Tang Sanzong rarely took action, but today his disciples were away, so he had no choice but to take action.
He would sign in at every place he visited along the way and receive system rewards.
He was rewarded with many treasures, magical powers, spells, etc.
Approaching Lingshan Mountain, at this moment, his cultivation has reached the peak of Daluo Jinxian. He has countless magic weapons in his hands and various magical powers at his fingertips.
Not to mention dealing with these three rhinoceros spirits, even if you fight with Sun Xingzhe, you will never be at a disadvantage if you rely on your treasures and magical powers.
After about a cigarette, Tang Sanzong sat back on the chair again, took a long drag on his cigarette, threw it on the ground, and stamped out the cigarette butt.
The three monsters kneeling on the ground in front of him with bruises and swollen faces said in unison:
"Yes... I'm sorry, my voice was a little loud just now..."
"Stop talking nonsense, can you cook me now?" Tang Sanzian asked, staring at the three monsters.
"Boss... stop playing around. You are so awesome, how can I dare to cook you?"
These three rhinoceros spirits were indeed a little desperate, thinking what on earth was this monk going to do?
The three monsters simply thought that this monk was a little unusual, so they kidnapped him. They were not even interested in eating him.
But this monk took the initiative to let them eat him, saying that he would not eat, and even got into a fight and got into a fight.
Still can't beat the key?
This makes the three rhinoceros spirits very desperate, but despair is despair, and they should still be confused.
They just can't figure out what the peace talks are about.
Why is it that even though he is so powerful, he still has to be tied up and eaten by the three of them? Isn't this a joke?
And Tang Sanfu continued to speak:
"Give you a choice, either you tie me up and eat me. Or I tie you up and eat you."
The rhinoceros spirit boss has no idea what Tang San's burial is like. After being a monster for so many years, what kind of stupid things have he not seen before? Who hasn't seen it before?
I really don’t understand today. What on earth is this monk doing?
With a feeling of despair, the boss of Rhinoceros asked carefully and tentatively:
"Brother, do you have any special hobbies? But if you have any special hobbies, shouldn't you find a girl? What are you doing with us?"
Tang Sanzian's face was gloomy, he still didn't understand.
So he waved the watermelon knife in his hand and said:
"Shall I eat you, or will you eat me?"
The three rhino spirits were so frightened that they quickly stood up. The third child went to get a pot, and the second child went to get some firewood. The boss picked up a bucket of water and instantly set the pot on fire.
Tang Sanbian smiled, that's enough. Then, he took off his clothes and walked to the pot. The water in the pot was very clean.
It was already boiling now, and he rubbed the dirt on his body in it, making the pot of water a little turbid.
The three rhinoceros spirits frowned. They didn't expect that Tang San's burial was actually real.
At the same time, I also felt that Tang San was not boiling himself, but taking a bath in it.
They didn't dare to ask, they didn't dare to say, just let it cook. Anyway, they didn't dare to take the seasonings and pour them in.
Tang San buried himself comfortably in the bath.
Then he frowned and said:
"Is it time to come? This process is in place."
The three monsters were a little confused and didn't know what Tang San's words meant.
However, just a moment later, a voice sounded outside the cave:
"Monster, don't try to eat my master. Release my master."
At that moment, the three rhino spirits had a bad premonition. The rhinoceros spirit boss said to Tang Sanzong:
"Brother, someone is calling you outside. Go out quickly. Don't think too hard about how beautiful life is..."
Tang Sanzian said: "They call you monsters. You go out. I'm being cooked by you now. How can I get out?"
Those three essential oils are about to collapse. Don’t you know whether to boil them or not? Who is cooking you? You are obviously taking a bath.
But they didn't dare to say, and they didn't know what trick Tang Sanzong was playing.
So, the boss and his two younger brothers ran outside to the entrance of the cave and looked outside. Now outside, Sun Xingzhe, Six-eared Macaque, Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, and Xiao Longnu were all standing with weapons in their hands, standing aggressively. there.
You can't afford to offend him at first glance. Besides, the Three Rhinoceros really don't want to cause trouble.
So the boss of the rhinoceros spirit said:
"Your master is in our cave..."
Before he finished speaking, Sun Xingzhe shouted:
"That monster... dared to catch my master. Why don't you let him go quickly? Believe it or not, Old Sun, I will destroy your hole with one blow?"
The second rhinoceros spirit hurriedly spoke:
"Everyone, I misunderstood. It's true that we captured your master, but we didn't think about what to do to him. On the contrary, it was your master who had a bit of a masochistic tendency.
As soon as he entered the cave, he asked us to cook him. I couldn't help but refuse to listen. Look at my face, it was all covered with bruises from his wounds. We had no choice but to set up a pot and let him soak in it. Taking a bath. "
When Bajie heard this, he was shocked and his eyes widened:
"What, you actually want to eat my master? What a courageous bitch, you risk your life!"
The rhinoceros spirit Lao San said hurriedly:
"I told you it was a misunderstanding. No one cooks him, no one eats him. Who can eat him? He beat us three to this, who dares to eat him? I mean I can't figure out his routine.
He has to let us cook him here. We don't dare to cook him, so we just let him take a bath in it. When you come, take him away as soon as possible? "
Monk Sha gritted his teeth and said:
"I'm a quality person, I never curse anyone, but who the hell would believe what you say?
You brought my master here, and he asked you to cook it himself. This has all gone into the pot, and you said you don’t want to eat it? Do you really think I am a fool? "
After he said this, Sun Xingzhe, Zhu Bajie, Xiao Longnu, and the six-eared macaque all looked at Monk Sha with a look that looked at him as a weakling.
Good guy, he’s the only one who takes the whole audience seriously, and he’s still saying he’s not stupid?
Is it necessary to specifically mention my IQ here?
Do you have to look stupid?
Xiao Longnu also pretended to say:
"Brothers, there is no need to say more. These three monsters actually captured our master and are going to eat our master now. Let's fight him first and rescue the master."
After she finished speaking, the three rhino spirits were confused. What on earth was going on?
Why can't you explain it clearly?
Did they understand what we said?
Among these three monsters, the boss was a bit smart. He carefully touched the horn on the top of his head. After a while, he suddenly understood and pointed at Sun Xingzhe and the others and said:
"Ah, I understand, I understand, you are playing a hard-to-get game here, right?
Let us arrest the monk first, then the monk must let us cook him, and then you come to rescue him. Is this going around a trick? ? ? ? "
Several of Tang San's disciples looked at the rhinoceros spirit like this. After a while, Sun Xingzhe said:
"Yes, you are right, what's wrong?"
The three rhino spirits were shocked.
Good guy, just admit it directly?
But very generous!
