The hover car stopped slowly. Gu Hanhan paid the bill with his social security account. The door opened, and the two girls Ping Ping Ting Ting got out of the car. It wasn't that they thought much about Ping Ping Ting Ting, it was actually her body. Either it's a pirated version or the Cinderella version of the outfit, it won't work if they don't look like Pingping Tingting.
Welcome to the 'March Rabbit Nest' Hotel. I am the waiter, and I am honored to serve you. Please be careful of the fountain.
It is a high-end restaurant after all. As soon as we got off the bus and stood still, a waiter in a tuxedo and tie greeted us attentively, holding an umbrella. The waiter was tall and handsome, two meters tall, with arms and legs and a great figure. As for his face, he was extremely beautiful. Gu Hanhan was so stunned that he could hardly move.
Zheng Wenwen glared at Gu Hanhan: Dude, those are the genetically modified people introduced by the colonial star!
Gu Hanhan stared back at Zheng Wenwen: Without you, you would have fallen in love with a genetically modified person!
The waiter smiled more and more charmingly, showing his white teeth: Please allow me to lead you. You can reach our lobby directly through this corridor. This way, you two, please be careful of the steps.
Like most high-end restaurants on the planet, the atrium through which the March Hare's Den enters is built on top of the restaurant's roof. The entire atrium is decorated like a hanging garden, with lush vegetation and blooming flowers, all of which are precious flowers and plants transplanted from all over the earth. Under the cover of green, you can see various sculptures, musical fountains, strange rocks and strange trees everywhere. In the center is a huge artificial lake with an area of more than 5,000 square meters, which can be used to park hover vehicles. Above the blue lake, an arched bridge corridor leads to the lobby. On both sides of the arch bridge, there are six large fountains facing each other in the artificial lake. The water column rushed out of the water several meters high before turning around and hitting the crystal ceiling of the arch bridge like a heavy rain.
So, with the infinite melancholy in her heart that beauties have always had a bad life, and beauties have always turned out to be monsters, Gu Hanhan, together with Zheng Wenwen, held their heads high and stepped onto the crystal corridor against the falling fountain rain that was flying all over the sky. The alien monster clasped his hands and followed behind Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen with a big umbrella in his hand. One person and one umbrella covered the two girls tightly, and not a drop of water could splash on them. He was really gifted.
Zheng Wenwen was walking on the crystal clear ground with her skirt in hand. The shoes under her feet made a bright and crisp sound against the crystal stones, and the water droplets on the crystal ceiling above her head made a ding-ding-dong-dong sound. For a moment, she felt that the queen's temperament was soaring, so she turned around to praise her. Gu Hanhan said: Your Highness the Princess is beautiful.
Gu Hanhan was also feeling good about himself, so he reciprocated the favor: Her Majesty the Queen is unparalleled in her magnificence.
The alien monster clenched the handle of the umbrella tightly, with a stiff face, thinking to himself: I am the most beautiful and charming, right?
At the end of the corridor are several steps. Going down the steps, there is a wide terrace. Passing through the terrace, you enter the entrance of the March Rabbit's Nest. The lobby manager wearing a professional suit stood here to greet them.
Probably because he is a native of the earth, the appearance of the lobby manager is much more civilian-at least far from the level that makes people unable to walk. He kissed the two ladies' hands politely and thoughtfully, and then said: Welcome to the earth, the 'March Rabbit Nest' provides you with the purest taste of the birthplace. I'm Robert Chen, the lobby manager.
Gu Hanha thought: Have I ever left the earth, rabbit?
Zheng Wenwen thought: **** ****, my mother's tender hands were finally bitten by such a three-petal mouth, ****!
Manager Rabbit asked again: What can I do for you? Is it two today? Do you have reservations or designated seats?
Gu Hanhan withdrew his hand from Manager Rabbit's mouth and said calmly: "We are two, we have no reservation, we want a seat by the window."
OK, just a second. Manager Rabbit bowed slightly, and then summoned a waiter: Binny, to choose a table by the window for the two ladies, but not too secluded. You need to have a broad vision, understand?
Yes, sir - ladies, please come with me.
Passing through a foyer hung with many giant oil paintings - perhaps there are some world-class paintings among them, but Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen are uneducated and have only seen the printed version of "Mona Lisa Smile". I don’t know any of the words, and of course I don’t have any impressions. If I have any impressions, I think the hall is too long and walking is too tiring.
At the end of the foyer, a rococo-style door is opened, and the air is refreshed. A prairie wind blows in your face, carrying the unique freshness and comfort of grass and lingering in your nose, making people unable to help but take a few more breaths. . For a moment, the sky is high and the sky is high, and the mind is broad. Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen had feelings this time——
Is this still a restaurant lobby? This is the African savannah!
The decoration of the entire lobby is characterized by two words: authenticity.
Although it will be very easy to bring the African savannah indoors after virtual reality technology is fully mature, it will be very difficult to bring the wind, the air, and the natural smell. It will not cost a lot of money. Something that can be done. It can be seen that high-end restaurants are high-end restaurants after all, no wonder they can kill aliens.
The waiter named Binny brought them to a table decorated with half wooden piles and asked them to sit down. There are dense shrubs on the inside of the seat, and there are birds pecking at the berries. Gu Hanhan stretched out her hand, and the bird flew up and landed on her hand, then pecked at her fingers. Gu Hanhan was shocked, her delicate body trembled and she curled up her fingers - it was so real! The fingertips felt itchy, just like a real bird was pecking at it.
Binny leaned over and pulled the branches of the bush to separate them to both sides. Then the bird flew away, the bush disappeared, and the glass reflected the night view of the city. It turned out to be a pair of curtains. Binny closed the curtains, bowed slightly to them and left.
Zheng Wenwen looked at Gu Hanhan and said melancholy: I think we did a stupid thing.
Gu Hanhan's face turned red. After thinking about it, he could only act rogue: it was useless to regret it anyway. Isn't it just next to the window? I don’t have a good sense of style and I just like to lean against windows. What’s wrong? !
No, no, Zheng Wenwen said with a smile, I am praising you for your good interpretation of the alien nouveau riche. There are so many aliens who come to the earth to travel every year. What kind of people are not stupid rich people and local rich people? Don't worry, it's nothing to you. I've seen many waiters.
Gu Hanhan: You are an alien nouveau riche, and your whole family is an alien nouveau riche.
Zheng Wenwen hates aliens the most, and the aliens she despises the most are the alien upstarts. When she heard this, she wanted to start a fight. However, she was not lucky. Before the table could be taken, the order service The student was about to arrive, so he had to admit defeat for the time being and endure a breath of bad breath.
A waiter wearing a waistcoat, tie and combed hair stood beside him, handed the menu and asked the two girls to order.
Gu Hanhan took the menu and took a look at it. It was beautiful. It was indeed a high-end restaurant. Even every order on the menu was done to perfection.
Look carefully again, it’s over, I can’t understand it!
The lingua franca of the universe is used throughout, and even the pictures are so abstract. Gu Hanhan's Universal Language is terrible. He basically can't understand anything except numbers.
Gu Hanhan looked up at Zheng Wenwen and thought to herself: Let's forget it...
It turns out that Zheng Wenwen's Universal Language is even worse. She usually gets single digits in this subject.
The moment to test your wisdom has arrived.
According to the tips obtained from some precious historical and cultural heritage (martial arts novels), when you can’t order food for some reason, you can point to the side and announce: Have one as usual. Use this method wherever you want, It can be called a master key.
So, Gu Hanhan lowered his head and pretended to read the menu while glancing at the table next to him. The tables on the African savannah are sparsely arranged, so this is not an easy task. Gu Hanhan's eyes were about to turn into triangles, but he finally saw clearly——
There is a fat man squatting next to the dirt on the left front side. The fat man is in a suit and leather shoes, sitting upright and elegant. There was a snow-white lace tablecloth on the table, silk napkins on the tablecloth, a full set of cutlery, sterling silver plates, sparkling crystal cups - in short, the arrangement was grand.
However, despite such a grand display, the only thing on display was a large open-mouthed bottle with a small cup outside. There was more than half a bottle of colorless and transparent liquid in the open bottle. The fat man was pouring it into a small cup and drinking it slowly.
Gu Hanhan had reason to believe that the colorless and transparent liquid in the bottle was undoubtedly boiled water - hey, he was another silly kid who was deceived by the geo-food therapy.
If you are sick, you need to be cured. Just drinking water will help!
Whether it’s Himalayan snow mountain water or Antarctica’s Devonian glacier meltwater, plain water is plain water. Do you really expect that stuff to cure your genetic disease? Whoever spends money to drink this is stupid - yes, the fat man is stupid enough. The glass of water in front of him probably costs three to five hundred earth yuan, right? Silly x, come to my house and drink, you can eat for fifty cents.
pss, pss, drop this pss!
Gu Hanhan moved his gaze downwards and noticed a father and son squatting in the grass behind and on the right side.
The skin color of the father and son was reddish, with black in the red and purple in the black. It was hard to tell what color they were. However, despite her poor skin color, her clothes are very magnificent, and they can be called two moving jewelry shelves. Gu Hanhan was very envious when he saw it, and almost wanted to go up and shake it. Looking at the table, the content is also very rich. There are cups, plates and dishes on the table, as if it is an excellent imitation object...
Waiter, give me...oh, no - luckily Gu Hanhan took another look, otherwise today's meal would be a waste.
There was a full table in front of the two movable jewelry shelves, but what were the bowls and plates filled with?
White rice, red rice, black rice, yellow rice...
Soy sauce, vinegar, chili water, pepper noodles, mustard, sesame oil, salad dressing...
Nima, there isn’t even a single dish, it’s all rice and condiments!
This is not the lobby of the restaurant, but the back kitchen of the restaurant?
This is no longer something that geo-food therapy can explain.
And these two people don't look like they are sick - skin color changes are not serious physical mutations. In the latest version of the "Cosmic Disease Directory", simple skin color changes are even classified as Category e can hardly be said to be a genetic mutation disease.
The big mobile jewelry stand scooped up a large piece of rice with a spoon, dipped it in the soy sauce water, and quickly put it into his mouth to chew. While eating, he also said to the little mobile jewelry shelf who was also eating enthusiastically: "Try it, this is called food!"
Gu Hanhan suddenly felt that the world view she had formed during her eighteen years of life had been greatly impacted. Could it be that soy sauce rice is the real delicacy in the world? Suddenly, Gu Hanhan had the urge to go home and give it a try.
Hey, you can’t afford to hurt the big dog from the mineral star! Poor kid, nothing good has ever come out, right?
This can only be removed via pss...
Gu Hanhan tried his best to look farther away, trying to find someone to imitate. However, everything that can be seen is miserable. As for no matter how far away, no matter how far away you are, you can’t see it…
Gu Hanhan was completely discouraged. He closed the menu and looked up at the waiter: Can you recommend one?
Zheng Wenwen was also afraid that the waiter would recommend boiled water, lettuce leaves, or even boiled green vegetables, which are earthy dishes with the characteristics of high-end restaurants, so she quickly added: It doesn't matter if it is not a special dish, the key is to have a good taste.
The waiter recommended one: Salted Milk Cucumbers with Secret Sauce, and praised highly: This dish is made from cucumbers that matured on the Summer Solstice and served with our secret sauce. Our table salt is made from rock salt from cliffs at an altitude of more than 3,000 meters and refined with various natural materials. Our vinegar sauce is all authentic Shanxi mature vinegar, which has been aged for more than five years. Our sauces are all...
Gu Hanhan and Zheng Wenwen looked at each other, then shook their heads together: Why don't I come to your house to eat a cucumber?
The waiter thought for a while and recommended another one: Pearl Jade Hibiscus.
The name sounds reliable. Gu Hanhan thought, it should be meatball soup or something, right? Pearls are meatballs, Jade is green vegetables, Furong is minced chicken, um, green vegetable, chicken and meatball soup. A combination of meat and vegetables, vegetables and soup, very good. But...is it really vegetable, chicken and meatball soup? Gu Hanhan looked at Zheng Wenwen uncertainly. Zheng Wenwen was happy and asked directly: "Then please introduce me."
So, as usual, the waiter promoted the art in a tone of appreciation: This dish is one of the signature dishes of our 'March Rabbit Nest', and it is cooked by our No. 1 chef himself. The raw materials for this dish are all selected from hand-grown pak choi in non-mechanized farms between 23.26 ± 0.1 degrees north latitude. The heart part of the cabbage is lightly fried with ancient Taicang white garlic. The taste is slightly sweet and fragrant, and it is worth trying.
Vegetarian fried cabbage!
The co-written pearls are not meatballs but garlic!
Zheng Wenwen couldn't help it and smiled.
Is it worth trying? Whoever wants to taste it can taste it, but I won’t taste it anyway.
Gu Hanhan became angry from embarrassment: I spend a lot of money and effort, how can it be easy for me to have a big meal? Are you just teasing me like this?
Putting the menu in his hand, Gu Hanhan raised his eyes to the waiter: Are we the original inhabitants of the earth?
Zheng Wenwen on the opposite side nodded her head in order to strengthen her voice, and the meaning on her face was quite obvious: So don't use things like vegetable leaves, tap water, etc. to fool us.
terribly sorry! The waiter bowed deeply and apologized sincerely. Then, he straightened up, took a step forward, dropped the menu in Gu Hanhan's hand, quickly slid his fingers a few times, prepared a soup, and said: In this case, we solemnly recommend this soup to you. Queen's soup.
Queen's soup?
Gu Hanhan carefully distinguished the projection in front of him. There are some unknown lotus-shaped objects in the thick white and clear soup, which makes people feel suspicious no matter how they look at it.
This is... Gu Hanhan raised his head hesitantly, does this look like carrot soup?
It is indeed carrot soup. Your vision is extraordinary and your judgment is accurate. The waiter praised her.
Gu Hanhan threw the menu away angrily: What is this? It's just a shady store.
Zheng Wenwen asked: I said, don’t your family have any meat dishes?
In line with the principle of making trouble, Gu Hanhan added a reminder: For example, beef stew with potatoes, sweet and sour pork ribs, etc.?
However, the waiter who ordered the food refused to cooperate with the commotion. He did not say that if he wanted to eat potato stew and beef, please go out and turn right. There is a Northeastern restaurant not far next door. Instead, he said seriously: I'm sorry, this restaurant is a completely vegetarian restaurant.
Zheng Wenwen looked at the name tag on the waiter's chest, and it spelled out letter by letter: fuzzy, fuzzy.
Faith? Gu Hanhan said immediately, "A beautiful Faith Lop rabbit?"
I think I understand why it's the 'March Hare'. Zheng Wenwen said.
I get it too. Gu Hanhan spread his hands, my mistake. After saying that, he took his bag and stood up.
These two ladies are so beautiful, why not try vegetarian food? Although he didn't directly stop him, the waiter named Lop-eared Rabbit spoke at the perfect time. He politely said that according to the common dietary standards in the galaxy, vegetarian food has more beautifying effects than meat... For example, our queen's soup has been highly praised by all the ladies in the galaxy who have tasted it.
After praising the benefits of vegetarianism in this way, the waiter suddenly paused, leaned over and said in a voice that only three people could hear: Just order this dish, you two! In fact, this radish soup was made according to the vegetarian meal recipe used by Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty, the last feudal dynasty in China, to worship Buddha more than 2,000 years ago. It is a genuine historical and cultural heritage. Even though it’s just radish soup, more than thirty kinds of meat were actually used. Whether it's frying, deep-frying, stewing or stewing, this dish has all the techniques you can count. It tastes better than meat, and it doesn't taste like meat at all. Think about it, the Empress Dowager Cixi couldn't even taste it. If you order now, I will give you a 10% discount and two bowls of green rice, ah, white rice. You see, if you only order one dish, you can eat it well and be full...
Oh my God... you hawking mutton and selling dog meat - oh, you rabbits selling gravy for broth!
Gu Hanhan looked up at the stars and had nothing to say.
The lop-eared rabbit blinked and smiled, revealing his dimples: You two must keep this secret, otherwise I will be hunted down by the boss.
Gu Hanhan found that this rabbit looked pretty when it smiled. It's not the kind of beauty that makes a genetically modified person so beautiful that it makes the brain starve for oxygen, but the kind of beauty that makes people feel ironed from the inside out.
Are you also a native of Earth? Work-study college students? Zheng Wenwen asked with a smile.
Yes, the Lop-eared Rabbit said with a smile, I am a sophomore majoring in land trade at Huangzhuang University.
Zheng Wenwen's eyes widened, and she announced shamelessly: I am also a land trade major at Huangzhuang University, two years below you.
oh? The lop-eared rabbit blinked and looked at Zheng Wenwen with joy.
889755412——Zheng Wenwen quickly reported a series of numbers.
Gu Hanhan stroked his forehead: Here we go again, Wenwen, you just kicked your boyfriend’s new phone number, okay? Impressed by Zheng Wenwen's feat of changing phones thirteen times a year, Gu Hanhan could only hope in his heart that the rabbit would be slow to react and its brain would not be able to turn around all of a sudden.
Zheng Wenwen will not waste a phone call on this slow-responsive rabbit!
However, unfortunately, the rabbit reacted quickly and responded immediately: Fei Siyu, my name.
My name - I'll tell you next time.
Then, it was all eye contact.
Gu Hanhan really couldn't stand it. Is this the beginning of a new love? She knocked on the order menu and announced loudly: Queen's soup, okay, we'll order this dish.
Fei Siyu immediately turned back to a professional expression: Okay, one portion of Queen's Soup, two servings of green border fragrant crystal rice, please wait... He bowed politely and thoughtfully, and he left.
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