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"...I don't know, my geography scores have always been poor." Gu Hanhan flattened his mouth and said, "Okay, then why did they fight? Who won?"
"It seems that they are competing for the right to host the new meeting of the parties to the Earth Reserve Convention," the tour guide Jack scratched his head, "I read in the current affairs commentary that..."
"Can you please stop going off topic! Especially you, Gu Hanhan, don't ask questions!" Zheng Wenwen scratched her head anxiously and interrupted again, "Can you please just say the important points, just the important points!"
"Ah, yes, young lady, beautiful master." Tour guide Jack opened his mouth, "The point is that Ogra lost to Mars, which means that a large number of the proud people of heaven unfortunately became the prisoners of Mars. Then But the soldier Ogra, who is famous for his long legs and curvy butt, has a great figure! Ladies, you are indeed very lucky. The first wave arrived in Hong Kong today and it happened to be officially launched for sale. "
"Then what are you waiting for? Why haven't you set off yet?" Gu Suhan and Zheng Wenwen said in unison.
The shuttle accelerated quickly, passed through a Persian-style palace, entered a Roman-style street, turned several corners, and finally landed slowly in front of a circular building that looked like a duel arena. On his tall dome stands a sculpture of an eagle with fierce flapping wings.
"I said, are we in the wrong place?" Gu Suhan jumped off the shuttle and was a little dumbfounded at first. Nothing else, their house is a bit too solemn for a nightclub.
Jack pointed to the two male greeters lying at their feet wearing only short cloaks and said: "I believe you are not wrong - ladies, please come in."
Jack opened the door and at the same time took out two garlands from the basket placed on the back of the guest and gave them to the two girls to wear on their heads.
They walked into the store and almost immediately, they were almost blinded by what they saw. There seemed to be some kind of party going on in the lobby on the first floor. Flowers, gold cups, harps, women wearing flower garlands and gorgeous skirts fastened with metal rings and gems, and men wearing bright red cloaks tied behind their shoulders...
Everything is Romanesque.
"Today's theme is the Night of Conquest of Rome." The waiter responsible for receiving them said from the side, "Miss, are you interested in participating?"
Jack further explained to the two girls: "The club has a themed makeup dinner event every day. It is buffet style. It runs from 11pm on the previous day to 6am on the next day. You can join by paying 50 yuan. Secondly It also comes with a free bath, fancy massage, body beauty and breakfast every morning. Would you like the two owners to try it? It’s quite a cost-effective project.”
"Are the ones you mentioned that arrived today also among them?" Zheng Wenwen asked.
The waiter smiled slightly and said nothing. It was their conscientious tour guide who patiently explained: "Of course this is impossible. Those who will be thrown down to this kind of buffet banquet must be old and shabby. Of course, the fresh newcomers will stay in the private room upstairs and sell at high prices. , I wouldn’t throw it over and waste it like this.”
Zheng Wenwen became angry when she heard about it: "I knew that there were defective products, but I just tried to trick my sister into being deceived. Believe it or not, I will fire you immediately, and you won't even get a penny."
The tour guide immediately smiled flatteringly and said: "Dear Master, you really misunderstood your humble slave. I just want to say that if you really let go and play, the experienced players will actually be much more enjoyable than the newcomers."
Gu Suhan shook his head and said, "Today is my birthday, I don't want to be so messy."
Zheng Wenwen also said: "That's it, I would rather taste a bite of fairy peaches than eat a basket of rotten peaches. Let your brothers in uniform come out and choose for me. I don't have the earth reserve coupons, but I am an indigenous person of the earth!"
The jeans tour guide was immediately elated and thought: This is what I have been waiting for, Earth Girl!
"Give the two distinguished Miss Earth a private room, and don't bring me some scraps to get you into trouble. I know you have a good plan. Brother Ning's night shift today, tell him, and call his subordinates quickly. The children lined up in the private room. If you are late, don't blame me, Jack, for not taking care of his business. Remember, ladies only want the freshest goods. Oh, there is a lady whose birthday happens to be today. Let those little sluts who are still full of unruly energy Don’t forget to bring gifts when the goods come over.”
Like a senior pimp, Jack made the above arrangements with the waiter in a familiar tone, and then accompanied Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen through the "Night of the Conquest of Rome" hall and up the stairs.
The Romanesque circular arch of the "Eagle Sauce Club" is eight stories high. There are beautiful circular colonnades on the outer circle from the second to fifth floors, and VIP private rooms are designed on the inner circle of the colonnade. The door of the private room is opened on the wall on one side of the colonnade. The two girls' private room is on the third floor.
The interior decoration of the private room is extremely luxurious and exquisite. As soon as you enter, opposite the door, where the window should be, there is a huge pair of velvet curtains hanging. In the center of the room, there are two high-backed chairs decorated with gold edges. In front of the chairs is a table with flowers. On one side of the room is a long sofa with a footrest. The walls of the room are hung with exquisite oil paintings, the floor is covered with thick woven carpets, and a huge crystal chandelier hangs overhead. The room is very spacious, spacious enough for a large party of more than ten people. Next to the main room, it is also connected to a luxurious bedroom with a bathroom.
The waiter drew back the velvet curtains and they found themselves in a room that resembled an opera box. There are a whole circle of boxes like this, with a total of four floors. In the center of the circular building surrounded by boxes is a huge stage. Sitting in the boxes, you can enjoy the opera performance on the stage.
The box that Jack got for them was in a good location, facing the front of the stage. A grand opera is being performed on the stage. The background of the opera is the Roman court, and now it is performing a scene of a person wearing a crown, wearing a royal robe, holding a scepter, and covering her face with a mask, but judging from the style of her clothes, she should be the queen. She walks arrogantly from the center of the stage to guard the soldiers. walked through the queue. The male court singer with bright makeup who followed the queen sang with a high pitch that could penetrate the sky. The singing voice was extremely beautiful, but the content was so evil that it was not suitable even for adults. The next performance was so hot that Gu Hanhan had the urge to cover his face, but Zheng Wenwen, a shameless person, was very interested and leaned against the railing to watch with gusto.
"What's the show today?" Jack asked.
The waiter replied: "The opera Nero."
Gu Suhan immediately felt sincere admiration for the operators of nightclubs and entertainment venues. Tai Nima knew how to select talents!
"However," Zheng Wenwen turned around and interrupted, "Nero seems to be a man, right?"
"Art comes from adaptation," Jack said, casually tampering with famous quotes, "I believe that in those stores that cater exclusively to men, Nero would be a man's."
"Hey, is Nero a man?" Gu Hanhan asked strangely.
Zheng Wenwen: "Is it possible that the Roman emperors in BC were women? I just took the history test in the college entrance examination not long ago. Gu Hanhan, don't tell me you don't know that Nero was the Roman emperor. It's in "100 Things You Must Memorize for the College Entrance Examination" , you clearly memorized it all night long the day before the exam!"
"Don't take the college entrance examination with me!" Gu Hanhan resented, "Besides, the college entrance examination information didn't say whether he was a boy or a girl."
"Ladies, let's take a seat. The fresh and delicious men will be here soon," Jack suggested.
So, Gu Suhan sat on the couch on the side, and Zheng Wenwen occupied one of the two chairs - she wanted to watch an opera and needed a good angle. Jack also casually sat on a single sofa in the corner.
The waiter handed over the drink list, and Gu Suhan flipped through it. They were all alien products with weird names. Fortunately, the prices didn't seem expensive at all. A single bottle basically cost ten yuan. The following is no more than what they spend on drinks when dining in an ordinary restaurant. Of course, ordinary restaurants on Earth don't sell alien wine, so there's no way to compare. But since the Earth Reserve coupons in the wallet are enough to pay for the drinks here, there is no need to worry about the tenfold increase in prices that entertainment venues usually charge.
So, Gu Hanhan signaled the waiter to give the drink list to Zheng Wenwen for her decision, and at the same time asked casually: "Is there any local wine for sale? I have always been looking forward to trying Erguotou, which is said to have a very high alcohol content, on my eighteenth birthday. "
"Oh, my master, the drinks produced here are very expensive. They are not ten times more expensive than ordinary ones, but very expensive!" Jack said in a fuss, "Especially the high-purity pure grain brew you just mentioned. Liquor, a small cup costs hundreds of yuan!”
"How small the cup is, don't tell me it's the kind of small wine cup that costs three cents." Zheng Wenwen said.
"The current special discount price for a 100-gram bottle of x Lanshan Erguotou is 1,599 yuan." The waiter quoted expressionlessly.
Jack spread his hands: "I don't think any of the natives of Earth would drink this here."
"I think so." Gu Suhan thought silently, knowing that a 2-tael package of Erguotou sold for only 1.9 yuan at the small shop in front of his home.
"What a black shop!" Gu Suhan concluded with sadness and anger.
Jack smiled slightly: "If you put it this way, the earth is the biggest black shop in the universe."
In an instant, Gu Suhan's intermittent paranoia was out of control, and he declared with high spirits: "Okay, my sister's pursuit for the second half of her life has been decided. I will be the most successful liquor smuggler on earth and monopolize all Erguotou transactions in the universe. "
"You have so many pursuits in the rest of your life!" Zheng Wenwen interrupted her partner rudely.
"No," the girl, who was obviously so excited by the astonishing profits that she fell into a state of madness, kept calculating: "Even if I only sell them for half the price... no, even one-third, even ten percent One, my profit is also 90,000%, my God, 90,000%!”
"Gu Hanhan, can you die if you don't want to commit adultery?" Zheng Wenwen rolled her eyes, "There is no anti-smuggling police force that openly regards us as the mighty force of millions of people on this earth?!"
Jack also joked seriously: "Master, please work hard. Really, as long as you can do one percent of what you said, you will become the common benefactor and God of all merchants in the universe."
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