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Gu Hanhan jumped up, grabbed the collar of the assistant's neatly pressed suit without thinking, and confidently requested a return. The assistant took a step back and saw that Gu Hanhan had no intention of letting go, so he had to stop and said awkwardly that he could not return the goods.
So, Gu Hanhan used all the drafts he had made along the way. With one hand, she was still twisting the assistant's suit collar, shirt front, and imitation silk tie. She rounded her other arm and grabbed it around. She felt that she had grabbed Anthony's wrist and pushed him forward. Pulled, pulled to his side - Anthony did not resist at all, and was "carried" to the opposite side of the assistant according to the wishes of taking care of Hanhan, and cooperated with Gu Hanhan's words with great interest, using a defective product as a There is a way to consciously show his flaws that are not actually flaws.
While Gu Hanhan was giving pointers to Anthony, she was telling the assistant why it was a defective product and why it had to be returned. Failure to return it would be a scam and a commercial fraud committed by the socialist dictatorship, etc. She had made up all kinds of reasons. . His level of confusing right and wrong and using strong words to make sense is truly breathtaking.
If it's just a matter of confusing right and wrong and making strong arguments, that's fine. She also involved personal attacks. Together with Zheng Wenwen, she used the killer weapon of the unscrupulous girl duo to fight and win the duet, and gave an all-round and three-dimensional warm greeting to the assistant and his ancestors.
The assistant's lips trembled and his face turned pale after being greeted. However, due to Gu Hanhan's sensitive status as an indigenous person on Earth, he couldn't slap her, so he could only endure it secretly, almost losing his breath and giving her a heart attack. Finally, when a section of the duet came to an end, and taking advantage of the precious few seconds when the duo of unscrupulous girls temporarily closed their mouths, the assistant quickly expressed his own and the Eagle Sauce Club’s final attitude towards the return incident——
"Ms. Gu, the Cowherd you bought was originally a defective product that was discounted. I believe you should understand that among all sales products, defective products that are discounted are not returnable, and our contract also clearly states that This is clearly stated, and you also agree to sign it. So no matter how many reasons you find to prove that you bought a defective product, it is impossible to help you return it. So, please do as you please. "
After saying that, the assistant turned around and left. He was very agile, and with an unknown twist, he escaped from her clutches without Gu Hanhan being aware of it.
Gu Hanhan jumped up and issued the ultimate threat: "If you don't quit, I will sue you to the Red Light District Management Committee!"
"You can file a lawsuit wherever you want. You can also file a lawsuit." The assistant turned around and said, "I think even in the courts of the earth, the most basic principles must be explained."
As a distinguished Miss Earth, Gu Hanhan kicked the iron plate for the first time after saying these harsh words. She was immediately furious, rolled up her sleeves, and planned to do something dishonorable. Of course, it would be even better if the assistant could be framed for eye-catching news such as beating an Earth girl. Fortunately, Zheng Wenwen still had some sense because she had no debts. From the assistant's tone and his quick skills, she knew that this guy would never be able to retreat today, so she switched sides on the spot and held Gu Hanhan down.
"Forget it, Hanhan, there are so many onlookers, and our specialty is not fighting. Everyone has left, and we can't really stay here. I can stay with you forever, but your Ms. Li Shufen can't let it go either. You're going to stay here forever. Let's find a place to eat first. When I got up early in the morning, I didn't eat anything and you pulled me into a fight. Let's come back after eating." As he said this, he stood aside and watched the fun, overlooking all living beings. Mr. Anthony winked, and the two of them dragged and dragged Miss Gu Hanhan away, who was on the verge of losing control.
Anthony controlled the shuttle and drove out of the Rose Garden. Finally, he stopped at a famous Orange Star specialty restaurant in space orbit and went in to eat. After Orange Star's specialty frozen berry juice was served, Gu Hanhan's violent mood calmed down a little. He took a sip of the cold drink with a frown and looked at Anthony, then looked at Anthony and sighed.
"I'm so deceived by lard! Why did I buy it from you in a rush? You didn't return the goods unconditionally within seven days! Passionate consumption kills people!" Gu Hanhan's expression and tone were full of sorrow. . It seemed that, under the huge threat of the credit card bill, Anthony's sad and pleasant face could not make her feel better.
Zheng Wenwen comforted Gu Hanhan and said, "Come on, let's eat first. No matter what the big deal, you have to eat. Let's think about it slowly. If it doesn't work, it's great that you should confess to Ms. Li Shufen and seek leniency. I'm sure your Ms. Li Shufen won't do it because of that. I don’t want to give up 7,100 yuan, just to watch you enter the bureau.”
However, the comfort obviously had the opposite effect. Gu Hanhan was comforted to the point that she had no appetite at all. The double pressure of Ms. Li Shufen, who was in debt, did not destroy her spirit, but first destroyed her stomach.
"You two go ahead and eat, I'll just lay here for a while." She said weakly, "Maybe I'll find a way to return it again!"
Anthony looked at Gu Hanhan's frowning face and suddenly smiled.
"You really shouldn't be so worried about these 8,000 yuan, my dear master. You shouldn't even consider returning me just for this mere 8,000 yuan." He seemed to be serious, and some seemed to be joking. "Because I am your property, and my value is not just worth a mere eight thousand earth reserve coupons. Please allow me to venture to say, my dear master, if you insist on returning me, it will become The biggest mistake you've ever made in your life. Yes, the biggest, not one. As long as you can be more patient with me, you will soon find that you get more than your money's worth by buying me. I highly recommend you try it out for a while time."
The unscrupulous girl, who was worried about the bill, suddenly became angry: Why do I owe the bill? The culprit is none other than you! Why don't you find a place to eat and drink and pretend you don't exist, and yet you still dare to speak? !
"Sorry, Mr. Anthony, I don't think the bank will be patient with me." Gu Hanhan responded unceremoniously like a fledged fighting cock, "If what you mean by great value for money means your Superpowers, I don't see what use that would do to me. If you mean your body, yes, I admit that your body does attract me, but I'm really not in the mood to whore you right now."
Anthony laughed: "You are so cute. I am more determined to devote myself to you. My dear master."
Gu Hanhan shouted irritably: "Who did you call cute? Who said I'm cute? Who am I fighting with! Also, please don't say 'my dear master' every time, which will make your back molars sore! I have a name , my name is Gu Hanhan!"
Zheng Wenwen was so happy that she held her chin and said: "'Cute' is the ultimate insult to our 'unscrupulous girl duo', Anthony. How can I call my sister cute when she is so cool, handsome and domineering? Right, Hanhan ?”
"No problem," Anthony said, "I will call you 'dear handsome and domineering' from now on."
The corners of Gu Hanhan's mouth twitched, and then he completely exploded. "Dear XXX!" She pounded the table and roared, then turned to Zheng Wenwen, "Can you shut up, shut up!"
Zheng Wenwen pressed her mouth. Anthony spread his hands: "Okay, Gu Hanhan."
It's not so maddening after all.
Gu Hanhan let out a long breath, and the fire he had been holding in all day seemed to be released with this breath, and his whole body softened like a deflated rubber ball.
"Ignore her, she's the least knowledgeable person like someone who's in debt until his face turns green." Zheng Wenwen glanced at her good friend without sympathy, and then opened her wallet with only change left. And he called Anthony and said, "You can order whatever you want, as long as it's something we can afford. You didn't even order a drink just now."
"You don't need any food or water, I can just drink this." Anthony raised the water bottle in his hand. Gu Hanhan had brought it from Earth before. He kept it in his hand after taking a few sips on the way. Later, during the fight, he handed the water bottle to Anthony.
Gu Hanhan suddenly felt uncomfortable.
"That's what was left from my drink," she said.
"It's such an honor, my dear master, it's delicious," Anthony praised as he took a sip as gracefully as he tasted wine. "Water from the earth is always delicious."
Gu Hanhan's mind twitched, and he had an impulse to ask: Which one is more delicious, me or the earth's water?
"It's really beautiful." Zheng Wenwen smiled, "Gu Hanhan, your face is turning red."
"Zheng Wenwen, shut up!"
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands and muttered in a low voice: "Why are you still clamoring for a return? What you say is not what you mean!"
"Order!" Gu Hanhan shouted in anger.
Zheng Wenwen shrugged and raised her hand to call the waiter. Because Gu Hanhan claimed to have no appetite and Anthony claimed to only drink water, Zheng Wenwen ordered a table full of dishes according to her own preferences - they were all alien delicacies, they looked good and tasted great, and the most important thing was that the price was low, so you could order as much as you wanted. You don’t have to worry about not having enough change left in your wallet to pay the bill and wash the dishes.
"Our funds are limited, so we have to save some money," she said.
"The first level of super power is already very powerful, okay? There are only a few of them on the entire earth!"
"That's because the genes of the Earth's indigenous people are very stable and their living environment is healthy, which is most suitable for the current human body. Therefore, it is difficult for genetic mutations that may give rise to superpowers to occur——"
"This is so unfair!" Gu Hanhan interrupted.
Anthony smiled and said: "Do you think it is a good thing that there are more people with super powers? If there are more people with super powers, there will be more people dying from genetic diseases. There may not be one among 100 million mutant gene carriers. The emergence of a superpower. And every time a superpower appears in the universe, it means that at least one million people will die at the same time due to serious genetic diseases."
