This Tang San is not that bad. When he meets bad people, he becomes even worse. When he meets good people, he is naturally good.
The same goes for monsters. Tang Sanbian directly asked Sun Xingzhe and the others to kill the extremely vicious monsters along the way without saying a word.
As for the slightly better monsters with a bit of humanity, they are basically subdued and allowed to go to Huaguo Mountain to expand their power.
Now this yellow lion spirit has stolen Zhu Bajie's weapons. But his nature is not too bad, so there is no need to get into trouble with them.
This weird and cunning little monster, and the two little monsters who are weird and cunning, are even more pitiful. They use money to buy things, and they also want to get some rebates to buy a cotton coat for the winter. How can such a monster be killed directly?
So, Tang Sanzong took his disciples and walked up to greet the two weird and cunning little monsters.
Tang Sanzong opened his mouth and said:
"Where are you two going? We passed by here, and we didn't know what the boundary was here."
The two weird and cunning monsters looked at Tang Sanzian, and then at Sun Xingzhe and the others. At first glance, they were not ordinary people.
So Weird and Tricky stepped forward and said:
"Everyone, we are little monsters under the Yellow Lion Spirit. Our king has recently obtained some good things, so he is holding a banquet and has invited some demon king commanders to attend. We are going to the market to buy some beef and mutton to entertain guest."
Tang San's burial said:
"Also, do you know if we are honored to be able to attend this banquet?"
The cunning and weird man said:
"That's great. Our king likes to make friends the most. If you are willing, how about following us to the market to buy these things, and then we go together?"
Tang Sanzong nodded:
"We also happen to want to go to the market to buy something, so let's go together."
Weird and Tricky both laughed. To be honest, these two monsters were really kind-hearted. Not only were they not arrogant and domineering when meeting people, they actually had a good time chatting with each other.
He would be honest with anyone who casually said a few words to him. If someone asked them to visit his home, he would agree.
It can be seen that not only are they good-natured, but the king above them is also very lenient to them.
Otherwise, they would not have the courage to reveal the purpose of the party at will, nor would they dare to allow them to attend at will.
Tang San was quite fond of these little demons, so he followed them all the way to the market to buy things.
The market was quite lively, and it was not surprising that some people saw these two monsters.
The two monsters also asked around from one shop to the next. They thought this shop was a bit expensive and the quality of that shop was a bit poor.
When buying cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks, you have to shop around.
To be honest, Tang San had never seen such monsters before. You just shopped around and finally found one with better quality. These two monsters bargained down the price, which was really quite skillful.
At first glance, it seems that I come here often to buy things.
Beef costing ten cents per catty was reduced to eight cents per catty. After finishing the work, they asked the boss to write a note to them, which said it was twelve cents per pound, and they got four cents in rebates.
Although this behavior is bad, it also shows that it is really not easy for these monsters. They have to eat some meat even with a few cents of rebate. Who can I ask to explain this?
The key is that when buying chickens and ducks, you have to ask the boss to strip them off, so they can't be weighed.
I went back and forth on the scale several times, for fear that the boss would be missing something on the scale.
It was really not easy to buy something, and I had to be careful when buying it.
Those who knew, they were monsters, those who didn’t knew, thought they were beggars.
Tang Sanbian couldn't stand it any longer, so he took the initiative to take out a few taels of silver, so that the two weird and tricky monsters could stop being annoying when buying things. , don’t think about bargaining and getting kickbacks.
Otherwise, if you buy it like they do, you will have to visit the entire market to buy it at the lowest price, and you will have to bargain with others for half the sky-high price, which is too time-consuming.
These two monsters were better at bargaining than the aunt, and they picked up a lot of vegetable leaves on the ground before leaving. Tang San was dumbfounded when he saw them.
When a monster is like this, who else can do it?
The withheld money, plus the money given by Tang San, was enough for each of them to buy a few cotton-padded clothes.
The two little monsters went to the cotton-padded clothing store again and bought some thick cotton-padded clothes to wear. Their happiness index soared and they were extremely happy.
That weird and cunning guy had snot bubbles popping out of his nose.
But when they thought about the cotton clothes they bought themselves, the other monsters in the cave, including their king, didn't have any new clothes for the New Year.
So, they went to buy more cotton-padded clothes, and then a new problem arose, not enough money!
The boss was also afraid that they would not admit their debt, so he decided to go back with them to get the money.
So, the group of people followed the two monsters, the weird elves, back to the cave.
When they arrived outside the cave, two little demons stopped Weird and Tricky and asked them why so many people were following them.
The weird elf first introduced Tang San to them, saying that they wanted to come to the Palladium Nailing Conference.
Then he pointed at the clothes seller and said that he owed the boss some money and came here specifically to withdraw the money.
The little demon didn't think much and just let them in.
Everyone entered the cave, and there were not too many monsters nor too few monsters in the cave.
In the spacious cave, the superior person is the Yellow Lion Spirit.
Although the Yellow Lion Spirit is a monster, he looks a bit honest and honest from the outside. At first glance, he is an honest monster.
When Huang Shijing saw the strange and cunning people coming back, he happily asked them how they had purchased their cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks.
The two little monsters immediately went up and handed over the goods lists, and then said:
"Your Majesty, we also bought some cotton clothes, but when I think about the other brothers and your Majesty in the cave, they don't have anything to wear for the New Year.
So we gritted our teeth and bought a few more items, but the money was not enough, so the clothes seller came with us to get some money. "
When the yellow lion spirit heard this, he looked weird and cunning, and the two little monsters said:
"How can you do this? How can you owe money to others casually? Besides, these cotton-padded clothes are so expensive. Can't everyone get through this winter? Why should we buy new clothes?"
Although he was complaining, he still felt around for a long time, took out one or two pieces of silver, and then handed it to Weird and Tricky and said:
"Hurry up and give the money to others, don't ruin your reputation."
Tang Sanzong saw this scene and couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said:
"It's so fastidious. It's so fastidious. This is definitely the most fastidious monster we've seen along the way, right?"
When the yellow lion spirit heard Tang San's praise, he also cupped his hands and said:
"Winning prizes, winning prizes, and being around depends on your character. By the way, I heard Gui Qi say that you don't have enough money to buy mutton and beef, so you paid some in advance? That's not okay. Come on, consider this money to be returned to you by me. "
As he said this, he touched his body left and right again, and finally found some silver.
Tang Sanzong waved his hand and said:
"I don't want a small amount of money. Just think of it as a gift for me to attend your party."
Huang Shijin shook his head, said nothing and pressed it into Tang San's hand, saying:
"One code equals one code. You are a guest, and you should be responsible for your food and drink, but you must not spend this money on you. I, Huang Shijing, am a bit poor, but I have the backbone!"
Tang Sanzian nodded and said:
"Yes, I know you have backbone, but let's talk about it, you have backbone, why would you steal other people's weapons?"
