Test, please refresh, welcome to join the book club, please enter 1 for knocking on the door, please enter 2 for consultation... "No need!" After a pause, Gu Hanhan said loudly, "You have such a bad figure, take off your clothes and say You might scare away buyers! I don’t need to look at you to know that only your face can be seen!”
Anthony was dumbfounded: "How would you know without looking? Why don't you look at it first before drawing a conclusion?"
"Don't try to seduce me! Tell your sister that you can't be lewd when you're rich, you can't bend when you're powerful, and you'll never give in to beauty!" Gu Hanhan walked around the room, mumbling, "Don't think I can't do it, sister. One of the duo of unscrupulous girls on Earth, she does all the shameless things without blinking an eye!"
"I'm going to open the high-definition 3D uncensored version right now, and look for the GV male god's nude photos and put them on your face! When the time comes, the people who are rushing to buy them will definitely be in a hurry!"
Just as he was told, Gu Hanhan sat down on the ground and became a human trafficker on the spot.
Five minutes later, Anthony ate instant rice from the soy milk and fried dough sticks, and Gu Hanhan also took care of the promotion matters. She experimented several times carefully, and watched ferociously as the shockingly beautiful nude photo she provided appeared prominently at the top of the search page. Then he gnashed his teeth and squatted in front of the stall, waiting for buyers to come in droves.
Another five minutes later, Anthony ate everything from noodles and rice to various small packaged snacks, but Gu Hanhan still had no customers. Gu Hanhan got a little anxious and asked Anthony: "Hey, you said it's been a long time, why haven't people come in to take a look? Isn't Taobao's traffic volume known as the largest in the universe? This is unscientific!"
"Maybe the price tag is too low. The vast majority of ignorant people in the universe stubbornly believe that cheap prices are not good, even though it makes no sense." Anthony tore open a bag of potato chips and suggested, "You can try to mark the price higher. .”
"Really?" Gu Hanhan reached for a potato chip, put it in his mouth and bit it, while hesitantly adding an extra zero after the price.
So almost immediately, countless messages flooded in. Gu Hanhan was extremely happy and ran to see it. As a result, he was sprayed with spit on his face and ran away with his head in his arms.
Haha, selling a slave for 60,000 yuan is crazy!
Have you ever seen what 60,000 earth reserve volumes look like? If you haven’t seen me before, I can let you see me.
The shop owner has a problem with his IQ.
Wife, come and see, this guy is mentally retarded and alive.
Did you mark the wrong currency? If it comes with free shipping for 64,000 alliance coins, I'll take it. Dear, see me... (Twenty are omitted below.)
The shop owner is stupid! Idiot! Idiot!
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Finally, the Taobao assistant sent a thoughtful notice: Your store has been reported as suspected of cashing out. Please remove the relevant products from the shelves immediately and accept investigation.
Gu Hanhan threw the sofa cushion angrily and got angry at Anthony: "It's all your bad idea! Did you do it on purpose? These are my potato chips, give them back to me!"
"That's because you increased the price too little. It would be strange if you didn't get scolded!" Anthony, who had been robbed of potato chips, took out another bag of pine nuts without any arrogance and said with contempt to Gu Hanhan: "You are so courageous, you should Just bid it up to six million!"
Gu Hanhan was dubious, and then in the spirit of breaking the pot, he added two more zeros after the price: "Is this so?"
Anthony nodded and said nothing. He was eating pine nuts and couldn't hold them in his mouth. Anthony's way of eating pine nuts is very strange. He holds a large handful in his hand and exerts a slight force. The hard pine nut shells are horribly broken into powder. They leak out from his fingertips, leaving a handful of pine nuts in the palm of his hand. Blow gently and pour it into your mouth.
People with super powers are indeed monsters! Even if this is a defective product among superpowers, it is no exception! Gu Hanhan thought.
After the price was raised to six million, all the cynicism and abuse disappeared. But at the same time, no customers came to the door, so Gu Hanhan raised questions again.
"Don't worry! A talented person like me is not expensive at 60 million! Just wait patiently for a while." Anthony said so.
Gu Hanhan was dumbfounded and surrendered: How could there be such arrogant and arrogant people in this world who are even more shameless than our duo of unscrupulous girls!
"It's obviously a defective product and yet you're so self-righteous!" Gu Hanhan thought bitterly in his heart. Due to Anthony's unique skill of crushing pine nuts with his palms, she finally did not say these words.
"You have guests coming to your door!" Anthony reminded Gu Hanhan.
Gu Hanhan quickly turned around and found that someone had indeed appeared in front of the stall, hesitantly asking about the specialties of the goods. So I was so excited that I rolled up my sleeves and planned to promote it aggressively.
"Be more reserved, my master, one of the duo of unscrupulous girls, my dear cool and handsome boss." Anthony reminded Gu Hanhan while nibbling on cumin-flavored toasted buns, "You have to show that you treat millions of people with contempt. The attitude that the red ticket is a roll of toilet paper is too hard to wipe your butt, do you understand?"
Gu Hanhan understood instantly: "Isn't it just that cosplay is noble and cold and disdainful? This sister is the best! Haha, 'If you want to buy it, buy it or not. Get lost. Sister is very busy and has no time to accompany you to pick out the fat and thin, and waste the spitting stars!" ' Or 'No matter who you are, you still dare to question my sister's goods.' Is this what you mean?
Anthony nodded: "Sister, you have a bright future."
So Gu Hanhan followed it very happily.
Under the strong and noble aura of the promising sister, the poor buyer tremblingly asked a few basic questions, mainly about age, race, height, weight, whether she had a biochip installed, etc. Gu Hanhan answered them all unceremoniously. to see the introduction.
Later, when the buyer asked Gu Hanhan in evasive words whether the listed slave had some special abilities, Gu Hanhan only replied arrogantly: "You know."
So after a minute of silence, this stupid and wealthy customer took the photo without saying a word.
Gu Hanhan's eyes almost popped out of his head: This world is so crazy!
She opened the backend in disbelief and saw the system prompting the buyer to pay. The delivery address had been filled in, and it showed that it was a galaxy in the Large Magellanic Cloud.
"It's so far away!" Gu Hanhan sighed, "You actually spent so much money to buy a slave from such a far away place?"
"It should be someone from the Magellanic Cloud Development Group," Anthony thought for a moment and said, "About seven or eight years ago, dozens of galaxy countries on the edge of the Milky Way near the Large Magellanic Cloud jointly funded this development company and formed a team. A fairly decent expedition fleet went to the Large Magellanic Cloud to develop resources. But it was bad luck and it almost went bankrupt."
"Their fleet crashed into a turbulent area in the universe. They were unable to advance or retreat. They had to rely on superpowers to sacrifice their lives to forcibly open the way. It's cruel, but there is no other way. You must grit your teeth and persevere. Because with a fleet, there is hope, and you can also rely on loans to maintain it. . And once the fleet is gone or it is determined that it cannot come out, the company will immediately go bankrupt."
"In recent years, this company has been recruiting superpowers from all over the universe. The price of superpowers has been increased several times by them, which has greatly disrupted the market for lower-level superpowers. But no matter how high the price they offer, they still attract people with superpowers. There are no high-level superpowers. The lives of high-level superpowers are very precious, and they will not fill the bottomless pit of cosmic chaos for money. Therefore, this company later turned its attention to the slave trading market."
"In this universe, there are many powerful families who can support people with superpowers. They cast a net all over the world to find children with potential, invest in them while their abilities are still low, and even implant biological creatures if there is a chance. The chip directly turns them into slaves. Of course, once a superpower is implanted with a biochip, the possibility of breaking through the eighth level of superpower is almost gone."
"Wow, Anthony, you know so much... The universe is so dark... Then, Anthony, would you mind selling you to a place like that? Otherwise, we should pay in installments, and our space station will find the blind flow of the universe to pawn. Pay them back the money from the family property..." Gu Hanhan said a little chattyly, quite undecided.
"I don't mind at all. What I mainly mind is that you brought too little food to fill your stomach." Anthony poured the last bit of steamed buns in the bag into his mouth, clapped his hands and said, "Your buyer has already paid the bill. ”
Gu Hanhan turned around and found that there was indeed a prompt saying that the buyer had paid the bill.
five million! That’s five million Earth Reserve Volumes!
Gu Hanhan was immediately ecstatic and couldn't care less about the confusion. He jumped up and down on the sofa like a madman, shouting to Anthony: "My sister is rich, Anthony, it's all thanks to you!"
"I'll bring you a pound of steak tomorrow! I'm rich now. You can order whatever you want."
Anthony has now had his after-dinner fruit. He calmly peeled a banana, pointed at Taobao, and said to Gu Hanhan: "Regardless of whether the Entry and Exit Administration allows you to carry a one-pound steak out of the country, Rich Sister, the buyer will definitely pay the bill." You asked to see my medical report, so you better not get too happy too early."
"What does that have to do with it? Just show it to them. I brought you a complete set of physical examination records!" Gu Hanhan said nonchalantly, "The report clearly states that you have superpowers from the Department of Physics. Even if you survive It won't be more than three months. Anyway, according to you, the person who bought you originally wanted you to die, so he shouldn't care, right?"
"Sister, your IQ is really worrying," Anthony sighed and said, "Let me remind you, from the earth to the distant Magellanic Clouds, even the nearest inhabited galaxy in the nebula, the interstellar voyage time is at least 126 standard days…”
Gu Hanhan struggled to understand these words for a few seconds before he finally understood: "You mean, you died before it was delivered to the buyer?"
The shuttle was suspended in the air below the first aperture. Jack stood up and bowed to the two girls with his hands on his chest: "Ladies, as you can see, we are parked on the main road of the Rose Garden. This is the so-called The invincible garden in the universe, with ten million bright flowers waiting for you to pick——"
