Test, please refresh, welcome to join our friend group, please enter 1 to knock on the door, enter 2 for consultation... The fat man closed his mouth and stopped talking. His face was very dark, and he looked at Fei Siyu with a very clear look, "Boy, I Remember you!"
Fei Siyu did not flinch this time. Instead, he held out his chest and pointed to his name badge at Mr. Fatty.
Zheng Wenwen whispered to Gu Hanhan: "This rabbit is quite handsome!"
Gu Hanhan couldn't help but roll his eyes: "No matter how handsome you are, can't you just wait a little longer?"
Security guard Wu said righteously: "No matter what big shot you are, it's useless here! What you step on is the land of the mother planet of all mankind. The sky above your head is influenced by the environment and species of the origin of mankind in the Galaxy Alliance. Protect the atmosphere of the Earth Reserve protected by the Convention. This is the City of Liberty and Democracy, where civil rights are sacrosanct. Remember, everyone is equal before the law.”
Gu Hanhan applauded: "You're so handsome, what you said is great, security guard!"
Security guard No. 5 blushed a little when he was praised. He turned to Gu Hanhan and said, "Um... I used to be a police officer at the police station. We have regulations. When we encounter foreign-related cases, we must memorize this paragraph..."
"That's quite handsome..." Gu Hanhan said.
So handsome! Mr. Fat thought.
Mr. Fat now absolutely hates the "Galactic Alliance Convention on the Environment and Species Protection of the Origin of Humankind" and the "Equality before the Law for All". If this were in his hometown, how could such a thing happen? Not to mention being pointed at gunpoint by a group of security guards, the two girls Qi Gen'er didn't dare to accuse him!
Therefore, an authoritarian society is better. A democratic society is too prone to unjust, false and wrong cases! Mr. Fat sighed in his heart.
At this time, Mr. Fatty envied for the first time his daughter Franny's former fiancé, who could deal with a space fleet with his bare hands, and whose body could instantly explode at a speed exceeding the speed of light. It was no problem to deal with several gun-wielding security guards—— Well, even if it is not appropriate to engage in armed conflict in the Earth's reserve, it can easily make things worse. But if you just run away based on speed, it will be no problem. Who will know who you are then?
The fat man sighed deeply: Political power comes from the barrel of a gun, and justice comes from the fist. The ancients never deceived me!
Mr. Fat is really imagining that his missing ex-son-in-law can descend from the sky and save him from the stigma of being a "gangster who sexually harassed the girls of the earth", for the sake of the goddess Gaia.
However, the ideal is plump and the reality is skinny. In reality, there are no heroes falling from the sky to save the fat. There are only security guards one, two, three, four and five holding ridiculous weapons in their hands, and once again questioning the two little witches of the earth - may the Goddess Gaia drop a bolt of lightning to kill them - they asked them: "Should we call the police?"
Mr. Fat decided to make one last effort, and he decided to bow to reality. He said to the two girls: "Don't call the police, we can keep it private."
Gu Hanhan smiled: "Hey, you're an alien and you still know that 'it's private'?"
Mr. Fat saw hope and pleaded: "We can talk, yes, we can talk about anything."
"There's no need to talk, there's nothing 'private'!" Zheng Wenwen categorically gave Mr. Fatty a chill: "Call the police, right away, right away!" It seems that after "a yellow-haired girl who wants breasts but no breasts, and a butt but no butt" Her resentment was so deep.
One of the security guards called the police via a button. The police arrived soon.
Of course they came quickly. "Harassing and abducting Earth girls" is a huge crime. As long as he is caught, the entire district's target for this year will be completed. You know, it’s hard to find aliens who dare to do this these days even with a lantern! As a result, the police uncles swarmed in and almost lined the streets to welcome him, and the band picked up the fat man. From the time the alarm button was pressed until the fat uncle was taken away in electromagnetic handcuffs, it didn't even take five minutes.
A middle-aged man in plain clothes left last with a young police officer who looked like an intern. The middle-aged plainclothes man briefly asked about the process of what happened. The intern followed behind the middle-aged plainclothes man, holding a document board to take notes, and registered the contact information and information of the two parties involved, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen, two indigenous girls from Earth. Home address.
While the young policeman was taking notes, the middle-aged plainclothes man said earnestly: "The two little girls must be more careful in the future. Although the commercial tourist area is the middle layer of the earth's foreign-related areas, it does not have a space orbit. It has a round-the-clock security system and the army is on call 24 hours a day. It is unrealistic to expect strict censorship like reservations and ecological zones. Aliens can enter by paying a little money. There are all kinds of people from all religions. It is a special mixture of good and bad, and foreign-related cases are not common. "Sure, especially little girls like you, don't go alone in tourist areas. It's best to be accompanied by your parents."
The two girls agreed "Yeah" and "Yeah". When they heard "It's best to be accompanied by parents," Gu Hanhan was a little unconvinced and said, "We are all adults."
"I know you are all adults, and adults should be careful too! You kids, like newborn calves, are not afraid of tigers. You don't know that the world is dangerous and the universe is huge." The middle-aged plainclothes man shook his head as he spoke.
“Captain Liao——” the young policeman following the middle-aged plainclothes man called him. The voice was neither too loud nor too quiet, just enough for him to hear clearly. "
"Okay, okay, no more words..." The middle-aged plainclothes man known as "Captain Liao" waved his hand and said to the two girls: "In short, pay attention to safety in foreign-related areas. Don't be afraid of trouble, be careful. You will not suffer any loss. If there is any situation, you must call the police in time. Don’t worry about false reports, let alone trouble the police. The bounden duty of our people’s police is to protect the people——”
Zheng Wenwen didn't hold back and smiled - the people's police are for the people, this uncle's words are really funny, as if he was in a propaganda film.
"Don't laugh!" the middle-aged plainclothes man said seriously, "The area east of the square is my jurisdiction. There are hundreds of shops in the three streets. If any accident occurs to any native of the earth here, my bonus this month will be It’s all gone—Xiao Xie, have you recorded everything?”
The young policeman looked through the records and said, "Remember it."
"Then let's close the team!"
"Yes." The young policeman agreed, and handed the transcript to the two girls for them to verify their signatures. After he handed it over, he tore off the print port on the side of the transcript and said "Huaxia Three District Yanjing City Hall Public Security Bureau Xicheng Branch Qianmen Street" A copy of the transcript of the conversation with the red official seal of the police station was handed to the two girls, and he said: "If necessary, you may need to go to the police station to testify in person in the near future. Don't worry, it's just a normal evidence collection procedure. When the time comes, We will call you."
The middle-aged plainclothes man shook hands with Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen respectively: "Inspector Liao Guoming, third-level police officer of Qianmen Street Police Station, and trainee police officer Xie Jun." Then he nodded to Robert Chen, the restaurant manager on the side, and took the young policeman with him. left.
The two girls sat back at the table and saw that the fat man had been sent to the police station. They could have a meal. In addition to the queen's soup they ordered, the rabbit manager also gave them two extra dishes.
While waiting for the food to be served again, Gu Hanhan picked up the business card at hand - probably Mr. Fat's business card, which was in a mess just now and somehow ended up here. The business cards are very delicately made, with extremely complex and gorgeous patterns and cursive characters printed on both the front and back sides.
"e——g——r, k——u——r——f——u——r——s——t," Gu Hanhan spelled out with great difficulty, "Ogra, Ogra... …Wenwen, what does kurfurst mean?”
How could Zheng Wenwen know this? Her test in Universal Language was in single digits. So, Zheng Wenwen opened the "Ring" and looked up the dictionary for a while, and said confusedly: "I can't figure it out, it seems to be an ancient language, corresponding to the elector in the universal language, elector, yes, it is the elector."
"Is this what you mean?"
Who is an eighteen-year-old adult who is not a voter? Is it necessary to write it down solemnly on the business card?
Gu Hanhan shook his head, turned the business card over, and spelled it out while reading: "President of the International Association for the Study of Human Genetic Variation Diseases and Abilities, Denk Holbach von Wittelsbach Crassus—this Fatty’s name is quite long, and he is also the chairman of some kind of genetic association. We might actually send a big shot to the police station!”
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands indifferently: "Who knows? Never mind him! Besides, there are more associations and other civil organizations than there are stars in the galaxy. Chairmanships are nothing special, right? Even if that fat man is really nothing special, So what about that guy, we didn’t accuse him unjustly!”
"That's right," Gu Hanhan agreed very much, "Even the police uncle said, 'If there is any situation, call the police in time. Don't worry about making false reports, let alone trouble the police. The bounden duty of our people's police is to protect the people -' "
Not long after, Fei Siyu, a part-time employee of a hard-working and inspiring young man, began to serve them food. Gu Hanhan looked left and right: "Hey, why hasn't Anthony come back? We're having a fight with each other for the second time. If you don't show up for a fight, why don't you show up for dinner?"
"Is nothing going to happen?" Zheng Wenwen made a random guess, "Isn't he sick? What if he faints in the toilet..."
"What's wrong with going to the toilet and falling into a pit?"
However, even though he said this, when Zheng Wenwen said this, Gu Hanhan was still uneasy and uneasy. The longer she waited, the more anxious she became. Finally, she stood up by pressing the table and ran to the bathroom.
"Miss, the women's restroom is over here."
"Sister, go to the men's room."
The waiter outside the men's restroom saw Gu Hanhanhan rushing over and quickly reminded loudly that there was no pressure for an unscrupulous girl to break into the men's restroom. He just kicked the door open and barged in.
"Anthony!"
As soon as Gu Hanhan broke in, he saw Anthony standing in front of the mirror on the dressing table, looking completely intact. He breathed a sigh of relief at that time, and then he was not very angry and scolded: "Hey, what are you doing? What's the matter? You want to set up camp in the toilet and don't go out after you come in! Why is it so difficult to expect you? Are you a man? You let me stand outside to fight while you wait in the toilet. You want to wait for your sister to be bullied to death. So you can be free again?"
