Will I reveal my true identity by stripping off my waistcoat?
The Galaxy Temple Cult is still so shameless? !
Xie Shangjun frowned, he really didn't expect this. But Xie Dashaoyu is used to selling drugs, and has long been accustomed to looking down at aliens, with a very high attitude. The young master doesn't care what the aliens have in mind or what conspiracies they have in mind. So he just frowned, and then said in a bachelor's manner: "It's all done, how can I be afraid of them? That's great, I won't do it, I will give it all to them, and I will continue to sell my medicine. I am alone Earthlings who kindly donate money, what can the Temple Religion do to me? But a religion is so rogue, will it still want to donate money in the future?"
Gu Hanhan was dumbfounded - is a religion still a religion if it doesn't act like a gangster? Mr. Xie, how did you learn "Religious Wars" from last year to this year?
"The Temple Religion doesn't need your donation at all, okay, Mr. Xie. As long as you have devout faith, how many reserve coupons can the Temple Religion want? What they lack is you."
Miss Gu Hanhan, the Acropolis widow who specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction, glanced at the son of the earth's drug tycoon: "The son of Xie Hongru, the chairman of Universal, voluntarily gave up his identity as an earthling and changed his name because of his devout belief in the God of the Universe. Convert to our temple religion, what do you think of breaking news like this?"
Xie Shangjun's expression suddenly changed: "Can the temple religion benefit them by spreading such rumors? Who on Earth would care what a religion in the depths of the universe says?!"
"This is a huge benefit," Gu Hanhan said in a loud voice, "Think about it, Mr. Xie. Who are you, Xie Shangjun? You are an upright Earthling, the most steadfast and innocent person in the universe. Believer. You are still the son of Xie Hongru, a standard second-generation earth medicine. Moreover, you are different from us. You have no superpowers, and you are not a damn 'chosen one of God'. All in all, you have the least reason to believe. What kind of temple sect prays for the blessing of the God of the Universe? Now, if even people like you want to join the Temple Cult and vow to be believers and protectors of the God of the Universe, they have not surrendered to the last 'few people' in the universe. Are the ignorant remnants of the Temple Religion shocked by the discovery of the correct belief in the God of the Universe? Are they deeply touched? It doesn’t matter if you, the people on Earth, believe it or not, as long as the people of the universe believe in it. You said you have contributed to the missionary cause of the Temple Religion Is it big or not, is it worthy of a medal?”
Gu Hanhan thought of the statue of the goddess that Monique had stolen from home and was also called the "Statue of Holy Light", so he became more sure of his inference and said to Xie Shangjun: "Although I I don't know what kind of medal the 'Holy Light Medal' is, but since it has the word 'Holy Light', it definitely can't be obtained with money and donations. There shouldn't be any medal in the Temple Religion that relies solely on money. You can buy it.”
"If you don't believe me, I can ask you now." Gu Hanhan acted resolutely, and as soon as he finished speaking, he had indeed connected to the communication of Chief Garr on the airship.
"Can you tell me, Mr. Gal," she asked, "the Temple Cult has a Medal of Holy Light, and who is it specifically used to honor?"
This question was not even common sense to Chamberlain Gall. Without thinking, he answered directly in the communication: "The Medal of Holy Light is nominated by the Congregation for the Sacraments and approved by the Cardinal. It is awarded to those who are involved in the missionary work of the Temple Church. A 'saint' who has made outstanding achievements and great contributions."
Gu Hanhan closed the communication and looked at Xie Shangjun: "Did you hear that, Mr. Xie, this is the authoritative interpretation made by the Chairman of the Deacons Department of the Temple himself. As long as you spend money to buy this medal, you will automatically be upgraded to a member of the Temple Cult." It’s a saint, it’s bound to the system, buy one get one free, you’re innocent, haha——”
"Oh, by the way, your religious advisor probably didn't tell you that the Temple Cult does not allow people to quit the religion. As long as you join the religion, you will live as a member of the Temple and die as a ghost of the Temple. This Don't even think about getting off the pirate ship in your life. If you dare to announce your separation, you will be issued a killing order and hunted down by the whole universe. Even if the Temple Cult itself has no intention of killing you, it can't stop the fact that there are many devout believers in the galaxy. Well. Then I think you don't need to think about starting a different career of your own. Just pack it up quickly, ready-made, take the 'Homeship' and quickly escape back to Earth for refuge. You no longer have to worry about the universe. It’s so big, I want to see it, I’m so sad and troubled, no matter how big the universe is, it won’t matter to you for the rest of your life.”
Xie Shangjun jumped up in anger and felt deeply insulted.
"A cult! A complete cult! Why hasn't this cult ended yet?"
"That's right!" Gu Hanhan himself is also a "religious", so he has a close sympathies with me, the stick son of the earth's drug tyrant, and he agreed: "Anyway, if you don't want to join this kind of "no entry, no exit" kind of thing, Those who insist on making you join are all cults! Cults! Sooner or later they will be swept into the dustbin of history!"
Then she advised Xie Shangjun: "However, this should not be the intention of the higher-ups of the Temple Cult. It should be your religious advisor who made his own decision. If the Temple Cult wanted to plot against you, it would not be this way, and the Temple Cult has always tried its best to avoid it. Conflict or even contact with people on Earth, especially with a sensitive identity like yours, is to avoid touching the bottom line of the principle of two worlds and causing unnecessary turmoil in the universe. But it is different for those temple monks who are making money all over the universe. In order to donate and They dare to do anything and sell anything to gain the political capital that makes them so successful in the Holy See. He happens to be your religious advisor, and you happen to have such a need, so he takes the risk and deceives you into becoming a religious believer. In short, he will first get you Let’s get into the trap. When the established fact is established, the temple will have to hold its nose and admit it, and it has to award a medal. We can’t let the believers down with their devotion at the risk of the collapse of their faith. Then how can we lead the team in the future?”
Xie Shangjun's face turned red and he was so stimulated that he lost his grace and cursed loudly: "Liars! Villains! Hooligans! These religious hooligans are simply worse than robbers!"
"Don't be angry, Mr. Xie. Didn't you get tricked in the end? The Temple Cult eats your food, drinks your food, and uses your righteousness to lead you into the ditch. In the end, he still speaks plausibly and is more righteous than anyone else." There are many, you are far from the first victim." Gu Hanhan pressed Xie Shangjun's shoulder to comfort him, "Just be happy, the person you met is just a hooligan, and he is not even a hooligan. , this kind of monk who is as poor as a dog and travels the universe with just one mouth to trick people into boarding a pirate ship is just a little bastard in the skin of a priest. If you don't fall for his trick, just beat him up and throw him out. That's it. Seriously, you are going to meet those big gangsters in the Temple Cult. If they want to trick you, you won't even have the chance to say no. You will have to rush people to trick you. There is no trick. You will be embarrassed to live without yourself——"
Gu Hanhan ran away from the spaceship with his mouth full and vented his anger, then stopped in time and turned back and said: "In short, if you want to blame it, you have a physique that attracts bees and butterflies, while others attract peach blossoms." , you are recruiting religious hooligans, lions and tigers will swoop up together with flies and bugs. Don’t blame society once or twice. There is still a long way to go. Tang Monk meat must be Tang Monk meat. Self-awareness, who makes us too good?"
However, Young Master Xie still cannot understand the profound philosophical thinking of "Tang Monk's Self-consciousness", and he does not want to accept the sad reality of the universe that "excellence will be cheated, and cheating will last forever", so he was rejected by Gu Hanhan After being comforted, he became even more unhappy and listless and didn't want to talk.
When Gu Hanhan saw that the usually high-spirited Young Master Xie had turned into a frost-beaten eggplant and a canine lying in the nest, Gu Hanhan suddenly became more maternal, and continued to carry forward his style, comforting Young Master Xie, and wanted to make him laugh——
"Master Xie, hey, I say Master Xie, if you are really dissatisfied with Uncle Xie and insist on starting your own business, then there is a way. I think you can completely empty out Huanyu's medicine from the warehouse and sell it on your own. Give it to aliens, or you can change your career to sell souvenirs. If not, you can also work as a black tour guide, a black intermediary, and join the revolutionary party to support organizations such as the Temple Liberator who have not yet been declared a cult or have already The cult organization that was declared a cult but was rehabilitated once again passed on information and used it as a cover-up. In short, it’s the industries that the universe thinks you, the Earthling, should be working in. Let’s look for it from those industries, shall we—”
Xie Shangjun smiled at Gu Hanhan as he wished, but he smiled like he was forcing a girl into prostitution, and after he finished laughing, he looked at Gu Hanhan without saying anything.
Gu Hanhan saw that Mr. Xie was almost crying after being comforted by him, so he had no choice but to shut up.
Secretary Qian witnessed from the sidelines that "Little Chief Manager Xie" of "Lao Chairman Xie's" family was greatly traumatized. The little girl who was always chattering tirelessly also became dumbfounded. Thank you, General Manager" for your guidance.
She said: "Shang Jun, don't be depressed and think that you have nothing to do in your life. Han Han is right, why do you have to steal the jobs of the people in the universe? There are not many industries that we people on earth cannot explore, develop and carry forward. Your business is not that your ancestors sold medicines. If you sell medicines yourself, it is not considered a business. Whether you can start your own business depends on whether you have a keen eye. For example, there is a ready-made business for you to do. We just talked to The targeted training project discussed by Gu Hanhan is a career that is worth your efforts. Think about it, if you succeed in this matter, the targeted training education you cooperate with can take root and bloom everywhere in the entire universe. What a meaningful undertaking that will be. It is not only great, but also has a profound impact. This will be a success for a hundred years and will be beneficial for thousands of years. Your names may be included in textbooks in the future."
However, no matter how good Secretary Qian's chicken blood is, it can win over the earthly girl but cannot win over the worried second generation of the family. As the saying goes, "Achievements come in a hundred years, and benefits come in a thousand years." This means that in the past few decades, there was often no benefit, and there was even a high possibility of having to endure hardships and hide one's identity and fame. Such a career is like planting trees for future generations to enjoy. It's okay for you to let Mr. Xie hold a concurrent job, but if you want to treat it as a lifelong career and dedicate yourself to it, all you want to do all day long is to dominate the world and make Xie a star in the galaxy. How can the young master continue to struggle?
But Aunt Qian had to give her face, so Xie Shangjun forced a smile and raised the glass, but what he swallowed was a mouthful of bitter wine.
The wine made me sad, and Young Master Xie felt much better. His eyes swept over the faces of the people sitting at the table, ready to start another topic to heighten the atmosphere at the banquet. When his eyes fell on Zheng Wenwen next to Gu Hanhan, his heart moved and he couldn't help but asked with a smile: "Hanhan, you came to eat my meal today, do you have anything else to discuss with me?"
