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The lingua franca of the universe is used throughout, and even the pictures are so abstract. Gu Hanhan's universal language is terrible. He basically can't understand anything except numbers.
Gu Hanhan looked up at Zheng Wenwen. Zheng Wenwen also looked unhappy. His Universal Language was even worse. She usually got single digits in this subject.
"How about waiting for Anthony to come back?" Zheng Wenwen asked, "He seems to be pretty good at it?"
Gu Hanhan waved his hand: "If we rely on him even to order food, we will look useless!"
Then, the moment comes to test your wisdom.
According to the tips from some precious historical and cultural heritage (wuxia), when you can't order a dish for some reason, you can point to the side and announce: "Let's have one." This method can be used wherever it is best. It can be called a master key.
So, Gu Hanhan lowered his head and pretended to read the menu while glancing at the table next to him. The tables on the African savannah are sparsely arranged, so this is not an easy task. Gu Hanhan's eyes were about to turn into triangles, but he finally saw clearly——
There is a fat man squatting next to the dirt on the left front side. The fat man is wearing a suit and leather shoes, sitting upright and elegant. There is a snow-white lace tablecloth on the table, silk napkins on the tablecloth, a full set of cutlery, sterling silver plates, sparkling crystal cups - in short, the arrangement is grand.
However, despite such a grand display, there was only a large open-mouthed bottle and a small cup on the table. There was more than half a bottle of colorless and transparent liquid in the open bottle. The fat man was pouring it into a small cup and drinking it slowly.
Gu Hanhan had reason to believe that the colorless and transparent liquid in the bottle was undoubtedly boiled water - hey, he was another silly kid who was deceived by the geo-food therapy.
If you are sick, you need to be cured. Just drinking water will help!
Whether it’s Himalayan snow mountain water or Antarctica’s Devonian glacier meltwater, plain water is plain water. Do you really expect that stuff to cure your genetic disease? Whoever spends money to drink this is stupid - yes, the fat man is stupid enough. The glass of water in front of him probably costs three to five hundred earth yuan, right? Silly X, come to my house and drink, you can get enough for fifty cents.
PASS, PASS, this PASS is gone!
Gu Hanhan moved his gaze downwards and noticed a father and son squatting in the grass behind and on the right side.
The skin color of the father and son was reddish, with black in the red and purple in the black. It was hard to tell what color they were. However, despite her poor skin color, her clothes are very magnificent, and they can be called two moving jewelry shelves. Gu Hanhan was very envious when he saw it, and almost wanted to go up and shake it. Looking at the table, the content is also very rich. There are cups, plates and dishes on the table, as if it is an excellent imitation object...
"Waiter, give me...oh, no -" Fortunately, Gu Hanhan took another look, otherwise today's meal would be a waste.
There was a full table in front of the two movable jewelry shelves, but what were the bowls and plates filled with?
White rice, red rice, black rice, yellow rice...
Soy sauce, vinegar, chili water, pepper noodles, mustard, sesame oil, salad dressing...
Nima, there isn’t even a single dish, it’s all rice and condiments!
This is not the lobby of the restaurant, but the back kitchen of the restaurant?
This is no longer something that geo-food therapy can explain.
And these two people don't look like they are sick - skin color changes are not serious physical mutations. In the latest version of the "Cosmic Disease Directory", simple skin color changes are even classified as Category E can hardly be said to be a genetic mutation disease.
The big mobile jewelry stand scooped up a large piece of rice with a spoon, dipped it in the soy sauce water, and quickly put it into his mouth to chew. While eating, he also said to the little mobile jewelry shelf who was also eating enthusiastically: "Try it, this is called food!"
Gu Hanhan suddenly felt that the world view she had formed during her eighteen years of life had been greatly impacted. Could it be that soy sauce rice is the real delicacy in the world? Suddenly, Gu Hanhan had the urge to go home and give it a try.
Hey, you can’t afford to hurt the big dog from the mineral star! Poor kid, nothing good has ever come out, right?
This can only be dropped by PASS...
Gu Hanhan tried his best to look farther away, trying to find someone to imitate. However, everything that can be seen is miserable. As for no matter how far away, no matter how far away you are, you can’t see it…
Gu Hanhan was completely discouraged. He closed the menu and looked up at the waiter: "Can you recommend one?"
Zheng Wenwen was also afraid that the waiter would recommend boiled water, lettuce leaves, or even boiled green vegetables, which are earthy dishes with the characteristics of high-end restaurants, so she hurriedly added: "It doesn't matter if it's not a special dish, the key is to have a good taste."
The waiter recommended one: salted milk cucumbers with secret sauce, and praised highly: "This dish is made from cucumbers that matured on the summer solstice, and is served with our secret sauce. Our salt is collected from three thousand meters away." It is made from high-grade cliff rock salt and various natural materials. Our vinegar sauce is all authentic Shanxi aged vinegar, which has been aged for more than five years. Our sauces are all..."
Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen looked at each other, then shook their heads together: Why don't I come to your house to eat a cucumber?
The waiter thought for a moment and recommended another one: "Pearl Jade Hibiscus."
The name sounds reliable. Gu Hanhan thought, it should be meatball soup or something, right? Pearls are meatballs, Jade is green vegetables, Furong is minced chicken, um, green vegetable, chicken and meatball soup. A combination of meat and vegetables, vegetables and soup, very good. But...is it really vegetable, chicken and meatball soup? Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen uncertainly. Zheng Wenwen was happy and asked directly: "Then please introduce me."
So, as usual, the waiter promoted the art in a tone of appreciation: "This dish is one of the signature dishes of our 'March Rabbit Nest', and it is cooked by our number one chef. All the ingredients for this dish are selected from the northern latitudes of the earth." The Chinese cabbage is hand-grown on a non-mechanized farm between 23.26±0.1 degrees Celsius. The heart part of the cabbage is lightly fried with ancient Taicang white garlic. It has a slightly sweet and fragrant taste and is well worth a try.
Vegetarian fried cabbage!
The co-written pearls are not meatballs but garlic!
Zheng Wenwen couldn't help it and smiled.
Is it worth trying? Whoever wants to taste it can taste it, but I won’t taste it anyway.
Gu Hanhan became angry from embarrassment: I spend a lot of money and effort, how can it be easy for me to have a big meal? Are you just teasing me like this?
Gu Hanhan closed the menu in his hand with a "snap" and raised his eyes to the waiter: "Are we the indigenous people of the earth?"
Zheng Wenwen on the opposite side nodded her head in order to strengthen her voice, and the meaning on her face was quite obvious: So don't use things like vegetable leaves, tap water, etc. to fool us.
"I'm very sorry!" The waiter bowed deeply and apologized sincerely. Then, he straightened up, took a step forward, dropped the menu in Gu Hanhan's hand, quickly slid his fingers a few times, mixed up a soup, and said: "In this case, we solemnly recommend this soup to you. , Queen’s Bisque.”
Queen's soup?
Gu Hanhan carefully distinguished the projection in front of him. There are some unknown lotus-shaped objects in the thick white and clear soup, which makes people feel suspicious no matter how they look at it.
"This is..." Gu Hanhan raised his head hesitantly, "Is this like carrot soup?"
"It is indeed carrot soup. You have extraordinary vision and accurate judgment." The waiter praised her.
Gu Hanhan threw the menu away angrily: What is this? It's just a shady store.
Zheng Wenwen asked: "I said, don't you have any meat dishes in your family?"
In line with the principle of making trouble, Gu Hanhan added a reminder: "For example, potato stewed beef, sweet and sour pork ribs, etc."
However, the waiter who ordered the food refused to cooperate with the trouble and did not say, "If you want to eat potato stewed beef, please go out and turn right. There is a Northeastern cuisine restaurant not far next door." Instead, he said seriously: "I'm sorry, this restaurant is a completely vegetarian restaurant. "
Zheng Wenwen looked at the name tag on the waiter's chest, spelling it out letter by letter: "Fuzzy, fuzzy."
"Faith?" Gu Hanhan said immediately, "Lop-eared rabbit?"
"I think I understand why it is the 'March Rabbit's Nest'." Zheng Wenwen said.
"I understand too." Gu Hanhan spread his hands, "My mistake." After saying that, he picked up his bag and stood up.
"You two ladies are so beautiful, why don't you try vegetarianism?" Although he did not directly stop her, the waiter named Lop-eared Rabbit spoke at the perfect time. He said politely, "According to the common dietary standards in the galaxy, vegetarian food has more beautifying effects than meat... For example, our queen's soup, all the ladies in the galaxy who have tasted it have very high evaluations."
After praising the benefits of vegetarianism in this way, the waiter suddenly paused, leaned over and said in a voice that only three people could hear: "Just order this dish! In fact, this radish dish The soup is made according to the vegetarian meal recipe used by Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty, the last feudal autocratic dynasty in China, to worship Buddha more than 2,000 years ago. It is a genuine historical and cultural heritage. Although it is just radish soup, more than 30 kinds of meat were actually used in it. Be it stir-frying, deep-frying, braising, stewing, all the countless techniques are available in this dish. It tastes better than meat, and you can’t taste the meat at all. Think about it, even the Empress Dowager Cixi can’t taste it. Come out. If you order now, I will give you a 10% discount, and I will also give you a piece of green crystal rice, ah, it is white rice. You see, if you only order one dish, you can eat well and be full..."
Oh my God... you hawking mutton and selling dog meat - oh, you rabbits selling gravy for broth!
The lop-eared rabbit blinked and smiled, revealing his dimples: "You two must keep this secret, otherwise I will be hunted down by the boss."
Gu Hanhan found that this rabbit looked pretty when it smiled. It's not the kind of beauty that makes a genetically modified person so beautiful that it makes the brain starve for oxygen, but the kind of beauty that makes people feel ironed from the inside out.
