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"So, you do intend to purchase the non-machine male intelligent creature with genetic number x110pt53n9g7002e as your personal property?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Mr. Manager." Before Gu Suhan could say anything, Zheng Wenwen was so dizzy and sleepy that she couldn't open her eyes because she was forced out of bed by her friend. She was filled with anger and was waiting for an opportunity to cause trouble. Be the first to speak: "If we don't plan to buy, we should be happily making love with the handsome guys in your store now. Why don't we just stay here and watch you as a fat man? You don't plan to sell. Besides, even if you sell it, we can’t buy it.”
The manager sighed again. If he wasn't worried about attracting an investigation from the Space City Management Bureau, he really wouldn't want to face these two troubled girls who looked like they were still in the rebellious stage, and they were also troubled girls from Earth. The most troublesome thing about being unruly and arrogant is that he still can't understand what people are saying. He must have a communication disorder after meeting him several times a month.
"Oh, the service industry is really not a job for humans. You will encounter all kinds of strange customers, and you have to take care of them. I must find a way to transfer him next year! I would rather go to the front line than stay here!"
With such a mood, Mr. Manager suppressed his temper, mentioned the form in his hand to Gu Hanhan, and then said to the two earth girls in as calm a tone as possible: "I noticed that on this form, Miss Gu, you Are they native to Earth?”
"Is there a problem?" Gu Hanhan frowned, "I have a citizen ID card and social code to prove it."
"No, no, no, I believe you are definitely a genuine aboriginal of the earth. You don't need to get an ID card." Mr. Manager quickly stopped Gu Hanhan from taking out his ID card from his bag and said, "I mean Yes, although the law of the universe does not prohibit the sale of slaves, and the sale of service personnel registered as "non-robotic creatures without personal rights" in the store as private slaves is also one of the important businesses that all Rose Garden stores must do, however, The only people who buy slaves here are usually tourists from countries two thousand light years away that fully recognize slavery."
"Those countries within two thousand light years that do not recognize the slavery system are at best slave traders who will go there to buy slaves, because although these countries do not recognize the slavery system itself, they are at least willing to respect the inviolability of the property rights of slave owners in other countries over their slaves. , according to this, slave traders of other countries can transport purchased slaves into customs in the name of imported animals or goods. And on Earth, unfortunately, no indigenous people on Earth have ever purchased slaves, never! You have to understand that this It doesn’t work?”
"Why not?" Gu Hanhan's eyes widened, "Could it be that we Earthlings are not allowed to buy things that everyone in the universe is eligible to buy? Mr. Manager, what you said is really too much. I have to complain to you to the Space Security Management Committee. !”
Complain, complain, you people on earth know how to complain!
Mr. Manager curled his lips in disgust and explained: "It's not impossible, it's just impracticable. Of course people on earth are qualified to buy slaves. There is no cosmic law that prohibits this. No matter who it is, as long as he can pay enough money, of course he can We can take away any slave here, but the problem is..."
Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing on the side, suddenly raised her eyebrows, "Then you mean we have no money?"
You damn, impolite little witches of the earth, can you please let me finish!
"This is not a matter of money!" Mr. Manager said impatiently, "Ladies, please allow me to be more direct. Miss Gu, if you don't have any hiking plans such as traveling around the universe recently, then I advise you to So think carefully whether it is really necessary to buy this slave."
"Because the earth you live on is the only planet in the universe that does not recognize any slavery system and does not recognize any slave materialization scheme. This means that this slave cannot be registered as cargo in the customs entry record, and It can only be one person. Then even if you buy this slave, you cannot bring him into the earth's environmental protection circle unless you are willing to pay a huge resource compensation tax for this slave. Since you can't take him away, buy him Does it still make sense?”
Gu Hanhan knew very well that aliens without earthly residence registration had to pay money as long as they entered the atmosphere, and the amount was very high. Even the cheapest trade area cost 5,000 yuan for three days, and the tourist areas and aboriginal residential areas further in , Ecological Reserve, the tax amount has increased hundreds or thousands of times, and Gu Hanhan's mother opened a hotel in the tourist area. But at this time, Gu Hanhan couldn't care so much anymore.
"What does this have to do with you?"
Gu Hanhan frowned and looked at the fat manager, and then she poked Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the table because she was too sleepy.
"Oh, have you started?" Zheng Wenwen rubbed her eyes and sat up straight, wiping her saliva.
So Gu Hanhan started first: "Don't you think you are a dog trying to get rid of a mouse, meddling in other people's business?"
Zheng Wenwen: "A dog catches a mouse, mind your own business!"
Gu Hanhan: "I'll give you money."
Zheng Wenwen: "You are a stranger."
Gu Hanhan: "It's murder and arson."
Zheng Wenwen: "It's better to travel at home."
Gu Hanhan: "I packed it up and took it home."
Zheng Wenwen: "It's better to throw it away and listen to the sound"
Gu Hanhan: "It has nothing to do with you evil slave trader!"
Zheng Wenwen: "It doesn't matter."
Gu Hanhan: "I don't have any money?"
Zheng Wenwen: "How dare you refuse the sale?"
Gu Hanhan: "Your business license is bathed in the glory of the Reserve Land Convention."
Zheng Wenwen: "The huge fine from the Universe City Administration Bureau is smiling into your pocket~"
After saying that, Zheng Wenwen lay down again.
In Mr. Manager’s mind, ten thousand grass-fed horses roared past: Whoever wants to refuse the sale is a bastard! What I'm afraid of is that you two will get so drunk tomorrow and make a fuss about returning it!
"Even if there is no Annex 10 of the Reserve Land Convention, we will not refuse to sell it. It is just a slave, not a great resource. Miss Gu wants to buy this slave. As long as she can afford the money and sign the contract, she can take it with her at any time. Let's go. But -" Mr. Manager resisted the urge to swear and tapped his fingers on the application form: "I must declare in advance that once the slaves in our store are sold, they will not be returned or exchanged, and this clause must be written into the rights transfer contract. Therefore, please, Miss Gu, please do not wait until dawn and lead the inspectors from the Space City Administration Bureau to block our gate and demand returns."
Gu Hanhan said inexplicably: "Why should I block your door and ask for a return? I worked so hard to buy it back. I'm crazy!"
Zheng Wenwen raised her head reflexively, closed her eyes and said, "Crazy."
"In this case, there is no problem. After you sign and pay, you can take the person away. Well, I'll excuse you first..." Mr. Manager immediately stood up and walked out the door. It seemed that he would not follow for a minute. These two nasty little brats from Earth stayed together.
"Hey, you haven't told me the price yet, Mr. Manager!" Gu Suhan stood up and shouted towards the manager's chubby background.
"Please talk to Ning He about the price. Anyway, it's within the scope of Annex 10 of the Reserve Land Convention. You don't have to worry too much." The fat manager said without looking back.
At the same time, he called to his female secretary: "Jennifer, bring me a cup of coffee. This damn place is so frustrating..."
"Ladies, please take a seat."
After the fat manager left, Ning He asked the two girls to sit down, "Let's talk about how many Earth Reserve coupons you should pay for this slave, Miss Gu."
"You make an offer." Gu Suhan said.
Ning He looked at the girls, judging from his eyes that had seen countless people, the bills in the pockets of the two girls in front of him would never exceed 2,000 yuan. But people should not be judged by appearance, and sea water should not be measured. Earthlings have always been difficult to figure out. Anyone who dares to clamor in a place like this that he will definitely buy a certain slave must have drunk too much, or he must have two brushes.
"Then I'm not welcome," so Ning He decided to test it out, and the lion announced a sky-high price: "Twenty thousand yuan. With 20,000 earth reserve coupons, you can go outside and get it."
Gu Suhan stood up and walked out without saying a word.
"Don't you want to buy it?" Ning He asked.
"No, the Upper Planet Space Orbital Price Management Bureau and the Space City Management Bureau complained that you violated regulations, inflated prices, and disrupted the economic order around the earth." Gu Suhan replied. She pointed to Zheng Wenwen, who was already asleep on the sofa, and said to Jack: "Please watch her, I will be back soon."
Jack quickly grabbed Gu Suhan and said, "Master, don't be anxious. The price of the nightclub is very expensive and you can negotiate. Look at me, I'll keep the price down for you." After saying that, he turned to Ning again. He said: "Hey, Brother Ning, your asking price is too outrageous. It's 20,000 yuan, but even if you walk around the entire Rose Garden, there's nothing that can sell for that price. I know the market, and the auction price of the club next door is only Fourteen thousand."
"That's not what you said, Brother Jack." Ning He skillfully manipulated the expression on his face and said: "We are all new arrivals today. If we don't sell it to this young lady, we can work for at least three years, even for one day. It’s only 150, which means 54,750 yuan for 365 days in a year, and 164,250 yuan for three years. I haven’t even counted the leap year yet! Plus the cost and transportation..."
Jack sneered: "Prisoners of war have a ridiculous cost. Why don't you include the military expenses of this US-European war?"
"Okay," Ning He spread his hands, "Brother Jack, you are an expert. The cost and freight will not be counted with this Miss Gu. The change will be wiped off for you. According to the industry regulations, it is only 16,000 for one-tenth of the price." ”
"You really know how to count!" Jack yelled in a fuss: "How about paying back sixteen thousand yuan? How can one day be one hundred and fifty? In a few days, there may not be fifty one day."
"None of us can say anything about this, can we?" Jack shrugged. "So there should be at least a compromise."
"Okay, 3,000 yuan off. 13,000 yuan." Ning He gave in happily.
"In the past few years, haven't you spent money to feed this person?" Jack continued to fight, "Everything is expensive in the earth's orbit. In addition to medical expenses, the capitation fee charged by the Space City Management Bureau, and the Health Bureau The quarantine fees collected, the transaction tax collected by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the Public Security Bureau collected..."
"Okay, okay, Brother Jack, you won't leave us a way to survive." Ning He said with a heartbroken expression, "For your sake, I will reduce it by another thousand yuan, or 12,000 yuan. Miss Gu, I am But it’s a good price.”
Jack turned to look at Gu Hanhan: "Master, the honest price is 12,000, what do you think?"
Gu Hanhan felt very uncomfortable. Although she really doesn't understand the market here, at least she still understands her wallet.
The asking price was 20,000 yuan, and the counteroffer was 12,000 yuan, which was a 40% reduction. It sounds very good, but since she really doesn't have the twelve thousand, then good must be wrong, and the price with conscience can only be the price with black heart.
"I have to buy this man. What, the price is too high and I can't afford it? Then please lower it to a level I can afford."
The above is all Gu Suhan's logic tonight. In order to achieve this goal, she was willing to go all out and do whatever she wanted.
Ning He looked at Gu Suhan's face and said, "Aren't you satisfied with this price? How about you give me a price?"
"Yes, how much can you offer?" Jack said at the side, "If the gap is not big, I will help you fight for it."
Gu Hanhan sneered slightly, opened his mouth and cut in half: "Five thousand yuan."
"Five thousand..." Ning He looked like he was about to faint and shouted, "Miss Gu, how could you do this!"
"Yes, you really can't buy a new one at this price, unless it's possible to take customers for more than half a year." Jack beat the drum on the side and said, "Can you add more? Why don't you find someone else or just don't buy it at all."
