Test, please refresh, welcome to join the book club, please enter 1 for knocking, and 2 for consultation... Jack shrugged and inserted himself between the two girls: "There is nothing difficult to understand, just a little explanation, You can see that the number of people is not large at all. You know that the whole universe is sending its ass to the earth-"
"Sorry to interrupt," Gu Hanhan's face was full of black lines: "I have never heard of it before you."
"Hey, uncle, we are all serious people on this planet. Don't be a butt all the time. Unscrupulous girls like us can't stand listening to you!"
"Okay..." Jack said, "I only pretended to agree because of money. In fact, you earthlings just like to be prude."
"So? Please go on, uncle, about the many butts thing just now." Zheng Wenwen took out a lollipop and put it in her mouth, urging enthusiastically.
The uncle shrugged and said to himself: I have long said that people on earth are all prudes, and indeed even little girls are no exception.
"Okay, let's put it in terms of civilization. The universe is very big, and the earth is small. The population of the universe is large, and the resources of the earth are very few. Mutated diseases are sweeping across the universe, and life-saving medicines are only available on the earth, and the entire universe does not exist at all. Not enough. So the earth can live without the universe, but the universe cannot live without the earth." The jeans uncle said in a unique joking tone, "Any country in the universe, no matter who you are, as long as it is not the earth, must import supplies from the earth. . These huge quantities of materials, whether rice, vegetables, or biological medicines, require an astonishing amount of earth reserve coupons. Don’t expect alliance coins or other countries’ currencies to buy anything you want. In the face of earth resources That’s just a pile of paper, the Earth Red Ticket is the only hard currency in the universe.”
"Every year, no, every day, the universe spends an amazing amount of the earth's reserves to buy the earth's supplies. At the same time, what can they sell to the earth? Energy, education or the latest technological products? I'm sorry, in the whole Under the nearly infinite supply of the universe, the earth with a population of less than 2 billion really does not need much. This does not include malicious bidding between countries. After all, there are so many countries in the Galactic Federation, and you cannot expect these countries to unite. What kind of united front should we establish against the Earth?"
"After much comparison, I finally discovered that women's butts - oh, including men's butts - are the best commodities to earn Earth Reserve Volume. Anyway, there are plenty of people in the universe, and the supply is sufficient, the cost is low, and management is easy. Finally, What matters is that the profits are huge. Moreover, there is no so-called democratic country three thousand light years away from the earth, and human rights are worthless, so there will be no legal troubles."
"You only need to take out some humanoid creatures that don't cost anything, and then send them to the earth for a small fee. You don't need to do anything to collect the precious earth reserves, and you can also save the resources of your country and the universe. Is there a more cost-effective deal in the world than this? I can be sure that as soon as Annex VI of Earth's "Earth Reserve Convention" is abolished, the number of prostitutes in the Rose Garden will immediately double."
As an old earth proverb goes, every brother in the imperial capital is a savior with broken wings. Jack, the jeans uncle, summarized the entire economic and social picture of mankind in a few words. Then, he patted the cigarette ashes falling on his jeans and said——
"Okay, let's get down to business. The reason why I stopped here is because I have to follow the requirements of the Rose Garden Marketing Department to read the guide to the two first-time visitors. According to Rose Garden's preferential promotion policy for the new quarter, all first-time visitors Guests who come to play, as long as they participate in the Lucky Wheel event, will receive a 20% discount on their purchases within 24 hours of the day.”
"What is the Wheel of Fortune?"
"In short, after selecting the most basic range, let the shuttle randomly enter the rotating space door. Whichever door you finally enter, you will spend money in the block leading to that door."
"Sounds good. But what if you deliberately put bad neighborhoods behind the space door, or raise prices first and then discount them?"
"Annex VI and X of the Earth Reserve Convention ensure that the above two scenarios can never happen. Ladies, you can really give it a try, as a tour guide, I suggest."
"There's no reason not to try, there's nothing to lose anyway," Gu Hanhan said, "And I'm always lucky."
"It's only good to win five yuan when buying lottery tickets." Zheng Wenwen sneered.
Jack called up a passage from the computer in the cab and read it: "Now, you are standing at the door of a maze that contains infinite treasures. There are many roads in front of you. If you are not careful, you will get lost. Which road should you choose for today? What about the adventure route? Ladies, I believe you have noticed the folds with apertures around them. Each layer of apertures represents a layer of space, and there are ten layers in total from bottom to top. The higher the taste, the stronger the taste. So, please choose."
"Once again, your tour guide is really bad," Zheng Wenwen commented with disgust: "It reminds me of the question-and-answer column that Mingmingqi is stupid but has very high ratings."
"I totally agree with you, but who makes the vice president of publicity here be a loyal fan of various quiz columns?" Jack shrugged, "Ma'am, what is your choice?"
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: "She is the contestant on the stage today, I am just a group of relatives and friends off the stage."
Gu Suhan thought for a while and said, "Just go to the fifth floor."
"Wow, wow, Gu Han, you can do it!" Zheng Wenwen jumped up to protest, "I want to go to the top floor!"
"Shut up, I don't want to end up holding on to the wall with you."
"A wise choice. To be honest, some of the programs on the top two floors would make even a poor slave like me from 30,000 light years away from Earth feel sick to his stomach."
Jack manipulated the system to send a signal to the garden management, and then handed over control of the shuttle. Later, the shuttle began to rise under the control of the garden administration's intelligent navigation.
"On the fifth floor of the garden, there are a total of thirteen thousand nightclubs and clubs of all kinds. They are distributed in twenty-five blocks. Each block has its own characteristics, and each store has so many little tricks. There are countless. You can also determine the blocks that enter the revolving door according to your personal taste. If you are generous enough or want the game to be more challenging, then of course twenty-five blocks are available at a time. Master, what is your taste? There are cowherds, seductresses, shemales, oh, and doubles, whether men’s doubles, women’s doubles or mixed doubles—”
"Cowherd is fine." Gu Suhan quickly interrupted Jack. Oh my God, does she look so unruly? Although serious people would not come to this kind of place, but those who are not serious should be divided into different levels, okay?
The shuttle flew up to the fifth layer of folded aperture. From a close distance, you can clearly see that it is an hourglass-shaped entrance. There are about seven or eight entrances that are flashing continuously, which are probably the revolving doors that they will enter randomly. The brightness of the remaining ten or so space doors remains unchanged and there is no energy change display.
The shuttle's tail drew a curve and plunged into a certain entrance. Passing through the door-like light group, they entered the neighborhood, and the world showed them a prosperous scene of feasting and feasting.
They were flying down the main street of the neighborhood. The road has a shallow arc, with a sexy rise at the end of the line of sight. The road is wide, about 100 meters away. On both sides of the road, neon lights flashed, and there were many entertainment venues, high and low, large and small. Their splendid gates have handsome cowherds soliciting customers, and the transparent windows on both sides of the gates display various reality shows that are more explicit and bottom-breaking than the Sky Plaza parade floats.
The air was filled with the smell of carnival, the music was loud and the streets were full of wild women. They try their best to have fun, and their unbridled laughter combines with the sounds of cowherds soliciting customers and the sound of street speakers, which particularly stimulates people's nerves and makes people's blood boil and turn into animal blood. All the eyes can see are drunkenness, life and death. Whether it is the woman seeking pleasure or the cowherd being pursued for pleasure, they all reveal the determination and cruelty to indulge in life tonight and not care whether they die tomorrow. Severe, it makes people feel that they cannot live without indulgence.
Zheng Wenwen screamed with excitement. There is no need for any transformation or any psychological pressure. She has automatically transformed into one of the pleasure-seeking women below. She took out the lollipop from her mouth, banged the outer wall of the shuttle hard, and loudly announced: "Rose Garden, sister is here!"
Gu Hanhan's heart jumped up and down with excitement. There is a plan to escape from this place in my mind, but deep down in my heart I have the expectation and impulse to jump into this kind of wanton indulgence and depravity. This caused her to be in constant conflict with nature and human beings.
"Ladies, you are really lucky," the man in jeans who regained control of the shuttle pointed to a swastika sculpture in front of him with a chain wrapped around it, "Iron Cross Block, the fifth floor, is also the most energetic cowherd in the entire Rose Garden. neighborhood.”
Jack whistled, "I'm definitely not bragging. If you knock down a street boy here, he might be a former honorary major general of the Union Army."
Zheng Wenwen opened her mouth wide: "So cool?"
Jack nodded and said excitedly: "The ones who open stores in this area are mainly businessmen with militaristic backgrounds such as Mars, Justin, Kochi, Ariana, and Ogra. Yes, those are the ones who The lunatics who wage war all day more casually than launching a hover car."
"The most indispensable thing for militarism is lunatics and high-quality prisoners of war. Of course such precious resources cannot be wasted, so they sent them by the shipload to earn the earth's red tickets. Think about it, when an energy cannon comes over, On the cosmic battlefield where everything is reduced to ashes, the defeated party can persist in surviving until being captured. What kind of fierce existence is it? So this place is actually full of great people, and the strong men are as cheap as dogs."
"I guarantee that as far as a Cowherd neighborhood is concerned, there will never be such a luxurious lineup in the entire universe. Those men who either had prominent backgrounds or were once arrogant, in this place, as long as you have the Earth Reserve Ticket, Everything is fine.”
