So, is it love that makes you angry when you find out after having sex that you still have to pay for prostitution?
This... why does it feel like the more people think about it, the more unaccustomed it becomes?
Will I, Gu Hanhan, also have love? Love is such a distant thing...
Zheng Wenwen said I love Anthony, but she actually said I love Anthony!
Do I love Anthony? Damn it, that guy Anthony definitely doesn’t love me!
No, that bastard with a sharp tongue doesn’t just love me? He doesn’t even know what love is!
But what exactly is love?
So should I go to Anthony to find love first, or should I go to Su Yu to get super powers first?
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Full of doubts and entanglements, Gu Hanhan returned to the family hotel. [No pop-up novel website]
Today Gu Ju has a lazy atmosphere. Because the evil man and his huge entourage were staying, all the waiters in the hotel, including the sweeping lady, had nothing to do, so they all gathered in the lounge to play poker. The officials of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the crew and directors have all withdrawn, but one liaison officer and one consultant assistant have been left behind. Of course, they have nothing to contact or consult at the moment, so they are in a state of idleness. , so he hung out in the employee lounge and mingled with working people, and joined the great cause of fighting landlords as soon as he was invited.
Gu Hanhan wandered around the employee lounge, but couldn't find any way to have reasonable contact with the evil man, so he declined Aunt Niu's warm invitation and wandered out to the duty room.
In the duty room, only the receptionist, Geng Chunfeng, was sitting behind the counter. The low-cut palace dress was scrawled on her body, and paired with her unlucky face, it had a particularly absurd comic effect.
Gu Hanhan suppressed his laughter and thought to himself: Extras are really not human jobs! Go up and say hello to someone——
Sister Chunfeng, would you like to poke around here for a while?
Go away! Your mother promised me that as long as I dress up and sit here, I will give me three times my salary.
Then I won’t compete with you for this money-making job! Gu Hanhan sighed in his heart that Ms. Li Shufen was really willing to take the job and seemed to have made a lot of money. At the same time, she asked: Has anyone come to see me in the past two days?
How not? Geng Chunfeng rolled his eyes and said, the aliens who came here looked for you more than ten times! I even doubted that you had done something to someone else, and I couldn’t get it right, so I just ran away!
I didn't do anything - Gu Hanhan thought to himself: I just slept with their evil elder.
Sister Chunfeng, you just love to think wildly! Gu Hanhan laughed dryly and said, Ms. Li Shufen didn't express her opinion, right?
What comments could she have to make? Before you left yesterday, your mother left first. Today he didn’t come at all! With the proletariat's natural resentment towards the boss as a class, Geng Chunfeng picked up the phone and asked me to tell her to express my opinion?
No, let’s not disturb Ms. Li Shufen from playing mahjong! Gu Hanhan said, who are the people looking for me? Did they leave their names?
Sister Chunfeng stretched out a finger and poked it casually to the side: "Here, they left a note and some other gifts."
Gu Hanhan turned her head and found a palm-sized round metal box on the table inside the counter. It was hollow and wrapped with silk. The surface was inlaid with many gems with names that she couldn't even name. It was so exquisite that it took your breath away. Next to the box, a plain envelope with gilt lace was placed solemnly.
While Gu Hanhan was picking them up, Sister Chunfeng laughed desperately: Did you see it? It's a letter, a letter made of paper! Laughing like crazy, it feels like a time-traveling costume drama. This is definitely a manifestation of the syndrome of excessive force used by young virgins to pick up girls for the first time...
Gu Hanhan was silent in his heart: Sister Chunfeng, you are wrong! This time, I'm afraid it's not some pretense, but real sex...
Gu Hanhan tried his best to suppress his strong urge to open the gift first and picked up the letter first.
In the center of the envelope was a very beautiful handwritten cursive calligraphy. It was impossible to tell what language it was in, but it was so noble and arrogant that she, Gu Hanhan, didn't recognize it at all.
He took out the letter and opened the folded paper. There was a large purple watermark of a badge in the center of the paper. The complicated and twisted pattern was very similar to the energy picture of the evil man in Gu Hanhan's memory, but the color seemed slightly different. There are three or four lines of words on the letter paper, and they are also in beautiful hand-written cursive calligraphy. Visual inspection is consistent with the envelope. They are written by the same person. They are all noble and arrogant and unscrupulous girls on earth cannot understand.
As a result, Gu Hanhan became depressed.
Who is the bastard who wrote this letter? Don’t you know that I only know Earth Chinese?
Is it the evil man Su Yu? But he obviously speaks Chinese very well!
So is this a deliberate attempt to despise my sister?
It's too much. He actually despises my sister for being uneducated!
Are you a monster? If so, just wait for my sister’s inhumane revenge!
Gu Hanhan carefully looked at the bottom where the signature should be, but there was nothing there - in fact, if someone actually signed it, she would not be able to recognize it.
Stop wondering. Yesterday, we all spent the whole night searching the Internet. We used countless translation software. Sister Chunfeng opened her mouth leisurely, and finally found out that it was some damn ancient Germanic language.
Gu Hanhan patted her head: Sister Chunfeng, you are so boring! As expected, they are all unreliable, and they opened my letter privately!
This stingy spirit is not the first time it has been demolished. Sister Chunfeng pursed her lips and smiled. It looked like a love letter written by a mentally retarded man. How could you miss such a happy thing! All the people voted unanimously to see it!
Why don't you guys gossip like this? Gu Hanhan said helplessly, what was written in the letter?
The translation is - to the beautiful and ruthless Miss Gu Hanhan: I look forward to meeting you. It would be a great joy if we could spend a good night together.
Not having dinner together?
No - Hanhan, is that the handsome guy shaking hands with you? Is it possible to have a friendship to spend a good night together so soon?
Gu Hanhan was embarrassed: This evil guy is so shameless, he has no nerve to write anything!
Where, the most friendship I have with that person is just agreeing to have dinner with him. I promise I’ve never even held hands with you, Sister Chunfeng! she says.
Geng Chunfeng smiled and said: I am not your mother! Quickly open the gift and take a look, it's such a beautiful box.
I’ll show you when I come back. Gu Hanhan put the gift box into his trouser pocket, grabbed the letter and ran away.
Since the evil men had taken the initiative to reach out with the ladder, Gu Hanhan decided to climb up and cultivate a personal relationship with them so that they could spend a good night together. According to Anthony, it was embarrassing for people with advanced abilities to directly talk about money among themselves! We have to talk about feelings - and only about feelings, not about love.
Since we don’t talk about love, it’s easy. Gu Hanhan left immediately after saying he was leaving. He didn't even go back to the room to take a shower, change clothes, put on makeup and look nice. Anyway, our motives for dating were not pure, so why waste time with useless tricks? What to do!
Gu Hanhan carried the letter and walked to the entrance of the hotel's guest room department. There were eight guards in straight uniforms standing guard outside the corridor. His posture was so solemn and solemn that there was reason to believe that anyone who dared to cross the steps of the entrance corridor without permission would surely pay the price in blood. Gu Hanhan thinks that the evil man and his men are too capable - no matter how great you are, you are already on Earth, do you still need to put on a show so tirelessly?
With deep contempt for the alien aristocratic slave owners and tycoon capitalists, Gu Hanhan took a deep breath and pretended to be calm as she stepped onto the steps - in fact, she was scared to death, for fear that the evil man's thugs would not open their eyes and would give him to him first when they came up. She was punched and kicked - but she couldn't let her legs weaken! Anthony said that we should always show that there are people above us and a strong backstage.
Against the gaze of eight pairs of sixteen eyes on both sides, Gu Hanhan walked forward with his head held high. As expected, the guards did not make any move to stop him. Not only did they let him go, they also raised their arms to their chests and saluted him - it was a salute, right?
Hahaha, my sister still has a strong aura and can kill countless security guards instantly.
The unscrupulous girl, who felt quite good about herself, walked proudly about halfway down the corridor when she felt someone chasing her from behind. She turned around in surprise and found that it was a middle-aged man who had had negotiations with her before. The Jose who claimed to be the general manager of Su Yu's palace.
Behind him were two men wearing Egyptian robes. They ran quickly to catch up with Gu Hanhan. While bowing to her, he gave her a flattering smile and a welcome mixed with countless exaggerated and complimentary words.
The plum blossoms are shining brightly, Miss Gu, the plum blossoms are shining brightly. Your smile makes the universe intoxicated, your eyes twinkle like stars, you are so beautiful...
Gu Hanhan finally understood where the monstrous man Su Yu's extremely narcissistic peacock energy came from. It was definitely caused by these unruly, shameless, bottom-line and principled Si Wu subordinates. ! I really don’t know how they have the nerve to say such boasts and praises with such disregard for the basis of reality that even an unscrupulous girl like her would blush!
After a moment of silence, Gu Hanhan said helplessly: "What about that, Mr. Jose, this is my home!"
Yes, yes, all in all, I am grateful that you are here. Jose followed Gu Hanhan step by step sideways and spoke with infinite earnestness. It is a great honor for Justin to have you here. It is a great honor, Miss Gu, to welcome you on behalf of Mr. Su Yu. I really don’t know how to express my excitement at this moment, Miss Gu, even if I can prostrate myself at your feet and wash away every particle of dust on your soles with my saliva and tongue, it will be my Jose’s greatest honor. If I have the honor to kiss your noble hand, it would be the pride of my ancestors. Can I kiss your hand, Miss Gu.
cannot! Gu Hanhan endured the nausea and hid his hands in his trouser pockets.
That's such a shame.
I don't feel sorry at all. Where is your Lord Su Yu? Bring him out to me.
You are so good at joking. Your Excellency is waiting for you in the restaurant. Please allow me to lead you.
Isn't it a bedroom? I thought he would be waiting for me on the bed in the bedroom! Gu Hanhan took out the crumpled invitation letter from his trouser pocket, held it in front of Jose with two fingers, and said: He clearly invited me to spend the night together!
Manager Jose touched the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said: Sorry, Miss Gu, this is really not something that we servants can comment on. Please forgive me.
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