In the manager's office of the Eagle Sauce Club, the manager sunk his fat body into the executive chair and carefully looked at Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen across the desk with the eyes of fools. After a long time, he sighed resignedly and picked up the The "Application Form for Change of Ownership of Non-Machine Intelligent Life" on the desk. 【Read the latest chapter】
So, you do intend to purchase the non-machine intelligent male creature with genetic number x110pt53n9g7002e as your personal property?
Isn't this nonsense? Mr. Manager. Before Gu Suhan could speak, Zheng Wenwen, who was forced out of the bed by her friend, was dizzy and sleepy and could not open her eyes. She was filled with anger and was waiting for an opportunity to cause trouble. Zheng Wenwen spoke first: If we don't plan to buy it, we can do it now. You should be happily having sex with the handsome guys in your store, why don't you just sit here and watch you as a fat man? You don’t plan to sell it, and even if you sell it, we won’t be able to buy it.
The manager sighed again. If he wasn't worried about attracting an investigation from the Red Light District Administration, he really wouldn't want to face these two troubled girls who looked like they were still in the rebellious stage, and they were also troubled girls from Earth. The most troublesome thing about being unruly and arrogant is that he still can't understand people's words. He must have a communication disorder after meeting him several times a month.
Oh, the service industry is really not a job for humans. You will encounter all kinds of strange customers, and you have to take care of them. You must find a way to transfer them next year! I'd rather go to the front line than stay here!
With such a mood, Mr. Manager suppressed his temper, mentioned the form in his hand to Gu Hanhan, and then said to the two earth girls in as calm a tone as possible: I noticed that on this form, Miss Gu, are you? Earth's original inhabitants?
Any questions? Gu Hanhan frowned, I have a citizen ID card and social code to prove it.
No, no, no, I believe you are definitely a genuine native of the earth. You don’t need to get an ID card. The manager quickly stopped Gu Hanhan from taking out his ID card from his bag, and said: What I mean is that although the law of the universe does not prohibit the sale of slaves, and the sale of non-robot-shaped creatures whose attributes are registered as having no personal rights in the store, The use of sexual service personnel as personal slaves is also one of the important businesses of all Rose Garden stores. However, the only people who buy slaves here are usually tourists from countries that fully recognize slavery two thousand light years away.
Those countries within two thousand light years that do not recognize the slavery system are at best slave traders who will go there to buy slaves, because although these countries do not recognize the slavery system itself, they are at least willing to respect the inviolability of the property rights of slave owners in other countries over their slaves. Accordingly, slave traders of other nationalities can transport purchased slaves into customs in the name of imported animals or goods. And Earth, unfortunately, no natives of Earth have ever purchased slaves, ever! You gotta understand, this isn't going to work?
why not? Gu Hanhan's eyes widened. Could it be that we on earth are not allowed to buy things that everyone in the universe is eligible to buy? Mr. Manager, what you said is really outrageous. I have to go to the Space Security Management Committee to complain to you!
Complain, complain, you people on earth know how to complain!
The manager curled his lips in disgust and explained: It’s not impossible, it’s just that it won’t work. Of course, people on earth are qualified to buy slaves. There is no cosmic law that prohibits this. No matter who it is, as long as he can pay enough money, he can certainly take away any slave here, but the problem is...
Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing on the side, suddenly raised her eyebrows. Are you saying that we have no money?
You damn, impolite little witches of the earth, can you please let me finish!
It's not about money! The manager said impatiently, ladies, please allow me to be more direct. Miss Gu, if you have no hiking plans such as traveling around the universe recently, then I advise you to carefully consider whether it is really necessary to purchase this slave.
Because the earth you live on is the only planet in the universe that does not recognize any slavery system and does not recognize any slave materialization scheme. This means that the slave cannot be registered as goods in the customs entry records, but only as a person. Then even if you buy this slave, you cannot bring him into the earth's environmental protection circle unless you are willing to pay a huge resource compensation tax for this slave. Since you can't take him with you, is there any point in buying him?
What does this have to do with you? Gu Hanhan frowned, looked at the fat manager and said. Then, she poked Zheng Wenwen, who was dozing off on the table because she was too sleepy.
Oh, has it started? Zheng Wenwen rubbed her eyes and sat upright, wiping her saliva.
So Gu Hanhan started first: Don’t you think you are a dog trying to get rid of a mouse, meddling in other people’s business?
Zheng Wenwen: A dog catches a mouse, mind your own business!
Gu Hanhan: I’ll give you money.
Zheng Wenwen: You are a stranger.
Gu Hanhan: It was murder and arson.
Zheng Wenwen: Still traveling at home.
Gu Hanhan: I packed it up and took it home.
Zheng Wenwen: It’s better to throw it away and listen to the sound
Gu Hanhan: It has nothing to do with you, the evil slave trader and bustard!
Zheng Wenwen: It doesn’t matter.
Gu Hanhan: I don’t have any money?
Zheng Wenwen: How dare you refuse the sale?
Gu Hanhan: Your business license is bathed in the glory of the Reserve Land Convention.
Zheng Wenwen: The huge fine from the Red Light District Administration smiles into your pocket~
After saying that, Zheng Wenwen lay down again.
In Mr. Manager’s mind, ten thousand grass-fed horses roared past: Whoever wants to refuse the sale is a bastard! What I'm afraid of is that you two will get so drunk tomorrow and make a fuss about returning it!
Even without Annex 10 of the Convention on Reserves, we will not refuse the sale. Just a slave, not a great resource. Miss Gu wants to buy this slave, and she can take it away at any time as long as she can afford the money and sign the contract. But—— Mr. Manager resisted the urge to swear and tapped his fingers on the application form: I must declare in advance that once the slaves in our store are sold, they will not be returned or exchanged, and this clause must be written into the rights transfer contract. Therefore, please, Ms. Gu, please do not wait until dawn and lead the inspectors from the Red Light District Administration to block our gate to make trouble and demand returns.
Gu Hanhan said inexplicably: Why should I block your door and ask for a return? I worked so hard to buy it back. I have a mental illness!
Zheng Wenwen raised her head reflexively, closed her eyes and said: Psycho.
In this case, there is no problem. After you sign and pay, you can take the person away. Well, I'll excuse you first... The manager immediately stood up and walked out the door. It seemed that he would no longer stay with these two annoying people from the earth for a minute.
Hey, you haven't told me the price yet, Mr. Manager! Gu Suhan stood up and shouted at the manager's chubby background.
Please discuss the price with Ning He. Anyway, it is within the scope of Annex 10 of the "Convention on Reserved Lands", so you don't have to worry too much. The fat manager said without looking back. At the same time, he called to his female secretary: Jennifer, bring me a cup of coffee to your bedroom. This damn place is so depressing...
Ladies, please take a seat. Ning He asked the two girls to sit down and let's talk about how much Earth Reserve Coin you should pay for this slave, Miss Gu.
Make your bid. Gu Suhan said.
Then I won't be polite. Ning He looked at the girls and judged from his eyes that he had seen numerous prostitutes. The money in the pockets of the two girls in front of him would never exceed two thousand dollars. But people should not be judged by appearance, and sea water should not be measured. Earthlings have always been difficult to figure out. Anyone who dares to clamor in a place like this that he will definitely buy a certain slave must have drunk too much, or he must have two brushes. So, Ning He decided to test it out, and the lion announced a sky-high price: 20,000 yuan. With 20,000 Earth Reserve Volumes, you can go outside to collect them.
Gu Suhan stood up and walked out without saying a word.
Don't you want to buy it? Ning He asked.
No, the Upper Planet Space Orbital Price Management Bureau and the Red Light District Management Bureau complained that you violated regulations, falsely raised prices, and disrupted the economic order around the earth. Gu Suhan replied. She pointed to Zheng Wenwen, who was already asleep on the sofa, and said to Jack: Please look after her, I will be back soon.
Jack quickly grabbed Gu Suhan and said, "Master Gu, don't be anxious. The price of the nightclub is very expensive and you can negotiate the price." Look at me, I'll keep the price down for you. After saying that, he turned to Ning He and said: Hey, Old Ning, your asking price is too outrageous. It’s 20,000 yuan, but there’s nothing else that can sell for that price even if you walk around the entire rose garden. How much did the most popular Spartan Warriors auction next door sell for a while ago? Fourteen thousand! This place can drive people to death for just two thousand dollars. You dare to sell the same life for 20,000!
That's not what you said, Brother Jack. Ning He skillfully manipulated the expression on his face and said: Those who will be sent to the auction stage must be those over two years old. Although they are all red cards, it is also the end of the day and the good times are not lasting. It is normal to not get any good prices, let alone those crappy goods that cost two thousand yuan each. We are freshly arrived at the job and are still in bud. If you don't sell it and keep it in the store, you can work for at least three years. It’s hard to say whether it will be on the auction block in the future, so we won’t count this value. If we calculate a full set of 150 yuan a day, it will be 54,750 yuan for 365 days in a year, and 164,250 yuan for three years. I haven’t even counted a leap year yet! Plus cost and shipping…
Jack sneered: Prisoners of war have a ridiculous cost. Why don't you include the military expenses of this US-European war?
Okay, Ning He Tanshou, Brother Jack, you are an expert. The cost and freight will not be forgotten by this Miss Gu. The change will also be wiped out for you. According to the industry regulations, it will be 16,000 for one-tenth of the price.
You really know how to do math! Jack yelled in a fuss: Sixteen thousand yuan, okay? Is there any Cowherd who can perform a complete set every day for three consecutive years? Maybe it will be thrown into the lobby on the first floor in less than half a year, and then I won’t even have fifty yuan a day.
But it’s possible to do it for five years. Ning He argued.
None of us can say anything about this, right? Jack shrugged. So there should be at least a compromise.
Okay, 3,000 yuan off. , Thirteen thousand. Ning He gave in happily.
In the past few years, haven't you spent any money to support this Cowherd? Jack continued to fight. Everything in the earth's orbit was expensive. In addition to medical expenses, the capitation fee collected by the Red Light District Administration Bureau, the quarantine fee collected by the Health Bureau, the transaction tax collected by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, the Public Security Bureau...
Okay, okay, Brother Jack, you won’t leave us a way to survive. Ning He had a heartbroken expression on his face, "For your sake, I'll reduce it by another thousand yuan, or twelve thousand yuan." Miss Gu, this is the price of my conscience.
Jack turned to look at Gu Hanhan: Master, the honest price is 12,000, what do you think?
Gu Hanhan felt very uncomfortable. Although she really doesn't understand the market here, at least she still understands her wallet.
The asking price was 20,000 yuan, and the counteroffer was 12,000 yuan, which was a 40% reduction. It sounds very good, but since she really doesn't have the twelve thousand, then good must be wrong, and the price with conscience can only be the price with black heart.
I have to buy this man. What, the price is too high and I can’t afford it? Then please lower it to what I can afford.
The above is all Gu Suhan's logic tonight. In order to achieve this goal, she was willing to go all out and do whatever she wanted.
Ning He looked at Gu Suhan's face and said, "Aren't you satisfied with this price? How about you give me a price?"
Yes, how much can you offer? Jack also said on the side, if the gap is not big, I will help you fight for it.
Gu Hanhan snorted softly and sneered, then cut in half: five thousand yuan.
Five thousand... Ning He looked like he was about to faint and shouted: Miss Gu, how could you do this!
Yes, you really can’t buy a newbie at this price, unless it’s possible to pick up customers for more than half a year. Jack was beating the drum on the side and said, "Can you give me more?" Either you find someone else or don't buy it at all.
That's five thousand and five. I don’t want others, but I have to buy this Anthony.
Well, seeing that you really like it, I’ll give you another thousand off. I won’t give you a 20% discount on your two purchases tonight. I’ll give you a free bill. You can just take the eleven thousand and walk away.
No, just buy it for five thousand five thousand. If you don't sell it to me, I won't leave. It's none of my business when the Red Light District Administration and the Earth Security and Defense Affairs Center investigate your home.
Really terrible! Well, we can’t afford to offend the noble lady from Earth. Ning He looked like he was going to hit someone. Ten thousand yuan, pay for it.
Gu Suhan knew that he didn't dare to hit him, so he said confidently: I only have six thousand yuan, any more will be just a dime or something.
This price is impossible to sell to you! Ning He slapped Anthony's genetic scan information on the table. This was a slave with physics powers. Ten thousand yuan was already a loss.
Gu Suhan felt that her mind had never been so clear before, and her mind was spinning so fast that she was not used to it. She stared into Ning He's eyes and talked: It should be sold at a discount just because it has super powers, right? Don’t think I don’t know that people with superpowers are always accompanied by serious genetic diseases. He might be so sick that he is about to die! If his superpowers were as valuable as you said, he wouldn't be sold here today, would he? He is only at a level that does not even reach the first level of superpower, and there is a high possibility of him getting seriously ill. You should be lucky that there are still people who are willing to take advantage of him!
These words hit Ning He's weakness. His face was livid, and he gritted his teeth and said: Eight thousand yuan, not a penny less.
Where are the contract and property transfer certificate? Bring them over and sign them!
The female secretary Jennifer was not there, so Ning He asked another male assistant to bring the contract. A very thick stack of documents, with more than a dozen copies. Fill in the information and price of the humanoid intelligent creatures, commonly known as slaves, that need to be transferred one by one. Gu Suhan noticed that in the slave's basic information column, there was no name, only a gene number.
A name means nothing, especially to a slave. The only thing that can accurately characterize a person is genes. Therefore, in slave transactions throughout the universe, it is agreed to use the slave's genetic code.
Gu Hanhan nodded to express his acceptance of the explanation, and then signed the document from top to bottom. After signing, Ning He took it over and checked it over. If there was no problem, he handed it to the male assistant.
The contract and application form will be immediately sent to the Galactic Federation Slave Trade Management Committee for registration and filing of changes in property rights. According to relevant regulations, the Slave Trade Commission will accept the application within one hour and complete the property rights change procedures within three hours. The relevant legal documents will be expressly delivered to you within eight hours, and your ownership of your slave will be immediate. Take effect. What needs special explanation is that the earth does not recognize slavery. Therefore, your ownership of your slaves is protected by cosmic law only outside the territory of the earth, and is invalid once it enters the earth's environmental protection circle. Moreover, because you are an indigenous person on Earth, your slave has no way to obtain Earth citizenship with you, and his Mars slave status has been naturally canceled when the property rights are changed. Therefore, your slave will become a person who is not subject to federal diplomacy. Stateless persons protected by the Convention.
I don't understand what you are talking about at all. Is that important? Gu Hanhan pressed his slightly groggy head and said impatiently, in short, he belongs to me now, right?
Yes, you can take him away after paying. Ning He said, today, you can only pay one-third of the deposit. However, if the balance is not paid within three days, the contract will be void, and of course the deposit will not be refunded——
Gu Hanhan rolled his eyes at Ning He. Do you really think I have no money?
Gu Hanhan took out his wallet. First of all, he had six thousand-yuan bills. They were supposed to record Gu Hanhan's shame and were waiting to be torn into pieces and thrown into the face of the eldest lady of the Yinhe Group. But now he had to wait temporarily. Misappropriation, this is six thousand yuan. Secondly, one hundred yuan a piece is worth seven. This is all Gu Hanhan's personal money. What he brought out for the adult eve today is 6,600 yuan. Gu Hanhan rudely took out three hundred dollars from the wallet of his good friend Zheng Wenwen. A total of six thousand nine is not enough! This was really a waste of money, and she and Zheng Wenwen only had some change left in their wallets. Finally, Gu Hanhan stamped his foot, closed his eyes, and swiped his credit card!
After receiving the earth reserve coupon, Ning He's eyes shone with joy. Ask diligently: Can I bring your slave to you now? Also, the control frequency on his slave chip needs to be updated and replaced with the band of your brain waves. Why don't we do it together now? With that said, he asked his assistant to make preparations.
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