At this moment, those spider spirits were very speechless. They looked at the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie in front of them and wished they could go up and scratch his pig face.
The seven of them were all as beautiful as flowers, with enchanting figures, and then they said they were spiders, and then Zhu Bajie actually said that he was also a pig?
Is this the same fucking thing?
Facing the seven spider spirits, he stared at Zhu Bajie with a gloomy expression, scratched the pig hair on his head awkwardly, and said:
"Then...it doesn't seem funny...hehehehe..."
The wretched spider in red sneered and said:
"You still know it's not funny? What are you doing here, you fat pig? Peeping at us taking a shower?"
Zhu Bajie shook his head and said:
"Then you must have misunderstood. A monk is a monk. How could he do such a thing as peeking into the bath? Even if he did, it would be done openly. A monk would never do anything like a dog shrinking."
The seven spider spirits immediately scolded Zhu Bajie, and then Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes.
How smart he is. When he saw these seven beautiful spider spirits, he immediately thought of his lustful...oh no, he was a good master.
So he smiled and said:
"You monster girls, I have some news, I don't know if I should tell it or not..."
The seven spider spirits all looked at Zhu Bajie in confusion.
"You pig...what good news can you get?"
The leader of the spider spirit in red sneered and spoke.
Among the seven monsters, she is the most enchanting and the most mature.
Zhu Bajie shook his head and said:
"Alas, this is wrong. Have you ever heard of Tang San's burial?"
As soon as these words came out, the seven spider spirits all looked at Zhu Bajie.
The initial disgust towards Zhu Bajie quickly turned into shock and greed.
Then the red-clothed spider spirit couldn't wait to speak:
"Tang San's Burial... you're talking about Tang San's Burial?"
Zhu Bajie nodded and said:
"Ah, yes, yes, that's Tang Sanzong."
Then the red spider spirit said again:
"Is it the Tang San Burian who can live forever after eating a bite of meat?"
Although this is a rumor spread by the master, it seems to be very useful. These monsters on the journey to the west actually believe it.
Otherwise, the master is the master?
If this news hadn't spread, there wouldn't have been so many monsters appearing on the journey to the west.
Not to mention that so many female monsters would appear, and then Zhu Bajie would start, acting as the strongest assist for Tang San, saying:
"It's more than just taking one bite of immortality and immortality. It's like taking one bite and your skin becomes whiter and more beautiful. It's like you've been reborn, ten times more beautiful than the fairies in the sky."
When the seven spider spirits heard this, how could they do it? Not only can you live forever, but you can also stay young forever? Can it be countless times more beautiful than before?
Which female monster can resist this temptation?
So they quickly came up to Zhu Bajie and asked him all kinds of news about Tang San's burial.
Zhu Bajie also told them everything he knew, and told them exactly where Tang San was buried.
Then the seven monsters laughed darkly, who wouldn't be curious about the meat Tang San buried?
Although this news is simply a rumor, can't you stop these monsters from believing it?
It is said that Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Tathagata Buddha, was reincarnated and became a figure like Tang Sanfen, a good man in ten generations, with various titles, various backgrounds, and various merits.
It is said that eating his meat can lead to immortality. Is it hard not to believe it?
Ever since, those monsters began to plan to bury Tang San and eat him.
So at this time, Zhu Bajie smiled, turned around and left, hiding his merit and fame, and whispered:
"Master, there's only so much I, an old pig, can do to help you..."
In fact, Zhu Bajie is also a very lecherous guy, but ever since he teased Chang'e in Guanghan Palace and was ruthlessly bumped into by Chang'e before the Jade Emperor, from then on, he didn't have much interest in such a beautiful and serious woman. .
Instead, some weird, perverted, not-so-serious, and inexplicable women are interested in him.
For example, the previous White Bone Demon was all skeleton and had no flesh. In Zhu Bajie's eyes, he had a different kind of beauty. Even when he turned into an old woman and an old man, Zhu Bajie found it exciting in a different way.
On the contrary, I have an inexplicable repulsion towards these serious and normal beautiful women.
Maybe Chang'e hurt him too deeply, or maybe he also experienced an emotional setback in Gaolengzhuang, which made his emotions and aesthetics become abnormal and unusual.
Zhu Bajie returned to the place where Tang San Burian and the others were resting. Tang San Burian blinked and gave Zhu Bajie a look, and Zhu Bajie also winked and gave Tang San Burian the same look.
Between the eyes of one person and another, there is a silent communication that is louder than audible, and the tacit understanding between the old and the old is completed in an instant. There is no need to say anything, and everything is in the eyes.
Tang Sanbian smiled knowingly and gave Zhu Bajie an "I'm very optimistic about you" look.
Zhu Bajie also responded with a look of thanks to his master for the compliment.
This scene was seen by Sun Wukong, Lao Liu and Xiao Longnu.
They all looked confused.
Xiaolongnu said:
"What are Master and Second Senior Brother doing? Are there problems with their eyesight?"
Sun Wukong said:
"That's not possible. Who is the master? Even if there is a problem, it's Bajie's problem."
The six-eared macaque said:
"I feel that the master and the second senior brother had some kind of communication, but I don't know what kind of communication they had."
Sha Seng frowned and realized that things were not simple.
At this time, Tang Sanzian coughed, stood up and said:
"Well, what about... Disciples, you stay here and let me go and beg you for alms..."
As soon as these words came out, except for Zhu Bajie, everyone else was shocked. They all looked at Tang San's funeral.
Good guy, this is really a new thing. Is this master going to help his disciples become vegetarians?
This can't be done, right?
Especially Tang San's funeral, this lazy and lazy master actually took the initiative to prepare food for his disciples?
Seeing the suspicious looks cast by his disciples, Tang Sanbian immediately frowned and said:
"Master, I can't go out and perform fasting for you. Master still loves you very much and knows that you have all had a hard time along the way.
Therefore, the master also wants to contribute in daily life and give you some care.
So what, you just wait here. It may take a few hours for me to come back after I leave. Can you survive being hungry? "
Everyone is looking at each other, can they stay hungry?
You can't live without being hungry, but you have to be hungry.
After all, the master has spoken, what else can he do?
So, Tang Sanzong rubbed his hands, chuckled, and pretended to go to Huazhai.
When leaving, the six-eared macaque looked at the purple golden bowl on the ground, coughed and said:
"Brothers and sisters, should I remind the master that he didn't bring a bowl with him when he went to Huazhai..."
Zhu Bajie frowned: "Lao Liu, you are really a lao Liu. I advise you not to meddle in other people's business. Let's just wait here quietly for a few hours. That's it. Let's go find something to eat when the master comes back."
Monk Sha was speechless when he heard these words:
"Didn't Master go to beg for alms? Why do we have to go for alms ourselves when he comes back? Why am I getting more and more confused? What on earth is going on?"
On the other hand, Tang Sanzong arranged his clothes and wandered around in the mountains and forests thinking he was cool and handsome.
Just thinking, why haven't these seven spider spirits come to catch me? I was a little impatient myself.
That's seven, who can't be anxious?
Just as he was thinking this, he saw a thatched house in front of him.
Tang Sanzian's eyes lit up immediately and he said:
"Oh, yes, that's the trick."
So he quickly rushed towards the thatched house.
He took off his clothes while running and said:
"Donor? Is there a benefactor inside? A poor monk is here to ask for alms! Hehehehehe!!!"
