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The lingua franca of the universe throughout this article is even worthy of being so abstract. Gu Hanhan's Universal Language is so bad that he can't understand anything except numbers.
Gu Hanhan looked up and saw Zheng Wenwen. Zheng Wenwen also looked unhappy. His Universal Language was even worse. She usually got single digits in this subject.
"How about waiting for Anthony to come back?" Zheng Wenwen asked, "He seems to be pretty good at it?"
Gu Hanhan waved his hand: "If we rely on him even to order food, we will look useless!"
Then, the moment to test your wisdom came.
According to the tips from some precious historical and cultural heritages, when you can't order a dish for some reason, you can point to the side and announce: "Just have one." This method can be used wherever it is best. It can be called a master key.
So Gu Hanhan lowered his head and pretended to read the menu while glancing at the table next to him. The tables on the African savannah are sparsely arranged, so this is not easy to do. Gu Hanhan's eyes should have formed a triangle, but he finally saw clearly
There is a fat man squatting next to the dirt on the left front side. The fat man is in a suit and leather shoes, sitting upright and elegant. There was a snow-white lace tablecloth on the table, a full set of cutlery and silk napkins on the tablecloth, a sterling silver dinner plate, and sparkling crystal cups. In short, it was a grand display.
However, despite such a grand display, there was only a large open-mouthed bottle and a small cup on the table. There was more than half a bottle of colorless and transparent liquid in the open bottle. The fat man was pouring it into a small cup and drinking it slowly.
Gu Hanhan had reason to believe that the colorless and transparent liquid in the bottle was undoubtedly boiled water. He was another silly kid who was deceived by the Geo-Eating Therapy.
If you are sick, you need to be cured. Just drinking water will help!
Whether it’s Himalayan snow mountain water or Antarctica’s Devonian glacier meltwater, plain water is plain water. Do you really expect that stuff to cure your genetic disease? Whoever spends money to drink this is stupid and wrong, and the fat man is stupid enough. The glass of water in front of him probably costs three to five hundred earth yuan, right? Silly, come to my house and drink, you can get enough for fifty cents.
, drop this pss!
Gu Hanhan moved his gaze downwards and noticed a father and son squatting in the grass behind and on the right side.
The skin color of the father and son was reddish, with black in the red and purple in the black. It was hard to tell what color they were. However, despite her poor skin color, her clothes are very magnificent, and they can be called two moving jewelry shelves. Gu Hanhan was very envious when he saw it, and almost wanted to go up and shake it. Looking at the table, the content is also very rich. There are cups, plates and dishes on the table, as if it is an excellent imitation object.
"Waiter, give it to me, no." Fortunately, Gu Hanhan took another look, otherwise today's meal would be a waste.
There was a full table in front of the two movable jewelry shelves, but what were the bowls and plates filled with?
white rice, red rice, black rice, yellow rice
Soy sauce, vinegar, chili water, pepper noodles, mustard, sesame oil, salad dressing
Nima, there isn’t even a single dish, it’s all rice and condiments!
This is not the lobby of the restaurant, but the back kitchen of the restaurant?
This is no longer something that geo-food therapy can explain.
And these two people don't look like they are sick. The change in skin color is not a serious physical mutation. In the latest version of the catalog of cosmic diseases, simple skin color variation is even classified as a category, which is almost impossible. It's said to be a genetic mutation disease.
The big mobile jewelry stand scooped up a large piece of rice with a spoon, dipped it in the soy sauce water, and quickly put it into his mouth to chew. While eating, he also said to the little mobile jewelry shelf who was also eating enthusiastically: "Try it, this is called food!"
Gu Hanhan suddenly felt that the world view she had formed during her eighteen years of life had been greatly impacted. Could it be that soy sauce rice is the real delicacy in the world? Suddenly, Gu Hanhan had the urge to go home and give it a try.
Hey, you can’t afford to hurt the big dog from the mineral star! Poor kid, nothing good has ever come out, right?
This can only be removed via pss.
Gu Hanhan tried his best to look farther away, trying to find someone to imitate. However, everything that can be seen is miserable. As for how far away you are, you can’t see it anymore
Gu Hanhan was completely discouraged. He closed the menu and looked up at the waiter: "Can you recommend one?"
Zheng Wenwen was also afraid that the waiter would recommend boiled water, lettuce leaves, or even boiled green vegetables, which are earthy dishes with the characteristics of high-end restaurants, so she hurriedly added: "It doesn't matter if it's not a special dish, the key is to have a good taste."
The waiter recommended one: salted milk cucumbers with secret sauce, and praised highly: "This dish is made from cucumbers that matured on the summer solstice, and is served with our secret sauce. Our salt is collected from three thousand meters away." It is refined from cliff rock salt above the height and various natural materials. Our vinegar sauce is all authentic Shanxi mature vinegar, which has been aged for more than five years. Our sauce is all "
Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen looked at each other, then shook their heads together: Why don't I come to your house to eat a cucumber?
The waiter thought for a moment and recommended another one: "Pearl Jade Hibiscus."
The name sounds reliable. Gu Hanhan thought, it should be meatball soup or something, right? Pearls are meatballs, Jade is green vegetables, Furong is minced chicken, um, green vegetable, chicken and meatball soup. A combination of meat and vegetables, vegetables and soup, very good. But is it really vegetable, chicken and meatball soup? Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen uncertainly. Zheng Wenwen was happy and asked directly: "Then please introduce me."
So, as usual, the waiter promoted the art in a tone of appreciation: "This dish is one of the signature dishes of our March Rabbit Nest. It is cooked by our number one chef. All the ingredients for this dish are selected from the earth's 232,601 degrees north latitude." The cabbage is hand-grown on a non-mechanized farm, and the heart part is lightly fried with ancient Taicang white garlic. It has a slightly sweet and fragrant taste and is well worth a try.
Vegetarian fried cabbage!
The co-written pearls are not meatballs but garlic!
Zheng Wenwen couldn't help it and smiled.
Is it worth trying? Whoever wants to taste it can taste it, but I won’t taste it anyway.
Gu Hanhan became angry from embarrassment: I spend a lot of money and effort, how can it be easy for me to have a big meal? Are you just teasing me like this?
Gu Hanhan closed the menu in his hand with a "snap" and raised his eyes to the waiter: "Are we the indigenous people of the earth?"
Zheng Wenwen on the opposite side nodded her head in order to strengthen her voice, and the meaning on her face was quite obvious: So don't use things like vegetable leaves, tap water, etc. to fool us.
"I'm very sorry!" The waiter bowed deeply and apologized sincerely. Then, he straightened up, took a step forward, dropped the menu in Gu Hanhan's hand, quickly slid his fingers a few times, mixed up a soup, and said: "In this case, we solemnly recommend this soup to you. , Queen’s Bisque.”
Queen's soup?
Gu Hanhan carefully distinguished the projection in front of him. There are some unknown lotus-shaped objects in the thick white and clear soup, which makes people feel suspicious no matter how they look at it.
"This is" Gu Hanhan raised his head hesitantly, "Is this like carrot soup?"
"It is indeed carrot soup. You have extraordinary vision and accurate judgment." The waiter praised her.
Gu Hanhan threw the menu away angrily: What is this? It's just a shady store.
Zheng Wenwen asked: "I said, don't you have any meat dishes in your family?"
In line with the principle of making trouble, Gu Hanhan added a reminder: "For example, potato stewed beef, sweet and sour pork ribs, etc."
However, the waiter who ordered the food refused to cooperate with the trouble and did not say, "If you want to eat potato stewed beef, please go out and turn right. There is a Northeastern cuisine restaurant not far next door." Instead, he said seriously: "I'm sorry, this restaurant is a completely vegetarian restaurant. "
Zheng Wenwen looked at the name tag on the waiter's chest, spelling it out letter by letter: ",."
"Faith?" Gu Hanhan said immediately, "Lop-eared rabbit?"
"I think I understand why it is the March Rabbit's Nest." Zheng Wenwen said.
"I understand too." Gu Hanhan spread his hands, "My mistake." After saying that, he picked up his bag and stood up.
"You two ladies are so beautiful, why don't you try vegetarianism?" Although he did not directly stop her, the waiter named Lop-eared Rabbit spoke at the perfect time. He said politely, "According to the common dietary standards in the galaxy, vegetarian food has more beautifying effects than meat. For example, our queen's soup, all the ladies in the galaxy who have tasted it have very high evaluations."
After praising the benefits of vegetarianism in this way, the waiter suddenly paused, leaned over and said in a voice that only three people could hear: "Just order this dish! In fact, this radish dish The soup is made according to the vegetarian meal recipe used by Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty, the last feudal autocratic dynasty in China, to worship Buddha more than 2,000 years ago. It is a genuine historical and cultural heritage. Although it looks like it is just radish soup, more than 30 kinds of meat were actually used in it. What is fried? Stir-frying, deep-frying, stewing and stewing, all the countless techniques are available in this dish. It tastes better than meat, and you can't taste the meat at all. Think about it, even the Empress Dowager Cixi can't taste it. If you order now, I will give you a 10% discount and a free serving of green-flavored crystal rice, ah, just white rice. You see, if you only order one dish, you can eat well and be full."
Oh my God, you are selling mutton and dog meat, and you are selling rabbits with grass and broth!
The lop-eared rabbit blinked and smiled, revealing his dimples: "You two must keep this secret, otherwise I will be hunted down by the boss."
Gu Hanhan found that this rabbit looked pretty when it smiled. It's not the kind of beauty that makes a genetically modified person so beautiful that it makes the brain starve for oxygen, but the kind of beauty that makes people feel ironed from the inside out.
"Are you also an indigenous person on Earth? A work-study college student?" Zheng Wenwen asked with a smile.
"Yes," Lop-eared Rabbit said with a smile, "I am a second-year major in land trade at Huangzhuang University."
Zheng Wenwen's eyes widened, and she declared shamelessly: "I am also a land trade major at Huangzhuang University, two years below you."
"Oh?" The lop-eared rabbit blinked and looked at Zheng Wenwen with joy.
"889755412" Zheng Wenwen quickly reported a series of numbers.
