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Zheng Wenwen: "There are people."
Gu Hanhan: "No one has the right."
Zheng Wenwen: "Those who are not loyal to the emperor will not be given food."
Gu Hanhan: "Anyone who doesn't believe in the goddess will be burned to death."
Zheng Wenwen: "That is the paradise of the Milky Way."
Gu Hanhan: "That is a paradise for mankind."
Zheng Wenwen: "I will give you my life and blood first."
Gu Hanhan: "My goddess Gaia and my emperor."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong," Zheng Wenwen clapped her hands and ended the duet of the 'Unscrupulous Girl Duo' duel with a series of "wrong".
She said: "Hanhan, you are wrong. What I just said was to dedicate my life and blood to the goddess Gaia and her knight Maximilian. The emperor of Mars is not Maximilian. No. Right, uncle?"
The fat uncle didn't say anything, so Zheng Wenwen took it as acquiescence and still said to Gu Hanhan: "So, look, what a big mistake you made."
Gu Hanhan is very humble and has an attitude that he must correct his mistakes. As soon as he heard it, he immediately said: "Oh, then I will correct it."
So, Zheng Wenwen began: "I will dedicate my life and blood to you..."
"My Gaia and my Maximilian."
After the recitation, the two girls turned to look at the fat uncle.
Zheng Wenwen asked: "Uncle, what do you think, is it not bad?"
The fat uncle said calmly: "You two have very nice voices. However, I want to make a point. I am not a citizen of the Mars Empire. My country is Ogra."
"Ogra——"
Zheng Wenwen and Gu Hanhan swallowed together, completely shocked by this fat uncle.
Taiyima ruins the three views!
Even if you don't kneel down, it won't work. The field of traitors is full of talents!
The country has just been attacked, and here comes a citizen who wants to sacrifice his life and blood to the enemy's gods and leaders?
The fat uncle continued: "It was Marshal Maximilian who saved my country from the hell ruled by the dark goddess Nyx, so that we could return to the embrace of the goddess Gaia. So, it was a just war, It’s not state-on-state aggression.”
While the fat uncle was advocating his traitorous behavior, Zheng Wenwen asked Gu Hanhan in a low voice: "Who is Knicks?"
"Didn't he say it? It's the goddess of darkness." Gu Hanhan gave Zheng Wenwen a look that said, "You're not paying attention."
"No, what about..." Zheng Wenwen scratched her head and said, "I always thought that Ogra was a democratic country, so that war was a just battle between a democratic country and an authoritarian country. So Ogra lost. I quite sympathize with them."
Gu Hanhan spread his hands: "Now it seems worse than two authoritarian countries dog eating dog."
"Yes!" Zheng Wenwen nodded vigorously.
Uncle, just say it’s a religious war and that’s it!
Zheng Wenwen felt that there was no need for them to continue bickering with a religious fanatic. Even though this fanatic came to the door on his own, it didn't mean that they couldn't retreat.
Ten normal people cannot defeat a psychopath, and ten psychopaths cannot defeat a religious maniac.
"Waiter," Zheng Wenwen waved to Fei Siyu, who was already pushing a meal station not far away, "is our food ready?"
Fei Siyu came over with a cart and said with a smile that the food would be served immediately.
So Gu Hanhan said: "Well, uncle, look at our food coming, do you think you can go back and continue drinking the water you haven't finished?"
Uncle, just retreat. We are really no match for you.
The fat uncle probably hadn't said enough. He glanced at the silver plate with lid on the dining car and politely extended an invitation: "I wonder if I would be honored to invite you two ladies to have dinner with me."
"Uh, maybe next time." Gu Hanhan was stunned and instinctively declined with polite words.
"And our food is ready, please help yourself." Zheng Wenwen said.
"So, how about tomorrow night? There will be a social dinner at the Ogra Embassy tomorrow night, and I would like to invite the two ladies to attend." The fat man said immediately, his tone was very earnest, so eager that he was even a little anxious.
This is really suspicious. What is this guy trying to do?
Zheng Wenwen raised her chin arrogantly: "I never have dinner with aliens?"
"What a naked alien discrimination!" The fat man sighed with a smile, and made a soft "tsk" sound with his tongue against his gums.
Zheng Wenwen continued her arrogance and expressed with her eyes, "I just discriminate against you, how about that?"
"So, young lady, what about you? Are you willing to accept my invitation?" The fat man turned to Gu Hanhan and spoke ancient Chinese in a standard cosmic accent, "Or do you also have alien discrimination?"
"No, of course I don't discriminate against aliens,"
"Then..." The fat gentleman was very happy and showed a gentlemanly smile.
Gu Hanhan's eyes slid down from his subtle smile, and finally fell on his protruding belly. The man's chubby hands rested on it easily and comfortably, just like those big men with big bellies in the image.
"But I discriminate against fat people." Gu Hanhan decisively solved this big shot with one sentence.
The fat gentleman frowned, and it was obvious that he was not willing to be dealt with like this.
"Ahem..." Fei Siyu cleared his throat, picked up the dinner plate, and reminded the fat man before he could speak: "I'm sorry, sir, can you give up temporarily, otherwise I won't be able to serve the two ladies. ——”
The fat Mr. glanced at Fei Siyu expressionlessly, arrogantly and condescendingly.
In that moment, miraculously, the qualities of religion, madness, and gossip disappeared from this man's fat body, and were replaced by a body that was so powerful that it could penetrate people, making them irresistible. of arrogance. That is completely different from Zheng Wenwen's arrogance. Zheng Wenwen's arrogance is the hedgehog in the palm of her hand, and this man's arrogance is the rock in the storm.
Fei Siyu was immediately speechless.
The man said contemptuously: "Go away!" and then looked away. It felt like treating a bug, and it would be a waste to look at it more than once.
"Anyway, please think again. Please don't refuse my invitation." He said to the two girls.
Zheng Wenwen was completely angered by this man's arrogance. Like a fledgling bird, she said coldly: "Don't think about it, I can tell you right now, fat man, we will never accept your invitation. Get out. Open up, alien!"
Gu Hanhan also said: "Sir, to be honest, I have never seen such a shameless man like you. Why do we have to have dinner with you, even if we don't agree? Hey, you came here on your own initiative. Yes, we didn’t provoke you. What reason do you have for staying with us and telling the waiter who served me to get out of here? Why do you? You aliens are so inexplicable. Speaking of which, I really I suspect you are a liar."
"Yes, you are a liar!" Zheng Wenwen made a categorical conclusion, and the duet of the "Unscrupulous Girl Duo"'s unique and absolute surefire technique was played again——
"It is said that in the universe, only alien gangsters who cheat for marriage will entangle an earth girl and never let go."
"That's it, that's it, are you an old gangster who cheated on marriage?"
"Except for those who cheated on marriages, is there anyone else who is obsessed with a girl from Earth and won't let go?"
"And more! And more!"
"Who is it? Who is it?"
"You're a liar, you're a liar."
Gu Hanhan asked Mr. Fat, "Let's be honest, are you a marriage liar or a baby liar?"
Zheng Wenwen waved and shouted loudly: "Security, there is a gangster harassing us here."
Gazes from all around were directed towards them, and the attention of all the living creatures in the African savannah was once again focused on the table of the two girls. Whispering voices came from all directions.
The big mobile jewelry shelf over there said earnestly to the small mobile jewelry shelf: "Son, look, this is the kind of poor guy who doesn't hesitate to play hooligans for the sake of the earth's household registration!"
The little mobile jewelry shelf said: "Earth household registration is very expensive, so dad should buy one for me."
The big mobile jewelry shelf sighed: "Silly boy, you can't buy it, you can only rely on being a hooligan."
"Oh, then I don't want to have a hukou on Earth. It's so ugly to act like a gangster."
"It's okay. Dad will buy you the right to live there. For 500,000 a day, let's buy it for 100 years first!"
…
The fat gentleman looked extremely embarrassed. He never imagined that a noble gentleman like him would be labeled as a "hooligan". This kind of thing is simply more difficult to handle than a national fleet rushing towards him. He has no experience at all. This means that on Earth, no one would believe someone like him who was sexually harassed anywhere else.
"You misunderstood, I really didn't mean this. I swear on my name! This is my business card!" In the noisy crowd of unanimous condemnation and contempt, Mr. Fat tried his best to confess, and handed over his business card.
When Gu Hanhan didn't answer, he stuffed it into Gu Hanhan's hand. Gu Hanhan pushed out, and he grabbed Gu Hanhan's wrist - this may be just an instinctive action, but this instinct is absolutely wrong to use here.
Gu Hanhan naturally struggled when his wrist was caught. As a good sister, Zheng Wenwen naturally obliged when she saw Gu Hanhan was caught. She pounced on Mr. Fatty with all her teeth and claws. However, Mr. Fatty was so fat that Zheng Wenwen couldn't pull him even with his little strength. Even if he could pull him, he could only pull his shirt. The fat man's shirt was torn apart by Zheng Wenwen, and he was immediately in danger of exposing his flesh. Mr. Fat didn't want to show his flesh, so he had to use one hand to push Zheng Wenwen.
