su raised his eyes and looked at Gu Ruirui diagonally in front of him. Her pretty side face exuded a charming blush. Even if he couldn't see her expression, he could still imagine her shy and timid eyes.
Alas, woman.
Innocent.
Jiang Su lowered his head and typed.
Jiang Su: What? doubt/
Jiang Su: I ate the steamed buns.
Jiang Su: It’s the old Wu’s buns you mentioned.
Jiang Su: It’s really delicious.
Jiang Su: Thank you for the recommendation.
Gu Ruirui:......
At one moment, her blood pressure might have soared to 180.
Is it really delicious?
He thought she was Li Jiaqi! Are you here to promote things? !
Gu Ruirui felt that this world was so psychedelic that she was stunned for a while before continuing to ask in disbelief:
Gu Ruirui: Didn’t I say I wanted to eat Lao Wu’s steamed buns?
Jiang Su quickly replied: Yes, I went to eat too. By the way, when did you go? Why didn’t I see you?
Why didn't I see you...
Why didn't I see you...
Gu Ruirui's mind was filled with magic spells...
It's so difficult for her!
This is not steel,
This is Adamantium alloy!
She can't chew it!
Gu Ruirui was about to cry but had no tears - she had to chew on the Adamantium alloy she chose even if her teeth were chipped?
Harmful, slowly adjust and teach!
etc.
Just as Gu Ruirui was about to accept this fact, she suddenly thought of something and her expression became serious.
Recalling Jiang Su’s delicate, bold, and lingering style yesterday...
Look at today's Adamant alloy...
Could it be gold-plated?
Gu Ruirui suddenly realized——
Just pretend!
So I secretly poked and squeezed the plush pendant on my backpack, imagining that I was pinching Jiang Su's hooves!
Gu Ruirui: Haha~
Gu Ruirui: You don’t understand what I mean.
Gu Ruirui: Stop pretending, you just don’t want to buy it for me.
Jiang Su said, "Congratulations, you got the answer right!" He kept it in his heart and continued to act stupid.
Jiang Su: Ah, so you asked me to buy it for you.
Jiang Su: You should have told me earlier.
Gu Ruirui:? ? ?
Gu Ruirui: Otherwise? !
Gu Ruirui: Are you really not aware or are you pretending not to know?
Jiang Su: I really don’t know.
Jiang Su: If I knew, wouldn’t I buy it for you?
Jiang Su: It’s not much money in total.
Gu Ruirui frowned and looked at the phone screen. She was really confused. Jiang Su meant that if he knew that she wanted him to buy it, he would definitely buy it? Is it really because he didn't know that he didn't buy it?
Thinking like this, Gu Ruirui's anger disappeared by more than half.
However, before she could finish panting, Jiang Su sent another text -
Jiang Su: Just tell me directly next time. The money is easy to negotiate. WeChat transfer or Alipay are fine.
Gu Ruirui:......
River! Stay!
Gu Ruirui gritted her teeth, and with a snap, she tore off the plush pendant on her backpack. She turned back angrily, only to see Wu Zhibo just go to Jiang Su's seat.
"Asu, today is earlier than yesterday." Wu Zhibo smiled happily, just like a Maitreya Buddha.
Wu Zhibo sat in Liang Yunshen's seat, looked at Jiang Su up and down, and then approached him: "How are you, are you still having diarrhea today?"
"Diarrhea?" Jiang Su calmly put away his phone and repeated absentmindedly.
