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Zheng Wenwen blinked her big eyes and said with an innocent face, "I mentally support you in confronting your Ms. Li Shufen, if it works. But, what did you buy? You actually swiped your credit card, and... It’s more than 7,000 yuan.”
"This is exactly what I want to ask you, okay?" Gu Hanhan put his hands on his hips, "What happened to me yesterday? It's all your fault for getting me drunk. I can't even remember what I did until now."
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: "Actually, I'm drunk too. Are you sure I was the one who poured it on you?"
"Who else could it be besides you?" Gu Hanhan rolled his eyes at Zheng Wenwen and said painfully, "It's not just the credit card. There's not a penny left in my wallet. I have no memory of what I bought!"
Zheng Wenwen had a strange look on her face. She took out her wallet, opened it and showed it to Gu Hanhan: "Actually, two hundred yuan was missing from my wallet. When I woke up today, I only had some change left..."
"Did we really meet someone from Jie Dao? Or it was a fairy dance!" Gu Hanhan took a breath, "What can I buy for eight thousand yuan? Is this money enough to play in Universe City for a lifetime? That's it. It doesn’t cost 8,000 yuan to buy a big living person, right?”
"No, I have to call the police now. There must be something wrong here! No wonder I felt weird when I woke up early in the morning. It turned out that I was deceived by the hateful alien! Wenwen, do you remember which store we went to last night? No? Or I went to more than one. If there are more, I have to make a list and give it to the police uncle..." Gu Hanhan said as he was about to make a phone call.
"Wait a minute..." Zheng Wenwen stopped Gu Hanhan, pressed her head and recalled, "Don't worry, Hanhan, I seem to have an impression that you did buy something."
"What is it?" Gu Hanhan asked expectantly.
Zheng Wenwen thought about it carefully for a while, shook her head and said, "I can't remember. I just remember that I was already asleep and you pulled me up to help you negotiate the price! With a very fat and cheerful manager, in His office. Oh, I remembered, that nightclub was called Eagle Sauce Club, and the waiters were quite manly."
Fat manager, Eagle Sauce Club, waiter, these keywords were like a key, popping open the keyhole in Gu Hanhan's mind, and his chaotic and dark consciousness suddenly lit up——
"Nima, I actually bought a man!"
Gu Hanhan jumped up, grabbed Zheng Wenwen and ran downstairs: "Come on, fight with me, I have to ask them to refund my money!"
Zheng Wenwen was dragged out of the door staggeringly by Gu Hanhan. While adjusting her steps, she kept taunting Gu Hanhan: "Nani, you said you actually bought a man? Oh my God, what's wrong with this world? Is this still the Gu Hanhan I know? "
"Other people's eighteenth birthday is just to sleep with a man, and it's great to sleep with an expensive one. Gu Hanhan, you are awesome, you bought the man directly. An aborigine of the earth, without any self-interested motives, does not hesitate to She owes a huge amount of money but has to take out all the money in her pocket, including her friends' money, to buy an alien she can't bring back to Earth. What kind of spirit is this?!"
"Hey, it's true that people cannot be judged by their appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Gu Hanhan, I have known you for eighteen years, and I have never found that your image is so glorious and tall. It has been eighteen years, and I have never been impressed by you. . But this time, I’m convinced, you’re still awesome—you’re so awesome, don’t return it!”
Gu Hanhan said nothing, pursed his lips and rushed forward. Yes, in all her life, she has never been so passive in a quarrel with Zheng Wenwen, but in all her life, she has never done anything so heartless, right? Anger, regret, fear, and all kinds of indescribable emotions were all twisted into a knot in Gu Hanhan's heart. Thousands of words turned into one: I want to return it.
He rushed out of the community, hailed a floating taxi at the door, jumped in and headed straight to the nearest bus station that bound for the space track. There happened to be an airship departing from the bus station. After getting on board, everyone in the airship looked at them.
Nothing else, the way Gu Hanhan dressed up Zheng Wenwen was really abnormal. If you look at the left, you can see Gu Hanhan's pajamas and slippers. On the right, you can see Zheng Wenwen's slippers and pajamas. That's it. The slippers were hurriedly stepped on by Zheng Wenwen before Gu Hanhan pulled them out. They all had messy hair on their heads, as if they had been driven out of the room by a bear.
Therefore, although people are orbiting the sky during the day, the sight of them is still quite impressive. Gu Hanhan showed the demeanor of a top expert and just pretended that the eyes that fell on him did not exist. He sat in his seat with a proud look on his face.
Gu Hanhan contacted Anthony through the Skynet system and asked him to immediately find a shuttle to wait for her at the space station. Anthony was quite surprised by Gu Hanhan's communication, but before he could speak, Gu Hanhan ruthlessly cut off the signal. After that, Gu Hanhan hugged his shoulders and leaned on the seat, closing his eyes motionless as if communicating with God.
"What are you doing?" Zheng Wenwen poked Gu Hanhan.
"I'm drafting..." Gu Hanhan said quietly without opening his eyes.
"Hit the belly, hahaha..." Zheng Wenwen chuckled, "That's a sign of declining combat effectiveness. When did we need to beat the belly and fuck the scum? Sister, be more confident!"
"It's not that I'm not confident," Gu Hanhan shook his head, "I just remembered that I seemed to have signed a contract promising never to return anything."
Zheng Wenwen was stunned for a moment, then got angry: "Then why are we going to humiliate ourselves? Even the police officers won't pay attention to us!"
"I have to go back and give it a try. What if my little universe breaks out?"
"You should be more realistic in expecting their manager to be mentally retarded."
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Coming out of the sky station, from a distance, he could see Anthony standing among a group of tour guides who stood out from the crowd. Zheng Wenwen poked Gu Hanhan with her elbow and whispered: "Is that the man you bought yesterday? He looks good, tall, with a great figure, and an amazing temperament. More importantly, his face is really satisfying. fantasy--"
"No matter how fanciful your face is, once it is labeled with eight thousand earth reserve coupons, it will be enough to disillusion you." Gu Hanhan said seriously.
As soon as Zheng Wenwen saw that Anthony was a handsome guy, she immediately changed her rhetoric: "Don't be so materialistic. People must have spiritual pursuits in life. I think you are not necessarily losing money if you spend eight thousand yuan to buy this man. This man is definitely a first-class man. If the earth gives me a chance to meet him, I will definitely catch him."
"Okay, I'll give you a chance. You don't have to chase me. I'll just transfer it to you at a 20% discount."
"Uh... let's discuss how to get rid of him."
As the two girls chatted about their tricky return, the goods had their keen sense of smell picking up on them. Anthony waved to them from a distance and smiled charmingly. When the two girls walked up to her and he saw their outfits clearly, the corners of his charming smile couldn't help but twitch.
"Dear Master, your dress is really special today, you have a kind of lazy beauty." Anthony praised accurately, "And Miss Zheng is also——"
"You're welcome, Mr. Anthony. In fact, we are here today to return the goods, so you don't have to waste time praising us. Just try your best to act like a defective product that will be returned."
After saying this, Gu Hanhan walked past Anthony with his head held high and went straight to the shuttle behind him. She didn't even look at Anthony - not to show the pride and momentum of Miss Gu, but because she really didn't have the courage to look. No woman would be able to look at a handsome handsome guy like Anthony without dazzling him.
Don't think that Gu Hanhan's concentration is much stronger than Zheng Wenwen. The duo of unscrupulous girls are almost the same in terms of moral conscience, aesthetic sentiment, and willpower. Zheng Wenwen was tempted, and Gu Hanhan was naturally tempted too. The reason why Zheng Wenwen could stand and talk without pain in her back, but Gu Hanhan couldn't even think about it, was simply because Gu Hanhan was under pressure from the serious consequences of not being able to pay off more than 7,000 yuan in credit card debt as scheduled. So Gu Hanhan didn't dare to look at Anthony at all. She was afraid that when she saw his face or his body, she would retreat just like Zheng Wenwen.
Making trouble unreasonably requires morale!
Morale cannot be discouraged!
Anthony was stunned for a moment when he heard the word "defective product", as if he was very unaccustomed to this kind of comment, and then he couldn't help but curl up the corner of his mouth, showing a faint smile. After laughing, he quickly caught up.
Anthony did not find the shuttle driver in advance, and he was not going to find one now. Instead, he got into the cockpit by himself. The shuttle left the parking space with a "whoosh" sound like an arrow of light, cutting through the dark curtain of space, and shot towards the rose-shaped space building in front of it at an incredibly high speed. And even though it was flying at ultra-high speed, the shuttle did not have any jitter or noise.
"Wow, it feels so good. I have never been on such a fast shuttle," Zheng Wenwen patted her chest and struck up a conversation with the handsome guy in her usual style. "Have you ever learned to drive before? Are you a fighter pilot?"
"I have never been a fighter pilot," Anthony replied casually: "But the structure of this civilian shuttle is not complicated, and the operation is also very simple. You can fly it just by looking at it, so there is no need to learn it?"
You can drive it just by looking at it, no need to learn anything? What about the ultra-low passing rate of less than 5% for the annual driving license test? Handsome guy, with one sentence you instantly killed the nearly 10 million driving license candidates in the 30,000 driving schools on our planet every year.
"Handsome, you are very noble and cool," Zheng Wenwen said with a smile, "Can I interview you about how you feel about being returned as a defective product?"
"I believe that even if it is a defective product, with the help of my dear owner, it will become a top-notch collection," Anthony glanced at Miss Gu Hanhan, who was sitting silently by the window looking at the stars pretending to be a big-tailed wolf. With a pun, he said, "As for returns, I firmly believe that will not become a reality." 166 Reading Network
