In this way, you can imagine the embarrassment, helplessness and unwillingness of Mr. Fatty. [No pop-up novel website]
You know how bad things would be for people like him if their names were prefixed with the prefixes of harasser, hooligan, etc.
It is conceivable that your reputation will be lost and your public image will deteriorate. It is not impossible that you will be disliked by the social circle, or even be forced to leave politics. No public figure wants to get into the trouble of being accused of being a hooligan by an Earth girl, because the crime of being a hooligan is such a special crime. Its definition is extremely vague but powerful. Regardless of whether you are really a hooligan or not, once you are identified, you are a hooligan and it will be difficult for you to defend yourself, regardless of whether the law ultimately finds you guilty.
According to this, Mr. Fat believes that the matter must be limited to the present, and it must be ended now, in the March Rabbit Nest. Otherwise, once he goes to the police station, he has reason to believe that he will be sexually harassing girls on the earth everywhere tomorrow morning. children's headlines.
Why should I mess with Earth girls? I know they are all so difficult to deal with! The fat man thought angrily: Why have I become so out of control? Isn't there anything that can't be considered later?
Yes, this earth girl's brain wave fluctuations are very unusual, and I can feel that her future will be extraordinary. Maybe with my guidance, she might even become a god. But, now, she is just an ordinary earth girl. No one in the universe can detect anything unusual about her except me. I shouldn't be so impatient! Oh, it must be Franny's thing that worries me so much. I actually made such a childish mistake!
Is it too late to tell the truth now?
No, absolutely not! If I reveal even a little bit now, tomorrow the whole universe will come to snatch this girl from me, regardless of whether her brain waves really have the potential to reach god level. Damn it, why am I Crassus! For the first time, Mr. Fat was troubled by his huge reputation in the world of spiritual superpower research.
Maybe I should first convince these security guards that I didn't do anything! Then I can talk to these two Earth girls alone.
Mr. Fat believes that as long as he can deal with these armed security guards and have a few words with the two girls alone, he will be able to easily solve this trouble and gain the precious trust of this lovely goddess.
However, in actual operation, Mr. Fat found that he could do nothing except repeating like a psychopath that I had done nothing to these two girls.
Of course, it's useless to talk nonsense. The fourth security guard stuttered: "Don't, don't, don't, don't make excuses. Come on... When you arrive at the police station, you will naturally know if you, you, you have done anything bad..." …
Oh, it's a stutter! The fat man thought sadly and angrily: How did I end up needing to talk to a person who stutters?
He shouted angrily: Do you inferior people know who I am? What reason do I have to harass these two yellow-haired girls who look like they have breasts but not breasts and butts but not butts! And why do I need to quibble? The queue of women in the universe waiting for me to harass could fill the left spiral arm of the Milky Way!
Brag, brag. Security guard No. 4 stuttered and pointed out: Silver... The left spiral arm of the Milky Way has more than 30 billion billion stars, and it is not full yet...
Zheng Wenwen took off her high heels and rushed forward: "Sister, I have an angelic appearance and a devilish figure. Do you, a fat man, dare to say that I am a yellow-haired girl with no breasts and no butt?" Fortunately, Fei Siyu held her down in time, otherwise the fat Mr.'s head would have been blown open by high heels.
The fat gentleman covered his head in embarrassment. Was he really fainted from anger?
Fei Siyu pressed Gu Wenwen's arm with both hands, chuckled, and said: So who are you? Can you tell your name so that we inferior people can admire you?
Mr. Fat shut his mouth and stopped talking. His face was very dark. He looked at Fei Siyu with a very clear look. Boy, I will remember you!
Fei Siyu didn't flinch this time. Instead, he held out his chest and pointed to his nameplate at the fat gentleman.
Zheng Wenwen whispered to Gu Hanhan: This rabbit is quite handsome!
Gu Hanhan couldn't help but roll his eyes: No matter how handsome you are, can't you just wait a little longer?
Security Guard No. 5 said righteously: No matter what big shot you are, it’s useless here! What you step on is the land of the mother planet of all mankind. The sky above you is the atmosphere of the Earth Reserve protected by the Galactic Alliance Convention on the Environment and Species Conservation of the Places of Origin of Mankind. This is the city of freedom and democracy, where civil rights are sacred and inviolable. Remember, everyone is equal before the law.
Gu Hanhan applauded: He is so handsome, what you said is great, security guard!
Security guard No. 5 blushed a little when he was praised. He turned to Gu Hanhan and whispered a little embarrassedly: Well... I used to be a police officer at the police station. We have a rule that when we encounter foreign-related cases, we must memorize this paragraph...
That's quite handsome... Gu Hanhan said.
So handsome! Mr. Fat thought.
Mr. Fat now absolutely hates the "Galactic Alliance Convention on the Environment and Species Protection of the Origin of Humankind" and the equality of all people before the law. If this were in his hometown, how could such a thing happen? Not to mention being pointed at gunpoint by a group of security guards, the two girls Qi Gen'er didn't dare to accuse him!
Therefore, it is better to say that a democratic society is better. A democratic society is too prone to unjust, false and wrong cases! Mr. Fat sighed in his heart.
At this time, Mr. Fat envied for the first time his daughter Frannie's former fiancé, the superpower respected by the universe as Critikus, although he is now missing. However, if Kritikus encounters this kind of thing, he can deal with a ground army with his bare hands, and his body can instantly explode at sub-light speed. It is no problem to deal with several gun-wielding security guards - well, even on Earth It is not appropriate to engage in armed conflict on the reservation, as it can easily make things worse. But if you just run away based on speed, it will be no problem. Who will know who you are then?
The fat man sighed deeply: Political power comes from the barrel of a gun, and justice comes from the fist. The ancients never deceived me!
Mr. Fat is really imagining that his missing ex-son-in-law can descend from the sky and save him from the infamy of gangsters sexually harassing young girls on Earth, for the sake of the goddess Gaia.
However, the ideal is plump and the reality is skinny. In reality, there are no heroes falling from the sky to save the fat. There are only security guards one, two, three, four and five holding ridiculous weapons in their hands, and once again questioning the two little witches of the earth - may the Goddess Gaia drop a bolt of lightning to kill them - they asked them: Want to call the police?
Mr. Fat decided to make one last effort, and he decided to bow to reality. He said to the two girls: Don't call the police, we can stay private.
Gu Hanhan smiled: Hey, you're an alien and you still know that you're a private person?
Mr. Fat saw hope and begged: We can talk, yes, we can talk about anything.
There's no need to talk, there's nothing 'private'! Zheng Wenwen categorically gave Mr. Fat a chill: call the police, immediately, immediately! It seems that her resentment against the yellow-haired girl who wants breasts but not breasts and a butt but not a butt is really too deep.
One of the security guards called the police via a button. The police arrived soon.
Of course they came quickly. Harassing and abducting a girl from Earth is a huge crime. As long as he is caught, the entire district's target for this year will be completed. You know, it’s hard to find aliens who dare to do this these days even with a lantern! As a result, the police uncles swarmed in and almost lined the streets to welcome him, and the band picked up the fat man. From the time the alarm button was pressed until the fat uncle was taken away in electromagnetic handcuffs, it didn't even take five minutes.
A middle-aged man in plain clothes left last with a young police officer who looked like an intern. The middle-aged plainclothes man briefly asked about the process of what happened. The intern followed behind the middle-aged plainclothes man, holding a document board to take notes, and registered the contact information and information of the two parties involved, Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen, two indigenous girls from Earth. Home address.
While the young policeman was taking notes, the middle-aged plainclothes man said earnestly: The two little girls must be more careful in the future. Although the commercial tourist area is the middle layer of the earth's foreign-related areas, it does not have the round-the-clock security system of the consulate area and the 24-hour military standby. It is unrealistic to expect strict censorship like the sanatorium area. Aliens can just pay a little money. If you can get in, there are people from all walks of life. It’s a special mix of good and bad, and there are a lot of foreign-related cases. Especially for little girls like you, don’t go alone in tourist areas. It’s best to be accompanied by your parents.
The two girls agreed um, um. When they heard that it was best to be accompanied by parents, Gu Hanhan was a little unconvinced and said: We are all adults.
I know you are all adults, and adults should be careful too! You children are just like newborn calves and are not afraid of tigers. You don’t know that the world is dangerous and the universe is vast. The middle-aged plainclothes man shook his head as he spoke.
Team Liao - the young policeman following the middle-aged plainclothes man called him. The voice was neither too loud nor too quiet, just enough to make him understand clearly.
Okay, okay, no more words... The middle-aged plainclothes man known as Captain Liao waved his hand and said to the two girls: In short, pay attention to safety in foreign-related areas. Don't be afraid of trouble and be careful not to suffer any disadvantages. If there is any situation, call the police in time. Don’t worry about making false reports, let alone trouble the police. The bounden duty of our people’s police is to protect the people——
Zheng Wenwen didn't hold back and smiled - the people's police are for the people, this uncle's words are really funny, as if he was in a propaganda film.
do not laugh! The middle-aged plainclothes man said seriously, "This area east of Edom is under my jurisdiction." There are hundreds of shops in the three streets. If any of the natives of the earth have any accident here, all my bonuses for this month will be lost - Xiao Xie, have you recorded the situation?
The young policeman looked through the records and said: Remember it.
Then close the team!
yes. The young policeman agreed and handed the notepad to the two girls for them to verify the signatures. After giving it, he tore off the printing port on the side of the notepad and covered it with the Xicheng Branch of the Public Security Bureau of the Yanjing City Hall of the Third District of Huaxia District Tian/An/Mendong Police Station. A copy of the transcript of the conversation with the red official seal was handed to the two girls, and he said: If necessary, you may need to go to the bureau in person to testify in the near future. Don't worry, it's just a normal evidence collection procedure. We will call you when the time comes.
The middle-aged plainclothes men shook hands with Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen respectively: Liao Guoming, the third-level police inspector of Tian'an/Mendong Police Station, and Xie Jun, the trainee police officer. Then he nodded to the restaurant manager Robert Chen and left with the young policeman.
The two girls sat back at the table and saw that the fat man had been taken to the police station. They were having a meal.
Because of the unpleasant incident that happened tonight, the Rabbit Manager of the March Rabbit Nest personally apologized to the two expectant ladies and generously promised to waive the order - of course, it was not possible to waive the order, because the carrot soup was all paid to the fat Mr. Rabbit . Manager Rabbit said that he had notified the kitchen to make a new version of Queen's Soup for the two girls. Oh, of course, the new one is free of charge. At the same time, in order to express his apology to the two girls, Green Border Xiangbi Crystal In addition to the meal, she was given an assorted colorful plate with secret spicy sauce. In other words, they can eat this meal for free.
When it comes to eating for free, Gu Hanhan can't help but regret not ordering a few more big dishes before, the kind whose prices can scare people into suffering from high blood pressure in an instant. When she conveyed this meaning to Zheng Wenwen through the steaming steam of the radish soup, Zheng Wenwen was bored with her chopsticks and picked at the so-called secret spicy sauce assorted colorful plate given by Manager Rabbit. People on earth who are not sick would call it kimchi. A certain kind of radish grain said something very philosophical: In that case, we might have fainted due to high blood pressure, and there would be no time to fight with the fat uncle.
That's right, Gu Hanhan nodded repeatedly, so he wouldn't be able to get free food.
As Gu Hanhan said this, he picked up the business card at hand—probably Mr. Fat's. It was in a mess just now and somehow it ended up here. The business cards are very delicately made, with extremely complex and gorgeous patterns and cursive characters printed on both the front and back sides.
e——g——r, k——u——r——f——u——r——s——t, Gu Hanhan spelled it out with great difficulty, Ogra, Ogra... Wenwen , what does kurfurst mean?
How could Zheng Wenwen know this? Her test in Universal Language was in single digits. So, Zheng Wenwen opened the ring and checked the dictionary for a while, and said confusedly: I don't know, it seems to be an ancient language, corresponding to the elector in the universal language, elector, yes, it is the elector.
Is this what you mean?
Who is an eighteen-year-old adult who is not a voter? Is it necessary to write it down solemnly on the business card?
Gu Hanhan shook his head, turned the business card over, and read while spelling it out: Chairman of the International Association for the Study of Abnormal Psychiatric Diseases and Abilities, Denk Holbach von Wittelsbach Crassus—this fat man’s name It's quite long. He is also the chairman of some kind of spiritual association. We might have actually sent a big shot to the police station!
Zheng Wenwen spread her hands indifferently: Who knows? who cares! Besides, there are more associations and other civil society organizations than there are stars in the Milky Way, so the president is nothing special, right? So what if that fat guy is really a great guy? We didn't accuse him unjustly!
That is, Gu Hanhan agreed very much. Even the police uncle said, 'If there is any situation, you should call the police in time. Don't worry about making false reports, let alone trouble the police. The bounden duty of our people's police is to protect the people -'
Haha... Zheng Wenwen is overjoyed. Han Han, your imitation is really similar. I think you can become a star in the future!
thanks, thanks. Gu Hanhan was so proud that she raised her chin and nodded in greeting, imitating the award-winning actress at the statuette award ceremony.
However, speaking of which, what does the International Association for the Study of Psychiatric Disorders and Superpowers do? Those who study mutant diseases or those who study superpowers? There is no boundary between these two! Oh, if there is a connection, it would be that the college entrance examination for superpowers gives extra points, but many majors in the college entrance examination for genetic diseases do not recruit students, so their association studies this plus or minus points? We should have known earlier that we really shouldn't have rejected him and sent him to the class room. Speaking of this, Zheng Wenwen felt a little regretful.
It’s not reliable. The addition and subtraction of the college entrance examination points are under the control of the admissions committee of ordinary universities of the Galactic Federation! Gu Hanhan threw his business card into the trash tray at any time, waved his spoon, and took a big mouthful of Queen's Soup. I don't know what the relationship between genetic disease and superpowers is. Is that fat man a big shot or does he have any superpowers? I don’t know, I just know that he is probably mentally ill!
Then, Gu Hanhan's voice became blurry, it was really delicious...
With the action of putting the silver spoon into her mouth, a particularly delicious taste melted on the tip of Gu Hanhan's tongue, trembling, vibrating, stimulating her taste buds, and an unprecedented pleasure surrounded her.
Yeah? I'll give it a try... Zheng Wenwen was dubious and reached out to scoop out a big spoonful.
Then Zheng Wenwen was stunned, and the spoon stopped at her lips stupidly. Then, she banged on the dining table and said excitedly: It's not bad, I almost fell in love with this rabbit nest of his! That rabbit was right, women across the galaxy will love this dish! It's just a drug! That kind of pleasure...
Zheng Wenwen thought carefully for five seconds and gave an evaluation that made Gu Hanhan facepalm: It's like a feather brushing against the vagina!
Tsk, underage girls just have no knowledge! Zheng Wenwen glanced at her friend who was less than a year younger than her with disdain, patted her chest and made a promise: Tonight, with the money that I couldn't spend on this dinner, let me, Aunt Wei, take my little lolita with you. Go and experience it, a grown-up night!
Tonight's misfortune was already foreseeable.
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