The loud ringing finally brought Gu Hanhan back to his senses. [No pop-up novel website] Gu Hanhan looked at the ring and saw that it was Zheng Wenwen, so he opened the communication.
Wenwen, do you remember last night...
Hanhan, do you know who the fat man who fought with us last night was? Zheng Wenwen's almost crazy scream came to my ears, he is the elector of Ogra!
Gu Hanhan thought of the religious maniac at the March Rabbit Nest Restaurant, and couldn't help but feel confused: You're not talking about the lunatic who was sent to the public security agency by us, are you? And what the hell is an elector?
It's him, it's him! It is said that Ogra is the second most important figure after the head of state. What should we do, Hanhan, we didn’t know he was so awesome at that time, we wish we had known better and not called the police! I regret it so much.
Even if he is a fighter among aliens, he is still an alien, right? He has already harassed us, so what are we afraid of? Gu Hanhan said nonchalantly, "You really disgrace us, the people of the earth."
You dead man, can you please stop negotiating like this? Zheng Wenwen was furious. I received more than 300 messages in the morning, all of them asking for interviews. Gu Hanhan, do you fucking know that you are going to be famous?
Oh, I turned off the communication function, and I just woke up and heard such shocking news. Gu Hanhan thought of the hundreds of communication requests that popped up as soon as she turned on the phone, explained it, and then asked with a twitchy mind: If I become popular, can I get extra points in the college entrance examination?
Zheng Wenwen also replied a little convulsively: I haven't heard of that...
Then why bother with them? Gu Hanhan said decisively, if we were to be on TV, there would be a live broadcast in the universe or something like that. With our beautiful faces, we would not be able to attract the attention of those interstellar pirates, space wanderers and other human traffickers.
You think too much...
If my wife, Ms. Li Shufen, finds out about this, she will hurt me. Now Ms. Li is crazy and doesn't want to hear anything that has nothing to do with the college entrance examination and university admissions.
Okay... but those reporters are annoying!
Just be annoyed if it bothers you. Turn off the communication and ignore them. They will stop in a few days. As long as the police officer protects us, Gu Hanhan said, by the way, the police officer didn’t cause us any trouble, right?
I just got a call from the police station and asked us to go there tomorrow and make a new record. After Zheng Wenwen finished speaking, she asked a little uncertainly, do you think the police officer can protect us two? What if it's Ogra's or whatever, in short, that fat man sends people to threaten us, kidnap us, or simply kill us and silence us? This is how it is played in TV dramas, and the fat man sounds so powerful. How about we go out and hide for two days?
Didn't you get kicked in the head by a donkey? If our earthly people's police can't even handle the useless subordinates of wealthy locals from nowhere in the Milky Way, then can they still be people's police? Besides, if the people’s police can’t handle it, where else can you run and hide? Gu Hanhan said in a tone that hates iron but cannot be made into steel, I said you have some confidence, don't let it go at the critical moment, we are the natives of the earth! I have never heard of an alien going to Earth to start a lawsuit with the natives of Earth and still win? Don't worry.
What about the police records tomorrow?
Gu Hanhan thought for a while and asked: Are you at home or in the store?
at home. Ever since I was woken up by the communication——
Just wait, I'll come to your house right away. Gu Hanhan interrupted Zheng Wenwen and said, let's make a confession together and agree on the words first.
Gu Hanhan dropped the spoon, put on a pair of slippers and rushed out.
Zheng Wenwen's house is right next door to Gu Hanhan's house. It is also a three-story villa with white exterior walls and a medium-sized yard. The robot Guoguo of Zheng Wenwen's house opened the door and let Gu Hanhan in. Gu Hanhan immediately showed his sense of ownership and picked up a big red peach from the fruit plate on the coffee table in the living room of Zheng Wenwen's house, nibbling all the way up to the third floor - the entire third floor of Zheng Wenwen's house. It is Zheng Wenwen's territory. The area of more than 300 square meters is enough for the two of them to lie down and roll around between the bedroom and study. In this place, I don’t know how many random thoughts were born to vent their infinite energy as rebellious girls.
Zheng Wenwen was nestling by the window to treat her mother Ogra, and Mr. Elector, who was unfortunately sent to the police station by Ogra. She flipped the screen while eating melon seeds, leaving melon seed peels all over the floor. When he looked up and saw Gu Hanhan coming, he said happily: "Wow, Hanhan, come and see, that fat man's name is Crassus." His wife is the princess of the thirty-fourth emperor of Ogra——
The country of Ogra is very strange. It is a republic, and it has an emperor. Let’s call it a monarchy. The emperor is not hereditary, but elected by the people. Let's just elect by the people. Not everyone can run for election. It is said that only those with the title of elector can be elected as the emperor. And the electorate is evaluated by some kind of committee, and whoever has made great contributions to society and who is outstanding will be awarded the electorate. It’s really funny. Who can say the best about the size of my contribution? I even said that I made a big contribution to society - this Crassus, he was originally a lunatic.
It's true, when he first became a university teacher, he was sent to a lunatic asylum because of his lunacy. After he was released from prison for several years, he became even more crazy. He went around talking nonsense about how he could communicate with the universe, and how he could create gods and horses, and he also wanted to attract investment to build some kind of research institute. As a result, he was kicked out like a dog.
Later, for some reason, he was attracted by Her Royal Highness the Princess of Ogra at the time. Love is such a thing that makes people lose their minds. Not only did Her Royal Highness marry this lunatic, but she also gave him a large amount of investment and helped him build a research institute. Later, it was said that she published several big papers that shocked the universe, and then she was selected as an elector - so , the fat lunatic's elector got his job by eating soft food.
And he not only eats from his wife, but also from his daughter. His daughter's fiancé is quite awesome, his name is Critikus. That guy, it is no exaggeration to say, is the light of the people of Ogra, the electricity of the people of Ogra, and the only myth of the people of Ogra.
The future son-in-law of the fat madman is Kritikus. His background is actually quite ordinary. His parents are ordinary citizens of the capital of Ogra. Critikus was ordinary when he was a child, but he was different when he grew up. After graduating from college, he first worked in the government and then in the Ogra army. 'No matter where he goes, he will shine in the universe' - this is the evaluation given by the people of Ogra.
All in all, this guy's meritorious service in Ogra will shine through and he will be immortalized forever. He was promoted faster than a light-speed spaceship that drilled a wormhole. He had the title of elector before he was thirty years old, and he had hundreds of other titles. He was truly a great man who straddled the military and political circles. crocodile.
What's even more amazing is that no one in the universe knows what he looks like. He always wears a mask when he appears in public. Photos and images from before he developed can't be retrieved. It is said that they have all been destroyed. Wow, this man is so handsome. I really want to see his face under the mask...
Your gossip spirit is invincible. Gu Hanhan gnawed on a peach and said, "The more powerful the fat son-in-law is, the greater our troubles will be. Why are you so happy?"
Isn't that what you said? We are the indigenous people of the earth. Who are we afraid of? Zheng Wenwen waved her hand and said, I made an appointment with Fei Siyu to come over and confess together.
Faith, oh, that gentle rabbit in the restaurant. Gu Hanhan thought: Actually, you want to take the opportunity to strike up a conversation...
The ring prompted that there was information coming in, and Gu Hanhan opened it to take a look. As soon as his eyes glanced at it, he immediately let out a scream of terror.
What's wrong? Zheng Wenwen left Du Niang and Ba Bagua in a hurry and ran over. Reporter or police station?
No, I spent 1,100 yuan on my credit card yesterday! Gu Hanhan was furious, one thousand one hundred yuan!
Zheng Wenwen opened her mouth into an o: Have aliens taken over the earth?
I would rather aliens take over the earth. Gu Hanhan put his head in his hands and groaned. This is terrible. Ms. Li Shufen has to fight with me.
Zheng Wenwen blinked her big eyes and said innocently, I mentally support you in confronting your Ms. Li Shufen, if it works. But what exactly did you buy? It even got to the point where I could swipe a credit card and get more than a thousand dollars in one swipe.
That's exactly what I'm asking you, okay? Gu Hanhan put his hands on his hips, what happened to me yesterday? It's all your fault for getting me drunk. I still can't remember what you did.
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: Actually, I was drunk too. Are you sure it was me who poured it into you?
Who else but you? Gu Hanhan rolled his eyes at Zheng Wenwen and said painfully, not only the credit card, but also not a penny of money left in the wallet. I have no memory of what he bought!
Including the 6,000 yuan that the bear paid? Zheng Wenwen asked.
Gu Hanhan thought for a moment and nodded: He put it in his wallet but didn't take it out.
Zheng Wenwen had a strange look on her face. She took out her wallet and opened it to show Gu Hanhan: Actually, three hundred yuan was missing from my wallet. When I woke up today, I only had some change left...
Did he really meet someone from Jie Dao? Or else it’s a fairy dance! Gu Hanhan took a breath, what can I spend 8,000 yuan on? Is this enough money to spend a year in the red light district? Even if you buy a big living person, it doesn’t cost 8,000 yuan, right?
No, I have to call the police now. There must be something wrong here! No wonder I felt weird when I woke up in the morning. It turned out that I was deceived by the nasty alien! Wenwen, do you remember which Cowherd's shop we went to last night? I still went to more than one. If there were more, I would have to make a list and give it to the police uncle... Gu Hanhan was about to make a phone call as he spoke.
Wait a minute... Zheng Wenwen stopped Gu Hanhan, pressed her head and thought about it, and said: Don't worry, Hanhan, I seem to have an impression that you did buy something.
What is it? Gu Hanhan asked expectantly.
Zheng Wenwen thought about it carefully for a while, shook her head and said, I can't remember. I just remember that I was already asleep and you pulled me up to help you negotiate the price! In his office with a very fat and cheerful manager. Oh, I remembered, what is the name of that nightclub, Eagle Sauce Club? Cowherds are pretty cool.
Fat manager, Eagle Sauce Club, Cowherd, these keywords were like a key, snapping open the keyhole in Gu Hanhan's mind, and his chaotic and dark consciousness suddenly lit up——
Damn it, I actually bought a man!
Gu Hanhan jumped up, grabbed Zheng Wenwen and ran downstairs: Come on, fight with me, I have to ask them to refund my money!
Zheng Wenwen was dragged out of the door staggeringly by Gu Hanhan. While adjusting her steps, she kept taunting Gu Hanhan: Nani, you said you actually bought a man? Heaven, earth, what's wrong with this world? Is this still the Gu Hanhan I know?
Others only sleep with one man on their eighteenth birthday. It's amazing that they sleep with a few more at a time. Gu Hanhan, you are so awesome, you bought the Cowherd directly. A native of the Earth, with no self-interested motives, even if she owed a huge sum of money, she took out all the money in her pocket, including her friends' money, to buy an alien that she could never bring back to Earth. Star Cowherd, what kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, this is the prostitute spirit of international communism!
Hey, it’s true that people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. Gu Hanhan, I have known you for eighteen years, and I have never noticed that your image is so glorious and tall. It has been eighteen years, and I have never convinced you. But this time, I’m convinced, you’re still awesome—you’re so awesome, don’t return it!
Gu Hanhan said nothing, pursed his lips and rushed forward. Yes, in all her life, she has never been so passive in a quarrel with Zheng Wenwen, but in all her life, she has never done anything so heartless, right? Anger, regret, fear, and all kinds of indescribable emotions were all twisted into a knot in Gu Hanhan's heart. Thousands of words turned into one: I want to return it.
He rushed to the gate of the community and met a high-end hover car registered at the entrance. The woman who was running away had no sense at all. Instead of going around to the pedestrian door nearby, Gu Hanhan punched the front cover of the suspended car and said angrily, "Get out of my way, good dogs don't block the way!"
The car owner opened the door and came out. Wearing a white T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sunglasses on his face, he poked the two of them with style, opened his mouth and asked: What are you doing?
Gu Hanhan was about to start fighting. Zheng Wenwen looked at Fei Siyu and quickly held Gu Hanhan down and said hello: Is this your car?
"It's from the restaurant," Fei Siyu said. Seeing that you were in a hurry, he borrowed it.
Zheng Wenwen pulled Gu Hanhan into the car without saying a word.
Hurry, send us two to the station. Let’s not collude with each other for now. We are in a hurry to go to the orbital space!
The hover car flew into the sky. Fei Siyu silently looked at the two girls on the seat, one with pajamas and slippers, and the other with slippers and pajamas. He couldn't help but shake his head, took out two bottles of water from the refrigerator and handed them over, asking: Can I ask what's going on? ? You look - you look like you were kicked out of the room by a bear...
Worse than that. Gu Hanhan said.
Ah, I'm just being unkind to others and being dragged down by damaged friends. Zheng Wenwen looked at her outfit helplessly, spread her hands and said.
Okay, Fei Siyu asked in a different way, is there anything I can do to help?
Except for driving, nothing. Gu Hanhan said.
Zheng Wenwen then said, we are going to fight, so don't join in the fun with your scumbag fighting skills.
Fei Siyu smiled and said nothing thoughtfully.
Soon, the hover car arrived at the station, just as an airship was about to depart. Fei Siyu chased the two girls out of the car and said to them: Since you definitely don't want me to accompany you, then I will wait for you at the station. If you need anything, call me and I'll be there.
Are you a policeman? Gu Hanhan rolled his eyes at Fei Siyu and climbed onto the airship. The guy who pretends to be an affectionate prince to seduce an ignorant girl is the most annoying!
Don't worry, it's not dangerous, it's just embarrassing. We were on the phone for a while... He pointed to the ring on his hand and got on the airship with a smile.
Probably because it was daytime, there were not many people on the flight at the moment. But because Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen were dressed so abnormally, the sight of them was still considerable. Gu Hanhan showed the demeanor of a top expert and just pretended that the eyes that fell on him did not exist. He sat in his seat with a proud look on his face.
Gu Hanhan contacted Anthony through the Skynet system and asked him to immediately find a shuttle to wait for her at the space station. Anthony was quite surprised by Gu Hanhan's communication, but before he could speak, Gu Hanhan ruthlessly cut off the signal. After that, Gu Hanhan hugged his shoulders and leaned on the seat, closing his eyes motionless as if communicating with God.
What are you doing? Zheng Wenwen stabbed Gu Hanhan.
I'm drafting... Gu Hanhan said quietly without opening his eyes.
Hit the belly, hahaha... Zheng Wenwen chuckled, that was a sign of declining combat effectiveness. When did we become a scumbag that needed to be punched in the belly? Sister, be confident!
It's not that I'm not confident. Gu Hanhan shook his head. I just remembered that I seemed to have signed a contract promising never to return anything.
Zheng Wenwen was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: Then why are we going to humiliate ourselves? Even the police officers will ignore us!
I have to give it a try. What if my little universe breaks out?
You still expect their manager to be more realistic.
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