The six-eared macaque felt very complicated at the moment.
Because his heart was shattered by Tang Sanzong, and even stirred up, making him fragmented and confused.
He looked at Tang Sanzong in confusion and said:
"Then what should I do? I'm so confused now, I don't even know what I should do!"
Tang Sanfen stepped forward, patted Liu Er on the shoulder and said:
"Don't you understand yet? Follow us, we will do big things."
"What's the big deal?" asked the six-eared macaque.
Tang Sanzian said: "You have to join us before we can tell you. Otherwise, if I tell you now, if you don't join us, wouldn't it be the end?"
"Then..." The six-eared macaque still hesitated.
Tang Sanzian spoke provocatively again: "Na na na, how dare you to compete with the torturer? Forget it, this is what you will do in your life.
A powerful man at the peak of Taiyi Golden Immortal, tsk tsk, despise... When the monkey had your strength, he would have fought seven in and seven out in the heaven! "
The six-eared macaque stared and said:
"Who are you looking down on? He, Sun Wukong, dares, so why don't I dare? Since he is involved in this so-called big event, then I will be involved too. I swear to the law of heaven with my six ears' life to join your Tang San Burial team , do great things!”
The six-eared macaque is still too young, how could it withstand the deception of Tang San Burial.
Ever since, poisonous oaths have been sworn.
Tang Sanbian smiled when he heard this, isn't this done?
So, the six-eared macaque asked:
"Then I don't know, what is this big thing? Now that we are all our own people, can we talk about it?"
Tang San was buried: "Okay, our big thing is to go to Lingshan, marry a Bodhisattva, kill the Buddha, and burn Buddhist scriptures!"
Six-eared macaque: " (´°Δ°`) "
"Is it too late for me to quit now?"
The torturer touched the stick and said, "What do you think?"
Liu Er almost cried.
Damn, is this so cruel? He was so frightened that a lump of snot hung above his lips unconsciously.
"Are you... too impulsive? How about we discuss this matter in the long term? If we are really angry with Buddha, how about we write his name on the soles of our shoes and beat him up?"
Sun Xingzhe frowned: "Are you afraid?"
"No, brother, I know you have a grudge against Buddha. He suppressed you for five hundred years, which is really too much. In this case, little brother, I will accompany you to find a Buddha temple, and we can tear it down to vent your anger on him, okay? Liu Er said pitifully.
The torturer curled his lips: "You coward, you still want to pretend to be Lao Sun?"
Tang Sanyan: "Don't tell him, I know this kid Liu'er. He has no courage since he was a child. If you don't force him, oh, tsk, tsk, he is cowardly..."
With that said, Tang San turned around and prepared to leave.
The torturer snorted, passed by Liu Er, and said: "We are both monkeys, but I am throwing away the monkey..."
Bajie passed by Liu Er: "There was once a monkey who was more powerful than a pig like me. Now there is another one, but he is not even as good as a pig."
Sha Wuwu passed by Liu Er: "Hello Liu Er Macaque, I'm not a pig, I'm not a monkey, but I also look down on you, you are a fool! Goodbye!"
Xiao Longnu also passed by Liu Er and said, "Although I am a woman, you are really not a man!"
With that said, their master and disciples headed towards the west.
They walked without fear, with great strides, and with great grace.
It’s like I’m not going to fuck the Buddha, but I’m going to fuck the rice!
Liu Er blushed, feeling that he was really useless.
It was getting dark. At this time, Zixia came over and said:
"Although I think they are crazy, you are really lame compared to that monkey!"
After saying that, Zixia also followed and shouted:
"Sun Wukong, I don't know why, but I think you are so domineering. Maybe it's because there is a useless monkey in contrast to you..."
Sun Wukong looked at Zixia rushing towards him, his eyes widened and he said:
"Don't come over here. What are you going to do? I'll fight..."
With that said, he punched Zixia and knocked him away.
This scene shocked the six-eared macaque. He looked at Sun Xingzhe with admiration and said:
"Damn it, not only did he dare to cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but he also dared to hit women... It's okay if you don't accept it, wait, I figured it out, I did it."
Tang Sanzun turned around, nodded with satisfaction and said:
"Well... just think about it. From now on, you will call me Master. You are the sixth one to join in this team, so from now on you will be called Lao Liu!"
"Thank you, Master..." Lao Liu chuckled.
Tang San buried his head and then said to the torturer:
"But then again, why are you hitting a woman? Zixia likes you, which is a good thing for a thousand-year-old single like you."
Sun Xingzhe scratched his head: "Master, how can I, Sun, know anything about men and women?"
Tang San cursed: "Fuck, you don't want such a good thing? There is also Qingxia in Zixia's body. If you take care of one of her, it's like marrying two. It's exciting to think about it. You actually say you don't understand. ...Let Bajie coach you when you have time."
Bajie came over immediately, took the torturer's hand, and said:
"Hey, brother, when you hit a woman, you don't hit her like this. If you hit her like this, you will be happy, but she won't necessarily. You need a tool and some postures...
To talk about this in detail, it is quite complicated. I will divide it into three episodes for you, and I will tell you about it in two hours..."
Liu Er came up and said, "Oh, my second brother didn't expect to have such profound knowledge in this area. I don't understand either. Can you please give me some advice?"
Bajie laughed loudly: "Lao Liu, what does it mean for me to kill Bajie? In this way, compared with Master, it is nothing..."
…
Zixia got up from the ground and smiled:
"It's so exciting... This monkey really knows how to stir up my nerves. This punch hit my heart..."
…
Just like that, on the way west, there was a powerful Lao Liu, and there was also a Qingxia Zixia who couldn't tell which side he was undercover.
There is a lot of joy in this line of work, and there is endless talk and endless gossip.
On this day, we traveled to a Gobi Desert where the weather was hot and water and food were hard to find.
The group walked for a long time and saw almost no people.
"I'm afraid this is the Flame Mountain, where the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan live." Tang San said.
The torturer immediately became interested and said:
"Master, let's go to the Bull Demon King's Cave and find something to eat."
Tang Sanbian nodded, so they continued on their way. After calling out Tutu to ask for directions, they soon arrived at the Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.
Outside the cave, Sun Xingzhe shouted:
"Bull Demon King, your sworn brother Sun Wukong is here, why don't you come out yet?"
Soon after the monkey's voice passed, a tall and majestic Bull Demon King with two horns came out of the cave.
When the Bull Demon King saw Sun Xingzhe, he laughed:
"Oh, brother, did you come here with your master? Just wait, I will go in immediately, grab my things, and set off with you!"
Tang San was stunned for a moment: "Wait, let's go? Where are you going?"
The Bull Demon King said: "Before the end of the month, didn't you ask my son Honghai'er to come back and bring me a message, saying that he would take me to do something big? For this big thing, wouldn't we go together to get scriptures? I have packed my luggage and have been waiting for you. Woolen cloth!"
