You are not blinded by lard, but you have indeed been fed psychedelic soup. Not by me, but by yourself. I just didn't stop you. Anthony said seriously.
What? Gu Hanhan's belly jumped up, and he stood on the ground and stared at Anthony. His meaning was very clear - tell me what the situation is, please tell me clearly.
The wine you ordered that day contained high-strength hallucinogens. You drank so much again, it’s honestly not surprising that you sold yourself out.
Gu Hanhan was confused: It's impossible, isn't it said to be safe and harmless?
It seems that you have a habitual lack of common sense, or that the natives of the earth are very naive in this regard. Anthony shook his head and said, safe and harmless means that it will not make you addicted or cause sequelae. The wine you opened that day was labeled 0-16 by LSD. Safe and harmless, only the 0 in the front and the 16 in the back represent the strength of the hallucinogen. 16 degrees is quite high among level 0 hallucinogens.
The hateful alien is indeed Sister Meng! Gu Hanhan jumped three feet high and announced with great indignation: I will complain to the Red Light District Management Bureau and have them shut down! I don’t want to live anymore if I dare to defraud my sister of her money!
Anthony slapped his forehead and sighed: Sister, you can't be so repetitive. When they refused to sell to you at the beginning, you threatened to complain to the Red Light District Management Bureau until they were shut down. That's why you later signed a contract with them that was a loss of rights and an insult to the country. Product special price processing contract. In this situation, how can you still have the nerve to come to your door? I have to say, sister, you must be really mentally strong.
Have I ever done that? Gu Hanhan stood there looking at Anthony and asked with some suspicion. She really couldn't remember the details of what happened that night. But even if what Anthony said is true, it doesn't matter. The so-called unscrupulous girl will only be reasonable when it is beneficial to herself. Gu Hanhan waved his hand arrogantly: I don't care, I will file a complaint against them anyway. The contract you tricked me into signing while under the influence of hallucinogens is invalid!
Anthony wanted to say that they didn't lie to you at all, but that you asked to be lied to yourself. However, it seemed pointless to deal with such moral matters with an unscrupulous girl like Gu Hanhan, so he simply got to the point: Do you have any evidence? Can your quarantine report at the entry and exit quarantine prove that you were delirious at the time? No, if the amount of hallucinogens in your body exceeds the standard equivalent, you should not be able to enter, but in fact you got in successfully.
Gu Hanhan was stunned. Her quarantine results at that time were indeed very normal. The staff sister who came to the window as usual mistakenly thought that she was eating a drink originating from the earth in orbit.
Wenwen's quarantine results are over. she says.
But it’s you who signs the contract and pays the money.
Gu Hanhan became anxious and said with arrogant teeth: Checking the club's ledger will definitely prove that I drank too much at that time!
This is the most stupid thing about you in this matter. Why did you accept the offer of free consumption that night? If you don’t know that the order is free, why don’t you charge it to your account? Anthony said with disdain, there are no records, how can you ask the Red Light District Administration to check?
Gu Hanhan was immediately dumbfounded: Is there nothing we can do?
Anthony smiled: Dear master, I have to say that as an unscrupulous girl, you still have a long way to go in terms of the basic skills of deception and deception.
Seeing Anthony's triumphant smile and listening to his role-playing "My Master", Gu Hanhan felt angry in his heart and evil in his heart.
I'll contact the agency to rent you out now! Whether it's a pervert, a lunatic or a black-hearted shop, as long as you give money, it's all fine! Gu Hanhan viciously threatened Anthony.
She turned her backpack upside down and threw it on the floor, rummaging through all the messy girls' little bits and pieces: Where did the tour guide leave me the agency's business card?
Anthony slapped his forehead: Even if he becomes angry, there is no need to do this, right? Gu Hanhan, why can't you even find the point of your threats?
I'm not threatening you! Gu Hanhan said with a serious face, the focus now is to earn 1,200 yuan before August 10th to pay off my credit card no matter what!
It's only 1,200 yuan, which doesn't count as a thing at all. I think our focus now is -
Gu Hanhan sneered: A mere thousand yuan is nothing, so can you help me earn a mere twelve hundred yuan first!
No problem, my dear master.
Withered? I knew a pretty guy like you would only brag - what did you just say, no problem? Gu Hanhan came to his senses and screamed immediately.
It's no problem.
Before August 10th?
certainly. Under the expectant gaze of the unscrupulous girl, Anthony nodded like a savior.
Long live! Gu Hanhan was so excited that he rushed over, protected Anthony's waist, and said angrily: Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Anthony looked innocent: Shouldn't it be you, as the master, who summoned me first, and then ordered with a cold face: 'Hey, Anthony, go and earn 1,200 yuan before the 10th and give it to me. If you can't do that, you'll have to wait for the little whip to serve you and you won't have any food! '?
Gu Hanhan almost fainted: Anthony, can you stop being so eager to role-play? His acting skills are obviously terrible!
Uh... I will definitely work hard next time... Gu Hanhan blinked and said, when will you start earning that one thousand two hundred yuan? If you start now, I will definitely bring steak to feed you tomorrow!
I am not here to eat, my dear master. To be honest, being busy with such a vulgar thing as money is entirely out of my infinite loyalty to you, my dear master!
Handsome man, please stop acting. Your acting skills are more than 10,000 light years behind mine. Was the big bag of food I just had for dogs?
Anthony glanced at the time, then solemnly helped Gu Hanhan tidy up his appearance, and asked Matthew to bring him the clothes he wore when going out.
Let's go out now. Anthony said, Gu Hanhan, have you brought any money? I need you to pay two hundred yuan first.
Can't you just use your hands and see the wolf?
Gu Hanhan, could you please stop focusing on deception and deception? You should realize that any gain must first be invested. Even gambling requires capital!
Are we going to gamble? Gu Hanhan chased after Anthony and said excitedly, why didn't I remember that your super power can be used for gambling? No matter how much it costs, I'll swipe my credit card.
Anthony looked back at Gu Hanhan, and then sighed deeply: Using superpowers to gamble is the most shameless behavior of people with superpowers - well, even if I can be shameless for you, no casino will let people with superpowers in. of. Therefore, Miss Gu Hanhan, you should catch up on your common sense when you have time.
Are you going to speculate in stock futures? There are no rules prohibiting superpowers and dogs, and the money is made as fast as gambling.
The losses are as fast as gambling. Anthony said that the superpowers who can make waves in the stock and futures industry are purely intellectual. Sorry, I am a muscle.
Okay, so where do muscular superpowers usually make trouble?
Anthony: Space battlefield——
Gu Hanhan: ...Are there any lower-end ones?
Anthony: Simulated space battlefield.
Gu Hanhan: ...Handsome guy, how about I rent you out on a daily basis? At least make up the minimum payment.
No kidding, I'm serious. You should know about the Mecha King Competition, a competition jointly held by the gaming industry and various parties every summer, right?
Gu Hanhan shook his head: This sounds like Dongdong is an otaku, how can he possibly understand that my sister is so lively and active?
Even I know that but you haven’t heard of it? Anthony said incredulously, "Okay, it's a fully simulated space war game." A world competition is held in July every year. Any player in the universe can connect to the Internet to participate as long as they sign up. The overall champion will receive a bonus of one million yuan, and the top ten will also receive considerable rewards. We are going to buy an emulator now.
Gu Hanhan opened his mouth wide: You want to become the champion of the universe.
Of course that's impossible. There are so many strong players in this competition, and every year even many top superpowers wear vests. With my current physical condition, it is very difficult to win the top ten, let alone the championship.
Gu Hanhan was silent in his heart: Handsome guy, should I praise you for being humble or should I say that you are self-righteous? Is it very difficult to make the top ten? How on earth did you say such shameless words?
Anthony continued: But starting from early this morning to 12 o'clock in the evening on August 1st, standard time, is the competition schedule for each division. Players from each division competed for three days and three nights, and the ten survivors advanced to the finals, and each received a bonus of 10,000 land dollars. What we have to do is to participate in the competition in the s135 division where the earth is located, and then help you get 10,000 yuan.
Are you sure you will live to the last ten?
It should be no problem, s135 doesn't have any powerful superpowers. This area is too close to the home planet, and the geographical environment determines that it is impossible for anyone with superpowers above level five to appear in it.
Level 5 is already many times more powerful than you, right?
Anthony laughed: Victory or defeat does not only depend on the level of superpowers. Although my superpowers are only close to level two now, there is absolutely no problem in instantly killing those with powers below level six in the game.
Handsome guy, you are bragging again!
Gu Hanhan thought: According to the physical examination report, you are clearly not even at the first level of super power. When did you get close to the second level!
Okay, just this one, pay for it.
Finally, Anthony picked up the latest simulator from a high-end game supply store in orbit, priced at 198 yuan. When he took out his credit card to pay the bill, Gu Hanhan was very reluctant. I had an uneasy feeling. Not only could I not earn 1,200 yuan to pay off my credit card, but I would have wasted another 200 yuan. She grumbled, but finally signed the bill.
Believe me, my dear master? Anthony touched Gu Hanhan's head, "Just believe me once, and I will give you a universe in return..."
Are you really not allowed to go to the casino? I still have a limit on my credit card, so it’s still too late to save it...
Anthony:…
The author has something to say: I have to go out for work today, so I will update in advance.
