The fat uncle muttered to himself and whispered something in a low voice. Anyway, it was not the universal language of the universe, let alone Chinese. After finishing speaking, he shook his head and said: I don't know if my understanding is correct. If I am wrong, please don't mind, because my exposure to ancient Chinese is very short, only ten days.
First he explained this sentence, then he straightened his back, retracted his lower abdomen that could not be retracted no matter how hard he tried, and said something righteously: Yes, I respect Your Excellency Maximilian. It is indeed my personal wish, not for money or other worldly things. I am indeed not a fan of Lord Maximilian, I am an admirer of Lord Marshal. I swore an oath on the steps of the sacred temple of the goddess Gaia that my blood and life would be dedicated to the goddess Gaia and her knight Maximilian.
Zheng Wenwen and Gu Hanhan looked at each other and burst into laughter.
Still an avid fan!
And my blood and life will be dedicated to the goddess Gaia and her knight Maximilian?
Is there any romantic fantasy or madness?
A flash of sullenness flashed across the fat uncle's face, but for some unknown reason, he managed to hold back the attack.
Girls of the same age as Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen are natives of the earth who grew up in a reserve like a nature reserve. Their biggest characteristics are their innocence, arrogance, and ignorance of the sufferings of the world, let alone the darkness of the universe. . They don't bother to look at people's faces, and of course, they don't know how to look at them at all. It was impossible not to knock him to the ground and then step on him.
The two girls laughed for a while, and finally managed to hold back their laughter. Zheng Wenwen coughed, sat up straight, and asked: Are you from Mars?
Gu Hanhan then asked: I heard that Mars is a monarchy.
Zheng Wenwen: There is an emperor.
Gu Hanhan: The emperor was crowned by the pope.
Zheng Wenwen: There are people.
Gu Hanhan: No one/right.
Zheng Wenwen: Those who are not loyal to the emperor will not be given food.
Gu Hanhan: Anyone who doesn’t believe in the goddess will be burned to death.
Zheng Wenwen: That is the paradise of the Milky Way.
Gu Hanhan: That is a paradise for mankind.
Zheng Wenwen: I will give you my life and blood first.
Gu Hanhan: My goddess Gaia and my emperor.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, Zheng Wenwen clapped her hands and ended the duet of the 'Unscrupulous Girl Duo' duel with a series of wrong moves.
She said: Hanhan, you said it wrong. What they just said was that they should dedicate their lives and blood to the god Gaia and her knight Maximilian. The emperor of Mars was not Maximilian. Isn't it, uncle?
The fat uncle didn't say anything, so Zheng Wenwen took it as acquiescence and still said to Gu Hanhan: So, look, what a big mistake you made.
Gu Hanhan is very humble and has an attitude that he must correct his mistakes. As soon as he heard it, he immediately said: Oh, I will correct it then.
So, Zheng Wenwen began: I will dedicate my life and blood to you...
My Gaia and my Maximilian.
After the recitation, the two girls turned to look at the fat uncle.
Zheng Wenwen asked: Uncle, what do you think? Is it pretty good?
The fat uncle said calmly: Your voices are very nice. However, I want to make a point. I am not a citizen of the Marth Empire, my country is Ogra.
Ogra——
Zheng Wenwen and Gu Hanhan swallowed together, completely shocked by the fat uncle.
Taiyima ruins the three views!
Even if you don't kneel down, it won't work. The field of traitors is full of talents!
The country has just been attacked, and here comes a citizen who wants to sacrifice his life and blood to the enemy's gods and leaders?
The fat uncle continued: It was Marshal Maximilian who saved my country from the hell ruled by Tartarus, the god of darkness, and enabled us to return to the embrace of the goddess Gaia. Therefore, it was a just war, not an invasion of countries by countries.
While the fat uncle was advocating his traitorous behavior, Zheng Wenwen asked Gu Hanhan in a low voice: Who is Tartarus?
Didn't he say that he is the God of Darkness? Gu Hanhan gave Zheng Wenwen a look that said, "You're not paying attention."
No, what about that... Zheng Wenwen scratched her head and said: When I memorized current affairs, I always thought that Ogra was a democratic country, so that war was a just war between a democratic country and a democratic country. So I quite sympathized with Ogra when they lost.
Gu Hanhan spread his hands: Now it seems worse than dog eating dog in two countries.
Yes! Zheng Wenwen nodded vigorously.
Uncle, just say it’s a religious war and that’s it!
Zheng Wenwen felt that there was no need for them to continue bickering with a religious fanatic. Even though this fanatic came to the door on his own, it didn't mean that they couldn't retreat.
Ten normal people cannot defeat a psychopath, and ten psychopaths cannot defeat a religious maniac.
Waiter, Zheng Wenwen waved to Fei Siyu, who was already pushing a meal station not far away, is our food ready?
Fei Siyu came over with a cart and said with a smile that the food would be served immediately.
So Gu Hanhan said: Well, uncle, look, our food is here. Do you think you can go back and continue drinking the water you haven't finished?
Uncle, just retreat. We are really no match for you.
The fat uncle probably hadn't said enough. He glanced at the silver covered plate in the dining car and politely extended an invitation: I wonder if it would be an honor to invite these two ladies to dinner.
Uh, next time. Gu Hanhan was stunned and instinctively declined with polite words.
And our dishes are ready, please help yourself. Zheng Wenwen said.
So, how about tomorrow night. There is a social dinner at the Ogla Embassy tomorrow evening, and I would like to invite the two ladies to attend. The fat gentleman said immediately, his tone was very earnest, so earnest that he was even a little anxious.
This is really suspicious. What is this guy trying to do?
Zheng Wenwen raised her chin arrogantly: I never have dinner with aliens?
What a naked alien discrimination! The fat Mr. smiled and sighed, his tongue pressed against his gums and he made a soft sound.
Zheng Wenwen continued her arrogance and expressed with her eyes that I am discriminating against you. How about that?
So, what about you, young lady? Will you accept my invitation? Mr. Fat turned to Gu Hanhan and spoke ancient Chinese in a standard cosmic accent. Or do you also have alien discrimination?
No, of course I don’t discriminate against aliens;
Then...the fat gentleman was very happy and showed a gentlemanly smile.
Gu Hanhan's eyes slid down from his subtle smile, and finally fell on his protruding belly. The man's chubby hands rested on it easily and comfortably, just like those big men with big bellies in the image.
But I discriminate against fat people. Gu Hanhan decisively eliminated this big shot with one sentence.
The fat gentleman frowned, and it was obvious that he was not willing to be dealt with like this.
Cough... Fei Siyu cleared his throat, picked up the dinner plate, and reminded the fat gentleman before he could speak: Sorry, sir, could you please give up temporarily, otherwise I won't be able to serve the two ladies -
The fat Mr. glanced at Fei Siyu expressionlessly, arrogantly and condescendingly.
In that moment, miraculously, the qualities of religion, madness, and gossip disappeared from this man's fat body, and were replaced by a body that was so powerful that it could penetrate people, making them irresistible. of arrogance. That is completely different from Zheng Wenwen's arrogance. Zheng Wenwen's arrogance is the hedgehog in the palm of her hand, and this man's arrogance is the rock in the storm.
Fei Siyu was immediately speechless.
The man said contemptuously: Get out of here! Then he looked away. It felt like treating a bug, and it would be a waste to look at it more than once.
Anyway, please think again. Please don't refuse my invitation. He said this to the two girls.
Zheng Wenwen was completely angered by this man's arrogance. Like a fledged bird, she said coldly: "Don't think about it, I can tell you right now, fat man, we will never accept your invitation." Get out of here, alien!
Gu Hanhan also said: Sir, to be honest, I have never seen such a shameless man like you. Why do we have to have dinner with you, even if we don’t agree? Hey, you posted it on your own initiative, right? We didn't provoke you. Why do you have no reason to stay with us and ask the waiter who served me to go away? Why do you do that? You aliens are just so baffling. Speaking of which, I really doubt you are a liar.
Yes, you are a liar! Zheng Wenwen made a categorical conclusion, and the duet of the unscrupulous girl duo's unique and absolute nirvana was played again——
It is said that in the universe, only alien gangsters who cheat for marriage will entangle an earth girl and not let go.
Just, just, you are an old gangster who cheated on marriage?
Apart from those who cheated on marriages, is there anyone else who clings to a girl from Earth and refuses to let go?
besides! besides!
who is it? who is it?
Those who lie to children, those who lie to children.
Gu Hanhan missed Mr. Fatty and asked: Let’s be honest, are you a marriage liar or a baby liar?
Zheng Wenwen waved and shouted loudly: Security, there is a gangster harassing us here.
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