The shuttle enters the rose garden from the bottom of the flower branches and completes its deceleration in the slender tubular channel. [No pop-up novel website]
What we are passing now is the entrance avenue of the Rose Garden. There is a fragrant name called "Narrow Flower/Path". Jack has returned to the driving seat of the shuttle, operating the plane skillfully while acting like a real tour guide. That introduction said: The location is on the branch of the flower. As you can see, it was originally very thick, but it was divided into more than 100 such channels, so each one became narrower.
The shuttle left the tube-like transparent cabin and entered a huge ellipsoid-shaped space. They saw countless ornately decorated open-top hover cars passing through the air, with men and women standing at the front of the cars, posing and soliciting customers. Except for a few hovercars that only carry one or two people, there are more large floats signed by a certain nightclub. These parade floats are slowly swimming in the air. Most of the models on the floats are naked and performing various exaggerated group performance art performances.
Jack also opened the canopy of the shuttle and let it slowly spiral up in the air, so that his two young patrons could better appreciate the restricted-level performances that were far beyond the imagination of ordinary indigenous people on Earth.
Gu Suhan's eyes widened like a blossoming country bumpkin, his lips pursed into a round shape and he exclaimed.
Jack whistled loudly at the lead singer on the oncoming float who was swaying his butt while masturbating and singing, and cheered passionately: Welcome to the Sky Plaza, where there are more than 6,000 people from all over the universe. A float parade brought by more than 30,000 super brothels in a country! Ladies, please take a deep breath, close your eyes, open your hands, and extend them out of the cabin.
Gu Suhan stupidly obeyed, and Zheng Wenwen also stretched out her two open hands, but she did not close her eyes.
The signal light on the head of the shuttle flashed, and then they saw a dozen floats nearby immediately lined up in long rows on both sides in front of the shuttle. With a roar, they accelerated towards them. Then, thanks to the unique skills of the float driver, it was able to fly close to the shuttle's fuselage. As the float passed by, the models wearing very few to almost no clothes on the float rushed forward, so that countless breasts, butts, thighs and faces exposed to the artificial air brushed against their palms. Zheng Wenwen screamed excitedly, and Gu Suhan also screamed, but she was more because of fright.
They are all fresh and plump tender goods! Ladies, please be prepared, there are countless more breasts and butts waiting for you to ravage and enjoy. Go wild, queens! Jack stood at the bow with a cigarette in his mouth and shouted in an exaggerated tone.
Gu Suhan was surprised by Jack's rude and obscene rhetoric, so he pretended to be shy and refused to speak. Of course, she didn't think of stopping - or maybe she was frightened and forgot. Zheng Wenwen laughed excitedly: You guys don't distinguish between men and women for such a bad advertisement! We are all women, can’t we have a female version? However, the rise and fall of her chest and the tremor in her voice gave her away.
Men also have breasts and butts, benevolent and great masters, I promise, Jack said with an extremely bold smile, but you can't just look at the face.
Zheng Wenwen looked embarrassed: Hey, uncle, we are underage girls!
Gu Suhan turned around and said, "I just thought of pretending to be an underage girl now. Don't you think it's too late?"
Wow, Gu Suhan, I just realized how boring you are! Zheng Wenwen shouted and rushed over, "Don't try to hide. I just saw you taking the initiative to grab something belonging to a certain pretty boy."
You spread rumors, Gu Suhan took his hand back in time, she was obviously a eldest sister.
Jack laughed heartily again.
Splitting countless waves of flesh, the shuttle suddenly accelerated and ascended, leaving the calyx of the rose flower. Passing through a huge golden symbol door in the shape of a twelve-pointed star, they suddenly entered a magical world composed of rotating apertures and changing patterns. It was a huge space with layers of folds on the four walls, and a central hollow leading directly to the top void. Each layer of folds is illuminated by a circle of colorful apertures. The projection lights of several layers of apertures are interlaced in the central space, transforming into a series of extravagant patterns that hit people's eyes. In conjunction with the band's performance, they make the mouth dry and the ears hot, and they can't help themselves. .
The shuttle was suspended in the air below the first circle of light. Jack stood up and bowed to the two girls with his hands on his chest: Ladies, as you can see, we are parked on the main road of the Rose Garden. This is the invincible garden known as the universe, where ten million bright flowers are waiting for you to pick——
Ten million? ! Even Zheng Wenwen, who has always prided herself on having seen the world, was shocked by this huge number. This number is really shocking. The three regions of China only have a population of over 15 million, right? Can you imagine that more than 60% of the population in a large area, or all the college entrance examination candidates on the planet this year, are sex workers, Hanhan?
Your second metaphor is really vulgar and has no meaning other than revealing that your college entrance examination results are very poor and your ranking is very low. However, I really can't imagine it. Gu Suhan spread his hands helplessly and said.
There is nothing difficult to understand, and with a little explanation you can understand that this number is not large at all. You know the whole universe is sending its ass to Earth—
Sorry to interrupt, Gu Hanhan's face was filled with black lines: I had never heard of it before you.
Hey, uncle, we are all serious people on this planet, don’t be a butt all the time, unscrupulous girls like us can’t stand listening to you!
Okay... Jack looked like I was pretending to agree just for money, you Earthlings just like prudes.
So? Please go ahead, uncle, about that lot of butt stuff just now. Zheng Wenwen took out a lollipop and put it in her mouth, urging enthusiastically.
The uncle shrugged and said to himself: I have long said that people on earth are all prudes, and indeed even little girls are no exception.
Well, let’s put it in a civilized way. The universe is huge and the earth is small. The universe has a large population, but the earth has very few resources. Mutated diseases are sweeping across the universe. Life-saving medicine is only available on Earth, but there is simply not enough medicine in the entire universe. So the earth can live without the universe, but the universe cannot live without the earth. Uncle Jeans said in a unique joking tone that any country in the universe, no matter who you are, as long as it is not the earth, must import supplies from the earth. These huge quantities of materials, whether rice, vegetables, or biological medicines, require an astonishing amount of earth reserve coupons. Don't expect that alliance currency or other countries' currencies can buy anything you want. In front of the earth's resources, it is just a pile of paper. The earth's red ticket is the only hard currency in the universe.
Every year, no, every day, the universe spends an astonishing amount of Earth's reserves to buy Earth's supplies. At the same time, what can they sell to Earth? Energy, education or the latest tech gadget? I'm sorry, but with the nearly infinite supply in the entire universe, Earth, with a population of less than 500 million, really doesn't need much. This does not include malicious bidding between countries. After all, there are so many countries in the Galactic Federation. You cannot expect these countries to unite to establish a united front against the earth.
After much comparison, I finally discovered that women’s butts—oh, and men’s butts as well—are the best products for earning Earth Reserve Vouchers. Anyway, there are plenty of people in the universe, abundant supplies, low costs, easy management, and most importantly, huge profits. Moreover, there is no so-called democratic country three thousand light years away from the earth. Human rights are worthless, so legal troubles will not exist.
All you need to do is take out some humanoid creatures that don't cost anything, and then send them to the earth for a small shipping fee. You don't need to do anything to collect the precious earth reserves, and you can also save your own country's resources. Is there any better deal than this? I can confirm that as soon as Annex VI of Earth's "Earth Reserve Convention" is abolished, the number of prostitutes in the Rose Garden will immediately double.
As an old earth proverb goes, every brother in the imperial capital is a savior with broken wings. Jack, the jeans uncle, summarized the entire economic and social picture of mankind in a few words. Then, he patted the cigarette ashes falling on his jeans and said:
To get back to the subject, the reason why I stopped here is because I have to follow the requirements of the Restoration Administration and read the guide to the two people who came to play for the first time. According to the Garden Management Bureau's preferential promotion policy for the new quarter, all first-time guests who participate in the Lucky Wheel event will receive a 20% discount on purchases within 24 hours of the day.
What is Wheel of Fortune?
In short, after selecting the most basic range, let the shuttle immediately enter the rotating space door. Whichever door you finally enter, you will spend money in the block leading to that door.
Sounds pretty good. But what if you deliberately put bad neighborhoods behind the space door, or raise prices first and then discount them?
Annexes VI and X of the Earth Reserves Convention ensure that neither of the above scenarios can ever happen. Ladies, you can really give it a try, as a tour guide, I recommend.
There's no reason not to try, there's nothing to lose anyway, Gu Hanhan said, and I'm always lucky.
It's always better to buy a lottery ticket for less than five dollars. Zheng Wenwen sneered.
Jack called up a passage from the computer in the cab and read it: Now, you are standing at the door of a maze that contains infinite treasures. There are many roads in front of you. If you are not careful, you will get lost. Which road should you choose for today's adventure? What about the route? Ladies, I believe you have noticed the folds with a halo around them. Each layer of aperture represents a layer of space. There are ten layers in total from bottom to top. The higher you go, the stronger the taste. So, please choose.
Once again, your tour guide is really bad. Zheng Wenwen commented with disgust: It reminds me of Ming Mingqi’s stupid answer column that has very high ratings.
I totally agree with you, but who makes the vice president of publicity here be a loyal fan of various question-and-answer columns? Jack shrugged and said, Madam, what is your choice?
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands: She is the contestant on the stage today, I am just a group of relatives and friends off the stage.
Gu Suhan said: Just go to the fifth floor.
Wow, wow, Gu Suhan, thank you for being able to do it! Zheng Wenwen jumped up to protest, I want to go to the top floor.
Shut up, I don't want to end up holding on to the wall with you.
Wise choice. To be honest, some of the programs on the top two floors would make even a poor slave like me from 30,000 light years away from Earth feel sick to his stomach.
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