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There was no surprise. Ten seconds after the other party received Anthony’s physical examination report, the other party immediately applied for a return. Because it had not been shipped yet, Taobao immediately accepted the application. No matter how flattering Gu Hanhan tried to redeem him, there was no response from the other party. Gu Hanhan watched helplessly as the huge sum of six million flew away after she took it for a while. Her vision went dark and she fell directly into Anthony's arms - even if she wasn't fainted yet, she was almost there.
Gaining and losing again is the most unbearable blow for human beings. Gu Hanhan lay limply in Anthony's arms, not wanting to say a word. Anthony peeled and seeded the last grape and cut it in half. He ate half of it himself and fed the other half into Gu Hanhan's mouth.
"Stop dreaming about selling me to pay off the credit card. That's impossible." Anthony said, "Maybe as a native of the earth, you can't understand what the earth reserve volume you use every day is. hard currency."
"Do you know how many slaves with good health and good looks can be bought for 10,000 earth dollars in the slave market of Lighthouse Star? I tell you it is a hundred. Even though slaves with superpowers are relatively expensive, they can meet your needs. . But no one in the universe would spend a penny to buy a superpower who is about to die. The only people in this universe who would squander the earth's reserve coupons without taking it seriously are the natives of the earth. But I believe that any aboriginal I won’t be so whimsical as to spend money to buy me from you.”
"Except for indigenous people and diplomats, anyone who enters the earth must pay an environmental compensation tax. Even the cheapest commercial tourist area costs 5,000 yuan for three days. This price is enough for an indigenous person from the earth to go to the cosmic city in space orbit. Live there until you die. Who do you think on earth would do such a thing?
"No one will do it, whoever does it will be a fool..." Gu Hanhan groaned, "I am just a fool, pure and simple!"
"Don't say that." Anthony smiled, "If you take good care of me, maybe one day I will recover from my illness, and you will become a genius in a second."
"Then I have no choice but to comfort myself like this. You can't sell it anyway." Gu Hanhan said feebly, "I really don't know why I was fooled by lard, or what kind of ecstasy soup you poured into me. How did I So I just bought you?"
"You are not blinded by lard, but you have indeed been fed psychedelic soup. Not by me, but by yourself. I just didn't stop you." Anthony said seriously.
"What?" Gu Hanhan's belly jumped up, and he stood on the ground and stared at Anthony. His meaning was very clear - please explain to me clearly what the situation is.
"The wine you ordered that day contained high-strength hallucinogens. You drank so much, to be honest, it's not surprising that you sold yourself out."
Gu Hanhan was stunned: "It's impossible, isn't it said to be safe and harmless?"
"It seems that you habitually lack common sense, or the natives of the earth are very naive in this regard." Anthony shook his head and said, "Safe and harmless means that it will not make you addicted or cause sequelae. The wine you drank that day, LSD It’s marked 0-16. It’s safe and harmless only with the 0 in the front and the 16 in the back representing the strength of the hallucinogen. 16 degrees is already quite high among level 0 hallucinogens.”
"The hateful alien guy, Sister Meng is here!" Gu Hanhan jumped three feet high and said angrily: "Sister will go to the Space City Administration Bureau to complain and be shut down by them! You dare to defraud your sister of your money, I don't want to Live!"
Anthony slapped his forehead and sighed: "Sister, you can't be so repetitive. When they refused to sell to you at the beginning, you threatened to complain to the Universe City Administration Bureau and they shut them down. That's why you later signed a contract with them that was a loss of rights and an insult to the country. The contract deals with defective products at a special price. In this situation, how can you still have the nerve to come to our door? I have to say, sister, you must be really mentally strong."
"Have I ever done this?" Gu Hanhan stood there looking at Anthony and asked with some suspicion. She really couldn't remember the details of what happened that night. But even if what Anthony said is true, it doesn't matter. The so-called unscrupulous girl will only be reasonable when it is beneficial to herself. Gu Hanhan waved his hand arrogantly: "I don't care, I will file a complaint against them anyway. The contract they tricked me into signing while under the influence of hallucinogens is invalid!"
Anthony wanted to say, "I didn't lie to you at all. You asked to be lied to yourself." However, it seemed pointless to argue with an unscrupulous girl like Gu Hanhan about moral matters, so he simply got to the point: "Do you have any evidence? You Can the quarantine report at the entry and exit quarantine prove that you were delirious at the time? No, if the amount of hallucinogens in your body exceeds the standard equivalent, you should not be able to enter the country, but in fact you got in successfully."
Gu Hanhan was stunned. Her quarantine results at that time were indeed very normal. The staff sister who came to the window as usual mistakenly thought that she was eating a drink originating from the earth in orbit.
"Wenwen's quarantine results are close to the mark," she said.
"But it's you who signed the contract and paid the money."
Gu Hanhan became anxious and said with bared teeth, "Looking at the club's ledger will definitely prove that I drank too much at that time!"
"This is the most stupid thing about you in this matter. Why did you accept the offer of free consumption that night? If you don't know that the free purchase is not included in the account?" Anthony said contemptuously, "There is no record, you let Universe City How does the administration check?”
Gu Hanhan was immediately dumbfounded: "Then there's nothing we can do?"
Anthony smiled: "Dear master, I have to say that as an unscrupulous girl, you still have a long way to go in terms of the basic skills of deception and deception."
Seeing Anthony's triumphant smile and listening to his role-playing words of "my master", Gu Hanhan suddenly felt angry and jealous.
"I'll contact the agency to rent you out right now! No matter whether it's a pervert, a lunatic or a black-hearted shop, as long as you pay, everything will be fine!" Gu Hanhan threatened Anthony fiercely.
She turned her backpack upside down and threw it on the floor, rummaging through all the messy girls' little bits and pieces: "Where did the tour guide go when he left me the agency's business card?"
Anthony slapped his forehead: "Even if you are angry, there is no need to be like this, right? Gu Hanhan, why can't you even find the point of the threat?"
"I'm not threatening you!" Gu Hanhan said with a serious face, "The focus now is to earn 7,100 yuan before August 10th to pay off my credit card no matter what!"
"It's just seven thousand yuan, it can't be counted as a thing at all. I think our focus now is-"
Gu Hanhan sneered: "A mere seven thousand yuan is nothing, so can you help me earn this mere seven thousand one hundred yuan first!"
"No problem, my dear master."
"Are you withered? I knew that a beautiful guy like you would only brag - what did you just say, no problem?" Gu Hanhan came to his senses and screamed immediately.
"It's no problem."
"Before August 10th?"
"Of course." Under the expectant gaze of the unscrupulous girl, Anthony nodded like a savior.
"Lie to Kangxi"
"Long live!" Gu Hanhan was so excited that he rushed over, protected Anthony's waist, and said angrily: "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
Anthony looked innocent: "Shouldn't it be you, as the master, who summoned me first, and then ordered with a cold face: "'Hey, Anthony, go and earn one thousand two hundred dollars before the 10th and give it to me. If you can't do that, you'll have to wait for the little whip to serve you and you won't have any food! '? "
Gu Hanhan almost fainted: Anthony, can you stop being so eager to role-play? His acting skills are obviously terrible!
"Uh...I'll definitely work hard next time..." Gu Hanhan blinked and said, "Then when will you start earning that one thousand two hundred yuan? If you start now, I will definitely bring steak to feed you tomorrow! "
"I'm not doing it for food, my dear master. To be honest, being busy with such a vulgar thing as money is purely out of my infinite loyalty to you, my dear master!"
Handsome man, please stop acting. Your acting skills are more than 10,000 light years behind mine. Was the big bag of food I just had for dogs?
Anthony glanced at the time, then solemnly helped Gu Hanhan tidy up his appearance, and asked Matthew to bring him the clothes he wore when going out.
"Let's go out now," Anthony said, "Gu Hanhan, have you brought any money? I need you to pay two hundred yuan first."
"Can't you be a white wolf with nothing?"
"Gu Hanhan, can you stop focusing on deception and deception? You should realize that any profit must be invested first. Even gambling requires capital!"
"Are we going to gamble?" Gu Hanhan chased after Anthony and said excitedly, "Why didn't I remember that your super power can be used for gambling? It doesn't matter how much money you want, I'll swipe my credit card."
Anthony looked back at Gu Hanhan, and then sighed deeply: "Using superpowers to gamble is the most shameless behavior of people with superpowers - well, even if I can be shameless for you, no casino will let people with superpowers Entering the door. So, Miss Gu Hanhan, you should brush up on your common sense when you have time."
"Are you going to speculate in stock futures? There are no rules that prohibit superpowers and dogs from entering, and you can make money as fast as gambling."
"The losses are as fast as gambling," Anthony said. "The superpowers who can make waves in the stock and futures industry are purely intellectual. I'm sorry, but I am a muscle."
"Okay, so where do muscle-type superpowers usually make trouble?"
Anthony: "Space battlefield——"
Gu Hanhan: "...Is there any low-end one?"
Anthony: "Simulated space battlefield."
Gu Hanhan: "...Handsome guy, how about I rent you out on a daily basis? At least I can make up the minimum repayment."
"I'm not kidding, I'm serious. The King of Mecha Championship is a competition held jointly by the gaming industry and the military of various countries every summer. You should know about it, right?"
"It's so risky, so risky, I almost became a card slave." Seeing the number on the credit card reset to zero with a "click", Gu Hanhan was shocked and sighed, "Without you, I would have become a smuggler." I committed it." He completely forgot that the reason why he was in such miserable debt was that he was the culprit.
