Test, please refresh, welcome to join our friend group, please enter 1 for knocking, and 2 for consultation... Jack greeted with a smile: "Brother Ning, it's really slow today, how long will it take, the two ladies are waiting impatiently. .www..org”
Ning He said with a smile: "Newcomers are new to the sea and don't understand the rules. They have to be taught everything on the spot, which inevitably delays a little time. Please forgive me, ladies. After a while, I selected suitable men and asked them to have a few more drinks with the ladies to make amends. Oh. , there are already two groups queuing up outside, if ladies are in a hurry, you can call them in first to take a look."
Zheng Wenwen held a drink in her hand and smiled at Ning He and said, "Don't worry, it will be the same if you talk to me. Besides, we haven't ordered wine yet, so we don't have to drink it when we come in."
"The ladies haven't ordered any drinks yet?" Ning He glanced at Jack in surprise.
"She's the indigenous lady of Earth." Jack said, and winked at Ning He.
"Yes, they are all alien wines that I have never drunk before," Zheng Wenwen complained as she flipped through the drink list: "And it's written in a mess. What are the ingredients of LSD, the alcohol equivalent, and the prices are about the same. I don't know where to start. Come on, you can't order everything, right? I know that some of the drinks in places like yours are simply soft drugs."
"Well, let me help the lady take a look." Ning He walked to Zheng Wenwen, bent down, put one hand on the back of Zheng Wenwen's chair, pointed to the labels on the wine list in her hand, and explained in a magnetic voice: " Wine is something that stimulates the human body and nerves, making people more excited, more sensitive, and more intoxicated. The ingredients of wine produced on different planets are very complex, and the mechanisms of stimulating people are also different. It is difficult to Explanation of meaning classification. In order for customers to understand, the stimulating intensity of wine will be converted into alcohol. You see, this is easy to understand. One alcohol equivalent is equivalent to one degree of alcohol, and thirty-six alcohol equivalents is equivalent to thirty-six degrees. liquor……"
Ning He's breath gently blew the hair around Zheng Wenwen's ears when she spoke, making her heart itch. She grabbed Ning He's slender fingers and said, "The alcohol content is no problem. I You can drink fifty-three degrees, but the alcohol equivalent here doesn’t seem to be high. But, which one should I choose?”
"As you like."
"Then it seems that we should choose the wine with the highest price. Because the higher the price, the higher the quality." Zheng Wenwen pointed to the data and said with a smile.
"That's right," Ning He lowered his head and kissed Zheng Wenwen's fingertips gently, "You are very beautiful, dear lady.
"You are also very handsome." Zheng Wenwen responded happily, and then touched Ning He's lips, "Let me take a look, the wine priced at 99 yuan is... four, five, six..."
"No, no, no, I suggest you choose this bottle - Spring of the Swan Castle," Ning He gently pressed his chin on Zheng Wenwen's shoulder, "The same alcohol content has twice the effect of LSD. It can not only strengthen The feel and taste are very good, suitable for young ladies..."
The Spring of Castle Neuschwanstein is produced on the planet Black Eye Lake. It sells for 99 yuan for 750 ml. It is a sweet wine brewed from a berry produced only locally. It has an alcohol equivalent of 80, a cumulative gene percentage equivalent of 0003, and a metabolic half-life of 20 in the human body. Minutes, LSD grade 0-16...
There is such a parameter description attached to the back of the wine, but as a high school graduate who often fails chemistry exams, Zheng Wenwen only really understands the alcohol equivalent of 80. But Zheng Wenwen, who was fascinated by the handsome Mama Sang, glanced at the explanation and waved to Gu Hanhan and asked loudly: "Can you have 8-degree fruit wine, Hanhan? Only ordinary beer. It’s just a degree.”
Gu Suhan raised his head and said unconvinced: "Of course I can! Don't look down on others."
"Okay, then it's the Spring of Swan Lake. I'd say at least eight bottles, Hanhan... count her four bottles, so let's get a dozen first..."
"Wait a minute," Gu Hanhan asked uneasily, "what is LSD?"
"Safe hallucinogens," Ning He turned around and gave Gu Hanhan a sweet smile, "can enhance the sexual experience."
"Will it be addictive?"
"Of course not," Ning He said sincerely, "Safe means non-toxic and harmless without any side effects. Look at the LSD classification, 0 means the safest and the hazard level is 0."
"Doesn't it have any effect on the original genes?" One of the unscrupulous girls who entered the alien shop for the first time asked in a cautious spirit: "I heard that eating alien food will produce xenobiotics." The accumulation of genes will affect the original genes, will there be any problems with the things you have here?"
"The cumulative gene equivalent per kilogram is... org Miss Gu, what is your genetic integrity?"
Gu Hanhan puffed up his chest subconsciously and said confidently: "Between 99993 and 99997, it will never be less than four nines."
"Perfect data." Ning He exclaimed, "The reservation is that no matter which wine you choose, it will not have any impact on your body."
"Okay, just that swan."
After deciding on wine, I ordered a lot of fruit snacks from all over the universe at Ning He's suggestion. Because we only choose the expensive ones but not the right ones, even though there are a lot of things, the total gene percentage equivalent is only 001.
The waiter bowed and exited. Ning He tapped his palm, and the door opened. A group of men filed in, walked to the wall opposite Gu Suhan and stood up. There were about twenty of them, ranging in age from twenty to thirty-five. These men all wore shirts and trousers, with the shirts unbuttoned just enough to expose their collarbones.
Gu Suhan immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: "Didn't you say that uniforms are tempting? Why are they not wearing military uniforms?"
"That's right, why don't you wear a military uniform!" Zheng Wenwen asked immediately.
"Ladies, I guarantee that all the men in our store are enemy prisoners of war who were gloriously captured by the great Mars Empire in all the previous cosmic wars," the foreman explained with a wry smile, "However, if we openly allow these If former soldiers wear the uniforms they wore before they were captured, it will inevitably trigger severe protests from the relevant countries and even provoke an unnecessary war. So, please understand this."
"But it's okay in private." Jack whispered to them. "In the dressing room in the next bedroom, you can find any kind of uniform. Just bring people in and seduce them however you want."
Uh...well, your propaganda is really great!
After reluctantly accepting the store's explanation, Gu Suhan looked at the men waiting in line in front of them with some surprise. This was her first time choosing a man, and it felt particularly exciting.
The men were all in good shape, with broad shoulders and broad chests, and extremely straight backs. As expected, their buttocks and legs were long and perky as Jack said. Their looks have their own characteristics, but they are not the kind of handsome men who cannot distinguish between male and female, and the aura of male hormones is quite strong.
When the two girls were looking at the men, Jack approached them and chatted with them about the rules of bartending in nightclub rooms.
"Guests will ask for a sommelier when they enter a private room. Generally, in any better restaurant, there will be more than a thousand sommeliers. If the guest does not specify who he wants, all the empty guests will be asked to line up and enter the room for the guest to choose. . A group of twenty people. If you like it, stay. If you can't choose, go out and let the next group come in. Keep choosing until you are satisfied."
"As for the price, it mainly depends on the store. Big stores are of course more expensive, and small stores are cheaper. At a level like the Eagle Sauce Club, the price of a bartender is fifteen yuan, charged by the hour. The main thing is to drink Drink and play games. If you want to buy out all the attendants, each waiter will need to add 100 yuan. As long as you don’t leave the private room, it will be fine. If you take it out, you will need to add 50 yuan."
"Miss Gu, how are you? Do you like anyone in this group?" Ning He, who had been teased and teased by Zheng Wenwen, stood beside Gu Suhan at some point and asked with a smile.
"Uh... not bad..." Gu Hanhan was startled and said hesitantly, "But... I'm not very impressed!"
"They are all very nice young men. Look at the tall guy in the middle. He looks so cute." Ning He enthusiastically promoted, "Would you like to stay and give us a try?"
Gu Suhan looked at it and thought that the foreman's words were a bit exaggerated, so he shook his head decisively and said no.
Ning He smiled slightly and waved for the next group to come in.
Jack leaned his head over and said in a low voice: "Master, you must watch a few more groups. Nightclub foremans like to put their best men in the group area at the back. No accident, the first few groups are all the goods for the show." .”
Gu Suhan thought to herself: Why didn't you tell me earlier that your sister would be deceived because of your love? Fortunately, I have a keen eye and know how to follow my feelings - this is my first time coming out, so I don’t want to take advantage of it! I don’t want anyone who’s not handsome, I don’t want someone who’s not tall, I don’t want anyone with a bad figure, I don’t want anyone with dull skin, I don’t want anyone with no sparkle in my eyes, and most importantly, I definitely don’t want anyone who doesn’t feel anything!
So, Gu Hanhan was picky in every possible way. He looked at seventeen groups in a row and saw more than three hundred people, but no one was left behind. No matter how enthusiastically Ning He sells "This flaxen-haired gentleman is said to have been a school captain", or "The third one on the left is the army bodybuilding champion who won Ogra's, and his figure is quite extraordinary", Or "Would you like to experience the feeling of weightlessness? This Space Fleet's Shooting King can satisfy you", etc., etc., etc., could not tempt Gu Suhan.
When he saw the eighteenth group, Ning He's face turned green no matter how good-tempered he was. He pulled his men over one by one, like pulling out a series of radishes. He roughly pulled their hair, brought their faces under Gu Suhan's eyes, and asked repeatedly: "Is this okay? Is this okay? Is this okay? Isn't it still okay? What about this... "Gu Suhan felt that the foreman's speaking speed could really make him do TV shopping.
Zheng Wenwen laughed and mocked her good gay friend: "Hey, you guy, couldn't you have confused visiting a nightclub with finding a boyfriend?"
"To you, there's no difference between the two, right?" Gu Suhan blinked and said, "Anyway, you just throw it away after use."
"That's not true. When I look for a boyfriend, I need to talk about feelings. When I go to a nightclub, I just need to give him money."
"That means that in addition to hurting your ex-boyfriends' a**, you also hurt their feelings, and you haven't paid."
Zheng Wenwen: "..."
Gu Hanhan, in his prime, drank a whole glass of wine in one breath, and then said to Ning He quite coldly: "Please go to the next group, Mr. Shopping Guide."
The author has something to say: Give me the stupid role of the king.
