Tang Sanbian ignored the Jade Rabbit Spirit's abuse, but said with a sneer:
"The current situation is not caused by me, but because you are too greedy. Therefore, you can't blame others."
The Jade Rabbit Spirit said angrily: "You mean, you deceived me and I was wrong?"
Tang Sanzong glared: "What do you mean, I have the responsibility to let you eat and help you live forever? Are you crazy?"
The Jade Rabbit Spirit gritted his teeth and continued:
"I don't care so much. I don't care if you were buried by Tang San or if you can live forever if you eat it. I have to eat you today."
Saying that, she bared her teeth and claws, and rushed towards Tang Sanzong.
Tang Sanzian frowned: "You've gone too far. If you do this again, I won't be polite!"
The Jade Rabbit Spirit shouted: "How rude can you be to me... I've had enough of you a long time ago..."
Tang Sanzian sighed: "Then let's play something exciting with you..."
As he spoke, he took out the big gold chain and flicked it.
The next moment, the Jade Rabbit Spirit was tied up tightly and then hung up.
Tang Sanbian got a small leather whip from nowhere, and he swung it and hit the Jade Rabbit Spirit. The Jade Rabbit Spirit kept screaming in pain.
…
at the same time!
In the inn, Zhu Bajie and Sun Xingzhe were sitting on the window sill. Xingzhe was confused:
"Why hasn't Master come back yet?"
Zhu Bajie: "Why do you worry about Master..."
The torturer wanted to say something, but saw a cloud floating not far away.
There was a hint of gloom in his eyes, and then he said to Zhu Bajie:
"The leader of the Heavenly Garden Song and Dance Troupe you once had a crush on is here."
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he looked up.
Chang'e! !
Yes, above the clouds is Chang'e of Guanghan Palace.
Zhu Bajie's face suddenly turned gloomy, and he said to Sun Xingzhe:
"Senior brother, these are all old things and there is no need to mention them again. Back then, my old pig was not a pig, but a dog, a licking dog.
Very ignorant... At that time, I mistakenly thought that this girl was the best fairy in the sky, and was fascinated by her.
But at that time, I just drank too much and said some inappropriate words, so this woman reported it to the Jade Emperor. She got excited and accused me of several crimes.
But I only offended her a few words, and being drunk seemed a bit frivolous. Because of this, the Jade Emperor demoted me to earth and suffered the pain of reincarnation. It was simply hateful. "
Sun Xingzhe was confused:
"According to what you said, there is no reason for him to sue you to the Jade Emperor because of your drunken remarks, right? This kind of thing is not a big deal.
If such a trivial matter had to be reported to the Jade Emperor, wouldn't the Heavenly Court be extremely busy? Wouldn't the Jade Emperor have to deal with such matters countless times every day? "
Zhu Bajie sneered and said:
"At that time, I just thought that Chang'e valued innocence very much and couldn't accept being teased or scorned, so she went to complain to the Jade Emperor.
But later I found out that I was too naive, because as far as I learned later, in private, Chang'e and Erlang Shen were in love with each other, and they flirted with each other.
Er Langshen didn't know how many times he said some inappropriate and immoral words to her after drinking, but did he ever go to the Jade Emperor to complain to Erlangshen without seeing her?
So there are only two reasons. One reason is that I look down on me, old pig, and think that I am an honest person and easy to bully.
And Erlangshen is good-looking and has a great background, so when faced with Erlangshen's teasing and teasing from time to time, he is able to accept it happily. He is really a double-standard bitch.
Of course, there is another reason. She, Chang'e, has always been known for her purity and purity. Didn't he make that big thing happen just because he wanted to make a name for himself in heaven again?
So that the three worlds would know that she, Chang'e, was pure and pure. Even if Marshal Tianpeng said a few frivolous words to her, she would report it to the Jade Emperor.
Again, why didn't she sue Erlang Shen? Are you afraid or reluctant? Double standard bitch. "
Sun Xingzhe smiled, glanced at Zhu Bajie and said:
"Actually, I am the lover of the Jade Emperor and the leader of the Heavenly Court Song and Dance Ensemble. What a special identity this is, and how can I make you like it? I know this, Old Sun, why can't you see through it?
But then again, for a woman, you made a few drunken remarks and suffered the pain of reincarnation. Lao Sha also suffered the same fate because of a broken cup. You two really have sympathy for each other. "
The killing monk in the room gritted his teeth and said:
"Second Senior Brother, this time we will attack Buddhism first, and then Heaven. No matter what, I have to pluck out the Jade Emperor's beard."
Zhu Bajie nodded and said:
"Yes, but then again, where is this bitch Chang'e going?"
He looked up and looked at Chang'e looking around in the clouds, seemingly looking for something.
Sun Xingzhe was suddenly curious and asked gossipingly: "Bajie, are you still interested in Chang'e now?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head resolutely and said:
"No interest. I have no interest in women like this now. Chang'e looks cold and pure, but it turns out to be a double standard.
Miss Gao from Gaolaozhuang is even more heartless and unrighteous. These women are so fucking disgusting to me.
Relatively speaking, I am more interested in strange women like Bai Gujing who are more direct and dare to love and hate. "
Sun Xingzhe rolled his eyes and then said:
"Stop talking, look at Chang'e, she seems to be heading to the palace."
Everyone looked and saw that Chang'e was heading towards the palace.
At this moment, Chang'e felt the breath of the Jade Rabbit and quickly found the room where the Jade Rabbit Spirit was.
The moment she entered the room, Chang'e's expressionless and cold face showed a look of shock.
Because she saw in the room, the Jade Rabbit Spirit was tied up with a rope and then hung in the air.
There was a bald monk next to him, his arms were bare, and he was beating the Jade Rabbit Spirit hard with a whip.
With each slap, Tang Sanzian roared angrily:
"I told you to eat me, I told you to eat me."
Every time he was hit, the Jade Rabbit Spirit screamed:
"I don't dare to eat... I don't dare to eat..."
"What...are you doing?"
Chang'e suddenly spoke, and the cave became silent for a moment.
Tang Sanzian looked at Chang'e in surprise, and Jade Rabbit looked at Chang'e in shame.
Chang'e looked at the two of them in bewilderment.
After being silent for a while, Tang Sanzian suddenly spoke:
"Well... here's the thing, this female monster wants to eat me, but I don't agree, so I tell her that eating people is wrong. Then she realizes her mistake, so as not to go astray, and lets me whip her well and make her grow longer. memory!"
The hanging Jade Rabbit looked at Chang'e and said:
"Master... that's not the case. I was just deceived by him. It was so miserable... wuwu... I feel wronged... I feel so miserable... I'm still embarrassed to say it..."
Chang'e was confused. Damn, is the situation so complicated?
