The two girls finished dinner at about 8:40 in the evening. After asking for the order number at the front desk and receiving a membership card specially presented by Rabbit Manager Robert Chen, they left the March Rabbit Nest Restaurant at 8:00. Fifty-two points. [Read the latest chapter] Instead of taking the hovercar from the atrium sky garden, they chose to go downstairs and leave through the main entrance of the gate building facing the street. It was exactly nine o'clock in the evening when they set foot on Qianmen Street.
Now, their feet are stepping on the front door street where the light of history illuminates the universe. On both sides of the street, there are all kinds of luxury stores with luxurious decoration and even more luxurious consumption. With Qianmen Street as the axis, there are rows of alleys and alleys, all of which are stores specializing in various local products from the earth. Qianmen Street and the eight alleys radiating from the axis of Qianmen Street form the famous Qianmen Foreign Trade Zone in Huaxia Region.
Qianmen Foreign Trade Zone, according to the "List of Scenic Areas Allowed for Interstellar Tourism Within the Earth's Atmosphere" published by the Interstellar Tourism Management Committee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Earth Federation, is affiliated to the Tiananmen Tourism Area. Nine o'clock in the evening is the prime time for city sightseeing and shopping in the foreign trade zone.
The entire Qianmen Street is crowded with people, and tour guides from major travel companies waving triangular flags can be seen everywhere, almost more than grasshoppers in the farmland. Behind them are hordes of alien friends who came to Earth not far away billions of light years ago to be slaughtered. As this wave of travelers moves forward, about every three minutes a newspaper seller with a backpack and a travel map in his hand will come up to him and ask in a low voice at a very fast speed:
Do you want a coupon? Do you want a coupon?
The Earth's Specialty Products Coupon is available in any store, with tens of thousands of varieties, and only costs ten yuan.
Pure jade spring dew, one yuan and ten grams.
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According to incomplete statistics, on the streets of Qianmen Trade Zone, tens of thousands of vendors and their families are supported by the illegal sale of fake and shoddy products and a variety of delivery coupons, discount coupons, duty-free coupons, etc. that vary in authenticity.
After declining the enthusiastic sales pitch from the sixth aboriginal compatriot, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen held hands and walked across the street to a luxury clothing store with extremely retro decoration. This luxury store has the same appearance as the palace in the Tang Dynasty in the medieval era in the record album. It is a five-story wooden building built on a jade platform, with two horns protruding from both sides of the roof ridge. It looks more majestic to the eye. There are no ordinary clothing store display windows around the high-rise building, and there is no sign shop name on the door lintel, only a huge mulberry leaf logo.
Standing at the bottom of the steps, Gu Hanhan pointed to the mulberry leaf logo and said: Just buy it from this store. I have seen her advertisement, and it seems to be unique. The advertisement before the central set of federal news!
Qingsang... Zheng Wenwen raised her head to practice high altitude postures facing the two horns on the roof. Her prices are even more expensive...
Do you have a sister or a son? Gu Hanhan asked.
Not yet.
Haha, what are you waiting for? Gu Hanhan grabbed Zheng Wenwen's hand and rushed in excitedly. That kind of indomitable attitude makes people almost think that she can buy the entire universe.
Welcome to Qingsang Garment Store.
About eight clothing store clerks stood in two lines at the door and bowed to greet the two girls. These girls are all young, with their hair combed into two cute round buns next to their ears. They are wearing a colorful striped silk dress with puff sleeves on both sides of the shoulders, a very low chest, and a wide embroidered belt. Tie it tightly under the chest, squeeze the breasts until they are bulging, and then tie a bow at the lower waist and hang two ribbons - of course, because of your youth, even if you squeeze hard, the breast/groove will be limited. Just like due to lack of experience, no matter how hard Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen tried, they couldn't tell whether the long skirt worn by the clerk was natural silk or simulated silk that was deformed through a program using liquid materials.
Facing the queue of breasts/grooves squeezed out by force and the heads lowered as deeply as in a costume drama, the two girls stood hesitantly. Although a bulging wallet can bring high spirits, it cannot create a guide to luxury store attire out of thin air.
So, Gu Hanhan could only ask in as gentle a tone as possible: I want to buy clothes - uh, do you have any here?
No wonder Gu Hanhan was doubtful when she said it, because after looking at it, she found that this place was more like a high-end resting place than a clothing store. A spacious lobby, a floor as smooth as a mirror, carefully placed antique-like furnishings, wooden tea seats and screen partitions like works of art, and even incense and music, but they are not what a clothing store should have. A clothing stand displaying gorgeous clothes.
Yes. The clerk at the end of the queue comes out. Please follow me.
Did you go to the wrong place? That’s good!
The clerk maintained a slight bow and led the two girls to a tea seat surrounded by screens on three sides. He asked them to sit down on the carved wooden bench behind the long coffee table. She herself stood there intently. The outside of the screen on the left.
Next, a beautiful elder sister came out from behind the screen on the right. She was wearing a long green dress with a tulle draped over her bare shoulders. She put her hands on her knees and sat on the chair to the right of the two girls. She nodded with a smile and introduced herself as a fitting consultant. Then there was pouring tea and water, and all kinds of pleasantries shrouded in mist.
After a full half-hour delay, the fitting consultant spoke very reservedly: So, I wonder what kind of clothes you two would like to try on when you come today?
Gu Hanhan was shocked and said excitedly, I want a skirt suitable for wearing when going to the space orbit at night.
It’s those shops in the red light district where there are many handsome alien men and cowherds. Zheng Wenwen interrupted, today is this guy’s birthday!
Happy birthday, the fitting consultant put her hands on her chest, looking very surprised, and sincerely congratulating her. Indeed, every girl should get a gorgeous dress from the earth on her eighteenth birthday. She looked at Gu Hanhan's eyes and blinked, and said: Our earthly girls cannot lack the company of natural clothing during their adult years.
The two girls laughed.
Zheng Wenwen said: Why didn't a good person say this to me on my eighteenth birthday?
Ah, when I was eighteen years old, there was no such advertising slogan. The fitting consultant smiled and spread his hands. The beauty in a luxurious dress looks quite natural and extremely playful when doing this not very elegant action.
Well, let me take a look and choose the most beautiful dress for tonight's princess... The beauty carefully looked at Gu Hanhan's face and her figure, or she was secretly sizing up Gu Hanhan at the same time. The wallet is resistant to crushing loads.
Do you need me to stand up? Gu Hanhan jumped up from her seat like a deer, holding the hem of her skirt with both hands and spinning briskly in a circle.
No, no, that's enough. You can just sit down.
You're so ugly. Do you need to be so excited? Zheng Wenwen grabbed Gu Hanhan's clothes and forced her to sit back on the chair.
Gu Hanhan grabbed Zheng Wenwen's hand, her eyes still shining with excitement. She suppressed her excitement and said to her friend: You don’t know, I feel very excited right now, it feels like I have to spend a lot of money...
Don't get excited, stay calm, you'll be going whoring to a man soon!
Now it's foreplay.
...You are indeed becoming more and more shameless.
I am completely indifferent.
While speaking, Consultant Lvzhu had already completed the human flesh scan, put away his gaze on Gu Hanhan, raised his chin slightly and said to the clerk Xiaohong, go and see if the small size of the dress tp33c0546 is still there? Go get it, go ahead. That one fits you perfectly. Turning her head, she said firmly to Gu Hanha.
After waiting for about five minutes, the clerk came back with a lacquer box that was classical in shape and looked quite high-end. Judging from the posture of her box, it is clear that the box is not light in weight. It is a real lacquerware in a wooden box, not some imitation of a new lightweight material.
Consultant Lvzhu opened the box with a reserved smile, waiting for the girl's screams and praises.
In the center of the lacquer box, there is a white skirt neatly folded. The skirt is very thin and soft, with almost no luster, but it shows a shocking sense of layering. If you look carefully, you can see that the thin fabric is covered with embroidery of the same color silk thread. The luster of the fabric itself and the luster of the embroidery intertwine and penetrate each other, creating a unique and beautiful temperament. There is a slight astringency to the touch with your fingers. Gu Hanhan was shocked in an instant. He opened his mouth slightly and his eyes were a little sore - he was so moved for no reason!
——In an era when even the underwear of indigenous girls on Earth are made of disposable metal materials, nothing can make me cry more than a long cotton skirt. We cannot resist the desire to be close to nature deep in our genes——
This is a famous saying said by Li Haihe, the great founder of geotheory, when he proposed his famous georepair theory of genetic mutation deformity, which has illuminated the universe for thirteen hundred years.
Although it is impossible for the unscrupulous girl Gu Hanhan to know this sentence, it does fit her mood at this moment.
Give it a try. Green Pearl Consultant made suggestions softly.
The fitting room is right behind their seats. Pushing open the screen painted with cranes, mist and pine trees, they entered the fitting room. The fitting room was equipped with full-length mirrors on three sides. The space was large, nearly twenty square meters, and the four of them didn't feel crowded at all when they stood in it.
Gu Hanhan put on her skirt. It was a short skirt that just reached her thighs. The chest and waist were cut loosely, and the skirt hung down in layers, still retaining the beautiful folds unique to cotton gauze.
The fitting consultant squatted down to straighten the folds for her to make them look more pleasing, and said: The official name of this dress is 'Xi Shi'. In ancient Chinese, Xi Shi refers to natural beauty. Therefore, the fabric of this 'Xi Shi' did not choose silk, which is most commonly used in our 'Qing Sang', but chose cotton. Cotton berries are seeded and beaten by hand, woven into the finest cotton cloth, and then cut and sewn. The most suitable thing for it is to show the natural beauty of girls. There is an ancient poem saying that hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the natural beauty is removed. This is what it means...
The fitting consultant tied a belt around her waist and used a metal buckle to secure the belt to one side of her body. And he took it upon himself to spread out Gu Hanhan's braided hair and recreate a straight hair style. Like magic, Gu Hanhan, a girl with unscrupulous problems, was given a somewhat otherworldly temperament.
I knew it would be suitable. I knew that this dress was specially made for you!
The fitting consultant incited Gu Hanhan with an aria that was almost a hymn. Either sincerely, or a professional quality. However, whether it was true or false, Gu Hanhan was indeed incited. She turned her body with excitement and her eyes fell on the 270-degree rotating fitting mirror.
Zheng Wenwen was even more incited than Gu Hanhan. Because of her personality, her performance is more straightforward.
Buy it, buy this one! She's right, this dress is just for you. It is enough to commemorate your eighteenth birthday, and it can also help you find men. It works, buy it! Zheng Wenwen eagerly encouraged her friend.
Of course I want to buy it! Gu Hanhan made a decisive decision and turned around to find her fitting consultant: Luzhu, how much does this cost?
The price of this 'Xi Shi' is 175 yuan, plus a service fee of 5 yuan. Because you are purchasing clothing made from purely natural, non-renewable fabrics. Therefore, you need to pay a luxury goods tax of 50% of the selling price, a trade adjustment tax of 100% and an earth resource compensation tax of 300%. The latter two taxes can be reduced or refunded if you are a native of the earth. You have a civil society code registered with the National Social Security Bureau, right? According to regulations, 90% of the trade adjustment tax can be exempted, and the earth resource compensation tax will be fully refunded. You don't have to pay this part of the tax. You only need to pay the 10 agency fee and directly entrust us, 'Qingsang', to handle the tax refund. In addition, our store will give away accessories such as belts and buckles for free, so you don’t need to pay extra. So, 175 plus 5 plus 87.5 plus 17.5 plus 10, you need to pay a total of 295 yuan.
Sitting back in front of the coffee table, Lu Zhu clicked on the calculator and rattled off a series of numbers. Finally, he deftly pushed down the calculator with a huge number like 295 flashing down. In front of a girl.
Uh... Even though she was mentally prepared, Zheng Wenwen was still dazzled by the huge sum of money represented by the number 295 yuan. She asked: Is there a discount?
I'm really sorry, there is no way to offer a discount. The fitting consultant smiled humbly and apologized. Although she said standard lines that all ordinary people found very disgusting, because her attitude was so good, Zheng Wenwen didn't feel that she deserved it. As for Gu Hanhan, she had long been so excited by this beautiful dress that she was starved of oxygen and didn't know what bargaining was.
It doesn't matter if there's no discount... Gu Hanhan took out his wallet. How much money do you have?
295 yuan, would you like to pay in cash or transfer? She asked, and carefully explained the cross-border payment methods that the two aboriginal girls on Earth could not use at all. Currently, our store can accept cross-border transfers from more than 5,000 banks in the galaxy. The extragalactic galaxy currently only accepts the Galaxy Alliance World Monetary Fund. Organize transfers from the four major banks. The only settlement currency designated by our store is the Earth Federal Reserve. Currencies from other countries are not accepted for the time being.
Except for the Earth’s Federal Reserve, we don’t have any currencies from other countries!
Gu Hanhan took out three large denomination bills of 100 yuan from the wallet with a kitten on it: We pay in cash.
Gu Hanhan filled in his information and signed the subscription form, and handed it to the clerk to handle the relevant procedures. While waiting, the fitting consultant chatted with them in a playful tone——
**It’s so short that time is always wasted by trivial matters like paying bills.
**What does bitter short mean? Gu Hanhan asked with a pair of big ignorant eyes.
Well... it's probably an ancient poem that feels like time is precious and fleeting.
He is so knowledgeable, he knows all those awkward ancient poems... Gu Hanhan looked up at her fitting consultant with admiration.
No matter where, it is also necessary for work and there is no other way...
In fact, it was a dirty joke. What it really means is that the most painful thing about the night of making love is that yours is too long and his is too short. Zheng Wenwen interrupted fiercely.
...You are also quite knowledgeable... Gu Hanhan looked at his best friend helplessly, feeling that the reason why he failed to grow into a good child that his parents were reassured by, his neighbors envied, and his teachers praised was not without objective reasons.
Of course, Zheng Wenwentian shamelessly shows off, I know a lot more, the flower paths are not swept by tourists, the frost leaves are as red as the flowers in February, the twenty-four bridges are full of moonlight, the infinite scenery is on the dangerous peak...
Fortunately, the clerk Xiaohong has already completed the formalities and returned. Gu Hanhan decisively ignored the tip. Receive the change and tell Zheng Wenwen, let’s go!
However, the two girls were stopped as soon as they went out.
Please wait.
The fitting consultant chased them out with their purchase orders in hand and said: I'm sorry, I just found out that you only left your contact number, so the courier company can't deliver the goods. Therefore, I would also like to trouble you to leave your shipping address.
ah?
Free shipping is available within 3,000 light years of the Earth. The fitting consultant added with a smile.
Not this, you know my home is on the earth. Gu Hanhan held up the hem of the white skirt and said inexplicably, I have already put on my clothes, what else do you want to give me?
There are also boxes for clothes to give away! The fitting consultant explained with a smile that natural clothes are relatively delicate and are prone to yellowing, fading, and deformation. They cannot be placed like ordinary metal clothes and must be placed in our specially made protective box. Only when it is moisture-proof, insect-proof and oxidation-proof can it be kept relatively intact.
Yes, I bought clothes and got a beautiful box. Very good, very good. You can also put on jewelry without clothes when you come back. It looks so classy!
The unscrupulous girl who took advantage of her agreed happily. While writing the address, her mind turned around. She considered that if the fact that she spent such a huge sum of money on clothes was leaked and Ms. Li Shufang found out, it would be okay to be beaten and scolded. The treasury might be confiscated, so I was careful and reported the address of Zheng Wenwen's home. She winked at her best friend and made a you-know-what expression.
Zheng Wenwen patted her chest and vouched, "Don't worry, if your mother comes to ask, I won't do anything, so she just insisted that I bought it!"
While they were negotiating, the street lights on Nagato Street suddenly shone, and a dark shadow above their heads quickly grew in size and then came down, making people shrink their heads.
Gu Hanhan slapped his chest in shock and took a closer look, only to realize that it was a small airship. Arrogant and as if no one else was around, he landed directly on the pedestrian street, ignoring the sacred and inviolable traffic rules of the earth!
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