Afraid that the air would suddenly become quiet, Tang San said: "Why do you have the guts to steal other people's weapons?"
This sentence directly made the atmosphere at the scene awkward.
Huang Shijing looked at Tang San's burial. After being silent for a while, he coughed awkwardly and said:
"How ugly does it sound to say "stealing" or not? Don't I just see those few weapons lying there and no one wants them? How can you call it stealing when no one wants something? As for the picker, picking up a few weapons is not too much, right? "
Tang Sanzong curled his lips and said:
"I don't know if it's too much or not. I just know that now that the owner of the weapon is here, shouldn't you return it to us?"
Huang Shijing was stunned for a moment, and then said to Tang Sanzong:
"The owner of the weapon is here? Where is it? Who is it? Why didn't I see it?"
Sun Xingzhe stood up and said:
"The stick you stole is my weapon."
Zhu Bajie said: "There is also a rake."
Killing the Monk also said:
"And my demon-conquering treasure burial."
The yellow lion spirit was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and took a few steps back and forth. It was obvious that his not-so-smart mind was thinking about how to respond.
Until now, he actually hasn't turned his back, but is trying to find a reason to excuse himself. Obviously, this monster actually has a bottom line.
Just not much.
After walking back and forth for several steps, he said to Tang San's master and apprentice:
"Then how do you prove that those weapons are yours? Even if they are yours, but you dropped them and I picked them up, then they should be mine. If it doesn't work, you can sue me. The worst we can do is file a lawsuit. .”
Tang San was stunned. Good guy, is this still a monster?
When something happens, he is not irritable, angry, or violent. He is just quibbling.
It really didn't work, and he even said something like filing a lawsuit.
If you tell me, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by other monsters?
You are a monster after all. When something happens, you actually say you will file a lawsuit?
Tang San was buried in such a mess that he couldn't laugh or cry. Facing this yellow lion spirit, he couldn't get angry even if he wanted to. This guy was so weird that people couldn't generate much hostility towards him.
Sun Xingzhe obviously didn't want to talk too much. With a wave of his hand, the golden cudgel placed in the cave flew back directly, turned into an embroidery needle, and entered his ear.
Huang Shijing was stunned for a moment. How could he still play like this?
Now he had nothing to say.
Then Zhu Bajie also waved his hand, and his rake instantly flew back and landed on his hand, and then disappeared directly.
The killing of the monk was also done according to the script, and all three weapons were returned to their original owners.
The atmosphere became awkward again. Huang Shijing rubbed his hands. After being silent for a long time, he smiled awkwardly and said to Tang San and the others:
"You have returned the property to its original owner, but now a new problem has arisen. I have invited the guests, bought the things, and will have a banquet tonight. In what name will the banquet be held now?"
Tang San buried his waist and said:
"Is this our problem?"
Huang Shijing was speechless. He also understood that this was his problem. He was a monster with a good temper and a good personality. The most important thing was to be reasonable.
Since the weapon had been returned to its original owner, there was really nothing he could do.
So, after a while of silence. He turned around and said to the monsters:
"The banquet tonight will continue. After all, the guests have been invited, so we can't go back on our word."
The little monster Weird and Cunning said to the yellow lion spirit:
"Then may I ask, Your Majesty, in what name are we holding this banquet?"
The previous banquet was called the Rake Party, and to put it bluntly, it was a high-end weapons exhibition.
Even if you invite the monsters, you can't come empty-handed. It's like he, Huang Shijing, used this opportunity to hold a banquet.
Now that the weapons are gone, the harrow meeting cannot be carried out.
So the yellow lion spirit thought about it and said:
"Then let's change it to...a new clothes appreciation party!"
Weird and tricky was immediately confused and said:
"Your Majesty, what does this new clothes appreciation party... mean?"
Huang Shijing said: "Isn't this the new cotton-padded clothes that all the monsters in our cave have bought? Why don't we have a banquet to celebrate?"
Tricky said weirdly: "Oh, that's right. We've invited all the guests anyway. It doesn't matter what we do. What's important is that we have to do it."
Huang Shijing nodded as if he was a teachable boy, while Tang San and the others also found it a bit funny.
Soon it was getting dark, and some monsters from the surrounding mountains and some commanders from various places came to attend the banquet of the Yellow Lion Spirit.
At first they did not know what the name of the party was, nor did they know that it was going to be a harrowing party.
After arriving, I heard what the little demon who greeted me at the door said. It turned out that this yellow lion spirit was holding a new clothes appreciation party. He bought a few new clothes and held such a banquet for the New Year.
The various demon kings and demon commanders from various places who came here to participate were all smiling on the surface, but secretly they were talking nonsense.
Enter the cave.
After finding a table and sitting down, some monsters began to talk privately.
A snake spirit said to the monster next to it:
"Do you think this yellow lion spirit is just looking for trouble? Last time he bought a chicken and laid an egg. He wanted to hold a banquet and said it was worth celebrating, so I gave him a gift of one tael of silver. .
Also, last time a little monster in his cave had his hemorrhoids removed, he also held a banquet for him, and we gave him gifts again. Why does he have so many things to do at such a young age?
His grandpa, Nine-Headed Lion, was so old that he had never even held a birthday banquet. But he was doing well. He would hold a banquet for everything all day long. Isn't this just a snake syndrome? "
A wolf demon next to him sighed and said:
"You're already here, what's the use of it? Just go and follow the money."
The snake demon also sighed helplessly and said:
"You are still generous. Whatever he does, you will do it with him."
The wolf demon said: "What can I do? Can you still come? Isn't this unkind? By the way, I am going to move to a new wolf cave next month and plan to hold a housewarming party. Can you do it then? Do you have to come?"
When the snake spirit heard this, his expression turned ugly.
Those who ride horses are all the same.
Soon the banquet started, and I have to say that although this yellow lion spirit loves to do things, he is really good at it.
There are ten plates and eight bowls at each table, so there are enough drinks. Everyone had a great time eating.
Huang Shijing put on his big cotton-padded jacket and toasted together, completely forgetting about his previous plan to hold a rake banquet.
It seems that he wanted to hold a rake banquet before, not to show off the weapons, but simply to hold a banquet and collect some money.
Otherwise, I haven't heard of any other monsters holding a party along the way.
Even if some monsters captured Tang San, they didn't want to hold a banquet. They wouldn't hold a banquet just for stealing something, right?
So, he just likes to hold banquets in his heart.
You can make a fortune by doing this.
I have to say that people still have some brains.
It's just that there was nothing they could do to bury Tang San.
Just stay and have a meal, and you have to pay for your share.
So this yellow lion spirit came here along the way, and he was the only monster that made it impossible for Tang San and his disciples to cause trouble for him, so they had to fight against him.
