In order to avoid suspicion, the brother and sister separated when they were approaching the door of their home, and returned home ten minutes apart at the usual time, one after the other.
Jiang's mother had already prepared dinner. With their morning experience, the brother and sister tacitly agreed to sit where they should and took their "own" share of the meal.
"Mom, my dad hasn't come back yet?" Jiang Su asked casually, absentmindedly. The porridge in the bowl became tasteless as he drank, but there was nothing he could do. After all, this was Jiang Wei's body. In order to prevent her from being stubborn again, she had no choice but to keep her mouth shut.
Mother Jiang answered his question softly: "Well, your father called at five o'clock and said there was another shipment in the evening. He didn't answer the call just now. Ignore him, you two eat your food. Let’s talk about it when your dad comes back.”
Then he muttered, "Weiwei, eat more. It's okay. It's time for you to grow and you're not afraid of getting fat. Just follow your brother's example——"
Mother Jiang said and looked up, only to see Jiang Su (actually Jiang Wei) reluctantly sipping the soup without touching the chicken legs in the bowl.
Jiang's mother immediately frowned and scolded: "Jiang Su! If you don't want to eat, give it to your sister!"
As the "sister", Jiang Su's eyes lit up - did happiness come so suddenly?
But then something seemed to come to his mind, and he couldn't help but sigh.
Alas, men and women are different, men and women are different!
Of course, Jiang Wei didn't give Jiang Su a chance to eat the chicken drumstick. When she heard that such a fat drumstick was about to enter her body, Jiang Wei held her breath and put the drumstick into Jiang Su's stomach.
Mother Jiang was still nagging dissatisfied: "If you don't want to eat it, don't eat it. Look at the way you are forcing you to take poison."
Jiang Wei tried her best to swallow the last bite of the chicken leg, but Jiang's mother's words were like the fuse that lit the explosive pack. Her hand holding the chicken bone was stunned, and suddenly she slapped the chicken bone on the table with a "snap" On his chest, his chest seemed to be burning with anger.
"I won't eat it!"
Mother Jiang looked at the back of Jiang Su (Wei) who left angrily with a face full of surprise. The next second, she became so angry that she also threw her chopsticks.
"This kid! What's going on today! If you don't want to eat, don't eat. If you can, don't eat tomorrow! Why are you being so arrogant!"
Jiang's mother shouted, and Jiang Su panicked.
What's going on with everyone today?
The point is, that's his body.
He is the one who is starving...
It is said that Jiang Wei lost her temper, but she didn't reveal her secret. She even knew how to go to his room...
Listening to his mother's angry scolding, Jiang Su put down his bowl and chopsticks uneasily and said softly: "Mom, I've finished eating too. I'll go in first."
Mother Jiang took a breath and tried to be as calm as possible: "Go, Weiwei."
here we go again.
The difference between treating a son and treating a daughter is really huge.
He was the one who got scolded before, but he didn't think it was anything when he got used to it. Now that the identities have been exchanged, Jiang Su actually feels a little bit worried.
He pursed his lips and walked towards Jiang Wei's room without saying anything.
When I opened the door, I heard my mother muttering alone at the dining table: "Every day, the little ones are worried, the big ones don't know where they are! There is something in stock, it is said to be in stock. , you are singing so loudly on the phone, do you think I can’t hear it? Who knows who I went out with?"
Jiang Su's eyes darkened, and he felt a little heavy. He opened the door and walked in.
Standing in front of the mirror, Jiang Su looked at the fair and childish girl in the mirror, her eyes were clear and pure, but there was a trace of sadness in her eyes.
Jiang Wei is still young and she doesn't know anything yet.
And what about him?
Just pretending not to know.
Jiang Su sighed and shook his head.
He doesn't want to care about adults' affairs, and he can't.
He still can't solve his own problems...
Swapping bodies with his sister, what the hell is this?
Probably because his mood was also affected, Jiang Su was a little irritable.
He sat on Jiang Wei's bed. The bed was soft and fragrant, which made her emotionally stable.
He took a deep breath, took out his phone, and turned it on.
In an instant, dozens of text messages and calls poured in. WeChat's number was 99+, and even QQ, which was rarely used, had 12 unread messages.
The crazy question marks and exclamation marks in the message from Gu Ruirui were simply shocking.
However, Jiang Su had compiled the rhetoric as early as this afternoon, and soon compiled the good news and sent it to Gu Ruirui.
Click on Jiang Wei's avatar again and send a message:
Jiang Su: Why are you so angry?
Jiang Wei: Nothing.
Jiang Su sighed, a girl's "nothing" must be "something". This is a must-learn course on the Internet to teach straight men how to understand a girl's true thoughts.
Fortunately, Jiang Wei could no longer hold back and took the initiative to vent her emotions——
Jiang Wei: What will we do next?
How can I change it back?
I don't want this anymore!
I'm done!
…
Jiang Su lowered his eyes, he understood Jiang Wei very well.
At the end of a stressful and exciting day, as night falls, the mood gradually turns to anxiety and fear.
What's more, they have to act according to each other's preferences and bear the pressure of each other.
And those are things that they are accustomed to, but have never experienced.
For example, Jiang Su knew that teenage boys liked to be frivolous and that girls were easily bullied, but he didn't think much about it because he had once pulled girls' hair and pulled their bra strings.
When I was young, I just thought it was fun, but I didn't realize that it might be harmful to sensitive girls.
For example, Jiang Wei is used to hearing her mother scold Jiang Su, and even scolds Jiang Su secretly when her mother clearly favors her. However, when the roles are reversed, she feels that her mother has done something wrong, and she also feels that her mother has done something wrong. make a mistake.
Therefore, they have an emotion - overthrow of past knowledge and anxiety about unknown life.
…
They don't want to continue to exchange anymore.
…
Jiang Wei: What should we do?
Please think of a way!
Cry loudly/cry loudly/cry loudly/cry loudly/
Jiang Wei's crying expression filled the screen, Gu Ruirui's side was also firing like a Gatling machine gun, and Jiang Su was instantly stunned.
What can he do!
Such a metaphysical thing, he is not a god!
Jiang Su had no choice but to coax him from both sides, and it lasted for nearly two hours without even realizing it.
Finally Jiang Wei got tired of crying and had enough trouble, so she said "I don't care, you have to change it for me when you get up tomorrow morning" and went to bed.
And Gu Ruirui, after Jiang Su tried his best to use one lie to make up for the bugs of another lie, finally believed Jiang Su's words, left the words "I want to eat Lao Wu's steamed buns tomorrow morning" and went to bed. .
The WeChat message finally stopped. Jiang Su felt like he was being hollowed out and looked at the time, 23:55.
Tired and paralyzed.
Throw your phone aside and close your eyes.
Probably because he was very tired, he immediately fell into a deep sleep.
In the dream, Jiang Su was dragged to the toilet by Wu Zhibo. Jiang Su looked at the first two pits and they were all dirty, so he went to the third pit. He stood up straight, unzipped his pants neatly, and even thought for a moment: It’s good to be a man and you can go to the toilet standing up.
then……
Urinated...?
