Inside the thatched hut, seven spider spirits, dressed in thin gauze singlets, were planning how to capture Tang San's burial.
After all, they also knew that Tang San was surrounded by several very powerful disciples, and all of these disciples had good backgrounds. Even the previous Zhu Bajie was only ranked second.
That Zhu Bajie was once the Marshal of Tianpeng in Heaven, and his great disciple was Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
If he didn't give a good plan and acted rashly, he would definitely not be able to catch Tang San's funeral, let alone eat Tangshan's meat.
There is a high probability that he will be beaten to death with a stick.
Ever since, they were planning and thinking here, how could they catch Tang Sanzong?
How can we eat the meat buried in Tang San?
This is indeed a problem, and it needs to be considered carefully.
The boss, the red spider spirit, said:
"Tang San's burial is difficult to catch. Even if there are seven of us, we can't withstand a blow from Sun Wukong. So we'd better make this thatched house look more beautiful, like an ordinary villager's home, and attract them to come and transform." .
Then set a trap inside so that they can catch it. Moreover, this trap cannot be aimed at Sun Wukong, but only at Tang San Burial. Because even if it is a trap, as long as Sun Wukong comes in, nothing can be done to him. "
The other spider spirits nodded one after another, thinking that the eldest son was worthy of being the eldest son. He would have been more powerful if he had been born earlier, so that's what he said.
So the second child, Spider Spirit, raised a question and said:
"Then let me ask you, how can we let Tang Sanzong enter our trap alone? And how should we set up this trap?
If we are discovered by other disciples, how can we deal with it? "
The boss glanced at the second child and felt that the question raised by the second child was also very sharp.
For a moment, she didn't know how to answer.
Then the second child said:
"Sister, I... still have a question..."
The red-clothed spider spirit hurriedly waved his hand and said:
"Don't have any more questions. I haven't thought of how to answer your question yet."
Ever since, the seven beautiful female spider spirits in the thatched house fell silent.
They were all thinking, how could they lure Tang Sanzong into this trap?
How can we keep him?
And just when they were all at a loss what to do, suddenly a shirtless monk ran into the thatched hut with great excitement.
After the monk came in, he took one look at the seven beautiful spider spirits, and then the monk said:
"Hello donors, oh my, I didn't expect that there would be seven female Bodhisattvas living in this small thatched house.
Female Bodhisattvas, the poor monk is a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. He is going to the West. He was a good person in his previous life. He was once a disciple of Buddha, Jin Chanzi.
After eating it, I can live forever, stay young forever, and be dozens of times more beautiful than before. I wonder if I can have a vegetarian meal when I come to your place? "
After Tang Sanzun finished speaking, he looked at the seven beautiful monsters like flowers and jade with a smile.
The seven spider spirits were petrified on the spot. They all looked at the shirtless monk, and then looked at Tang Sanzong's perverted expression and uncomfortable gaze.
Then the seven monsters turned their heads and gathered together to talk quietly.
The second child said:
"Sister, is he Tang Sanzong?"
The spider lady in red said:
"He said so himself, so it should be right, and he is indeed a monk. He is white and fat, so it should be right..."
The third child said:
"But no matter how you look at it, you don't look like an eminent monk?"
The fourth child said again:
"The question now is, why did he rush in before we were ready?"
Lao Wu frowned:
"Isn't this troublesome? We were still thinking about how to let him in? He came in by himself."
Lao Liu asked:
"Then do we still need to set up our trap?"
Lao Qi was speechless:
"What are you planning? Everyone is here, and the atmosphere is quite awkward. Let's think about how to ease it first."
Her words finally brought everyone back to their senses.
Yes, they are already here and they are not ready yet. What is this?
You can't let Tang San be buried and wait for them to set up a trap and start over, right?
How outrageous is that?
So, the boss turned around, glanced at Tang Sanzong, and said slightly nervously:
"Ah... So you... are the holy monk? What, hehe, it's quite sudden... Just... us, I didn't expect you to come by yourself.
Ah, but this is quite trouble-free, oh... no, fasting, right? Oh, hurry up and get some vegetarian food..."
Happiness came so suddenly that the red spider spirit was a little overwhelmed.
Several other spider spirits were also panicked. Where the hell are they going to find vegetarian food?
Everyone was in a hurry. Upon seeing this, Tang Sanzian stood up in a hurry and said:
"No fasting meal? That doesn't matter. I won't go through this process. I think you all covet my body, right?"
The seven spider spirits were a little overwhelmed by the blunt scene of Tang San's burial.
The boss, the red-clothed spider spirit, nodded blankly, thinking to himself, was Tang San's burial so direct?
All he could say was: "I'm a little interested in your body..."
Tang San laughed:
"If you say so, it will be easy to handle. Let's do it. Don't waste time..."
The seven spider spirits were stunned again. Is this Tang Sanzong so proactive?
Not only did he take the initiative to run into the house before he had time to set up a trap, he actually took the initiative to sacrifice his body.
How did Tang San Burial, who was so proactive, come here safely and smoothly from the Tang Dynasty?
Do the monsters on the road really not want to eat him?
No matter what, the monsters on the road didn't want to eat it, but the seven of them really wanted to eat it.
The eldest red spider spirit waved his hand and said:
"In this case, little sister, it's hard to refuse. The sisters will take the blame."
Tang Sanzong shook his head and said:
"Forget it, let's go to bed directly, right?"
Hearing Tang San's words, the seven female spider spirits were stunned. What the hell? Why is there a bed in here?
Does Tang Sanzong like to be eaten in bed?
That's not right. That can't be called having sex. How about getting on the kang?
Then the seven female spider spirits all thought that Tang San's burial meant to go to the kang to eat.
So they all thought it was okay, as long as they could eat, it didn’t matter which eating habits or methods they used.
Then they all got on the bed and brought a big pot.
Tang Sanzong said with a smile:
"I just like you monsters who are willing to cooperate. It's great."
So he jumped onto the bed, took off his pants, and yelled:
"Come on, my babies..."
At that moment, the seven spider spirits still didn't realize what was about to happen, and they were also very excited.
Thinking that they would be able to eat Tang Monk's meat soon, they were ready to pounce on Tang San's burial, cutting him into eight pieces and cooking him on the kang.
However, before they could pounce on Tang Sanzong, Tang Sanzong took the initiative and pounced on them.
This made them stunned, thinking that as a food ingredient, Tang San Burial could actually be so proactive?
He really... made the monster cry to death...
next moment.
They really cried.
"Someone is teasing the female monster..."
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