Gu Hanhan knew that Su Yu was half disabled, but since he had been brought out, he had to take good care of him and not let him starve. [Read the latest chapter] So, Gu Hanhan thought about setting the tableware for Su Yu, pouring the juice, and specifically asked him how to use chopsticks, and then helped him pick up the vegetables. But soon, after chatting with Zheng Wenwen, she forgot about Su Yu. After Su Yu took a small bite of each dish that Gu Hanhan gave him, he looked at Gu Hanhan and ignored him, so he sat there in a daze.
Su Yu sat there silently, as beautiful as a statue, attracting frequent glances from the waiters and girls coming and going. Fei Siyu, who was also forgotten by his girlfriend, tried to say hello to the statue opposite——
Mr. Su Yu, do you smoke? What about wine - don't you drink wine too? But you might consider trying this wine. It’s called Moutai. You know Moutai, right? This is the only wine that is prohibited from being sold outside the earth, so many alien travelers will take a sip after setting foot on the earth to commemorate the earth’s mother planet and the same kind of human beings——
The only thing that can commemorate the earth and the same kind of human beings is the Great Voyage Monument. Su Yu, who had been silent without changing his eyes, suddenly spoke.
Fei Siyu couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Su Yu finally spoke.
The Great Voyage Monument is indeed a must-see attraction. It is located in Tiananmen Square. Has Gu Hanhan taken you there? If you haven’t been there, let’s go shopping together after dinner. I also worked as a tour guide for a while before. .
You don't seem to have eaten anything. Is the food not to your liking? So let's order some again. Fei Siyu called the waiter over, pointed at the two people who were discussing the strategy of female prostitutes, and said helplessly: Leave them alone, they have always been like this. And you are not allowed to express your opinions. If you do, you will be threatened to change your boyfriend. I was pitiful when I was ignored by myself before...
They just said they wanted to exchange. Su Yu suddenly interrupted Fei Siyu.
Ah, Fei Siyu was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, don't take that seriously, they were just joking. Girls who have a good relationship with them like to make this kind of joke the most, but in fact the only thing they can't mix with is their boyfriend, unless she doesn't consider you a boyfriend at all. But if it weren’t for my boyfriend, we wouldn’t be having dinner together today, right?
May I have your name? Su Yu looked at Fei Siyu and asked condescendingly.
Fei Siyu was a little puzzled. Didn't they introduce him when they met just now? But I told him again good-naturedly.
You have no superpowers.
Superpowers, me? Fei Siyu was shocked and said with a smile, it would be great if I had super powers. At least I could go to a better university, but then I wouldn't be able to get to know Wenwen. You must not think that there are many superpowers on earth just because you are with Gu Hanhan. It may be just a coincidence. Among all the people I know, Gu Hanhan is the only one who has some superpowers——
Su Yu interrupted Fei Siyu again and asked in a very commanding manner: What can you do?
But the kind-hearted rabbit thought it was just Su Yu who couldn't speak Earth Chinese well.
Do you mean work? I haven't graduated from college yet, so I go to restaurants on weekends to serve dishes and earn some pocket money while practicing my foreign language. After graduation, I might go to sell souvenirs. As for you, I heard from Wenwen, which country are you a prince, so you shouldn't need to find a job.
Gu Hanhan just finished exchanging game experiences with Zheng Wenwen, so he turned around and interrupted: His job is not to do his job properly. Now he skips class all day and only does homework for fifteen minutes every day.
Alien university is so easy... Rabbit sighed.
Gu Hanhan cheerfully picked up food for Su Yu and enthusiastically recommended all kinds of food he liked to Su Yu, so the conversation shifted to various earthly delicacies. Su Yu didn't have anything to say, but just eating the food Gu Hanhan gave him was enough to keep him busy, so it wasn't boring at all.
After almost eating, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen went to the toilet together. Fei Siyu called the waiter and told her something. Then the waiter brought over a few roses wrapped in plastic paper and some cards. Fei Siyu picked the reddest rose and saw Su Yu looking at him, so he explained: Tomorrow is the Qixi Festival on earth, and he wants to send flowers to his girlfriend to express his love for her. But I have to work at the restaurant early tomorrow morning and can't take leave, so I bought it now and hid it in Wenwen's bag. This way she can see it when she opens it tomorrow... Do you want it too?
Fei Siyu said that he took a rose and handed it to Su Yu who had been looking at him. He took out his wallet and paid for both flowers. Then he borrowed the waiter's pen and wrote a few words on the card, which were related to flowers. Put them together into the innermost layer of Zheng Wenwen's bag. After sitting back, he saw that the flowers in Su Yu's hand were gone. He thought he had put the flowers in Gu Hanhan's bag like him, so he smiled at him.
What did you write? Su Yu asked.
It's nothing, Fei Siyu said embarrassedly, just the usual things to say.
What is it? You repeat it.
Fei Siyu saw that Su Yuda was not giving up until he asked questions, so he told him: "I love you, let us be together forever." After saying that, he turned his head to the side in embarrassment.
Su Yu nodded slightly and stopped talking.
Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen came back one after another, with Gu Hanhan walking behind. She checked out at the front desk, holding four cans of carbonated drinks in her arms for assisting in tax evasion. Then they took their bags and left the restaurant. Gu Hanhan, holding a drink in her hand, motioned to Su Yu with her chin to help her pick up her bag. But Su Yu couldn't understand this look at all, so it was Fei Siyu who helped hand it to him, and he grabbed it in shock.
As he walked out, Gu Hanhan distributed the drinks to everyone, and also gave Su Yu a can. But Su Yu didn't know how to open it at all. He was holding Gu Hanhan's bag in one hand and a drink can in the other, looking so stupid and cute. Gu Hanhan couldn't help laughing, pulled his bag, kissed Su Yu on the face, handed the opened can in his hand to him, and took away the bottle in his hand. Can.
Drink, Mr. Su. Gu Hanhan said, then grabbed his arm and caught up with his friend and rabbit in front.
Oh, what a loving relationship. We even drink a glass of water together. Zheng Wenwen laughed at them.
Gu Hanhan shrugged and thought: I wouldn't have told you that this thing can't even open a bottle of soda by itself. How embarrassing!
Su Yu didn't plan to drink it at first, but after hearing what Zheng Wenwen said, he took a sip and thought to himself: Does drinking it together constitute love? As soon as I tasted it, I felt a rough stimulation on my tongue that I had never experienced before, so I took another bite. If there is one, there are two, and if there are two, there are three. As a result, when he came out of the dungeon, he tasted a whole can of carbonated soda worth two yuan and eighty cents with mixed emotions, and also tasted half of Gu Hanhan's can.
They parted at the exit of the dungeon. Gu Hanhan looked at Su Yu and asked: Should we go back now or play for a while?
Su Yu saw Zheng Wenwen and Fei Siyu standing side by side on the platform of the station, talking and laughing. Zheng Wenwen opened the bag and found that the flower hugged Fei Siyu out of surprise, leaning her head on his shoulder and shaking her, and then the two The individuals got into the car intimately holding hands. He turned around and answered Gu Hanhan with a complicated mood: "Don't go back yet."
Well, after finally getting out, you should play for a while, otherwise it would be boring to face Mr. Butler's face all day long and make you want to hit him with a stick whenever you talk.
Do you want to knock Jose?
No, I'm just joking. I like Mr. Manager very much. Gu Hanhan quickly said, I'll take you wherever you want to go. I'll tell you all the interesting places nearby. How about taking you to Qianmen Street?
Go to the Great Voyage Monument.
There's nothing interesting there, just a bare pillar... Okay, let's just walk there, it's right in front, in the middle of the square.
Gu Hanhan raised her feet and walked forward. Su Yu caught up with her and extended his hand to her.
I still want to lead you... Okay, okay, I will lead you. Su Dashan, do you also have a bad sense of direction and love getting lost?
At night, Tiananmen Square is shrouded in a solemn glow under the lights, but there are too many tourists in the square. There are huge projected advertisements over the square, and people speaking in the universal language or Chinese with various changed accents. The noisy tour guide using a loudspeaker to greet the group members and read the tour guide completely destroyed the solemnity and sanctity.
Alien tourist groups usually go to Tiananmen to visit around eight o'clock in the evening. Gu Hanhan told Su Yu that because he was going to Qianmen Street to do some shopping in the afternoon, he would arrange dinner at a high-end restaurant next to him. After dinner, he would walk around Tian'anmen Square for a few minutes and play in the high-end casino entertainment city in front. It was just right. You can stay at the Forbidden City Hotel opposite and follow a standard procedure for aliens to be slaughtered.
Gu Hanhan dropped Su Yu's hand and turned around in the square. The imitator tour guide waved his arms in a warm and excited tone and said: Ladies and gentlemen, you are now standing in the world-famous J□j Square. , on your left is the largest local product trading area on earth. The most expensive tobacco, wine, silk and biological medicines in the universe can be bought here for one-tenth of the price - of course, nine-tenths of them are fake. goods. To your right is the best restaurant on earth, and the price is low. A serving of boiled Chinese cabbage originating from the earth only costs 200 yuan. In front of you is the seven-star Forbidden City Hotel, where you can stay for only 10,000 yuan a night. Of course, we are standing next to the Cosmonautics Monument. Ladies and gentlemen, why don’t you buy some commemorative medals to take back to your relatives and friends? ? Five yuan each. If you buy ten or more, you will get a 10% discount. If you want it, please pay and sign up...
"No, Mr. Su, this is the Aerospace Monument you want to visit," Gu Hanhan said, pointing to the two pillars that stood far apart in the center of the square.
They also had words engraved on them, which were... Gu Hanhan scratched her head, she really couldn't remember.
It is 'the sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive'. Su Yu said in a dark voice. He stood upright and looked up at the two pillars, then lowered his head and knelt down solemnly in front of the Cosmonautics Monument.
Gu Hanhan was so surprised that she almost didn't open her eyes out. She felt that her cognitive system collapsed. The only thought in her heart was: I am hallucinating. Does Su Daqian also kneel down? In this world What happened?