The Spring of Castle Neuschwanstein is produced on the planet Black Eye Lake. It sells for 9.2 yuan for 750 ml. It is a sweet wine brewed from a berry that is only produced locally. It has an alcohol equivalent of 8.0, a cumulative gene threshold of 0.003, and a metabolic half-life of 2 hours in the human body. , LSD grade 0-16...
Zheng Wenwen's eyes swept over the parameter description of the wine, as if she understood. But as a high school graduate who often failed chemistry exams, all she really understood was the alcohol equivalent of 8.0.
So, Zheng Wenwen shrugged, waved to Gu Hanhan and asked loudly: Can you have 8% fruit wine, Hanhan? It only has the strength of ordinary beer.
Gu Suhan raised his head and said unconvinced: Of course I can! Don't look down on people. Although Gu Suhan had actually never had a sip of beer before, she didn't want to admit defeat at this time.
Well, then this is Swan Lake Spring. At least eight bottles for me, Hanhan... Counting her four bottles, let's get a dozen first...
After deciding on wine, I ordered a lot of fruit snacks from all over the universe at Ning He's suggestion. Because I only choose the expensive ones but not the right ones, even though there are many things, the total genetic threshold value is only 0.01.
The waiter bowed and exited. Ning He tapped his palm, and the door opened. A group of cowherds filed in, walked to the wall opposite Gu Suhan and stood up. There were about twenty of them, ranging in age from twenty to thirty-five. These men all wore shirts and trousers, with the shirts unbuttoned just enough to expose their collarbones.
Gu Suhan immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: Didn't you say that uniforms are tempting? Why aren't they wearing military uniforms?
That is, why not wear a military uniform! Zheng Wenwen followed closely and asked.
Ladies, I guarantee that all the men provided in this store are enemy prisoners of war who were gloriously captured by the great Mers Empire in previous cosmic wars. Mr. Foreman smiled bitterly at this explanation. However, if these former soldiers are openly allowed to Wearing the military uniforms they wore before they were captured will surely trigger severe protests from relevant countries, or even provoke an unnecessary war. So, please understand this.
But in private it's fine. Jack whispered to them that in the dressing room in the next bedroom, you can find any kind of uniform. Just bring the Cowherd in and seduce them however you want.
Oh uh...well, your propaganda is really great!
After reluctantly accepting the store owner's explanation, Gu Suhan looked at the men waiting in line in front of them with some surprise. This was her first time choosing a man, and it felt particularly exciting.
The cowherds all have good figures, with broad shoulders and broad chests, and extremely straight backs. As expected, their buttocks and legs are as long as Jack said. Their looks have their own characteristics, but they are not the kind of handsome men who cannot distinguish between male and female, and the aura of male hormones is quite strong.
When the women were looking at the men, Jack approached them and chatted with them about the rule of having all the cowherds in the nightclub private room.
When guests enter the private room, they will ask the Cowherd to accompany them. Generally, there are more than a thousand cowherds in any good shop. If the guest doesn't specify who he wants, all the unavailable cowherds will be asked to line up and enter the room for the guest to choose. In nightclub lingo, a customer calling a cowboy is called a picker. When choosing, you go in groups, usually 20 people in a group. If you like the ones you like, keep them. If you can't choose them, go out and bring in the next group. Keep choosing until you are satisfied.
As for the price, it mainly depends on the store. Big stores are of course more expensive, smaller stores are cheaper. At a level like the Eagle Sauce Club, the price of a Cowherd is fifteen yuan, charged by the hour. Mainly drinking, playing games, touching and hugging are all issues. The rule is not to take off underwear as the limit. If you want to buy out all the cowherds, each cowherd will need to pay an additional 100 yuan. As long as you don't leave the private room, you can play casually. Of course, no one can be killed or seriously injured while playing. If you take it out, you will need to add 50 more.
Miss Gu, how are you? Is there anyone you like in this group? Ning He, who had been flirting with Zheng Wenwen just now, stood beside Gu Suhan at some point and asked with a smile.
Uh... not bad... Gu Suhan was startled and said hesitantly, but... not very impressed!
They are all very nice young men. Look at the tall guy in the middle. He looks so cute. Ninghe is selling enthusiastically. Do you want to stay and give it a try?
Gu Suhan looked at it and thought that the foreman's words were a bit exaggerated, so he shook his head decisively and said no.
What about Miss Zheng?
Zheng Wenwen turned around and sat on the chair, lying there with her hands on the back of the chair. She was looking at the men with her big eyes. When Ning He asked, she replied with a smile: Leave me alone, I'm too much of a person. picky. You help Miss Gu choose first. As for me, just introduce me to two that look like you. I like yours right now.
Okay, Ninghe said with a smile, I will definitely pick the two most similar ones for the young lady, so that the young lady can have a great time! After saying that, he waved the Cowherds out and let the next group come in to take a look.
Jack leaned his head over and whispered: Master, you must watch a few more groups. The mommies in the nightclub like to put their best cowboys in the group area at the back. As expected, the first few groups are the understudies. Field goods.
Gu Suhan thought to himself: Why didn't you tell me earlier, why are you so funny when I wait for my mother to be deceived? Fortunately, I have a keen eye and know how to follow my feelings - this is my first time to go out to find a man, so I don’t want to work with you! I don’t want anyone who’s not handsome, I don’t want someone who’s not tall, I don’t want anyone with a bad figure, I don’t want anyone with dull skin, I don’t want anyone with no sparkle in my eyes, and most importantly, I definitely don’t want anyone who doesn’t feel anything!
So, Gu Hanhan was picky in every possible way. He looked at seventeen groups in a row and saw more than three hundred people, but no one was left behind. No matter how enthusiastically Ning He sells this flaxen-haired gentleman, it is said that he was a colonel and captain before, or the third military bodybuilding champion from the left who won Ogra. His size is quite extraordinary, or do you think so? Experience the erotic feeling of sex in a weightless environment. Even if this space fleet's shooting king can satisfy you, there is no way to tempt Gu Suhan.
When he saw the eighteenth group, Ning He's face turned green. He pulled his Cowherd men over one by one, like pulling out a series of radishes. He roughly pulled their hair, brought their faces right under Gu Suhan's eyes, and asked repeatedly: Is this okay? Is this okay? Is this the head office? Isn't that enough? What about this... Gu Hanhan felt that the foreman's speaking speed could really make him do TV shopping.
Zheng Wenwen laughed and mocked her good gay friend: Hey, you guy, couldn't you have confused prostitution with finding a boyfriend?
There is no difference between the two to you, right? Gu Suhan blinked and said that he would throw it away after sleeping anyway.
That's not the case. When I look for a boyfriend, I need to talk about feelings. When I go to prostitutes, I just need to pay.
In other words, in addition to hurting your ex-boyfriends' bodies, you also hurt their feelings, and you still haven't paid.
Zheng Wenwen:......
Gu Hanhan, in his prime, drank a whole glass of wine in one breath, and then said to Ning He quite coldly: Please trouble the next group, Mr. Shopping Guide.
The foreman was thinking: A girl who dares to drink an entire cup of hallucinogens in one breath? The world is changing so fast, the lady from the earth is like a cow! Therefore, he did not notice the mistake in Gu Suhan's address. He clapped his hands and called in another group of cowherds.
Gu Suhan felt a little excited, and his blood was inexplicably excited. She wiped her sweat, pointed at the men who were lining up to come in, and said to Jack with a smile: Mr. Tour Guide, this store you brought us to is very interesting. The men in their family are not as good at drinking as their wine.
The foreman of the Cowherd looked livid, because the commission from selling the wine belonged to the Cowherd who accompanied him, and the commission from the Cowherd's meat sale was his. In other words, if Gu Suhan doesn't consume men, he won't get the commission. What's even more annoying is that he can't beat them up because they are the indigenous people of the earth under the glorious protection of the reservation convention and its annexes.
Dear lady, please don't be too picky. Ning He held back his anger and tried to sound polite. After a while, the white-collar woman working the night shift at Space Orbit got off work, and even such things would be gone.
Yes, actually these are pretty good. Jack was there to help
Don't be so anxious, Mr. Tour Guide, and Mr. Foreman, there is something wonderful and ethereal in the mind. Gu Suhan jumped up, covered his face with his palms, glanced at the men for sale opposite through the gaps between his fingers, and shouted loudly. Smiling and boasting: Look at these guys who look ordinary and not cute at all, they are not worthy of letting my sister go whoring! Judging from their faces, I can see that my sister's little heart is not jumping around - wait a minute, there seems to be one!
When Gu Suhan's slightly confused eyes glanced around aimlessly, he was suddenly caught by a pair of dark eyes. In an instant, she seemed to be sucked by a black hole, and she could hardly even struggle. Even her body and spirit fell into the depths of the black pupils, which seemed to be deeper than the entire universe, and then with The owner of the black eyes merged into one, vibrating together at the exact same frequency as him. Then, her heart beat suddenly, as if she had received a heavy blow.
Because of this heavy blow, Gu Suhan's consciousness surged like a storm. She felt that countless thoughts were pouring into her mind like a tangible cyclone, until the container of her mind could no longer hold it, and exploded into four parts with a bang.
There was a dazzling white light in Gu Suhan's mind. After the white light, various irregular geometric lines and chaotic color patterns quickly escaped from the center to the distance. At the same time, her body also briefly stagnated. For a moment, even the blood flow and metabolism were stagnant, and the world was extremely quiet. A moment later, breathing and heartbeat started, intracellular material exchange restarted, the respiratory system, blood circulation system and nervous system returned to normal. A subtle pleasure similar to a system reinstallation rippled through Gu Suhan's body.
This is it! Gu Suhan pointed his finger at the owner of the black eyes and said, I want him tonight.
The foreman looked in the direction of Gu Suhan's finger. Oh, he turned out to be just an ordinary cowherd with a comprehensive evaluation rating of B - well, Ning He admitted that his face and figure were pretty good, but he was just good. Among the latest batch of cowherds who arrived at the store At best, it's average. Miss Earth’s taste is really weird! However, she finally picked one...
No problem. The foreman opened his hands and showed a professional smile on his face: No. 3763, full set.
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