As soon as he entered the shuttle, Gu Hanhan fell asleep. [Read the full text] Until the shuttle entered the sky station and Anthony took her out of the car, she was still unconscious and couldn't open her eyes. Anthony grabbed Gu Han's arm and helped her move forward. His footsteps made a thumping sound on the crystal glass floor of the long entrance passage of the space station, which made Gu Hanhan feel as old as being swept into a maze by the devil. Castle optical illusion.
Gu Hanhan regained consciousness a little, opened her eyes, and turned around to find the tour guide dragging Zheng Wenwen behind - she was still too drunk to wake up, and kept muttering nonsense in her mouth. After looking left and right, he found that his bag and Zheng Wenwen's bag were both held by Anthony. As a result, Gu Hanhan was inexplicably relieved.
Anthony and Jack took them all the way to the entry and exit gate before they had to stop. Anthony helped Gu Hanhan put the drunk Zheng Wenwen into the luggage trolley, and then hung their bags around Gu Hanhan's neck. He said goodbye reluctantly: I can only send you here, and beyond that, we will protect the earth. within the control circle. When you get home, drink some water and rest immediately. Do not touch any alcohol or hallucinogens within 24 hours, otherwise it may cause irreversible damage to your body. After you wake up, please talk to me on the phone. With the help of Skynet system, biochip and slave control terminal, you can locate and call me at any time
Gu Hanhan listened vaguely and nodded vaguely. She only knew that Anthony was talking to her, but as for what he was talking about, whether she remembered it or not, even she herself didn't know.
Regarding Gu Hanhan's state, even the tour guide Jack was a little worried and seriously suggested: How about finding a hotel in the orbital space to sleep first? It might not be safe for two drunk girls to go home alone.
When Gu Hanhan heard these words, he was immediately excited and sobered up. No, no, I have to go home today! Gu Hanhan kept saying that it was okay to stay out all night for her eighteenth birthday yesterday, but if she didn’t show up this morning, my mother might have to call the police.
So make a call? Anthony asked.
Forget it, then my queen mother still can’t nag me to death? Instead of asking her to ask questions here and there, I might as well risk being robbed and go on the road. Besides, no gangsters will rob me. Gu Hanhan, heheyile, I am a gangster!
Jack thought to himself: Sister, I’m afraid you don’t even know what a gangster’s hair looks like.
Anthony thought for a while and said: She probably won't be really drunk, and the security of the earth has never been a problem.
My dear, it turns out that you are the most suitable to team up with me. You know what my sister is capable of. It's not in vain that I sold everything to buy you. Gu Hanhan proudly swung her bag behind her neck, pulled up the luggage cart carrying Zheng Wenwen and walked to the quarantine gate. At the same time, she waved goodbye to the two men: Goodbye, dear Anthony, and Uncle Jack, sister is gone. .
Master, please wait a moment. Jack caught up with him as if he suddenly remembered something.
Oh, I forgot to pay. Gu Hanhan slapped his head, dizzily took out his wallet, took out ten dollars and handed it to Jack, "No, your bus money, Mr. Tour Guide."
Where, Master Gu, you have made me a lot of money by riding in my car today. I really shouldn't charge you any more fares. Jack took the banknote politely and immediately stuffed it into his pocket. Then, he rubbed his hands, stepped forward and smiled at Gu Hanhan: Master Gu, actually I want to tell you that I can rent your slave out.
What?
Jack glanced at Anthony and continued: Yes, you can rent temporarily unused slaves to stores in space orbit to collect rent. A slave with such good conditions as yours can be rented to Cowherd's shop. If you rent it daily, the rent will be at least 300 yuan a month. You can't bring him to the earth anyway, and it will be useless to throw him in orbital space. Renting it out can at least earn him some food, right?
Of course, of course, you may not need it now, but what if you have this plan in the future? You can come to me and I will introduce you to the store with the highest profit margin... Jack looked at Gu Hanhan's expression and handed him a business card: This is my contact number, keep it, keep it...
Back off, back off, who told you to come within fifty meters of the quarantine gate? You damn aliens, you dirty bastards, why are you still standing there? What about waiting for me to poke you in the ass? The tall and powerful security guard at the quarantine gate wielded an electric baton to drive away Jack who dared to approach the quarantine gate, and the tour guide ran away in a hurry.
The security guard shrugged at Gu Hanhan: Aliens are just so mean, they won't let go after they get attached to them, they are harder to kill than flies. Miss, you are going through quarantine here. Please keep your ring facing up to facilitate identity verification.
Gu Hanhan turned a deaf ear and was stunned for a while, then she threw the business card into the trash can. I counted about seventy land dollars in my wallet. After thinking about it, she went back to Anthony, who was watching her leave, and said: I almost forgot, you don't have any money, do you? That's all I have left. You can just find a place to stay, eat, buy things, etc. I'll wake up and see you tomorrow. Gu Hanhan said as he took out all the money in his wallet, including seventy yuan worth of Earth Reserve coupons worth ten yuan each, and handed them to Anthony. He only had a few yuan left for the bus fare.
Anthony didn't refuse at all, he accepted with a calm smile, and his expression looked like: You should support me, why do you only have this little money, master, you are so poor! You deserve a beating! Gu Hanhan was so immersed in the noble sentiments of helping others and Lei Feng's spirit that he didn't notice this.
The left hand dragged the bag, the right hand dragged the luggage cart, and the good friend on the luggage cart, Gu Hanhan, passed the quarantine gate. The printer inside the door clicked out two quarantine reports. The security guard looked at Zheng Wenwen, who was drunk like a dead pig in the luggage car, and talked to Gu Hanhan and said, "Hey, you are so drunk!" Be careful if the quarantine standards are not met, the customs will not allow you to enter the country. You have to wait here until the indicator drops before you can go home...
It's okay. Gu Hanhan glanced at the quarantine results. The quarantine results were quite normal.
Gu Hanhan turned over the exit record form and quarantine report, put them together with the report he had just received, and unhooked the security terminals from his and Zheng Wenwen's hands, and handed them to the staff at the entry and exit management window.
Coincidentally, the staff member behind the window was still the freckled cold beauty when they arrived. She still looked disinterested and cold-faced, but after a night, her eye circles were darker and she was more tired. It seems that working the night shift really destroys women.
Which one is Zheng Wenwen? The original gene value fluctuated close to 0.5 per thousand, and according to regulations, gastric lavage could be forced. The woman said something with a very bad attitude.
Sister, she just drank a little too much. Gu Hanhan put on a smile and acted cute. The first time we went out to play, we were tricked by those aliens. We were defrauded of all our money. The police uncle didn't care when he came, and we didn't even eat breakfast. The hotel at home is still waiting for us to go back and clean it up so that it can be opened! As she spoke, Gu Hanhan dug out her empty wallet as evidence.
Have you bought wine originating from the earth outside? Forget it, go ahead. How come you don't have any common sense at this age? The woman threw ten dollars out of the window.
Thank God, it turns out there is a terminal where the money deposited can be recovered.
Gu Hanhan quickly picked it up and left.
There are soy milk and fried dough sticks for sale on the platform in front. The woman's voice came from behind, and her tone was still extremely harsh.
Then buy a ticket, get on the bus, get off, take a taxi, send Zheng Wenwen home, send yourself home, and go to bed.
Gu Hanhan himself didn't know how he got in, how he took off his clothes, how he got under the quilt and slept. What's exaggerated is that she even took a shower before going to bed.
When I woke up, it was already past noon. The smart core of the room sensed that Gu Hanhan sat up from the bed, and the remote-controlled curtains opened to both sides. In an instant, bright sunlight with the smell of the sun shone in through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows.
How annoying, it’s another sunny day! Gu Hanhan thought, how can we go out to play in such a poisonous sun?
The housekeeping robot Lala happily rotated the cleaning disc at the bottom and slid to the bedside. It opened its mouth wide at Gu Hanhan with its round belly. Its two mung bean-sized electronic eyes flashed yellow and made a beeping sound at the same time.
Gu Hanhan sat on the bed hugging the quilt, looking at a white skirt spread out on the floor in front of the Lala Disk, feeling a little confused: Can't it be recycled automatically? Liquid metal's deformation program is broken? No, those are clothes made of natural materials—oh my god, I actually bought a luxury item! Ah, ah, ah... what to do with this? Ms. Li Shufen will definitely yell endlessly when she finds out... Oh, I remembered, it was an eighteenth birthday present! Then Ms. Li Shufen should be embarrassed to say anything. It's her daughter's eighteenth birthday. It's already irresponsible for her mother to do nothing but throw away a few hundred dollars, but it would be too much to dictate the gift the girl chooses. However, how could I be stupid enough to buy flashy things like natural clothes? I’m not an alien with lots of money. Yes, I seemed to be walking around the red light district with Wenwen last night! But why can’t I remember what I did?
Gu Hanhan's mind flashed through several scenes of the red light district, where the streets were bright and feasting, beauties and beauties lined up, and bees and butterflies chasing after each other for pleasure. There were quite a few over-the-top scenes. But she had no memory of where she had been or what she had done.
It must be because he was drunk. That guy Zheng Wenwen has long promised to knock me out on my eighteenth birthday. Damn, looks like she succeeded! Hum, wait for this my revenge!
With this in mind, Gu Hanhan bent over and leaned out of the bed, picked up the clothes from the floor, and threw them into Lala's mouth. Lala's mung bean eyes flashed with green light representing excitement, then she closed her mouth and walked away while spinning her cleaning plate in a playful manner!
Do robots also like luxury goods? Gu Hanhan was shocked. These high-end clothes are so troublesome! He also wants to throw it into Lala’s belly!
Gu Hanhan complained, shook his head, lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed. Standing on the floor with bare feet, she always felt strange in her heart, as if she had forgotten something important.
I will never drink again, no matter what Wenwen says! The ignorant earth girl attributed everything to drunkenness, clenched her fists and secretly made up her mind.
The weather was too hot and I couldn't go out, so after taking a shower, Gu Hanhan didn't put on makeup or hair. She wore barefoot pajamas and long, messy hair, wandering around the house like a ghost.
The house was quiet except for the glorious figure of the robot pulling the rotating chassis busy in the room. Gu Hanhan's father is not at home. He went to the moon to attend an academic conference. It will be at least a week before he returns to Earth. Gu Hanhan's mother is also strangely not at home today.
Were you going out to play mahjong so early? Gu Hanhan thought a little strangely. After being stunned for several seconds, she suddenly woke up——
Ms. Li Shufen is not at home, oh yeah!
Gu Hanhan happily gave a victory sign to the robot Lala and jumped into the restaurant.
The dining table was clean, with nothing but the tablecloth. Gu Hanhan was immediately dumbfounded. Lala, you didn’t make breakfast for me, ah no, where’s lunch? ! she yelled at the robot.
Beep, beep, beep, program error, abnormal stop - the robot's electronic eyes flashed red, and at the same time, the electronic synthesized sound of the tablet without emotional ups and downs was emitted from the body.
Another abnormal stop. Lala, how many times do you have to stop abnormally in a day? I want to report that Ms. Li Shufen will take you to participate in the trade-in activity of sending household appliances to the countryside! Gu Hanhan intimidated the family robot into the kitchen in a very unqualified manner. When I opened the refrigerator, sure enough, there was nothing to eat in it. Except for Gu Hanhan's mother's frozen beauty lotion, all that was left was the half-peeled watermelon rind that had been dug out to the bottom.
Ms. Li Shufen, could you be any more unreliable? It would be great if you could just leave a tooth of watermelon for your daughter!
Gu Hanhan threw the watermelon rind into the trash can and closed the refrigerator door angrily.
Gu Hanhan's mother left a note for Gu Hanhan on the refrigerator door, saying that the district tourism bureau had convened some kind of meeting for family hotel operators and that she couldn't miss it. She wanted to attend. My daughter, when you wake up, order takeout by yourself and buy the food at home. If you have time, go to the store and check for her whether the new summer job recruit is slacking off and so on.
What can the tourism bureau do to you little shrimps? Using chicken feathers as seasonal arrows is at best a boring thing like fire safety inspection. They are all excuses. Ms. Li Shufen, as soon as you find an excuse, you don’t even buy the food... Gu Hanhan muttered and received a glass of boiled water. While drinking, he opened an operation screen on the refrigerator door.
Connect the ring and hundreds of communication reminders will pop up on the screen immediately. Gu Hanhan was startled. When he looked carefully, he saw an unknown number. He immediately treated it as a liar without any psychological pressure. First I ordered takeaway egg fried rice for myself, then I opened the ordering interface of the supermarket and ordered fresh vegetables and meat using Ms. Li Shufen’s account. I also ordered countless snacks, cakes and popsicles for myself. Gu Hanhan sat down at the dining table, waiting for her lunch, holding her head in her hands in a daze - what was wrong? It feels weird!
The small restaurant in the community is very fast. In less than five minutes, Gu Hanhan didn't even have time to think of the reason. The handsome courier brother came to the door with a basket. Gu Hanhan took out his wallet to get money for his courier brother, and was shocked to find that there was not even a steel bunker left in the wallet.
Hey, could it be said that in addition to being drunk yesterday, I also encountered someone from Jie Dao? Gu Hanhan was confused, but it was unscientific to rob wealth but not sex!
A total of three and six dollars. The courier brother said with a smile.
Gu Hanhan felt that Brother Express's face was no longer as handsome as it looked just now. Huh, it must be from aliens! Is my sister the one who eats for free without giving me any money? Gu Hanhan took out the money from the pocket of Ms. Li Shufen's jacket hanging in the entrance hall and sent the courier boy away. She sat back and frowned in a daze while eating her egg fried rice. As a result, what I ate was distasteful and what I thought was a complete mess.
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